Thread 720179967

>>720179967 (OP)
Friendly reminder that zoomers are turning 30

>>720180135
>If I could save time in a bottle
>The first thing that I'd like to do

>>720179967 (OP)
still am

>>720179967 (OP)
I've gone to jerking off over the lingerie section of store Christmas catalogs to the demonic entity living in my computer generating bespoke porn based on my slightest whim or desire, it's been a wild ride

>>720179967 (OP)
nah man I was jerking it to Misty from Pokemon
she's my OG waifu
it's okay because I was 10 at the time

>>720179967 (OP)
>Slicking Ropes
What. Is that some obscure post-War pastime?

>>720179967 (OP)
Not really, back in the day you would look at a woman and get a general aesthetic vibe off her. Brown hair, red hair, big tits or small. Then you would let your imagination mix and match that with real women you knew. You blew a big nut and then you layed around soaking it in.
Then you got a real girlfriend and you just fucked her alot and skipped working to play a game you rented that was never really all that fun but was better than your job.

3d porn is alot better now with blender but jerking off to it is still not as good as your imagination or even a random fat woman

>>720179967 (OP)
No, we were not. We got hardcore videos on VHS from the video rental store.

>>720179967 (OP)
holy shit what is this from? More so I can fap??

>>720180450
>Slicking Ropes
I know shooting ropes, as in long ejaculate jets that look like ropes, i assume the slinging is just a different word for tossing them out in this case.

>>720179967 (OP)
I prefer cute looking girls to whorish looking girls quite a bit. I didn't even try stellar blade because the main character was so incredibly gross and dirty looking to me. Don't like girls with English accents either.

>>720180450
>>720182715
In the early 1960s, gym classes commonly had a rope that hung down from the ceiling, and students were obliged to climb it. A really common prank was to make the rope slippery (or "slick") with some kind of lubricant, like lard or some kind of oil. It was a mostly harmless prank, but kids really loved "Slicking Ropes."

So did they ever unfuck AoD in the TR4-6 pack?

>>720179967 (OP)
>zoomer fag op
>thinking about boomer daddy cock
many such cases.

Her tits didn't look like that back then

>>720179967 (OP)
I’m 34 and still jerk off to Lara.

For me it's Mileena from the PS2 era

>>720184180
>I’m 34
Holy shit you're old

for me it was (still is) this pic

>>720180135
>older millennials remember their early childhoods in the 80s
>the youngest millennials are still in their 20s and might not remember 9/11
There's so much cultural spread within just one generation, it's crazy.

>>720187546
that's still young

>>720187968
oof that's some nostalgia