Thread 720190832

Why did blizzard turn the night elves into such losers. Can't think of a single W in 20 years

tfw no tauren wife

>>720190959
There are entire fields of cows out there bro

>>720190832 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720190832 (OP)
She needs to get ORCED

>>720191078
but people will get mad if i touch them all

>>720191578
goblin hands made this post

>>720191594
just touch one. be loyal!

i dont really play wow, but the last time i tried i didnt see a single undead NPC/character. are they even in the game still?

>>720191578
>>720191750
based (I am orc)

>>720191750
how can anyone like warcraft orc porn when they look so goofy

>>720190832 (OP)
That's a trans character in a flat chastity cage tho.

>>720190832 (OP)
Night Elves have always been losers.
Anyone who tries to insist other-wise are just foolish fanboys.

>>720191797
so do the elves so it balances out probably

>>720191860
nah elves dont look as goofy as orcs

>>720191884
anon look at those eyebrows

>>720191915
yeah, look at the retarded beanmouth orcs have

>>720191915
>>720191960
Ladies, ladies, please. They both look like shit and always did.

>>720191525
Night elves truly have no better place than at their human husband's sides

>>720191797
>>720191884
people who watch WoW porn just focus on the cocks

>>720191851
>Grom calls them the perfect warriors
>nearly dooms his people to demonic slavery yet again to find the strength to not get slaughtered by them

They're the hottest jobbers in fiction and have been for their entire existence.

>>720191735
Essentially no. They're too edgy for the current wow climate, I can only think of two in the current expansion, one being a stereotypical grumpy guy background NPC, the other being one they take delight killing off in egregiously graphic fashion

>>720192234
He should've just stopped chopping down the trees

>>720192234
By their demigod with the immunity shield.

>>720192436
>that pic
pubes......

>>720190832 (OP)
They were always losers
>Tyrande flees when the Legion returns
>Kills her own people
>Does nothing, has to be saved by Illidan

I made a new character yesterday. You guys like her?

>be human peasant
>have to choose a wife
>options are
>Mabel, the village bike
>Agnes, a midget with a forehead like an anvil
>Binglyblox, an even smaller midget who is highly irradiated and can't count past eight
>some exotic purple skinned foreign elf amazon lady you just recruited

High Elves > Night Elves

>>720192773
They wouldn't be an option.
>>720192747
Enjoy your AGP.

>>720192773
you forgot the perfect draenei girls

>>720192849
>>720192747
raping her, zug zug!

>>720192927
Until they pull out the futa dick.

>>720191735
Starting in about cata, they became obsessed with self-insert OC's and turning main characters into their OC's. NPC's only show up as part of the entourage of the author's OC. Undead don't have many relevant characters or factions anymore. Arguably they don't fit in at all with the marvel theme of modern wow.
>>720192747
Damn she lookin fit

>>720192747
Haha you're so mature for your character level you should join my Discord...

>>720191996
I'll kill you bitch

>>720192375
Orcs made a mistake coming to Ashenvale.

>>720193125
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch? idk which of those guys u r but imma human irl and orcs got fucked by humans like 15x straight, and if ur a ne u get fucked by everyone ur fucking done bucko. U better watch ur tree and/or dirt pile cuz me and my crew gonna roll up pic related.

>>720192841
I fucking love bimbo elves

>>720192849
What kind of mods are those???

>>720192974
ah, the perfect woman

>>720191797
that's how I feel about the like 8 years noname has been wasting on this nonsense.
all I see are those clown warcraft 3 portrait animations.

They're only good as fuckmeat I'm afraid

>>720192927
>can breed with humans
>exotic, powerful and hot
>have ergonomic accessories for rough handling (horns, tails, hooves)
>trad wife customs
>all night long rough sex followed by a praying session
>will bless you and love you
really the patrician choice

>>720192974
That's the best part you faggot

>>720194059
No proof of them directly breeding with humans, it was an orc/drae half-breed that bred with humans. The orc blood did it.

>>720194045
Why is she posing like this.
What is she expecting from me.

>>720192234
They were a relatively small group of orc compared to the horde in durotar.

>>720192927
Horse cocks are gay.

Humans needs to stop fetishizing the Kaldorei, YOU ARE NOT OWED A PRIESTESS, WARDEN OR SENTINEL WIFE

>>720194197
She wants to steal your seed to create more purple elves

too bad the only class they can be is priest

>>720192927
HAHA GUYS WHAT IF DRAENEI ACTUALLY HAD MASSIVE SMELLY COCKS THEY NEVER CLEANED WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE HORRIBLE HAHA I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEIR THROBBING BLUEBERRY DONGS AS A JOKE, BUT ONLY AS A JOKE BECAUSE I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN WITH DICKS UNIRONICALLY AND ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN THEY'RE SPRAYING BLUEBERRY SEMEN INSIDE MY ASSHOLE WHICH IS NOW CALLED THE MAELSTROM, BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKED UP GAPING HOLE IN THE SHAPE OF A SPIRAL

>>720190832 (OP)
If you want the actual answer to the (shit) lore the nelves were skull fucking the horde Kalimdor all of BFA, offscreen of course (also it was suevanis' just as kekku).

>>720192849
where is she going?

>>720194986
Hello artist of half the art ever made of draenei women

>>720195078
>it was real in my mind

>>720195418
probably goldshire or a barn

>>720190832 (OP)
Because they are the epitome of femininity, beauty, elegance. Blizzard devs hate those things.

>>720192838
High/blood elves are perhaps shutting, but can't match night elves in pure sexual energy

>>720195508
Reading comprehension kun...

Assumi

>>720192747
Cute, but you should use the body mod to make her ass pop out even more

>>720197509
my hot wife

>>720195991
For me Night Elves are more raw. More primal. They're big girls and either strong enough to mating press you into pulp or soft and curvy enough all over. They are very much "pure sex" in every way.

High/Blood elves are smaller. Softer in energy. Cuter. They're little Princess' built for being abuse bait. They're the opposite of Night Elves in every way.

>>720198010
exactly
blood elves are fuckdolls, night elves are sexbeasts

Why do elves love knots so much?

>>720198523
because they are one with nature

>>720198010
>They're big girls and either strong enough to mating press you into pulp or soft and curvy enough all over.
why not a soft and curvy girl who can amazon position press you into the ground?

>>720190959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ

>>720190832 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>720200113
Freshly brewed tea made by your nelf wife...

>>720198010
In the book Day of the Dragon they still point out that High elves are tall compared to humans.
Vereesa was taller than most human males in the book.

>>720191078
I don't think cows would allow themselves to get raped

>>720201495
Which is funny since in the game they're about the same height. I think the H/V/Belves are only marginally taller by a couple of inches from their models. I think the women only look shorter because their models are so petite comparatively.

Though it's ironic as the "main" NPC's are taller than everyone else by leagues.

>>720190832 (OP)
Made for BWC

Best wow hotwife race?

>>720201790
I've seen some RP server that fixed that and went more with the heights as they are described in the books, it kind of made the human models look a bit stumpy though.

But to be honest it wouldn't even be a problem if Blizzard just introduced height sliders and some body types.
Fucking criminal that they still don't have such basic features.

>>720202357
>dreadlord Jaina
hnnnnnnnnngh

>Most powerful character
>Can't bring herself to defend her people due to her addiction to orc cocks
Name a more tragic character

>>720203887
>>720201495
>>720198010
I should really jerk off

>>720202357
>Fucking criminal that they still don't have such basic features.
blizz still use painted on textures for alot of armor in 2025 lmao and had to bring out housing after 20 years, is crazy how behind WoW is to every other mmo in alot of areas

>>720201602
Yes they would. Women LOVE to get raped more than anything else

>>720202245
human

>>720190832 (OP)
Orcs did a number on them.
Orc men mog male nelves so badly. No wonder why Tyrande always surrenders.

>>720190832 (OP)
>>720191578
>>720191750
>>720192131
>>720194045
Canonically hung like horses...

To make way for draenei, the canonical girlfriends of all human male paladins

>>720205045
*worgen male druids

>>720191578
What's with goblin men and thinking about large orcoid penises? Weird

>>720205692
Orcs canonically colonized Kalimdor thanks to their very large appendage

>>720198113
> blood elves are fuckdolls, night elves are sexbeasts

And what are Draenei

>>720206441
wife materials

>>720206441
bulls

>>720206441
soft feet > hooves that constantly get in the way
I don't make the rules

>>720206441
mine, all mine (females, you can keep the bulls)

>>720206441
in my experienced horsecocked asshole destroyers

>>720206441
they taste like blueberry muffins

>>720206441
not normal

>>720207759
>that background color
You got that from e621, didn't you?

>>720207896
never heard of f-list kiddo?

>>720207759
She fucked millions.

>>720207759
draenei players always have insane fetishes. not a single one of them is normal

Pyrista

>>720205483
Male druids can't be girlfriends idiot, they're men

>>720208685
proof?

>>720192747
arrok same

>>720212629
Big
Blue
Horsecock

>>720204767
grommash "3 inches" hellscream

>>720190959
This guy knows what's up.

i prefer blue goats

>>720207759
based

>>720214028
I like the one where she gets fucked by wolves with Alori