Thread 720194468

No.

>>720194468 (OP)
OK sure.
What size would you like your tail drawn with then

>put character in yoga pants
>ten trillion pieces of fanart

It's really that simple huh.

>>720194468 (OP)
but that's on-model....

>>720194628
Give it time.

>Zelda

Worst girl in her own game, Purah superior.

Stop having a cartoonishly hugs ass then

>>720194468 (OP)
But it's what you have...

I wonder what she'll look like in the next 3D Zelda.

>>720194908
>judging by the shape you can clearly see she has a BBL

>>720195246
Huge tits hopefully (it won't happen).

You call these asses huge?

>>720194468 (OP)
>Westoid showing xer mediocre animation with le waifu bait pose
You will never be cute.
You will never be Japanese.

>>720194468 (OP)
See, this is what happens when people think fan art is what she actually looks like.

In the actual games, her ass is the typical flat, non existent butt we see in Nintendo's games.

>>720195520
We must get bigger.

What haircut do you want for the next Zelda? Also, classic dress or more thigh leggins?
I want twintails Zelda

>>720195975
The Jill Valentine one ain't bad.

>>720195975
They gave her short hair in TotK to make her hair less taxing on the processors (TotK is a technical marvel).

Hopefully we'll get long hair on Switch 2.

>>720194698
Preach brother.

>>720196572
She looks like she fucks bokoblins for research purpose

>>720196792
You fags really can't control yourselves, can you?

>>720194468 (OP)
You'll never stop the fat fags from screwing characters up

Notice how the jeet spammer never posts that "nigger ass" image in nintendo threads. very curious.

>>720197105
Bro are you ok? >>720196847

>>720197105
>we now have bots bot posting against other bots

No, you should be even more cartoonish

>>720194572
Best post in the thread

>>720194508
>>720195181
>those tired eyes
...sex

>>720194468 (OP)
Maybe if she didn't actually have a cartoonishly huge ass, people wouldn't draw her that way?

>>720194468 (OP)
*draws you with a cartoonishly huge cock instead *

My sperm
Her colon

>>720199226
Huge revelation if real

>>720199149
>tfw no cum burping and anal only princess
Link is so lucky bros

>>720200143
>cum burping and anal only princess
I didn't think it was possible to find an anon who so perfectly aligns with my degenerate tastes...

>>720194698
Has Zelda ever been the best girl in her own games besides the ones where she’s literally the only option?

>>720200714
wait.... She's liking it?

>>720195975
Marcille hair Zelda a sexo.

>>720200918
Of course she is why wouldn't she?

>>720195765
>>720195793
I agree.

>>720201046
my momma said to not grab women asses

>Zelda discussion has been killed so thoroughly that ACfag, Sybb, and the "Muh Eric" schizo are the only people that still talk about the series
Grim.

>>720201142
You can do whatever you want to women as long as you are attractive and charming.
Never take advice from a woman unless she has male interests or she's genuinely autistic (female autism is different than male autism).
Look at their actions and what they tend to like rather than listen to their words.

>720199226
>sybb post

>>720195181
No cellulite?

>>720203134
Gross.

>>720203491
Just the way I like it.

>>720203491
Yeah the lack of is gross

>>720194468 (OP)
>STOP DRAWING ME AS A HORSE

>>720194468 (OP)
>TotK actually means Zelda’s tears when seeing Link wearing a shirt that says “No fat chicks”

>>720194468 (OP)
Kys white freak

Zelda's butt is not big.

https://twitter.com/mmd_imbapovi/status/1245760139463884806?s=20

>>720203775
>twitter.com link in 2025
I'm profiling you this is an older link either sent from you or to you on discord while you were gooning to zelda together and you just grabbed it from those DMs!

>>720204038
>discord

>>720204882
>slop used to produce literal shit

Checks out.

>>720204928
You now understand why India is the way it is.

>>720204038
You're deranged.

>>720194468 (OP)
For me it's Riju (BotW)

>No Minish Cap game where you have to climb the mountains that are BOTW Zelda's gargantuan asscheeks and descend down into the dungeon that is her pooper
>If you take too long then she braps you out and you have to restart

>>720206250
With Midna DLC

You genuinely can’t convince me that Zelda has a personality at all. She is literally just woman, and Link is literally just man.

>>720194468 (OP)
Fine

>>720196513
Ew gross
Where are these comms?
I need to find them so I can never search for them again

TotK was such a bad game that the only thing people talk about now is the porn.

>>720207767
Pretty much.

>>720207858
Weird face. Looks like it was referenced from some ugly cosplay thot.

>>720207979
...face?

>>720208040
So real

>>720194468 (OP)
Ok

I hope she's just a little fat in the next game
Show off her life of luxury

You know she farts from there, right?

>>720208528
Yeah, straight into my mouth.

>>720208695
link is so fucking lucky bros.....

>>720208905
>ripped spandex and stirrups
it's like it was made specifically to make me crazy

How many toilets does she clog per week?

>>720211379
There's always at least one clogged in the palace 24/7

>>720194468 (OP)
>8 years making the same thread
I just don't get it

>>720211498
>>720211498
Bro we have schizos on this website that have been making the same threads for 15+ years. It's not a surprising thing.

>>720194468 (OP)
Ganon demanded it

>>720211379
A weird name to call the Depths

>>720194468 (OP)
God I love big asses so fucking much.

>>720212106
Based. Same.

Zelda should be an evil bitch that knows how much power her ass holds over men and women.

>>720212187
No one can stand up to it

>>720212187
>Arrogant and demanding bitch that everyone treats like heroic royalty because no one can say no to her ass.
Is Ganon the hero?

>>720213143
No because why would you want to overthrow that?

>>720200872
>Enter

>>720213286
Something has to be done about the spoiled bitch that will demand married men kiss her ass right in front of their wives while telling the gushing wives to buy her an expensive drink and receive only praise for it. She can't treat the men and women of an entire kingdom like her personal harem and wallet just to have everyone pretend she's a hero! She's not a goddess just because she's thick. A hero doesn't force innocent men to be her cushion. She's an evil cunt and Ganon has to stop her.

>>720194908
Damn she has a nice skull. Proper nutrition ftw

>princess_zelda hyper -dark-skinned_male -ganondorf -bokoblin -feral -ai_generated
oh yeah it's fappin tyme

>>720214453
>-dark-skinned_male
You have to put -interracial too. The fags that upload blacked like to tag their shitty fetish as little as possible.