>>720155865
i wanted to forget that no more heroes 3 happened. i hated it so much. i will hate it in death. on my tombstone, they will put "NO MORE HEROES 3 WAS SHIIIIIIIT" instead of my name.
>>720159183
>I still haven't played 3
good
>Should I even bother?
absolutely not
>I am a huge Suda fan but with Grasshopper being constantly downsized and relying on Unreal slop that removes all the SOUL his games have visuals and gameplay feel wise I just don't know if I should even bother.
it's the unholy trifecta of GARBAGE
>visuals
everything looks all weird and fucked up, just looking at each sector. somehow they recreated all the classic stores from nmh (even grampaw's 30 cent dog food tacos), yet all the pedestrians are these weird neo-futuristic dressing weirdos that look so out of place in the setting. that's not even mentioning that all the new areas looking incomplete, because they were incomplete. one area, "neo-brazil," is a gigantic open field. there's another half of the area that's blocked off, that at no point do you ever get to go to. in fact, every area has a gigantic portion blotted out on the map, you just end up noticing it at neo-brazil because it's that barren
>gameplay
in theory, travis's beam katana is kind of a fusion of each beam katana he's used throughout the series, which you would expect to give you insane versatility and control over how you play. in practice, you just mash the light attack button because that gives you the most damage output. also, the glove powers just remove any sense of difficulty from the game. the bosses take about 15 seconds to chew through, while the challenge encounters can take a few minutes. i defeated the second boss in nine seconds.
>SOUL
henry does not look, sound, or act like henry because plot. shinobu is KO'd until the end of the game. bad girl's bad dad gets killed in a bad way, so she spends the whole game crying in a hotel room like jon blow just watched soulja boy play braid for the first time
