Thread 720200887

What qualities make Zelda the best Nintendo girl?

>>720200887 (OP)
turn her around

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>>720200887 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>720202095
Many are saying this

>>720202003
As you wish

>>720202628
What is she doing in Stone Tower?

>>720202628
She can crawl on the ceiling?

>>720200887 (OP)
Zelda isn't even the best Zelda girl.

>>720200887 (OP)
Remember the protocol and dump ass pics of your waifu if the "american nigger ass" schizo tries to shit up the thread.

Lack of valid alternatives.

>>720200887 (OP)
Kys white freak

Riju > NuZelda

>>720200887 (OP)
Zelda is like the worst Nintendo girl. Even in her own games she's the absolute worst option, even compared to the nameless plain NPC girls. She's typically the root cause of the plot for the most retarded reasons imaginable in almost every Zelda game, she has absolutely no personality outside of either being a princess or an insufferable British twat, and she's typically the worst parts of the game; a long ass cutscene for exposition dumps of shit you already know.

>>720200887 (OP)
Princess Slampig

>>720200887 (OP)
Her cartoonishly large ass.

>>720200887 (OP)
Those proportions barely even look human.

>>720203506
Based on what, your deeply held trauma from Skyward Sword? Chill out and go touch grass, Hyrule edition.

>>720202628
Why does she look like a ballsack?

>>720204907
We become what we crave

>>720204217
>t. Timmy

>jannies delete the bot reply but not the porn dump thread entirely
?

what's with the near daily threads about zelda's ass in the near-same format posting the same pinups
which fabled /v/ autist is it this time

>>720207358
based

>>720200887 (OP)
>m.jpg

>>720207358
she shittin

>>720207604
Toxooootransmosis

>>720207726
No she aint. She's presenting her gaping fartbox.

>>720207906
so she can slide out a thick log, I can tell

>>720208068
based

>>720200887 (OP)
built for big bokoblin cock

>>720200887 (OP)
Being toon zelda and making squeaky and funny sounds while being mating pressed

Wondering why you don't see many BBC posts? India and Pakistan lost internet a few days ago

>>720211245
kek it really has died down substantially, fucking turdskin losers

>>720211245
Would explain why I haven't seen the guy complaining about "off model" or "nigger asses" in a while.

Is it normal to like modestly clothed hot women? I like women that you can see clearly has an ass but they try their best to hide that part of them to make them out to be a modest lady

>>720200887 (OP)
That's too big

>>720202628
How does the ceiling not give from her weight?

>>720211245
Is that why the faggot spamming interracial gay porn is offline? lol

>>720211925
You have high testosterone.

>>720203618
Twilight Princess Zelda is literal perfection and I need her to SPH NTS dom me while looking at me with her cold aura charm.

>>720200887 (OP)
That's aislop

>>720212092
This Zelda that you define as "literal perfection" isn't even the actual Zelda of that game. The same Zelda that dropped her sword as the enemy advanced into her throne room without a fight. You see THAT Zelda as some sort of "dommy mommy". People like you are secondaries that belong on Twitter with the rest of the OOC porn.

>>720200887 (OP)
I thought I already made this post, but it’s not here for some reason? It was an objectively true post. Anyway, here it is:

The character does not look like that. You are mentally ill.

>>720213040
And we don't give a shit, we'll make them however we want and force you to watch it.

>>720200887 (OP)
you're a nigger and you should really kill yourself for posting something this fucking revolting. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>720213130
You can’t force me to “watch” a still image.

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