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E33bros...

>>720161617
>hype bonus
>small team bonus
>calarts bonus
>souls bonus
this game is a 6/without all of that

wtf bros i thought they were supposed to shit on it since they didn't get review copies

>>720161556 (OP)
>cuts off list of reviewers since they're all literally whos
kek

>>720162830
e33 troon big mad.

>>720162419
you forgot
>crushed storefronts bonus
this a new trend now, unless your game makes steam and ps store unusable for an hour then your shit flopped hard so we can now obsess over this AND playercount CCUs on steam

>>720161556 (OP)
>5 reviews

I'm just happy Silksong might win goty if Bananza doesn't. Fuck e33fags.

>>720162830
Screen Rant's a major rag, but they publish articles about how Ace Ventura is le heckin' toxic.

No game is that good

>>720162830
>>720161556 (OP)
>9 vs 194 reviews

Oh, someone's gettin' antsy.

>all these retards giving it a 10/10
This just show how shit games are lately tbf

let me guess. the reviewers played the game for like 3 hours (and probably won't even finish it) and decided it was a ''masterpiece''

>>720161556 (OP)
E33 is still going to win. Bugfags are delusional if they think their DLC has a chance. This will be Tears of the Kingdom and Shadow of the Erdtree all over again. Remember this post.

>>720165797
Screencapped for when DS2 wins instead of this game and E33

>>720165451
but games have always been shit
you haven't truly experienced a true good game in your life

>>720165797
The funniest part of this is that you're a brown manlet who's spent all year spamming "POST PLAYTIME FAGGOT" "I HAVE A 3YO DAUGHTER I'M TOTALLY NOT A KHHV FUCK YOU" "E33 *WILL* WIN THE TASTELESS JOURNOFAG GOTY" in the hopes that you get to come back here and screech autistically the night of Keighley's show to brag about E33, objectively the worst game since TLOU2 to win GOTY, because that's the only good thing you can even imagine getting to experience all year, and it isn't even your own personal accomplishment. If you were white, you'd be picrel.

>>720161556 (OP)
>76%
are bugtroons gifting to alt accounts to keep the reviews from going mixed? are they that desperate to shill this inferior sotn clone with a agp tranny insert?

>>720161556 (OP)
Unironic "hype bonus" because they know they're going to get nailed to the wall by redditors who have been obsessed with this and would dox them. No game is a 100

>>720166994
why are chinks like this
then they complain about steam forcing their own reviews out of the general pool

>>720161556 (OP)
i refuse to believe any of those fags even beat it

for me its a 7/10
almost no quality of life improvements over hollow knight, too much backtracking, too much grinding to buy anything, gay ass hard platforming in ice mountain and the clock tower

>>720167513
>play metroidvania
>complain it has platforming segments

>>720161556 (OP)
She won

>>720167667
Nani???

>>720166562
>Death Stranding 2
lol lmao
>>720166832
Seethe harder also
>E33, objectively the worst game since TLOU2 to win GOTY
Astrobot and It Takes Two sucked cock

>>720167589
dont mind the platforming, but fucking jumping blindly in random directions hoping to spot the next grab point knowing that i will die since its times is gay as fuck
also lmao 2 mask damage spikes in tower, good joke

>>720161556 (OP)
>first indie game to win GOTY

>>720167783
Are you playing on 4:3 or just blind?

>>720166994
Just fix the Chinese translation?

>>720162830
Game8 publishes reviews? I only ever use them for guides and shit (half of which seem AI generated)

Which would cause a bigger shitshow on /v/ between E33 or silksong winning GotY?

>>720165797
BG3 and Astrobot were obviously going to win. Super polished games with rave reviews in a neglected genre, alongside memorable characters. All this also applies to Silksong.

>>720168083
No matter what, the greatest amount of posts that night will be made by this indian ransheet right here >>720167718 >>720165797
the only difference will be that if E33 wins, he'll be falseflagging to make it seem like more ppl besides him care about Keighley's journo award. but if silksong wins, we'll just see him making sincere seetheposts until he gives himself an aneurysm and dies a khhv.

>>720168083
Silksong no doubt

>>720168083
Silksong. The general public heavily prefers E33, whereas journos are scared shitless to give Silksong anything less than a 10.
The genius of not giving out review codes is that journos are now forced to monitor the internet's reaction in real time as they're reviewing it, and mold their score around it.

>>720168083
Never mind /v/, normies would have a melty if Silksong won too. It just doesn't have that special something that you expect GOTY to have, same as Astro Bot. A great game that people generally agree was very fun but something is "missing" so giving it any award greater than "best in genre" or "best indie" would feel unfair.

>>720168083
E33 fags are the most defensive autists since TLOU fags, and those threads about hornet having had sex were the biggest genuine autistic meltdowns I've seen here in a while. Without question silksong winning would result in the greater earnest seething by several orders of magnitude.

We did it Silksissies!!

>>720161556 (OP)
>Literally relying on rushed ai generated reviews to stand out
Silksisters...

This is the same as how dark souls 2 got a better critical reception than dark souls 1 because the journos thought they were supposed to like it.

>>720169593
>melty in progress
GGEZ faggot

>>720168083
Both /v/ and resetera are desperate for e33 to lose so that.

how did journos beat the game I thought it was hard?

>>720169593
For some foreign reason I thought that was their girlfriends, until I realized this is /v/

>>720169829
that faggot from Electric Underground convinced everyone that "Le hard is Le Good" in platformers. Everyone is now being crowd-shamed into believing that poorly developed movement tech is actually good for you.

>>720169593
Good, more holes to fuck

>>720165026
Yes, eat za bugs

>>720168083
bananza

>>720163653
Only happened because there were no preorders. It wasn't even Steam's download servers that were the problem. There were just so many people trying to buy it at once it overwhelmed the payment processors.

>>720161556 (OP)
I'm waiting for OnlyOneHere to post his review of the game, his opinion is the only one that matters.
>Who's that
Look him up.

>>720171897
Scratch that, he actually did review the game
>This game is a huge steaming pile of garbage. The greedy developers are charging $20 for a flash game. Oh great, another stupid internet darling that's going to cause the gaming industry to evolve backwards. Trash like Cyberpunk 2077 and BG3 did more than enough damage to this industry, and now this piece of garbage is going to set gaming back 20 years. It's only a matter of time until a black and white 2D game about boxes gets overhyped by toy-collecting millennials. At $20, I don't expect much, but this is still overpriced. Just look at Cuphead for instance, that was also a 2D game for $20, and its quality looks vastly superior to this shovelware piece of garbage. The greedy developers charged $5 more than the previous game, despite it being a samey game. And you nerds have the audacity to roast COD for being the same game every year. At least there's a new COD every year, while the "passionate developers" take 8 years to make a 2D mobile game that's the same as the last. Over 15 million units sold and it still took these lazy devs 8 years to copy and paste a flash game. The gameplay is boring and repetitive. The boss fights are trash.
This isn't even the entire review.

What's that smell? Mmm... yep... that smells like the GAME OF THE YEAR award.

>>720167513
>too much backtracking
>wahhhh where's my drip feed progression boss rush skinner box

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>>720032357
Because the E33 OST clearly mogs, did you even listen to the Renoir theme?

>>720168391
>metroidvania
>neglected genre
Wew lad. Actually that's the case for E33, at least for high budget turn-based RPGs. Silkdong will probably win anyway due to delivering on the hype and recency bias.

>>720161556 (OP)
>shitsong

>>720169042
the general public lmao, silksong is way more popular with the general public
why are e33 fags so delusional

>>720170546
Really incredible that you think Electric Underground has fucking sway over the general public

>>720175571
>the general public lmao

Yes. The delusional one is you.

>>720176406
NTA but "game is hard therefore bad" isn't something affecting E33 because it's a green light red light game

>>720176020
I think it’s extremely likely:
- Zoomers are impressionable
- silksong troons skew highly towards chronic 4channers who are highly aware of this hard=good meta
For any other demographic, it would be implausible.

>perfect game across the board
>flaws? none, up their with the greats of all time
reality gonna hit hard a month from now when the muh 7 years hype goggle wears off

>>720174381
Renoir's theme is straight ass. There are so many better songs on that OST. Anyway, here's my favorite so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTicXQYw2ts

How the fuck did journalists make it past act 1?

I think delayed attacks are way worse than whatever combat sins silksong does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6JbgMdrZo

>>720176406
>19,828 ratings
Most blatant pajeet botting I have seen ever seen.

>>720169593
Still would.

>>720162830
Why the fuck are random nobody places allowed to even show up on a major critic aggregate, I thought the point of opencritic was to do better than metacritic

>>720177594
silksong devs literally just need to change a decimal in the damage settings or whatever and boom 90% of the problems go away. Even other problems like enemy spam in boss fights and long runbacks will be eased just by nature of having more room for error with a mask less of damage taken. Even if they never patch it in the game is still incredibly fun, it's just a few spots that grab you by the nuts and squeeze. In contrast delayed attacks should be erased from existence. At least in Silksong you can practice and learn to combo to kill enemies before they kill you. In games like Elden Ring or E33 you end up either having to make a broken build to one shot everything or just fight a boss 10000 times and memorize their moveset.

>>720177564
How much did Clair Obscur pay PR firms? The game's creator has a billionaire dad right?

>>720174381
E33's soundtrack is painfully generic.

>>720177976
Just install the baby mode mod.

>>720178021
Unironically this, it sounds like Enya but for vidya. And I can't think of a single zone theme after beating the game. Just a few decent cutscene and battle music, but no good zone music. What a shit JRPG

Sorry India but you lost and E33 won.

>>720175571
he's saying it to himself in order to feel like he isn't alone and is actually part of a big majority group because he's a fag. E33 fags desperately try to astroturf shit 24/7 in order to feel like they're in control of reality.