wat if MARIO is fucking TRIPPING BALLS on MUSHROOMS and instead of STOMPING KOOPAS he is BRUTALLY KILLING PEOPLE IRL????
and what if he goes HOME and then, thennhe BEATS the everloving SHIT out of his abused wife, princess PEACH??????
and what if he goes HOME and then, thennhe BEATS the everloving SHIT out of his abused wife, princess PEACH??????