Thread 720181607

Why do girls love Metal Gear so much?

>>720181607 (OP)
It's a fujobait series

>>720181607 (OP)
Thats a man.

any excuse to dress up like a whore for simping losers who give these retards money

>>720181607 (OP)
snake eaters

>>720181607 (OP)
It's a movie and barely a game which is why the trannies of /v/ always loved it.

>>720181607 (OP)
it's funny. a rare blackpill for you guys is that women like funny shit

>>720181607 (OP)
Because of gay undertones

>>720181607 (OP)
they dont, it's all fashion to people like this

>>720181607 (OP)
my girlfriend watched me play 1, 2 ,3 and 4. 3 was her fav cus she though naked snake's autism was cute and endearing. she didnt like mgrr cus no snake.

being born a girl is living life on easy mode only made easier since streaming culture.

>>720181607 (OP)
because its basically a movie

>>720182089
irrelevant to the topic

prove that they do first

>>720182089
"easy" as in some attractive bitches in richer parts of world gets to socially dominate pencil neck men
a 3dpd woman is nothing to be envious of

>>720182089
Only for this century

>>720182089
It's beyond easy mode actually. More like enabling god mode, infinite ammo and no clip.

>>720182275
alright fatneck

>>720181607 (OP)
They don't. They love the attention they get from losers

>>720181607 (OP)
From what I can tell almost down the line women see Big Boss and Ocelot and think they're fucking. A woman turns the MGS story into a protracted military yaoi.

>>720181874
This, the whole pic looked like bitch just faking it

It is about snakes slithering and sneaking around in bushes.

>>720181837
4chan has brainrotted you.

It's because the game has lots of interesting plot twists, and relates to the real world.

>>720181607 (OP)
I know a girl who is a shameless metal gear fan and fujo.

>>720181607 (OP)
They don't, they just like dressing up as characters from video games because it gets them attention

>>720181607 (OP)
This is what white women do instead of bearing babies? No wonder we're all fucked.

she's ugly and fat, wtf at least simp for a cute girl

>>720182089
Until they dare to set a foot outside, get in a public trabsport or go to a mall, and a feral muslim or nigger slices their head off.

scrolling this thread is like watching a dozen manly girls being mean to eachother, trannies calling other trannies a tranny, not sure if hilarious or just a shitshow, anyways all /v/ is like this but damn

>>720182991
Videogames? Nooooo
Trannies are videogames!!!!!

>>720182089
This. Just have blood coming out of your pussy at random times until you're past the first half of your life, be treated like a child-birthing machine until like the last 50 years and dozens of feminist movements making an impact on politicians and culture, then be treated like a child-care giving machine for the next 20 years, then see a wave of neogroypers trying to take your voting rights away to make way for Agartha or some other shit.

>>720181607 (OP)
why do manlets love saving pictures of ugly fat chicks?

>>720181607 (OP)
I remember being on a webcam site and one of the whores playing with her tits was talking a lot about MGS, although I remember her getting a detail wrong about which ones were the clones. I think it was specifically about her misremembering Solidus as being in the same batch as Liquid and Solid, but I don't remember that too well. All I remember was thinking about it because she was otherwise knowledgeable while putting on a major show at the same time, so I was cumming when she made that mistake.

>>720181909
Kek. Alright, gave me a hearty chuckle.

>>720182731
>shameless metal gear fan and fujo.
This is a redundant statement

>>720182163
ur a faget

>>720183160
Shalom

>>720182089
Born Female
Put camera infront of your face
instant 5k/month

>>720181607 (OP)
>tons of fucking cutscenes
>endless yapping npcs
>gruff men wrestling
>all the women are competent, smart, and demure

>>720182089
your life is made harder by the fact that you choose to be a wojack poster. No one made you a faggot, you woke up and chose to be one

this fat bitch refuses to stop using that god awful nose makeup look egirls use despite just being a fat bitch moonmoon wannabe

>>720181607 (OP)
Because they get paid to like it

>>720183410
>women have it easy because a bunch of streamers get huge donations for playing videogames on camera
>ignores that the same applies to men who constitute 90% of game streamers

>>720183425
Ok
>born female
>in africa or middle east

>>720182089
Being an attractive man is better and more advantageous in the long run.

>>720183425
the average hoe/median hoe is not making that much from sex work, let alone that much for a long time
this shit is glorified pocket change for the average hoe

>>720181607 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720181607 (OP)
Is no one going to comment on how this chick has the fridge body type.

its up there in the safe things to like for the "i am such a nerd just like you give me money" types
they can also be seen with shit like dva shit, berserk tattoo, evangelion (or any other safe retroshit like akira) posters, being into fromsoft only in recent years

>>720181924
women have always like funny and charismatic dudes. this aint news

>>720182089
>wahhh only 95% of top streamers are male, how can women have it so easy with streaming?!
Are you retarded?

>>720181607 (OP)
yaoi

>>720181607 (OP)
Fujoshit

>>720184447
>most has to stream 8 hours a day
Meanwhile women open their legs for 2 minutes and call it a day

>>720181607 (OP)
women become fans of anything for attention. I'd be surprised if she's beaten a single mgs game

>>720182089
And that's men's fault for babying them all their life

>>720185745
parents*

Because it's considered a guy franchise so when these pick me girls invade their space they get a massive amounts of attention, and attention is like catnip for women.

Streamin' sure is fun, bros
I'm finally getting some momentum and its starting to pay off

>>720183829
cause theyre lazy or stupid.

there are babies born that cant breathe air or drink water

>>720185872
>go to her channel
>guts manga set picture
Lmao, she literally is a pick-me, look at me type "I like the things you like"

>>720181607 (OP)
Death to ecelebs, rape all female ecelebs. Death to simps.

>>720181780
/thread

>>720182089
>Being born as a girl
>In rural India
>In Pakistan
>In Bangladesh
>In Somali

>>720181607 (OP)
Big Boss looks just like me...! I... Thank you...

>>720187109
Go from easy modo to rape mode.

>>720183545
cinna can get it dozens of times with the lights on

>>720181607 (OP)
Pic related
>>720182089
You're a whiny little bitch with an npc personality so you're halfway to your dream

>>720181607 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720182089
Until they take public transit and get butchered by a shitskin savage

>>720185861
>parents are the ones sending them money for attention
retard

>>720181607 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720181607 (OP)
They don't. They see something trending and immediately go "how can I make this about me and into a profit?".
The attention they get is as addicting to them as the games we play are for us.

>>720188357
A man wouldn't have faired any better, seeing as the nigger stabbed her randomly from behind

>>720181607 (OP)
that's a fat one

>>720183617
>Still never have to work a day of your life
Thanks for proving me right

>>720181607 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720183617
Commit sudoku and roll again.

>>720181607 (OP)
>girl wants attention
>girl joins boy's hobby
>girl shows clevage dressed in boy's hobby
They don't love Metal Gear, they love the attention.

>>720189283
money glitch

she already gets male attention cause shes a woman in her 20s. she just wants free money

you niggers post on /v/ all night then wake up to wage slave 8 -12 hours. she plays a game made by chinks for 4hrs and makes your weekly income

>>720185872
>>720187006
>Pick me
Both of you are either women or fags, there is no such thing as a "pick me" it's something women invented in their minds to justify why they hate other women for getting more attention than them. Literally every man and woman shares an interest of the opposite gender and wants to be noticed by the opposite gender, except for gays. This includes trying out masculine or feminine hobbies which they may end up liking, like a man reading books because he heard women like book guys then becoming more interested in reading or a woman playing video games and ending up liking video games.

So either you're a malding woman or a faggot.

this fat sow, like 99% of female streamers, would never in her life touch video games if they weren't a source of income from retarded simps.

>>720181607 (OP)
for the cameras

>>720189380
MGS is 90% drama slop and gay shit with a retarded plot, it's really perfect for a female audience. The only exception in this franchise is Revengeance the one Kojima didn't do shit with

>>720183617
>Still never have to work a day of your life
Thanks for proving me right

>>720182089
They're cursed with monthly pain combined with really bad temper. It's one of the big reasons men let them coast through life on easy modo.

>>720189369
>it's something women invented in their minds to justify why they hate other women for getting more attention than them.
TRVKE

>>720189369
There is, I knew a girl that would pretend to like certain sports based on the guy that she was interested in. See it a lot with bpd girls and mirroring.

>>720190070
That's just normal human behavior, if you can't even pretend you like something your bf/gf likes then you're a shit person

Which does apply to most women so no wonder they came up with the "pick me" insult

>>720181607 (OP)
They don't. Konami spent enormous amount of money to shill this game on social media.
in Russia, where mgsD isn't even available, top streamers signed contract to cosplay Snake and play the game and got them big fatty paychecks, some of them admitted it on stream

>>720189369
its always funny listening to them complain about "pick-me's" too. Half the time its just basic shit like
>did you know she cooks dinner for her boyfriend sometimes???
>She's such a pick-me whore!
>she actually tells her boyfriend she loves hims and appreciates him, pick-me!
>she made him lunch one time, LUNCH! Fucking pick-me's, I swear.
>She got him a ps5 for his birthday, she's such a fucking pick-me
>she never even gives him shit for going to the bar on the weekend sometimes, either!
It's always the most basic level shit, like not being a complete raging cunt with a chip on her shoulder makes you a pick-me, or getting a present for a guy who pays the rent,groceries,electricity,internet and gas and drives her to work, but you know, she got him something nice for his birthday, what a fucking suckup, she was supposed to hint he was kinda getting fat and shouldn't eat a cake this year so she could pig out at 2am on it instead!

>>720190398
Women are so used to putting zero effort in a relationship that they literally can't comprehend it when other girls care for their man or just for men in general

>>720181607 (OP)
>10lbs of sausage in a 5lb casing

>>720189369
>there is no such thing as a "pick me"
Nigga LMAOOOOO come the fuck on now
Tell me you have never felt the touch of a woman without telling me bro holy shit

>>720190152
>pretend you like something
you cannot build something on a foundation of lies you retarded faggot

>>720181607 (OP)
Do women even understand what's really going on in the story?

>>720185929
Rape

>>720190826
Tell that to every single man to ever be in a relationship

who the fuck actively watches this shit

>>720190990
le boss stronk xD

>>720190769
Why? Because I believe it's normal and good for people to become interested in other people's interest as to get closer to them? Just because most women nowadays are cunts doesn't mean that's the way things are supposed to be
>you have never felt the touch of a woman
I'm not sure about that but I'm certain you have never felt genuinely loved and never will be, specially if by any chance you're a woman

>>720182089
idk, periods seem like they suck

>>720191056
>mentally ill misandrist/misogynist woman or troon
oh it's all coming together

>>720190152
She liked nascar for two days, it didn't last long cause the guy passed on her. She knew what she was doing.

>>720191393
What are you talking about? I'm just stating that playing pretend for your girlfriend so that she's happy is the average male experience in any and all relationships. And not only there's nothing wrong with that, but if women at least tried doing the same thing then more relationships would be happy, but unfortunately those who try are the ones getting called "pick me"

>>720182089
i watched a streamer yesterday who uses his hot sister for thumbnails and stream announcements and shit. people were asking where the girl was the entire time, it was pretty funny. i actually stopped to watch for a while because i only opened it for twitch drops.

>>720191247
>the numale simp is so attention starved that he's creating hypotheticals to defend pick me behavior
Embarrassing

>>720191497
What I said still stands

>>720185872
thread should have ended here

>>720191790
>"You think people should show interest in others?"
>"That means you're attention starved!"
Cynicism like this is a big reason why modern dating is so fucked up

>>720191827
By your own argument then Nightingale was being a pick me by saying those things

>>720191963
Yes and?

>>720192146
And there's no reason for me to care about what a pick me is saying

>>720189369
if a girl has never pretended to like something you do, you are even uglier than me. which is crazy.

>>720181607 (OP)
Manly men doing manly things, same with Yakuza. You know how guys like hot girls doing hot things? It's like that but girls don't get admonished for it.

>>720181607 (OP)
This chick burps too much

>>720191916
It's a result of all of them chasing chad and getting pumped and thrown away, while trying to take an interest in whatever chad liked, thinking it'd somehow give them a leg up against the other 8 girls he was also fucking. So now they're jaded and think actually being invested in a person you're dating is a trap, even though they were never really even dating chad, they were just a piece of ass he was fucking at the time.

>>720181780
FPBP

>>720187109
its still pretty easy, most that get stoned to death there did something to deserve it

>>720182089
With posts like this you can tell how little tact the person posting actually has. Like really? the only thing stopping you from becoming a pornstar or a camgirl is not being a woman? Do you not have dignity or morals?? You're just as bad as the women you claim to hate.

>>720189369
Remember. Only women best understand women. And that's why they hate each other

>>720181780
correct

>>720182731
GOOD MORNING MINTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720191916
>the 300lb ugly hambeast that hasn't showered in 3-5 days is still going on a completely unrelated tangent
You wouldn't have to pretend and be a pick me if you put a modicum of effort in

>>720189369
you're 95% right, but "pick me" girls do exist. they're just extremely fake and dont usually commit to anything. you can usually see it when they "turn on" the moment theres a guy (or least guy they're interested in) around, but otherwise are completely different. and any hobby they pick up just for a guy is just as quickly dropped. not many put that much effort into it though, and they just act slutty instead since its way easier.

>>720194254
wow incredible that some girls act different around guys theyre interested in, mindblowing observation here...

>>720194327
>wow incredible that some girls are fake and pretend to like things they know nothing about in the hopes they get piped by guy # 9
FTFY!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>720194254
try asking any woman with a band or videogame or movie shirt on anything about the thing she's wearing around. you will most likely get 'oh i just the shirt i dunno teehee'

>>720181607 (OP)
My adorable wife, Mint Fantome, is a big MGS autist. I think it's a combination of factors but there's definitely a big fujo element to it.

Girls love that it's a franchise filled with hot military dudes but there's also a lot of melodrama where people talk about their feelings and just get really emotional in general. I can't blame them for liking it, it's pretty kino and soulful.

>>720191393
>>720190769
Fuck off back to your dead general filled with e-dating gooners.

>>720182089
True, but have you considered I don't want to bleed from my genitals

>>720182089
The female vtubers get a huge pass and coast on easy mode as well as a massive starting handicap. If a big male vtuber (not many of these) does something even marginally "bad" then that's it. Career over. No forgiveness. Literally worse than Hitler. Never fucking come back here again.

A big female vtuber does something bad? A few weeks of drama and mean girl gossiping and then everyone moves on and they can come back to stream, albeit with less viewers. But still viewers. Sinder ,Elira Pendora, Twisty, Riro Ron. Hell there's some out and out bitches who still have a huge following despite the shit they've done, but if they were male you know they'd have been cancelled. Veibae, Filian, Shylily to name a few.

>>720195645
It's because it's a story heavy series. Hence why girls get into Metal Gear unlike Contra.

>>720181607 (OP)
I'm getting vibes ofCousin who would blow you once and then call you loser in front of her girlfriends
>>720183545
>Those eyes
Solid neck down hottie

>metal gear isn’t for women, it’s a manly series for manly men such as myself, any woman who plays metal gear must be doing it for nefarious reasons, for it’s something that only a man could possibly be interested in
>gets his balls grabbed by a blonde twink, puts the twink to sleep with magic sleeping dust, strips him nude and watches a close up cutscene of his bulge while snake grunts and shoves the sleeping twink in a locker

>>720181607 (OP)
Because its gay, lame and full of dumbass humor to prevent you from taking it seriously, just like the MCU.

Spec Ops The Line and Splinter Cell are how MGS games would be if they were actually made for men.

>>720196347
Look at this numale gossiping about vtubers lmao, bet you arent even white

>>720183545
That's not Cassidy Banks

>>720197971
Okay retard.

>>720181607 (OP)
>>720183545
how do they look without makeup on?

I don't understand why people watch these mid whores play video games terribly. Are they really that sex starved? What entertainment could they possibly be getting from this shit? Im looking for an honest answer here.

>>720182860
Shes cute

>>720198289
there's a male loneliness epidemic.

>>720198108
op girl

>>720198407
Looks like shit without the face mask of make-up.

>>720198553
>>720198554
excellent slampig

>>720198408
I don't care how lonely someone is, there's absolutely no convincing me anyone could be deriving legitimate entertainment from any of this shit. I get wanting fap material, but why not just look at porn? The girls are hotter and are showing more. These women don't even have legitimate interest in these games, they're just farming simps, how is it so hard to see?

>>720198693
>why not just look at porn?
they want a "friend" or someone they have something in common with

>>720181607 (OP)
Not watching your steam, hog.

>>720181607 (OP)
>why do girls like this series where a bunch of handsome military dudes constantly engage in homoerotic bromance?
man, I wonder about that too sometimes

>>720181607 (OP)
my gf looks like this

they want to be scanned by kojima. the highest award a woman can receive

>>720181607 (OP)
>franchise defined by faggotry, terrible writing, casual gameplay and being 90% cutscenes
Yeah, I wonder why chicks like this crap.

>>720182089
the only people in this thread who agree with you respond to rational counterarguments with half baked, pseudo funny ironic quips. The reality is that men and women, like in a well balanced RPG, each have their strengths and weaknesses. Only a pathetic, uneducated faggot could so carelessly claim that an entire group of people has it easier than them.

>>720182089
>god I wish my life was easier
This is the key as to why the west is full of trannies.
Ease = feminine.
Hardship = masculine.
The west has had it too easy for too long and now we have a population of faggots.
The west NEEDS a World War III to get its balls back.

>>720199254
Women
>Oops I shit out a kid, MONEY PLEASE
>Oops I shit out another kid, MONEY PLEASE
>Oops I started my stream with my tits half hanging out MONEY PLEASE
>Oops I made an only fans and post pictures of myself in shit cosplay MONEY PLEASE
>Oops I fucked around and wasted my twenties shitting out kids and being a slut online MONEY PLEASE
MAX DIFFICULTY
DANTE MUST DIE
NIGHTMARE

>>720181607 (OP)
I dunno, my girlfriend hated the series for a long time until she sat down and watched me beat them all back to back and now she loves them

>>720181874
The prostitutes in your town dress in combat fatigues?

mine wear dresses and fishnets and stuff

while we are on the topic of women: what do i do if there's a coworker i want to fuck who i caught staring at my crotch?

>>720181607 (OP)
This fat cunt is obviously a fake fan and a poser. Probably never heard of MGS until this shitty remake.

FAT TITTIES

>>720181837
Terminal brainrot. Leave your house right now.

>>720182071
Your gf is based and correct.

>>720182860
Insane mentally ill retardation. She's hot.

i'd put my snake in her box if you catch my drift

>>720183478
Yes, but she beat Malenia on lvl 1 so she gets some cred.

>>720181607 (OP)
Because it's full of buff attractive guys.
Like the Ace Attorney series.

>>720190769
I have a wife and a daughter, your deep fried meme garbage concept of stereotyping a woman's personalities based on shit you see circlejerked about on Reddit is complete cancer. There is no such thing as a pick me, it's a delusional stereotype that women and gays beliefs in because of jealousy. People of either gender want attention of the opposite gender and the way they often begin to do so is to take up a hobby or interest of the opposite gender to meet them and because we are all wired to have both masculine and feminine aspects to our personality, we tend to stick with a few of this interest. There are women who enjoy playing video games more oriented towards a male audience, there are men who enjoy cheesy romance soap operas to talk about drama

Your entire concept of how people function is broken by retarded shit you've read on the internet

>>720198108
Irrelevant.

>>720192292
They have, and the second you realize the interest is fake it's either cute and endearing or it ends all interest. You're supposed to find someone who loves you not pretends to , the psychology of love is built around men and women sharing aspects of their personalities and interests being compatible but because we live in a godless materialistic world all men and women think about is degeneracy instead of family

>>720198554
you mean looks better