Thread 720149381

If you get your PP replaced with some kind of cybernetic powerschlong in cyberpunk before having sex, doesn't that mean you'll always be a permavirgin since you've never used your real penis?

>>720149381 (OP)
Honestly amazing that there are people out there prepared to defend this game.

why wasn't she a prominent character

>>720149381 (OP)
So if you lose weight do you get them refitted.
If you gain weight do you get them refitted. Do you just have an ozempic pump that modulates your hunger for perfect calorie intake. This all sounds like a psyop for big cyber. Did she lose her feet to diabetes.

>>720149381 (OP)
if you can pump sperm out of it then no

>>720149568
They'll defend anything as long as they can larp as trannies in their cyberpunk game

>>720149381 (OP)
Would.

>>720149381 (OP)
Men can’t be virgins

>>720149381 (OP)
nothing about the games take on cybernetic make sense.
people literally get their eyes cut out just so that they can text hands free or how about people getting their brains linked to microchips just so that they can go online with their mind.
somehow those cybernetics are considred normal but getting your arm replaced with a robot arm that can turn into a machine gun comes with the risk of going made somehow.

>>720149381 (OP)
I was thinking. Imagine a day when penis augmentations would become available IRL.
Every bitch will refuse put out to men who have their natural schlong and not augmented gigaschlong 3000. There will be an infinite social pressure to have one. There will be a fucking arms race. This shit will probably be expensive as fuck, and retards will work 3 jobs or get into lifelong debts. You fags complain about current situation, it will look like a sharia law in comparison.
Be grateful you were born and live your life before THAT is invented.

>>720154428
>Every bitch will refuse put out to men who have their natural schlong and not augmented gigaschlong 3000. There will be an infinite social pressure to have one.
That's just historical Southeast Asia.
Everyone had to get pearls implamented into their dicks or they'd get no one to put out.

When European explorers asked why, the locals said there used to be this queen who faced the problem that people stopped fucking the opposite gender. So she instituted a new law. All women were required to wear revealing clothes to get the mens' appetite up and all the men were in turn required to modify their dicks to get the womens' appetite up.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)
Obviously NSFW shit. Promotions just a click away.

>>720154428
the bitches that are keepers are the ones that prefer it natural, none of that gonk shit

why did starfield get shat on for unoriginal storytelling, lackluster gameplay and ugly NPCs but this didn't?

>>720149568
Its a pretty good game, yeah. Only shitty parts of it is Alanah Pierce's annoying voice for a few seconds and that shitty trans character you race for

>>720155594
And you call that bait?
Consider seppuku

>>720149381 (OP)
More like whoever made this got their PP replaced.

>>720155594
slavs shill games made by other slavs way more then american shill games made by americans

>>720155594
Starfield doesn't have an anime that people can pretend is how the real game is like.

>>720149381 (OP)
That must be the most unsexy "cesspool of vice and corruption" megacity ever.

>>720155594
Cyberpunk was memed to death as a dead buggy game with a shit story on release. They supposedly fixed a bunch of bugs and the anime came out, drawing in people to play the improved game. It's similar to how Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen brought in tons of fans who acted like the game was always great when it was really the second release that brought the popularity.

>>720149381 (OP)
Why is it so hard to make female characters in this game, why cant I look like this >>720150527
Shit is a bigger goblina simulator than your typical fromsoft game

>>720156156
The games internal logic is inconsistent. Looks are supposed to be important in Nightcity(stated ingame), but almost everyone is ugly, even rich people who have money to ultra high-end augs. The devs are leftists so I think they just hate beauty, and I expect more of the same in the next game.

>>720157675
>game where you're in constant first person
>making v a woman when maleV boston boy is objectively superior
troon

>>720155494
Why the fuck did I read that in V's voice.

>>720159376
They're making a sequel?

>>720149568
i'm that guy. It's a great game.

corpo > nomad > streetkid

>>720161921
yessir
2077+DLC made an absolute fuckton of money, of course they want more

>>720155594
>Starfield
Lmao
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qjNaq1ctcaE&pp=ygUUcmFuZG9tIGN5YmVycHVuayBucGPSBwkJsgkBhyohjO8%3D

>>720149381 (OP)
I speak my troof in my Cyber-calvins

>>720162009
A full-fledged sequel, or another expansion?

>>720149568
Cyberpunk is pure troon coded genre, orlg course they are. This is the final fantasy of a troon, the opportunity to exist in a godless society where they are free to conduct self mutilation and far smarter people than themselves have created the infrastructure and advancements necessary to trivialize every aspect of being a troon.

>>720151421
Why would I want to be a pathetic jobber manlet?

>>720162137
Full new game, not DLC. But that's all I know. I don't even know if it will take place before or after 2077.

>>720159376
>>720162138
What level of schizoid madness are we dealing with here

I really liked the anime, wish the game was more like it, the game looks generic as fuck.

>>720162340
Cyberpunk 2077 with stylized cel-shading would be pretty sweet.

>>720151421
No lol vegeta is not an example of toxic masculinity

>>720162282
Fuck off troon

>>720162340
The game is carried by the city. It's a work of art. Just walking and driving around is fun.
Combat is quite generic. You can complete the whole game by holding W and shooting people in the face.

>>720162498
Hot! Here's more!

>>720154420
>dude natural eyes are so much better than the cybernetic ones, i can develop myopia or cataracts and become blind

>>720162510
I dropped it because I shot someone in the face over 10 times with a double barreled shotgun in the opening and he went "Ah! Oh! Agh!" and kept fighting. Stupid fucking health bar bullshit.

>>720162618
Did you play on Hard mode or something? It scales damage values like Skyrim and Oblivion.
Playing normal makes the game more realistic. But there are some enemies that have armor cybernetics which makes them very tanky. I kill most enemies in one shot to the head with a pistol.

>>720162786
Yes why wouldn't I, don't make that an option at all if that's how its gonna be.

>>720162835
>Yes why wouldn't I
for the reason i just explained. It's a terrible form of difficulty scaling that ruins the game.

>>720162498
>Night City is a place where everything has gone wrong, and degeneracy has become so prevalent and all consuming they are using girls with giant dicks to advertise soda
>you are probably retarded enough to think this is the devs telling you it’s a good thing

>>720162915
Not my problem, their fault for making it that way, glad I dropped it

>>720149381 (OP)
What a horrible art style and design.

>inb4 it's supposed to be shit

>>720150527
Why is "she" balding?

>>720162960
You're saying too much.
California is a shithole in 2077. Nothing changed.

>>720163010
im not accusing you anon, there's no need to get defensive. We both agree it's retarded.

>>720162425
Yes he is
So is Vergil and original Kratos

>>720163124
Night City has less homeless and zombies than Los Angeles

>>720163196
No, Vegeta is a grumpy jobber malewife
But that doesn't make him a bad character.

>>720149381 (OP)
Losing your dick isn't as bad as losing your nuts

>>720149381 (OP)
Yes.

>>720163287
3-0

>>720163278
The reason why there’s less homeless is because the average life span of a homeless guy in NC is about 4 months

>>720163278
Remember that one action packed trip to Detroit?

>>720163369
Doesn't change the fact that his job in dragon ball is to talk shit and get hit to showcase the new villain of the week

>>720157675
Western game funded by Larry Fink. Enjoy mutts and trannies and nothing else.

>>720150527
For me?
It's that Asian Dogtown Hooker outside the abandoned restaurant your call Reed from.

>>720155594
CP2077 had a loli in it

>>720154428
The only people getting those gigaschlongs are the same who got vaxxed, and boosted twice.

>>720156156
Yeah actually. Nothing is natural. Everyone is artificial. Only person I thought was hot was that nomad chick whatever her name was.

>>720154428
>some dominant chick wants to fuck
>she takes you home
>turns out she's a net runner
>hacks into your augments to immobilize you
>she starts riding you
>you reach the edge
>Your balls are about to bust but you realise you can't cum
>you're completely at her mercy until she decides that she's finished with you
>she gives you a ruined hand job as a parting gift

>>720163540
Yeah lots of people are going to look like disgusting trannies in a dystopian future hellscape. How are you going to be mad at that?

>>720149568


I was experimenting with a bunch of different genres and games a while ago. I played this game, couldn't last more than 2-3 hours before putting it down, its so fucking boring.

>>720155594
It did though? It just didn't get the level of hate that Starfield did because it's genuinely a much better game than it. CP 2077 failed to live up at all to the hype, marketing, and budget. Many people went into Starfield expecting it to be god awful, and it still managed to fall below their nonexistent expectations.

>>720163540
yeah just look at this mutt tranny 4chan made years ago it was probably the inspiration for 2077 disgusting whoever likes this is a mutt, a tranny, a republican, a democrat, a pedo, a masochist, a snoy, a cuck, loves bbc, plays gacha...

>>720164459
Yea. Everytime I say this same thing to a cp fan, he goes "BROOO PLAY PHANTOM LIBERTY IT'S BETTER ANYWAYS". When the DLC of a game is the only thing worth playing, you've made a shit game.

>>720163540
>Why doesn't a game about a degenerated dystopian future where human life has no almost no value and governments have been replaced by corporations doesn't prominently feature conservative values and praise the nuclear family? How could this be happening to me!?

>>720149568
>having a breakdown over a randomly generated pedestrian

How do fat people still exist in the future?

>>720150527
That's a mod, right? No other character in the game has a face that realistic.

>>720162498
I don't get it. Why couldn't the most prominent shemale in the game at least be cute? If they wanted a blonde bimbofied chick with a dick why didn't they hire Taftaj in 2019 to model for them? That thing isn't even ugly because it's a guy, it's ugly because of the tattoos and the side shave.

Can I just express my disappointment in the decline of Shadowrun in this thread?

>>720165215
cute isn't cool

>>720149568
This board is reddit now. They're people unironically saying Silksong is goty.

>>720165043
Why wouldn't they? With health standards and morality no longer being a factor, you can churn out near infinite, high-calorie slop.

>>720165417
Yes it literally is tho

i'm really, really angry that a depiction of a dystopian future not-california is not, in fact, a trad huwhite ethnostate

>>720165459
Apparently All Foods makes their synthetic slop actually be nutritionally balanced. Which is surprising since they do have the total scratch to churn out sawdust and then buy out any court that would sue them.

>>720165752
Literally nobody on /v/ has complained about a dystopian city set in the same coordinates as Oakland being full of brown people, you dishonest faggot.

>>720165841
o rly

>>720155594
It did. It received a massive amount of backlash for all of those things on release. Because CDPR spent time working through the game’s issues over several patches those complaints gradually melted away.

>>720165968
>dytsopian city is packed full of browns
>it's a dystopia
Yes really.

>>720164318
>>720164973
>it's supposed to be shit
Love it. Let's ignore that the game was initially marketed with a handsome white guy. Let's also ignore all prominent Cyberpunk characters in various media looking cool and not lik Hyenas rejects.

>>720166637
>it's supposed to be shit
>Dystopia
(Noun)
dystopia (countable and uncountable, plural dystopia or dystopias or dystopiae):
A miserable, dysfunctional state or society that has a very poor standard of living or severe censorship, oppression, etc.

>>720167047
Obtuse meme guy. Kurwas got scammed with you.

>>720167461
>Kurwas got scammed
The game was released on GOG. Nobody on PC actually bought this game, anon.