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Anonymous No.720150885 [Report] >>720151020 >>720151341 >>720151351 >>720151920 >>720152192 >>720152754 >>720152817 >>720152820 >>720152964 >>720153965 >>720154554 >>720154708 >>720155045 >>720155215 >>720155235 >>720155536
What exactly is it offering that we haven't seen already?
Anonymous No.720151020 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
Wait and see
Anonymous No.720151165 [Report]
trans surgery
Anonymous No.720151270 [Report]
how would we know, you idiot.
Anonymous No.720151341 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
I have no idea why normies love this series so much
Anonymous No.720151351 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
3 billion dollar budget and 7 year development cycle
Anonymous No.720151493 [Report]
in game tiktok
Anonymous No.720151920 [Report] >>720152707
>>720150885 (OP)
A gf
Anonymous No.720152192 [Report] >>720155375
>>720150885 (OP)
details like dog anus, 16x the flap detail of overweight black women on the beach. Memes from 4 years ago. Every single "Florida man" meme. 20 radio stations all mumble rap. Entire missions about fighting bigots.

Seriously it's going to be laughable
Anonymous No.720152707 [Report]
>>720151920
Gfs have always been in the games
Anonymous No.720152754 [Report] >>720155034
>>720150885 (OP)
I dunno man lets compare this to like GTA 3D era releases
3 and VC were relatively barebones and made close to each other, almost on top of one-another, immediately building off the successful novelty that made 3 a compelling game-of-that-era with a tighter campaign, with better animations, story, voice cast, soundtrack, to name a few things

GTA SA had all those things, and *even* more, it had the peakest playability in the entire era of games with the most customizable protagonist, the most things to do, the most things to drive and a bunch of other bonus content

GTA V wasn't actually as playable, in that context, as SA so like if the game is to be as big as it is then it would make sense that it would be Rockstar's actual attempt at topping SA in terms of being "the best" GTA game and it would include more of the things people liked about SA that later titles have missed
I mean, it was fucking weird that stuff like weight lifting wasn't in V wasn't it
that's just one small example

I don't wanna overhype it though, they could drop the ball on this stuff too and still not beat SA in terms of just shit to do in game but that'd be sad right
Anonymous No.720152817 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
The game is still going to have auto-aim set as default, because Rockstar still thinks it's 2001 and have no reason to make decent gunplay.
Anonymous No.720152820 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
The protagonists are a straight couple
Anonymous No.720152964 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
niggers
Anonymous No.720153056 [Report]
The next great MMORPG experience
Anonymous No.720153965 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
>30 fps
yawn
Anonymous No.720154512 [Report]
another game build on the same engine rockstar has been using since 2008? Oh man, I can't wait for my character to control like a shitty tank and for the gunplay to be broken and pisseasy. Do you guys think the missions will feel even more like tacked-on filler this time to the actual, cop-killer 9000 core gameplay? What kind of shitty gimmicks will they use this time, how will they 1-up the steveadore mission?

Remember playing GTA IV in high school? Aren't you excited for GTA IV 3? Aren't you excited to play the exact same fucking game that you played when you were 16, now that you're in your 30s?

fuck that
Anonymous No.720154554 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
6
Anonymous No.720154589 [Report]
Why do ypu wait until we see gameplay ignoramus
Anonymous No.720154662 [Report] >>720154942 >>720155759
Race mixing, mma, trans surgery for online mode, social media influencer minigame, and rasputia npc's.
Anonymous No.720154708 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
rdr2 with cars
Anonymous No.720154830 [Report]
Since Dan Houser's been gone I actually have hope for the game. The guy was a shit writer and every game he's written since IV was shit.
Anonymous No.720154942 [Report] >>720155231
>>720154662
So absolutely zero difference to real life miami?
Anonymous No.720155034 [Report]
>>720152754
There was fuck all to do in V besides the story. Like driving in circles, listening to the radio, and murder sprees only lasted for a short while before the game was boring.

The online was a cluster fuck for the first year and a half and I never bothered with it much after because everyone I knew already rage quit
Anonymous No.720155045 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
a spic troon and his kike bf faggot adventure
Anonymous No.720155215 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
probably nothing except subjectively worse gtav with better graphics that won't be worth buying the pc or console to play.
multiplayer will be even worse I'm guessing, especially when the mod menu fags start decompiling and ruining it
Anonymous No.720155231 [Report]
>>720154942
if it were real life Miami the whole game would be entirely in fucking spanish
Anonymous No.720155235 [Report] >>720155328
>>720150885 (OP)
$100 game
Anonymous No.720155328 [Report]
>>720155235
>VI hundred dollar game
Anonymous No.720155375 [Report]
>>720152192
chop the dog had ball physics, now introducing brand new gaming technology, dog anus pucker physics with realistic crapping animation! preorder now everybody!
Anonymous No.720155536 [Report]
>>720150885 (OP)
latina mc with big boobs.
Anonymous No.720155759 [Report]
>>720154662
you to consistently take Rapi-dyke tablets to refresh your appearance but you take slow health damage and have to eat cluckinbell and drink sprunk lite only to heal
Anonymous No.720158271 [Report] >>720158465
>best grafix on the market
>best physics on the market
>best nuanced details
>best third-person action gameplay
>best in its genre
Anonymous No.720158465 [Report] >>720158557
>>720158271
>has a long lasting player base
>RP mods
>online with the vros
It's going to be peak comfy kino and this board is afraid to admit it
Anonymous No.720158557 [Report]
>>720158465
>b-b-but but I want le 20 hour DLC which i will never play!!! Online sucks!! I don't have friends!!!