Thread 720201003

What if they made an actual, non gacha horse girl game where you have to control a horse girl and race against other horse girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHBFnDzgE8

>>720201003 (OP)
>weeb nascar
no thanks

>>720201162
>nascar
What if it's more like QWOP?

>>720201003 (OP)
That's just Sonic R isn't it?

>>720202595
Kind of, yeah.

>>720203520
>high resolution emulator
puke

>>720201003 (OP)
YES
hopefully it also has a lot of gacha

>>720201003 (OP)
how long until this comes out in the english version, i might bother watching the races again

>>720205250
Gacha is a turn off for many people.

WELL I THINNK CHESNUTS SUCK

>>720201003 (OP)
Wishful-thinking delucidation

RIP Urara. Time takes us all, luck only decides when.

Then maybe your Uma Musume general threads would only be suitable for /vg/ instead of /vmg/ as well.

>>720202595
>>720203520
Everybody Super Uma Racing
Try to keep your feet right on the ground

Waiting for reset so I can borrow good parents again.

>>720208347
>quit having fun!!!

>>720208347
>Generals

>Finally get all spark procs I wanted for skills
>Not a SINGLE gold recovery appears
Why is this shit allowed, fucking gachaniggers ALL cards in your deck should have 100% chance to finish their event. Instead I get showered in events from the most random most GARBAGE cards in the game

>>720208508
You know, some of Umas' breasts are deceptively large, like here Biwa's boobs don't seem that big comparatively speaking, but they are bigger than Ryans
Same goes for Ticket whose are slightly larger than Ryans but to me seem to be about the same size as Halo's

>>720209619
People liked Oguri because he is from the countryside wrecking everyone.
Cock and Balls? Now that's a handsome horse!

>>720209619
>Teio was considered a good looking horse
>Represented as a small teenage girl
Was it accurate?

>>720201003 (OP)
the better running game already exists

>>720201003 (OP)
China will do it eventually.

Is there any girl you’d like to race mix with?

>>720210263
>Hello Trainer, did you know that my parents are a trainer-trainee couple who fell in love during my mother's career?
>Why am I telling you this? No reason, haha

ive done 2 debuffer nice nature runs
ive got a stam 3* spark, and just now also a wit 3* spark

but i havent unlocked her racewear yet so she doesnt even have a green spark at all xd

>>720210469
All of them.

Does this game get pick tickets like in Granblue? Not having Seiun Sky is killing me.

>>720209952
You weren't going far with those stats anyway

>>720210263
>my wife?
Mr cock ball

>>720210469
The wife umas, but not the daughter ones

>>720208213
>jannies sticky Etika thread when he kicked it
>jannies immediately motion to delete Urara thread on day of her death
For free.

>>720210614
half anni has one i think idk

>>720210614
At 1 year anniversary, next best thing is the mega banner on march(?) that allows you to spark anyone

>>720209994
I think it also depends on resolution and how close an Uma is to the screen, or what angle.
>>720210276
He was a bit on the smaller end for a stallion, usually when Cygames drafts the looks of the Umas they try to base their height on how big the horses were compared to each other, its why Twin Turbo, Nishino Flower, Haru Urara are small and such, although i think some like Sweep Tosho are depicted as small just to fit in better with the personality they want to give them.

>>720210469
I would marry Mihono Bourbon if given the opportunity.

Ami-chan is all alone now.

butt what about UGLY horses

>>720210469
No, that’s disgusting. I believe in the supremacy of turf. I won’t tarnish my beloved umas by making them filthy dirthooves. Mixed aptitude umas are a sin.

>>720210764
Hey, Bourbon!

>>720208213
>>720210653
>>720210804

>>720210653
You don’t understand, he was a Nintendo fan, that’s a cultural phenomenon, nothing can surpass that

>>720210848
>Supposedly ugly horse
>Cygames give her THE most beautiful mane

>>720210878
You stop thst bullying right now.

>>720210907
That's not very nice.

>>720210736
>no big bratty uma
cowards

>>720208213
>think you’re shitposting
>look it up
>it’s real
FUCK

>>720210907
>what is empathy

>>720210946
What was she looking at on her phone

>>720210907
>mobile screenshot

>>720210848
Mirako and Dantsu are supposedly not good-looking.

>>720211032
uma x human mating rituals

>>720210653
Ah I was wondering where that thread went. I managed to save the OP at least

>>720210624
I lost URA, I would have had a good few stats more

>>720210907
The Anon who made this post cries often about people he never met for performances, I guarantee it.

>>720211442
FGO?

>>720211442
Wait till you hear about Kancolle

>>720210907
It’s the other way around funny enough. A good chunk of the characters I didn’t care for until learning about or watching videos of the actual horse.

>Check archive
>Megaschizo started posting horse gore again with Urara in the OP this time
Fills me with great peace knowing that I'll never be him

>>720210907
Nobody was sad about the death of a some youtube faggot that they've never watched or cared about either, so why the fuck does he get a sticky? Kill yourself.

>>720208213
>RIP Urara. Time takes us all, luck only decides when.

>>720210907
Based. I love seeing gacha faggots get BTFO for their mental illness.

You fucking bitch

>>720212325
>happy meek actually winning
Time to unmake her accomplishments with a clock

>when you're the last one from '99 generation
What is next for Doto?

Wait, Urara died?
Damn, was it ligma?

>>720210907
>spankin it to urara
do people really

>haru urara died of colic
>ryegrass is heavy in carbs, and as an old horse urara doesn't move around too much
>we literally killed urara by overdosing her on ryegrass

>>720212030
we unironically fell in love with the actual horses as much as we did with the uma counterparts. and where was this behavior when grass kicked the bucket?

>>720212451
Death most likely

I'm convinced they give Rice ridiculous stats just to keep the canon cucking in Mihono's scenario

>>720205210
nigger the game is on pc

>>720212490
colick balls actually

>>720212531
it's the bloomers bro

>>720201003 (OP)
is this the thread?

>>720212532
>We
It was the caretaker duty to keep her diet balanced

>>720212551
You have a gambling addiction and are wasting valuable life time playing a shitty gacha that could be spent playing actual better games.

>>720209994
Half of the cast seems to have ballooned tit sizes while wearing the swimsuit in summer compared to their regular outfit

>>720212953
I watched the anime and learned about the history of most of horses irl by doing so.

Well /v/ ?

>>720212953
Most people who play this game don’t spend money on it.
>No it’s gacha it-
No the microtransactions in this game is so absurdly expensive that you are way better off just playing the game for free and most people do.

I bet it's all the grass they sent her that did her in. They killed her, American style.

>>720212953
I don't play the game i just watch the anime.

>>720213207
What is the original jp argument. I'm sure it isn't about pizza

>>720213207
This has always been a stupid forced meme and forced overreactions especially from Italians.
If it tastes good it tastes good and I can guarantee everyone that acts like it's the worst thing in the world never tried it.

>>720212953
name 9 better games than umamusume

>>720213284
>Most people who play this game don’t spend money on it.
Your time, which you could spend doing better things such not grinding a gacha designed to entice you spend money to lessen the grind, or playing better games entirely, is worth more than the money. Why don't you gacha addicted faggots realize this?

>>720213515
Nigger we’re on 4chan stop embarrassing yourself

>>720213324
I hope to die in old age gorging on my favorite food.

>>720211071
But damn they have some good looking cakes

>All the ryegrass donations killed her
Why did you do it guys?

>>720212551
>we unironically fell in love with the actual horses
Who the fuck are "we"?

>>720201003 (OP)
Why is the camera so shaky compared to this one?

>>720213515
If you weren't such a daft cunt you'd realize that people that have been playing this game for over a month probably like it.
>better games
By whose judgement? Yours? Let's see what you consider a good game then.

>>720213423
iirc its about ikayaki being a grilled squid vs the chopped and fried in batter version of Osaka

>>720213781
this webm would be better if not for the constant skill cut ins

no way they'd free feed a horse as old as her

I didn't she could win this

>>720212325
Nothing can stop her

>>720214151
Obviously not. They just gave the excess grass to the other horses

>>720213796
>By whose judgement?
Someone better than yours. You take a medicine cabinet of SSRIs and ADHD meds and go to therapy just so you won't kill yourself. If you had better judgement you wouldn't be addicted to the latest gacha fad mobile trap to begin with.

Pass me some /v/ma quality janny hate images

I have 270 skill points to use, should I get Firm Condition or Corner Recovery?

I remember someone asking here about visiting old race horses three threads ago.
Remember when Grass died after her VA posted about wanting to visit her again?

It was you, anon... Your jinx...

>>720214326
Just post a vidya

>>720214326
If it wasn't obvious until now you been projecting your own issues onto anonymous imageboard users for a while now. Get off the internet for a few days.

>>720213473
The funny thing is that pizza has unlimited toppings
Mushrooms, meat, vegetables, seafood you name it
All socially acceptable
But no, pineapple is a sin against God

>>720213515
>Your time, which you could spend doing better things
he says this, posting on the videogame board of an anonymous polynesian wood carving forum, on a Tuesday morning no less.

>>720211071
Horse or game?

>>720214329
Corner recovery. Imo but if you'd rather have the power and gamble on your 2 golds then take firm. If they both proc you probably win