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Anonymous No.720267309 >>720267439 >>720267539 >>720267805 >>720268008 >>720268074 >>720268174 >>720268180 >>720268810 >>720268817 >>720268973 >>720269131 >>720269512 >>720269625 >>720271369 >>720272512 >>720272992 >>720273692 >>720276436 >>720277872 >>720278027 >>720281859 >>720282006 >>720284652 >>720288819 >>720290519 >>720291842 >>720292273 >>720296557 >>720296798 >>720297352 >>720299990
Why did this game sell over 100,000 copies? Is the bar really that low?
I don't even think it's a bad game or anything it just seems strange. Was the team well known before this? Did they have some kind of aggressive marketing strategy?
Anonymous No.720267439 >>720272439 >>720283116 >>720286989 >>720297584
>>720267309 (OP)
sybil................sexo.................

that's why
Anonymous No.720267539
>>720267309 (OP)
gooner and furries marketed the game
Anonymous No.720267634
I dont know I refunded it
Anonymous No.720267805
>>720267309 (OP)
The "aggressive marketing strategy" is called the female form. It is enough to lull filthy goy cattle into doing literally anything.
Just look at gacha.
Anonymous No.720267894 >>720268039 >>720278861 >>720279949 >>720280168 >>720280767 >>720290334 >>720293772 >>720297171
it's fun
Anonymous No.720268008
>>720267309 (OP)
>Was the team well known before this?
lolno, vast majority of the work was done by one guy
https://rittzler.itch.io/pseudoregalia-jam

>Did they have some kind of aggressive marketing strategy?
just word of mouth and the fact that it's cheap
Anonymous No.720268039 >>720268125 >>720268178 >>720268291 >>720269290 >>720280767 >>720281186
>>720267894
speedslop
Anonymous No.720268070 >>720285764
I’d pay good money for Hollow Knight sized Pseudoregalia game, man.
Anonymous No.720268074
>>720267309 (OP)
It was fun and cheep. I think I got it for around four dollars.
I don't even like Sybil as furbait, I gave her pants the moment I figured out how. I just think it's a solid budget game with good mechanics and a cool style.
Anonymous No.720268125
>>720268039
Looks way more involved than Sonic.
Anonymous No.720268174
>>720267309 (OP)
>Why did the $6 game sell so well
Jesus Christ, you're retarded
Anonymous No.720268178
>>720268039
>because you can go fast, the game is slop
Anonymous No.720268180
>>720267309 (OP)
Really fun gameplay coupled with an interesting artstyle with added flavor of coomerbait on top. The only thing stopping it from being an all time great was how short it was
Anonymous No.720268291 >>720268391
>>720268039
>[WORD]slop
Just say you don't like the aesthetic but otherwise don't have valid criticism, faglord.
Anonymous No.720268319
the dev used to hang out on coney's stream a lot, he was a cool guy but spent most of his time drawing babes. I think he went semi-viral for a redesign of Xana from Icons: Combat Arena but he was still a small fry at the time. I'm glad he finally Made It.
Anonymous No.720268348
A lot of games do good just based off protag design. And fail by it too.
Anonymous No.720268391 >>720268583
>>720268291
>talking about gameplay
>brings up aesthetic
Least retarded manufactured and fake speed addict.
Anonymous No.720268583 >>720268697
>>720268391
>going fast is bad
You're the retard, retard.
Anonymous No.720268697 >>720268898
>>720268583
You like DOOM Eternal.
Anonymous No.720268810 >>720268889
>>720267309 (OP)
>Why did this game sell over 100,000 copies?
Porn addicted furries. They need to be wiped out, pornography is evil.
Anonymous No.720268817 >>720269058
>>720267309 (OP)
>team
I thought it was a one-man project. But yeah, there's 3 reasons why this sold and 2 of them are good. Let's get the shit one out of the way - thicc cat bunny goat girl unf unf, you know how it goes. The first good reason is that it's cheap as fuck at $6 without a discount. That's pretty good for an indie. The second reason is because the movement feels like it was designed by someone who obsessively worships 3D Mario, and then brought that into a 3D Metroidvania design. It's been a couple years since this came out and 3D Metroidvanias still aren't particularly common, though we did just get another one in Metro Gravity I guess. But yeah, great movement in a slightly unusual concept at a low price. Mystery solved.
Anonymous No.720268889 >>720269217
>>720268810
>Christian calling for lynching of fellow Whites
The wind blows.
>Posts completely unrelated man.
Disney and Japan are responsible for furries.
Retarded Christian is retarded.
Anonymous No.720268898
>>720268697
>brings up unrelated game of another genre
Mindbroken boomer faggot
Anonymous No.720268973
>>720267309 (OP)
Because it's fun to play and has a hot goat girl protagonist. This really isn't that hard to understand, if you wanted a Sybil thread you could have just said so
Anonymous No.720269058
>>720268817
>I thought it was a one-man project
It was, one dude made it in like four months as a gamejam project
Anonymous No.720269131
>>720267309 (OP)
>Put the feminine form on display
>Outgross Concord
It really is that simple
Anonymous No.720269147
I want her in rivals 2
Anonymous No.720269217
>>720268889
dumb furry
Anonymous No.720269290
>>720268039
alright
Anonymous No.720269354 >>720276008
I don't usually buy games like this that appeals to furries. But I really liked Sybil's character design and the N64 aesthetics and that's why I bought a copy.
Anonymous No.720269359
are there any other games like pseudoregalia? i need more 3d platformers with god tier movement and that also happen to be metroidvanias
Anonymous No.720269512
>>720267309 (OP)
>3D plateformer with a GOOD and INNOVATIVE moveset
>Metroidvania level design
Yes. I can't think of another 3D plateformer this good recently.
Anonymous No.720269531
Aside from the smokin furry babe, it's the only other 3d platformer I've truly enjoyed that isn't Mario. The bar is really that low. Every other 3d indieshit platformer is plagued with slow movement and only basic boring abilities like mid-air jump. It's like everyone is allergic to fun. The Big Catch had a demo that showed promise. We'll see how that turns out.

So yeah, GOOD 3D platformers are actually really scarce. There was a time when it seemed they were making a comeback but I couldn't give a rats ass about games like Crash, Spyro, Yooka Laylee, and A Hat in Time. Those games are garbage to me.
Anonymous No.720269625 >>720269945
>>720267309 (OP)
because the game is fun?
Anonymous No.720269945
>>720269625
Yes but TOO many people enjoyed it and now OP's brain is FRIED
Anonymous No.720271369
>>720267309 (OP)
woah sybil sexo
Anonymous No.720272308
Because it's fun
Anonymous No.720272439
>>720267439
FPBP
Anonymous No.720272512
>>720267309 (OP)
It's a fun game to play and sybil sexo
Anonymous No.720272992 >>720273480
>>720267309 (OP)
I like how people draw her with pubes sometimes.
Anonymous No.720273092
Syball
Anonymous No.720273480
>>720272992
The fluffier the better I say
Anonymous No.720273692
>>720267309 (OP)
I know we all want to fuck the jackal but this game was really good. I wish it was longer.
Anonymous No.720275985 >>720276770
Sybil is the epitome of why gooners have no taste.

She's a mediocre design but because she has an ass/thighs/leotard people ignore that and just fap to it. It's a typical Twitter OC, all curves no soul. You people are plebians.
Anonymous No.720276008 >>720280228 >>720300631
>>720269354
Sex with Perona
Anonymous No.720276079 >>720276097 >>720278213 >>720278379 >>720279121 >>720288742
>80s: our mascot is cute and a little silly
>90s: our mascot is too cool for school
>2000s: our mascot has some grit and edge
>2010s: our mascot will fucking kill you
>2020s: our mascot will suck you off
Anonymous No.720276097 >>720300879
>>720276079
god she's so fucking hot
Anonymous No.720276436
>>720267309 (OP)
>why did a furry coomerbait game sell over a hundred thousand copies?
you daft retarded faggot
Anonymous No.720276770
>>720275985
Projection
Anonymous No.720277478
Bump
Anonymous No.720277576
so what happens to the "picture unrelated I'm atlking about hollow knight" copypasta now, is there a silksong version yet?
Anonymous No.720277756
I got it in a humble bundle. It's easy to "sell" that much if you are giving it away in a bundle.
Anonymous No.720277872
>>720267309 (OP)
People are really dumb and this game shows that. Want to know the diff between the FREE game jam ver and the Steam ver? Like a single room being designed slightly differently and the shitty final boss. Anyone who pay for it literally could had gotten the same game for free. To give the dev credit though they did add a map I believe after a bit but I think that wouldn't make up for them selling an already free game. An added optional area to test your skills maybe be too much to ask for?
Anonymous No.720278027
>>720267309 (OP)
>Is the bar really that low?
Fun gameplay.
Pleasant aesthetics.
Not many games manage to nail both nowadays.
Anonymous No.720278203
Sybil has a human boyfriend
Anonymous No.720278213 >>720278313 >>720278337 >>720278415 >>720278454 >>720284767
>>720276079
examples of 2000s?
Anonymous No.720278313 >>720278387
>>720278213
Ratchet and clank, shadow the hedgehog, jax and daxter
Anonymous No.720278337 >>720279770 >>720297756
>>720278213
Anonymous No.720278379
>>720276079
Saved.
Anonymous No.720278387
>>720278313
Keep forgetting "evil Dexter" was a thing. Not going to lie at the time I thought dark/evil clones was cool as hell. So there was some merit in them making such characters/features.
Anonymous No.720278415
>>720278213
bomberman act zero
Anonymous No.720278454
>>720278213
Vexx, PoP: Warrior Within
Anonymous No.720278861 >>720280767 >>720281186
>>720267894
air jump slop
mario odyssey did this
Anonymous No.720279121 >>720279991
>>720276079
What will be the 2030s
Anonymous No.720279770
>>720278337
Man, what if Jak 2 expanded on the platforming controls of J&D while still keeping the gun systems they added.
Anonymous No.720279949 >>720295970 >>720297040 >>720297427
>>720267894
Why is rope/pole climbing in all games so tedious? Everything grinds to a halt, why would you put that shit in a platformer?
Anonymous No.720279991
>>720279121
>our mascot will form long-term relationship with you
And it's all powered by AI.
Anonymous No.720280168
>>720267894
>climbing with hands
i'm revoking your salt privileges
Anonymous No.720280228 >>720280667
>>720276008
but she has the most absurd laugh
Anonymous No.720280667
>>720280228
Women laughing when you fuck them isn't normal, you know.
Anonymous No.720280767 >>720281186
>>720267894
>>720268039
>>720278861

funslop
Anonymous No.720281186 >>720281253
>>720280767
>>720268039
>>720278861
slopslop
Anonymous No.720281253
>>720281186
SCHLOP SCHLOP
Anonymous No.720281627
Pseudo Regalia was a great proof of concept. Also sexo bottomless goat rabbit girl.
Anonymous No.720281752 >>720282332 >>720292536
The popular reputation of Pseudoregalia is hilarious to me because, like, in terms of its mechanics, and in particular in terms of its understanding of the relationship between progression and movement tech, it's basically "what if Super Mario 64 was a metroidvania?", which is something that a very large audience has been demanding for decades, to the extent that it's actually kind of weird that Pseudoregalia is the first notable title to do a really good job of tackling that particular premise – yet to the broader community who aren't in tune with trends in game design it's "obviously" just a game that got popular because because you spend the whole time staring at a stacked furry's bare ass, and not one single person who's into the game is interested in disputing this impression.
Anonymous No.720281859 >>720281951 >>720282149 >>720292075
>>720267309 (OP)
>"retro aesthetic"
>it needs a last gen GPU to run properly
YAWN
Wake me up when someone makes something truly retro and not just unity slop with a blocky art style
Anonymous No.720281951 >>720282150 >>720286545 >>720287384 >>720292075
>>720281859
It's made in UE5, actually.
Anonymous No.720282006
>>720267309 (OP)
I ignored this for ages because i thought a bunch of coomers were pushing it but having played it, it probably has the best movement of any 3d platformer. The world is a little unresolved (post rationalised with plot) but the aesthetics are decent enough. Ritzler needs to make more shit, the slime girl game i didn't like, the manta ray girl game was decent but the movement was more limited than Pseudoregalia
Anonymous No.720282131 >>720305117 >>720305278
Underrated but
>taking a seat with full health vs low health
Anonymous No.720282149 >>720282256
>>720281859
>being so poor/tarded you can't run a fucking indie game
l o l the brown mudslide invasion of /v/ truly is real
Anonymous No.720282150 >>720282334
>>720281951
>Its not made with the shitty slop engine #1 but the shitty slop engine #2 instead!
WOW!
Nice gotcha you got there, furgger
Anonymous No.720282256 >>720282656 >>720283813
>>720282149
NTA but requiring a GTX 960 or whatever it was for THIS primitive visuals is a red flag. It doesn't give me much hope that the game will run good with better hardware.
Anonymous No.720282332
>>720281752
I'd have bought it if it wasn't furry.
I recognize I am in the minority here but I'd kill for a modelswap - fur and muzzles are hard bonerkill.
Anonymous No.720282334
>>720282150
I am merely stating facts. The bloated hardware requirements come purely from the engine, however I ran it without any problems on a 1070 back on release.
Anonymous No.720282656 >>720282852
>>720282256
Ackshually, its a GTX 1660
Anonymous No.720282814 >>720282904 >>720284118
It's really just /v/iral marketing spam and the game being so cheap so it turns into a "eh ok I give it a try".
Sadly it's rather unpolished and the leveldesign is bad at not letting you go down a path for 10-20 minutes before discovering that you are not supposed to be here yet and get walled at the last second.
>b-but it's a metroidvania, you HAVE to backtrack!
For optional collectibles yes but being allowed to go so deep down paths without the new move ever being used before the last jump justs creams bad map design that doesn't even make real use of the skillset you acquire. Half the skillset is wasted on shitty battle moves which is the games worst aspect by far that is just as shallow and bad as all the shitty 6th gen "3d platformers" that tack on shallow action combat or fucking guns.
The longjump however is one of the best feeling I have ever witnessed and most other platforming skills feel good enough. Walljump is a bit weird but is workable.
Overall the game feels just unfinished. Dev could have made so much more use of the maps and skillsets and really test the player and themself but instead just slapped some trials on which feel more like a pathing problem than any skill required really.
Webm related me reaching all this way, activating 1 of the 2 switches and getting the key only to then having to kill myself because there is no way back since I did not have the dedicated "Hit those switches far away" skill yet. Bottom tier level design to allow this to happen.
Anonymous No.720282852 >>720283813
>>720282656
That's really bad then. If the minimum requirements for this game were something like, I dunno, A GTX 660 or 745 then your initial statement about poorfags would be perfectly valid, but a GTX 1660 for literal N64 visuals is terrible.
Anonymous No.720282904 >>720283572 >>720283813
>>720282814
>Overall the game feels just unfinished.
Of course it is. Dev is a coomer subhuman from twitter. Those types never finish anything.
Anonymous No.720283116
>>720267439
this
Anonymous No.720283572
>>720282904
Hey it's still in a state where you can play through it. That is more than most patreonbaits manage.
Anonymous No.720283813
>>720282256
>>720282852
What pisses me of isn't even the requirements since I have a pc with a RX 7700 XT and a steam 'eck
No, what bothers me is that the game doesn't even fucking look like a N64 game yet market itself as retro
Its a bad trend I keep looking creeping out, shitty visuals marketed as "retro"
You know, it makes me think of that game Hrot that actually looks like an old shooter and I think the dev even made an engine for it that my old shitty laptop that I write erotica for patreon on can run. We need more of that dedication and not furry gooner devs like >>720282904 mentions
Anonymous No.720284118 >>720285080
>>720282814
I'm convinced you can sell any indie game to a six figure degree so long as you spam it on /v/ and have a mildly ok at best character design. Anons seem to think anything with a daily thread means the game is popular and therefore warrants discussion, when the reality is a lot of daily threads are made by solo fans or even the devs themselves.
Anonymous No.720284616 >>720285080
https://nonarycubed.gumroad.com/l/stylizedsybil
Anonymous No.720284652
>>720267309 (OP)
If you think that's bad, you should see how much Silksong sold. Zoomers love their garbage.
Anonymous No.720284767
>>720278213
Anonymous No.720285080 >>720285705
>>720284118
I can actually believe this shit has many spammers since the furry gooner bait attracts a lot of trannies >>720284616 just look at this shit
Anonymous No.720285705 >>720286153 >>720286438
>>720285080
>See sexy furry girl
>Think tranny
Anonymous No.720285764
>>720268070
For me it's the opposite. Hollow Knight (and Silk) are too long. It's just boring walking screens and closing eyes or watching 2nd monitor.
Anonymous No.720286153 >>720286243
>>720285705
it's VR chat, anyone with an overtly sexual female avatar is a tranny or tranny wannabe
Anonymous No.720286243
>>720286153
fair enough
Anonymous No.720286380 >>720303156 >>720303606
You people are all retarded.

Psuedoregalia was made as a part of a Game Jam. It was literally made in 3 weeks. If it feels shallow, its because it fucking is, the dude threw it together at breakneck speed.
Anonymous No.720286420
It was made in a day in Game Maker, and basically you're fucking retarded
Anonymous No.720286438 >>720286480
>>720285705
>hyper furry shit
>VRchat
Do I really need to post the amount of cases of trannies grooming kids on there?
Or the current happening of pedos (and trannies) organizing themselves on an altchan with the plan of using models like those on servers with a majority of kids to try and bait them into +18 plus servers to expose them to MK-ULTRA porn?
Anonymous No.720286480 >>720286901
>>720286438
>Or the current happening of pedos (and trannies) organizing themselves on an altchan with the plan of using models like those on servers with a majority of kids to try and bait them into +18 plus servers to expose them to MK-ULTRA porn?
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.720286545 >>720286676
>>720281951
>Undertale trannies drawing off model shit for the the millionth time
Like clockwork
Anonymous No.720286676
>>720286545
>Calling SSonic an undertale tranny
Get out newfag.
Anonymous No.720286901 >>720287324
>>720286480
Its fucking insane man, its like that shit that happened at mastodon where a bunch of pedos organized on mastodon to made discord servers "related" to popular kids games where they constantly show censored porn as "jokes" and then they would DM kids to invite them to the +18 ones to see the uncensored version, where they would constantly bombard them with extreme porn and they would invite the kids to other game related server with the same strategy to make it seem "normal"
Anonymous No.720286989
>>720267439
/thread
Anonymous No.720287324
>>720286901
Sound like the whole Roblox shit
I remember hearing about them targeting children, showing them off porn and "cracking their eggs" as they says

The tranny fatigue is real and I don't understand why they aren't put in asylum.
Anonymous No.720287384 >>720290220
>>720281951
It's not even that big. Goat mom is rocking a rack like 5 times bigger.
i want a hug so fucking bad
Anonymous No.720288742 >>720291670
>>720276079
Lol did you just make this
Anonymous No.720288819 >>720288926
>>720267309 (OP)
Honest answer?
They are in the AGDG group and got some of their porn and YouTube connections to cover it.
Anonymous No.720288926
>>720288819
Thank you
Anonymous No.720290220
>>720287384
Coomer retard
Anonymous No.720290334 >>720291876
>>720267894
looks like shit nostalgia bait
Anonymous No.720290519
>>720267309 (OP)
The playerbase begged the dev to have an option to put pants on Sybil because they couldn't stop fapping to play the game.

I did give it a try and found the combat to be annoying. The movement tech and controls were pretty good though.
Anonymous No.720291670
>>720288742
I made it a while ago but updated it with the last one after seeing how many furry games with hot babes there are
Anonymous No.720291842 >>720291863
>>720267309 (OP)
You might be surprised by this anon but a lot of games you’ve never heard of have sold at least 100k copies. You underestimate how many autists use Steam as retail therapy. Pic related sold 140,000 copies in its first two years after release and you’ve never heard of it.
Anonymous No.720291863
>>720291842
great game
Anonymous No.720291876
>>720290334
Games peaked at the turn of the millennia, but gen Zers don't want to hear that because it doesn't align with their childhood.
Anonymous No.720292075
>>720281951
which is why i will never play it, and is why it isn't a game, it's a malware delivery package, fuck timmy tencent sweeney and his nigger-tier virusware "engine"
>>720281859
if it had been in unity it would run on anything, and i would have played it by now
Anonymous No.720292273
>>720267309 (OP)
>Sybil is fuckfuel
>about 1$ per hour of gameplay
>gameplay is actually good
Yes, that's all it takes.
Anonymous No.720292536 >>720293721
>>720281752
The game is good and cheap so anyone who actually wanted to play it did. Combine this with zero new content and no level editor and the fans have little else to talk about that hasn't been said already. This leaves porn for people that haven't ever played it, or for people that did and just want an excuse to bring up how good the game is again.
Basically what I'm saying is even a basic ass barebones level creator would save this game and entire community.
Anonymous No.720292662 >>720292730 >>720292796 >>720296846 >>720298282
Whens part 2? Short fun games like this that can be beat in 1 sitting are the best
Anonymous No.720292730
>>720292662
right after the dev finishes the 4 other games he's working on (read: never)
Anonymous No.720292796
>>720292662
Dev has extreme ADHD, pseudo only got finished because it won the game jam it was made for. Otherwise it would have been canned too.
You'll get a vaguely similar platformer in the next 5 years, maybe,
Anonymous No.720293721
>>720292536
God, a level creator would be so cool
Anonymous No.720293772 >>720294526
>>720267894
I'm currently making a 3D platformer, and I can only hope and pray to have a fraction of the same depth of gameplay. The movement options in this game are insane.
Anonymous No.720294526
>>720293772
Just believe in yourself, anon
Anonymous No.720295970
>>720279949
Because devs have zero imagination and repeat what's been done exactly as it's been done
Anonymous No.720296179
Discord furtrannies and old furries will buy anything
Anonymous No.720296492 >>720297764 >>720297934
What is this, Afghanistan? How cringe most of you cum-for-brains are.
Anonymous No.720296557 >>720297278
>>720267309 (OP)
>Why did this game sell over 100,000 copies?
The same reason why Silksong had over 500,000 simultaneous players.
Anonymous No.720296798 >>720297337
>>720267309 (OP)
steam needs an asterisk for "overwhelmingly positive but only because of furries"
Anonymous No.720296846
>>720292662
Dev is a fuckwit and won't ever add to it.
Anonymous No.720297040 >>720297365
>>720279949
The actual answer is that in a game with limited space, such as the 16MB Mario 64, the size of your maps has to be limited. When doing that, the easiest way to get the most bang for your buck is to layer maps, essentially. When you do this, the best way to do it is to connect them with a small, quick and meaningless Platform challenge, but even that requires room to run around in. Adding a pole that you just climb up and then, bam, you're in another section of the level takes up the smallest room as well as it's super easy to plan and implement in your game. Is it lazy? Sure, I don't think anyone will argue against that, but Mario 64 did it. Then everything copied Mario 64, and now it's just a staple that is so ingrained with the genre that everyone agrees that this is part of the whole, without asking "why" anymore.
Anonymous No.720297171
>>720267894
wow, so this is like a 3D silk-like? Nice.
Anonymous No.720297278 >>720297337
>>720296557
this
>add furshit bait to an otherwise unremarkable game
>swarms of permavirgin furries inmediatly start praising it and advertising it for free only because they love jacking off to it
the good things is that you know to avoid these games like the plague since they offer nothing of worth if you are not a subhuman furry nigger.
Anonymous No.720297337
>>720297278
meant for >>720296798
Anonymous No.720297352
>>720267309 (OP)
Fast upgrade centric platformer where skill level let's you skip things. It makes for great rando runs since they usually only run a bit over an hour so I don't need to dedicate my whole night to a game if I just want something to shmove in. That said I put off getting the game for months because the main character made me think it was gonna be coomer crap.
Anonymous No.720297365
>>720297040
Mario 64 didn't have that many poles to climb, and there are only one or two cases where it was actually used for separating a level into layers. Bowser in the Fire Sea being the most notable.
They put the mechanic in because they thought lining yourself up to jump off of the pole was an interesting challenge. That's why there's that whole sequence in Jolly Roger Bay that has you doing it on moving poles. Obviously, that wasn't put in to save space.
Anonymous No.720297427 >>720297569 >>720301814
>>720279949
CoD unironically solved it by turning all rope climbs into a vertical zipline
Anonymous No.720297569
>>720297427
Actually, now that I think ab out it, Sonic Adventure 2 did the same thing, Is this the ultimate form of what the "pole" concept should turn into? Just a thing that quickly pulls you upward?
Anonymous No.720297584
>>720267439
fippy bippy
Anonymous No.720297756
>>720278337
>muh edgy facial hair, angry furrowed brow
Ah, my old soul patch friend.
Anonymous No.720297764
>>720296492
>What is this, Afghanistan?
unironically yes
Anonymous No.720297934
>>720296492
I understand your sentiment, fygoon, but I don't understand where Afghanistan comes into play.
Anonymous No.720298282 >>720301139
>>720292662
Dev said he might work on additional content for Pseudoregalia after he finishes his current Goblin Game.

Unless he comes up with another game idea while working on the Goblin game and starts working on that, and then comes up with another game idea while working...
Anonymous No.720299848
>Your face will never be kept as a seat cushion for Sybil's fat, sweaty, meaty butt for all eternity
Why even live
Anonymous No.720299990
>>720267309 (OP)
It's inexpensive, short and fun. Surprised it hasn't sold more desu.
Anonymous No.720300279 >>720302678
Anonymous No.720300631
>>720276008
sex with wanda
Anonymous No.720300879
>>720276097
I personally like 1994 borfo the best
Anonymous No.720301139
>>720298282
judging by the playtests i think hes trying to figure out how to make the most out of linear obstacle areas while being open enough for skilled players to navigate nearby areas
Anonymous No.720301814
>>720297427
It sounds solved but ropes have the potential of horizontal boosted jumps in any direction if you grab them from a running start. You could even do something similiar with poles, grabbing them at high speed makes you spin in place and you can launch horizontally from that. It's all manual and movement physics based, no automation.
Anonymous No.720302119
It’s good to the point I’m really angry the dev is wasting his time with other projects.

I can’t even replay it because of this. What a waste of potential.
Anonymous No.720302678
>>720300279
Very impressive
Anonymous No.720303156 >>720303298
>>720286380
>game bad because it was made quickly...
What a shit take. Games don't need infinite dev time to be good. And the jam version was just a demo. He spent an extra few months for final release.

Go die
Anonymous No.720303298
>>720303156
if your game takes longer than 3 years to make then brother give it up, there's no good ending to that tale
Anonymous No.720303606
>>720286380
Majoras mask was made in a year and its the best game ever made
Anonymous No.720305117
>>720282131
Soul
Anonymous No.720305278
>>720282131
Her ass should be bigger when she has more health
Anonymous No.720305531 >>720306393
>don't give a fuck about furshit but played Wild Assault in the open beta and greatly enjoyed the gameplay
>bought on release to early access
>been playing since, having a lot of fun
>game is being kept alive by furry coomers paying for bikini skins that cost more than the game itself
Thank you furry coomers, pls keep the game alive until custom lobbies are implemented and I can go singleplayer forever. The bots are massively improved from the 360 degree no-scope aimbots they used to be, and are currently more fun to play with than you freaks. Just keep buying those overpriced bikinis and soon we'll both be able to go our separate ways.
Anonymous No.720306393
>>720305531
I haven't played in almost a month, should probably get back to it