Thread 720195889

No wonder no one plays Mario Kart anymore

>>720195889 (OP)
>clearly and obviously go out of bounds
>wtf i wasn't out of bounds!

>>720196028
It's called clever shortcut, all good racing games should have them

Nintendo really went "NO FUN ALLOWED" after Mario Kart Wii.

>>720196028
why is it even out of bounds when there are bigger shortcuts in intermission.

>Open world mario kart
>Normal races still have out of bounds shit
Good job retards.

>grown man being sweaty and try hard over fucking MARIO KART
You can't make this shit up, I wonder what happened in his life that led up to this point.

Give me one reason why bowser on the bruiser and swoop on the tune thumper isn't top tier

>>720196065
>>720196498
>>720196350
>>720196549
have you guys considered not taking a childrens racing game so seriously or is being this pathetic the standard for you?

>>720196804
Bro what else im supposed to do

>>720196804
>ITS OKAY IF THE GAME IS SHIT BECAUSE ITS FOR STUPID DUMB IDIOT CHILDREN

>>720196741
Explain what the hell you're trying to ask first eslkun

>>720195889 (OP)
>children's game has big yellow rails signifying out of bounds (similar retard design like the infamous yellow paint)
>grown man cannot comprehend this
The cut isn't even illegal. All he had to do was take the cut normally (offroad snow) except instead shrooming, just jumping over it with a feather.

>>720196804
>ii...its for children stop judging it
pic related is also for children yet its a genre classic

>>720195889 (OP)
his reaction always gets me lol

>>720197131
Actually good point they should just have made an fzero instead of mkw.

>>720195889 (OP)
>playing mk after wii

>>720195889 (OP)
>meanwhile in f-zero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX3DOd84Ehc

>>720197280
No Nagoshi, No Buy.

>>720196804
>game+console can easily surpass $1k depending on taxes, and especially if you get any accessories since the games, console, and accessories are all overpriced
>during both a global and national recession
>"for kids"
Nah, fuck that, this is an adult console for Nintendofag consoomers, and if they have any kids, they'll let them play sometimes.
That and streamers. Streamers jumped all over the console because new things go viral pretty easy and it's effortless to get a bunch of free clicks.
(Note: despite most acting like kids, streamers are adults.)

Why is an old man with hairplugs playing such a kiddie game? Why on Earth is he "streaming" or whatever? Just checked this guy's -hugely popular I guess - age and he's like four years younger than me and I look like his younger brother from a second marriage ffs. Damn, being a rich nerd really rots you eh

>>720195889 (OP)
The feather item is a bit of an issue because with extra jumps you'll intuitively want to do stuff like this that the game doesn't allow.

>>720196804
Wow you really made them seethe with that reply

>>720195889 (OP)
>>720196065
This happened because the guy had steering assist on.

I guess it was that time of the week.

>>720195889 (OP)
come home white man

Is the best one mario kart wii or mario kart ds?

>>720199046
This is you

>>720199762
That game looks awful, but at least looks better than Kirby Airriders

>>720199762
Why would sonic need a car?

>>720198069
yes, mario kart is a fun casual/childrens racing game, and fzero gx is the best racing game ever made. what's your point?

>>720195889 (OP)
"No fun allowed. Please open your verification soiylant bottle to continue."

>>720200928
>e best racing game ever made
Need for Speed until most wanted
GT

>>720196804
Why do childrens' games need to be dogshit, Anon? Were you bullied? Did Tyler steal one too many chocolate milk cartons?

If disallowing shortcuts were MKW's biggest problem, it would be a playable game.

>Nוֹntoddler 'thinks' that its casino party game for kids is a real racing game
Cute!

>>720200928
MKfags starting to sound like Pokefags with how many excuses they need to justify lazy game design

>>720200786
It made more sense when Sonic had to use a hoverboard to race in midair. Rule restrictions and what-not once made sense.

>>720200928
Your point being aside from rage-farming?

>>720195889 (OP)
I really don't like how "bouncy" this game is, am I playing a racing game or a platformer with racing elements? Is this Jet Set Radio? Mario Kart was never a serious racing game but at least the Karts had some weight and momentum to them. Also something about the visuals really rubs me the wrong way on a technical level it's a big improvement over MK8D but the graphics are so unappealing and remind me of mobile slop

>>720196804
Not an argument.

>>720196804
How are we taking it too seriously when it's Nintendo that cares so much they put game ruining walls everywhere to stop you from saving one second on a corner doing something fun and cool.
Children want to be able to express themselves not find roadblocks everywhere they try to go.

>>720195889 (OP)
I too watch my favourite streamer play games to bitch about afterwards. Truly an enlighten state of shitposting.

>>720196804
yeah children's games where cartoon characters and animals race in a vibrant, colourful landscape really need a bunch of rigid, arbitary yet undefined rules in terms of where you can and can't go

>>720195889 (OP)
>someone is ahead of me
>thought i had enough speed to go over the ramp and place myself in front of him
>just end up going straight up the ramp and back down and everyone else goes right past me
words couldn't possibly describe the internal rage i felt at that moment now THAT was fucking bullshit

I feel bad for kids, nu-Nintendo games are boring slop even by their standards. If I was still a kid, this kind of stuff would put me to sleep. It's too bouncy and toddler-coded. Double-Dash is still the supreme ruler.

>>720201592
What a weird cope

>>720201832
what is he coping about? what has he lost?

>>720195889 (OP)
>4 degrees
>FIM!

>>720201832
Cope about what? Double-Dash was fucking awesome and had way more weight to it. There was none of that parkour autism.

>>720197307
I never managed to pull this off. I remember being disappointed in myself because of it

>>720197307
You see, now this is good because it feels like the vehicles have weight and Daisy is tightly dressed. This level of parkour is also not obnoxiously autistic.

>>720199762
>worse than Transformed
nope

>>720196804
Why is the children's game so serious about competitive racing that you aren't allowed to perform skips?

>>720201101
its unreal to see people still posting NF webms from before the game even released
ancient webm

>>720196904
Maybe tendies should play smart big boy games instead of dumb idiot children games?

>>720202287
I wouldn't call this serious anyway since the sell that whole open-world slop that no one really gave a damn about.

Pardon me fellow gentiles might I interest you all in 100% proof foreskin oil? Fully organic and procured freshly.

>>720195889 (OP)
There's a million shortcuts in the game, why are you bitching that this one doesn't work?

>>720203323
Why wouldn't it? Kids can't handle some cartoon violence? Gotta toddler-proof everything so people like yourself don't pee yourself in fear the moment you see Daisy with an average ass?

>>720195889 (OP)
cringe

>>720203402
we're bitching precisely because there's a million shortcuts in the game but this one doesn't work. either have few but very clear shortcuts, or general shortcuts everywhere. but having a shortcut that seems like you can take it but is OoB is poor conveyance

>>720203486
careful, too much edge will upset the Karens and Steves.

Sonic won.

>>720199920
Get f*cked, the other day a (very, very) hot teacher from my kids school asked one of them if I was one of their siblings or whatever. "Is he your older brother"? and they were like "haha no he's our dad".

>>720196804
>500$ + tarrifs + paid online
>for kids
Okay retard.

>>720203505
>we're
Lol
> precisely because there's a million shortcuts in the game but this one doesn't work
No you're not, and I know this because this is an old clip from when the game launched. All to shitpost saying the game has no shortcuts.
>but having a shortcut that seems like you can take it but is OoB is poor conveyance
So you do it once and never again.

>>720195889 (OP)
Only white man children play this

>>720196804
>devs specifically took clever shortcutting into consideration adding new mechanics for off-track routing into the game
>devs integrate the new shortcut routing mechanic with the jumping trickboosting mechanic to allow even more routing freedom
>applying all of the above online results in a game that incentivizes new clever approach to routing
>more often than not, sharp corners with open air spaces right after a jump indicate the presence of an intended explorable shortcut routing
>players use all of the above regularly but are punished for finding a shortcut the devs didn't intend despite abiding to all of the rules other intended shortcuts do as well
>HaVe YoU gUyS cOnSiDeRiNg NoT uSiNg ThE nEw MeChAnIcS tHe GaMe WaS sPeCiFiCaLlY dEvElOpEd WiTh???

>>720196028
Don't tell this man about F zero GX

>>720197307
shit like this is why they went overboard with the out of bound barriers

>>720204109
>despite abiding to all of the rules other intended shortcuts do as well
Not a single mario kart allowed you to ride through audience.
Even kids understand one simple rule
But retards for some reason can't

>>720204068
what do black manchildren play

>>720196594
he's a famous streamer dumbass, he makes a living out of playing games, while you're a failure

No question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWFL-3PbV5U

>>720204302
>muh rules
Go to be bootlicker somewhere else.

>>720204302
>kids
Only total faggots use that word.

>>720199954
Lol lmao

>>720205319
"It's for kids." It's always the go-to defense for a subpar game.

>>720204547
The only thing sadder than streamers are their simps.