Thread 720134005

My video game idea is "My summe car" but about TV licenses. It would sell a million copies for sure, for sure

>>720134005 (OP)
they have no legal power btw
they cannot get in and will never have a warrant to get in

>>720134265
So how do they receive funding?

>>720134265
>An Enforcement Agent cannot force an entry to a residential property* without first gaining peaceful admittance. Once inside, the Enforcement Agent can return and force entry later should it be required e.g the defendant has not adhered to the agreement terms from a previous visit.

>>720134407
by threatening nannies who don't know any better and just pay up
though really, the BBC is just getting money from the govt and sponsorship deals and this is how they try to fleece extra, you know, 1 billion pounds to dig a hole in the ground or something

>>720134005 (OP)
Is that guy a police officer? If not, can you call the police on him? Say what you will about the US or our police, but we can at least have officers arrested by calling the police on them if they did shit like this.

>>720134689
no, he's just a TV license salesman trying to scare the guy into spending 174 pounds and 50 pence on one
all the lad inside has to do is literally tell him to fuck off, he doesn't have any actual power to step inside, open window or not

imagine being british

>>720134005 (OP)
id shoot that fucker in his fat face if he tried that.

>>720134901
no you wouldn't

>>720134987
castle doctrine, motherfucker

>>720134987
yeah I would

>>720134528
>vampire rules
absolutely terrifying

Everyday it only gets worse for bongs and they just won't do anything? Why won't you fags just go full french revolution on that shit?
>well the govt may threat us with their guns
WHAT GUNS?

>>720134005 (OP)
>No I don't have a TV
>Even if I did, I don't have cable reception
>I'm not letting you inside, show me a warrant or piss off
Works every time. Swear on me mum.

>>720134005 (OP)
Just smear shit on the window and they will stop trying to get in

>>720135413
>they just won't do anything?
because they're too cushy, most of the old cunts have paid off homes and they're not particularly in the mood to lose them. spend 1 billion tax pounds to dig a hole in the ground after 900,000 pages of paperwork. if you ever wanted bureaucratic hell, just try to visit the UK

Why don't they just add a BBC tax instead of doing this bizarre licensing shit?

>>720135413
90% of young bongs are brown and they are quite happy with the state of things

>>720135341
they always have to give you hints

>>720134005 (OP)
add Splinter Cell gameplay as soon as the warrant gets signed by a judge and you've got my money day 1.

>>720134987
I feel like a lot of people would jump at the opportunity to legally shoot a perceived arm of the state, especially one that's essentially just a jackass pretending to be one via corporate authority.

>>720135004
You have no idea what this is and you're some retard 15 year old that thinks you just get to murder people if they come into your home.

>>720135341
kek, dumb nigger

>>720134528
then couldn't you call the coppers on them if they try to enter?

This would be considered attempted breaking and entering in the states.

>>720136218
they both have the same boss.
it's like calling the cops on a freem*son breaking into your house

>>720134005 (OP)
>>720134265
Meanwhile in America if some faggot tried to do this you could empty a mag into them with zero repercussions

>>720136293
what kind of country is this if I can't even call the cops on someone?

>>720134005 (OP)
>My summe car
ive really been debating getting it, is it as fun as it seems?

>>720136445
you can, but what actually gets done or happens is another question.
The loicense enforcers are just a lesser branch of the same bigger force.

>>720134407
They do it for free.

>>720136490
you really need to enjoy car mechanics in order to really have any fun, because most of the fun of the game is just the unbelievable finnish jank and the joy of riding your shitbox around town

>>720134838
Fuck the British.

>>720136158
Yes, all tresspassing is violence.

>>720134005 (OP)
>>720134528
This shit is why we threw the tea in the harbor

>>720136710
is it a good source of learning how real world car mechanics work? it seems like a fun game, building your own car and then driving around the hellscape that is finnland
are there rally races in it that you can actually participate in?

>>720136445
>cops are either useless of wont punish criminals
>citizens aren't allowed to defend themselves by harming their attacker
the world is so gay

>>720136490
The game comes with 2 main challenges:
1. figuring out what the fuck you're supposed to do
2. fighting the shit controls in order to actually do it
Not sure how enjoyable that is to you.

>>720139679
Just like real life. The ultimate simulator.

>>720136368
>with zero repercussions
That's a blatant lie, tho, you'd get either shoot to death or you'd spend the rest of your life in prison for killing a police officer or random criminal.
You have to remember that the west applies USSR criminal law so the criminals can't be helped, but you as a proper standing citizen should know better than kill those criminals.

>>720139437
Yeah we're kind of in the middle of being genocided if you haven't noticed. Be glad they aren't just blatantly shooting you on sight yet

>>720138635
id say so, better than the courses ive been in
there is an actualrally race you can win in