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Atari launches new Handheld for 180 USD
https://x.com/atari/status/1965022435301892491
Anonymous No.720141284 [Report] >>720141691 >>720142989 >>720144236 >>720146597 >>720148918 >>720157962 >>720158852 >>720162742 >>720163620
>>720141204 (OP)
why are they still in business?
Anonymous No.720141373 [Report] >>720141424
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.720141424 [Report]
>>720141373
Okay nigger
Anonymous No.720141537 [Report] >>720141570
>>720141204 (OP)
Seems a bit expensive for something to just play Atari games, yeah?
Anonymous No.720141570 [Report] >>720142825 >>720151081 >>720151779
>>720141537
Apparently it hooks up to your tv
Anonymous No.720141691 [Report]
>>720141284
Money laundering
Anonymous No.720141918 [Report] >>720146352
>>720141204 (OP)
Very late to the party since chinkhelds already got that market thoroughly covered.
Plus most Atari fans left are probably too old to play handhelds like this.
Anonymous No.720142053 [Report]
>Gamestation
Anonymous No.720142058 [Report] >>720143140
>>720141204 (OP)
But it doesn't answer the important question:

Will it be able to play Bubsy 4D?
Anonymous No.720142105 [Report]
Should have called it the Lynx 2
Anonymous No.720142363 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
Handheld huh does it holler?
Anonymous No.720142702 [Report]
We're fucking back
Anonymous No.720142825 [Report]
>>720141570
>hdmi out technology will cost you a hundred dollars plus tip
Lel
Anonymous No.720142989 [Report] >>720143650 >>720146646 >>720151127
>>720141284
Atari that you know died like 20 years ago. This is just another company using Atari's name.
Anonymous No.720143093 [Report] >>720146880
200 launch titles switch 2 btfo
Anonymous No.720143140 [Report]
>>720142058
Us, beings from the third dimension, can't see nor feel 4D. Your request is null
Anonymous No.720143551 [Report]
You can play all those games on a steam deck btw
Anonymous No.720143650 [Report]
>>720142989
35*
the original company went bust with the Jaguar and the IP got bought out by Midway, who then got bought by Infogrames.
Anonymous No.720143748 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
Groovy
Anonymous No.720143868 [Report]
Nice
Now let's see the list of games
Anonymous No.720144013 [Report]
why wouldn't you just buy a <$50 chinkheld? lol
Anonymous No.720144236 [Report]
>>720141284
They're a front company for the french mafia
Anonymous No.720144767 [Report] >>720161852
>>720141204 (OP)
>no tate/cabinet/portrait mode
ONE JOB, ATARI, ONE FUCKING JOB.
Anonymous No.720146352 [Report]
>>720141918
Bump
Anonymous No.720146597 [Report]
>>720141284
they wont be for long if this is what theyre doing
Anonymous No.720146646 [Report]
>>720142989
Same with Sega by the way.
Anonymous No.720146880 [Report]
>>720143093
>200
Anonymous No.720146974 [Report] >>720147242
Isn't the Gamestation already a line of Playstation knock-offs made in China?
Anonymous No.720147089 [Report] >>720147776
tendiebros, our response?
Anonymous No.720147242 [Report]
>>720146974
Yes actually
THE JUDGE No.720147251 [Report] >>720147663
>>720141204 (OP)
You couldn't pay me to play Atari shovelware.
Anonymous No.720147313 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
>retro gaming
lmao
Anonymous No.720147616 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
Oh boy, a bunch of dogshit Atari 2600 games for $180, what a steal!
Anonymous No.720147663 [Report]
>>720147251
Heres 50 bucks
Anonymous No.720147776 [Report]
>>720147089
OMG SHUT UP. Nobody CARES about atari and haven't for nearly 40 years.
Anonymous No.720147802 [Report] >>720147906 >>720150193
>$180 for a chinkheld and some roms
Anonymous No.720147906 [Report]
>>720147802
And a keypad
Anonymous No.720148918 [Report] >>720149210 >>720149245
>>720141284
This. Only NIntendo should be allowed to operate, why isn't the World Government doing something about it?
Anonymous No.720149082 [Report] >>720149985
Games before the snes and genesis era are caveman tier shit not worth looking at whatsoever.
Anonymous No.720149210 [Report] >>720149373
>>720148918
>brings up nintendo for no reason
Rent free
Anonymous No.720149245 [Report]
>>720148918
Sony bribes.
Anonymous No.720149373 [Report]
>>720149210
>for no reason
Are you autistic?
Anonymous No.720149985 [Report] >>720150087 >>720150748
>>720149082
Nes games are fine
Dumb cunt
Anonymous No.720150087 [Report] >>720150243
>>720149985
ok unc
Anonymous No.720150193 [Report] >>720151353
>>720147802
that's how much chinkheld costs
Anonymous No.720150243 [Report] >>720150813
>>720150087
Mario 3 and castlevania are perfectly fine
Anonymous No.720150748 [Report] >>720150936
>>720149985
They look like dogshit and are boring as fuck. SNES is kino and so is PS2. PS1 has good games but they also look like shit.
Anonymous No.720150813 [Report] >>720150909 >>720150936 >>720157928
>>720150243
Mario 3 is shit, the inertia makes it unplayable.
Anonymous No.720150909 [Report]
>>720150813
Holy based. Also the art design is way worse.
Anonymous No.720150936 [Report] >>720151138
>>720150748
>>720150813
Filtered
Anonymous No.720151081 [Report]
>>720141570
>$180 plug n play
Anonymous No.720151127 [Report]
>>720142989
Why even bother? The name isn't worth a turd in the toilet and at this point it's more associated with failure than anything else.
Anonymous No.720151138 [Report] >>720152770
>>720150936
The movement is simply not fun, it's not that I can't play it, I just don't want to.
Also I don't understand how people play this game, they run through the level without doing anything, what's the point?
Anonymous No.720151267 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
>me when I buy a $50 chink emulation card with 50,000 roms off of Aliexpress and load it into my steam deck
Anonymous No.720151353 [Report] >>720151521
>>720150193
You can get chinkheld for as low as 30 usd
You have to try REALLY hard to find something that doesn't play everything up to ps1 full speed
Anonymous No.720151521 [Report]
>>720151353
And more often than not they have all those Atari games
Anonymous No.720151779 [Report] >>720153452
>>720141570
So does my PC. And my PS3 with emulators. And my 360 with emulators.
Anonymous No.720152770 [Report] >>720153984
>>720151138
Its perfectly fine movement
Anonymous No.720153452 [Report]
>>720151779
Hahahah yeah
Anonymous No.720153523 [Report]
Cool, good for them. I just bought a Deck!
Anonymous No.720153914 [Report] >>720154417
>>720141204 (OP)
For 180bones you think itll be good as a homebrew device if hacked?
Anonymous No.720153984 [Report] >>720154289 >>720157650
>>720152770
Inertia is never fine. Take notice from games like Demon's Souls and Hollow Knight on what fun movement looks like.
Anonymous No.720154289 [Report]
>>720153984
Mario 3 is a fine game you're just bad
Anonymous No.720154417 [Report]
>>720153914
No
Anonymous No.720156772 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
Looks a lot like the switch
Anonymous No.720157512 [Report] >>720157779
why doesn't it have 20 buttons like the 5600 controller
Anonymous No.720157650 [Report] >>720158404
>>720153984
>Inertia is never fine
absolute fucking pleb. hollow night feels like shit to play, the worst part is the lack of inertia. After coming from dustforce I feel like I'm playing a shitty browser game.
Anonymous No.720157779 [Report] >>720157829 >>720158007 >>720158189 >>720162417
>>720157512
Never played in a Atari, what was the keypad used for in games?
Anonymous No.720157829 [Report]
>>720157779
fuck all lmao
Anonymous No.720157928 [Report]
>>720150813
It's the opposite for me, I love Mario 3 specifically for having inertia. Mario World feels bad to me for not having that inertia, which really sucks given 99% of Mario ROMhacks are SMW.
Anonymous No.720157958 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
Does it have any exclusives
Anonymous No.720157962 [Report]
>>720141284
they bought Nightdive and people bought the 2600+ for some reason
Anonymous No.720158007 [Report]
>>720157779
Number input for menus
Anonymous No.720158076 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
$180 for games that all run on the shittiest smartphone on the market
Anonymous No.720158189 [Report]
>>720157779
some games have overlays you put on top of the numpad that tell you what each button does
Anonymous No.720158404 [Report]
>>720157650
Contrarian opinion.
Anonymous No.720158852 [Report]
>>720141284
Easy.
Release some extremely cheap shit with a high margin.
Use Atari name to trick some boomers to buy it.
Profit.
Anonymous No.720159250 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
you can get an anbernigger that plays 10000 times more games, with better controls and build quality, for $40
Anonymous No.720160853 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
cool
Anonymous No.720161852 [Report]
>>720144767
Seriously this
Anonymous No.720162417 [Report] >>720162680
>>720157779
Its for talking to intergalactic space aliens or flying fuckernauts or astro bastards
Anonymous No.720162660 [Report]
>>720141204 (OP)
Why buy this when I could buy something like a TrimUI Smart Pro which is cheaper stronger and prettier lmao? wtf?
Anonymous No.720162680 [Report]
>>720162417
I understood that reference
Anonymous No.720162742 [Report]
>>720141284
It's a brand con artists resell each other for a few decades. Probably still exists because of the free ad in bladerunner
Anonymous No.720163620 [Report]
>>720141284
The original Atari isn't. This is another company wearing it's logo.
Anonymous No.720163695 [Report]
Groovy.