Thread 720276671

>I feel like I'm watching a stupid Indian movie.
The whole story reeks of high schoolers trying to figure out how to write something cool.
Why did Hideo Kojima put so much nonsense in the game?

LOL

>>720276671 (OP)
zoom zoom

because he's retarded

>>720278170
Why does every NPC in the game feel the need to constantly explain every single thing or piece of equipment?

>>720278589
Because it makes Hideo Kojima look more intelligent than he really is.

>>720276671 (OP)
obsessed whitoid

>>720279064
>it makes Hideo Kojima look more intelligent
Not in my eyes. It's more like it makes hideo FEEL more intelligent in his own eyes. He probably wants to feel like he's making an encyclopedia. Another problem is that the MGS fans don't point that out and rather just tolerate that or take it as hideo's cute quirk.

Why did you give Konami money?

>>720279102
Like clockwork, the Indian comes out to expose himself

>>720279731
keep crying timmy

>>720279809
>When your greatest achievement is being a parasite
Yikes

>>720278170
Retarded?

>"I just finished Metal Gear Solid 3"
>its the remake
Consoomer opinions are worthless

>>720280028
It's literally 1:1 with the original. You're basically calling yourself out as a consoomer with a worthless opinion

>>720280143
it’s not the same as the original lmao
>>720276671 (OP)
you don’t understand and can’t appreciate “camp”.

Metal Gear Solid series is the epitome of the
>I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS A PRETEEN SO IT'S GOOD!
syndrome.

>>720279876
you lost

>>720280256
>it’s not the same as the original lmao

But it is though. It's even closer to the original than the shitty HD ports the PS3/360 got.

>>720280256
>it’s not the same as the original lmao
Gameplay wise, maybe not. Narrative content wise, it is. And OP is talking EXCLUSIVELY about the story, characters and dialogue. You have no rebuttal to this.

>>720280289
This is true sadly. MGS1 is still my favorite due to when I played it and I never really liked the others that much.

>>720280307
crouch walking and moving while shooting are significant departures from the original

>>720280403
>thread is about pointing out the shitty cringy story
>retard tries to move the goalpost to the gameplay
Kill yourself, please. For the love of God.

>>720280403
What about the lack of pressure sensitivity which forced them to change the controls in the 360 version?

>>720280471
my point is they intentionally played a lame remake, and so I will not take anything they say seriously

>>720280658
The "lame remake" changes nothing about the story. No matter how much it makes you seethe, he experienced the exact same story as you did.

>>720280748
that's not the point. The point is the type of person to play a factory-made remake has no taste, and anything they say can be disregarded. They could be praising the story and that wouldn't change

>>720280876
>NOOOO, IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE UH... BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Good to know you're a subhuman autist.

>>720280471
i will move goalposts as i please. you'll just have to deal with it.

>>720278170
soul?

>there are people who get aggravated by the indulgence of Metal Gear instead of being charmed and amused by it

I'm so glad I'm not like that.

>>720276860
Is this supposed to be funny?

>>720281607
This. Thinking "Oh I can't do that the player will be bored" is why games are all samey and lame and why MGS stands out.

>>720279102
What a sensitive faggot

>>720281607
>>720281872
You would be shitting on Metal Gear Solid if you didn't play it as a child. Don't fucking kid yourself. You're literally blinded by nostalgia and too low IQ to see these games for what they actually are - preteen mindnumbing shlock

>>720282072
nostalgia?

>>720282072
You're an autist, no doubt about it.

>>720282072
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

>>720282072
at the end of world war two world split into two, east and west. this marked the beginning of an era called the cold war.

>>720276671 (OP)
>''I hate this <insert well established and beloved franchise>''
>"Am I cool yet guys? I'm so edgy and shit after all"
Contrarianism is so fucking gay and lame.

>>720281607
Couldn't be me.

>>720282072
Yeah, so cool and edgy bro. Hit them with the low IQ insult and shit. Join the group of anons who throw unfounded insults at MGS but can't even tell the most basic themes of the games. Many such threads. Absolute moron.

>>720276671 (OP)
The real life graphism feels so jarring coupled with how cartoonish the plot of metal gear games are it does make Kojimbo retarded

>>720282410
but graphics at the release were praised for being reallifelike?

>>720278589
Because it was made during a time where the internet wasn't the easiest and most convenient tool, so they had to explain stuff because you couldn't look up a video grasping at straws to be the next loremaster or a wiki to guide you step by step. This is why you didn't need yellow paint to guide you.

>>720276671 (OP)
After how smart MGS2 was the downgrade to 3 is insane. Game felt like a parody, not a sequel

>>720282653
>how smart MGS2 was
>gameplay gets stopped dead in its tracks to give you a lore/infodump, and not even in a interesting to watch cutscene, but the boring codec calls
Kojima drones are something else man.

>>720282653
It's a prequel asshole and it improves in the gameplay by leagues while also playing into Kojimas strengths at writing campy love letters to western cinema, do we even exist in the same fucking world?

>>720282653
another zoomie youtuber. how is describing a conspiracy brewing since ww2 that much of a downgrade from modern schizobabble? or did the clip not show raiden can slip on pigeon shit?

>>720282410
>UE5 HYPERREALISTIC FOLIAGE
>the level is a tiny terrarium corridor with 3 guys guarding it at most.
profoundly retarded work from people at konami.
>>720282653
When a game tells the audience "find something to pass on to the next generation" and they in turn clog your mailbox calling raiden gay and asking about vamp running on water you might need to readjust.
>>720282775
How is snake being so retarded that when Eva asks him rhetorically
>has anyone told you you're a bit slow?
Snake answers
>? Hurrr, durr, what do you mean?
Snake being too retarded to feed himself.
Too retarded to figure out why eva had no luck with raikov

>>720280876
God you're a fucking retard.

>>720282891
did you say nerd?

>>720282306
Seethe some more, retarded tranny.

>>720280876
Absolute truth. Anybody not immediately dismissive of a modern remake has no opinion worth caring about.

>>720282974
>tranny obsessed
Could you be any more stereotypical?

>>720282992
I just like MGS3 and it's a good excuse to replay it again, I've beaten the original to death, so a remake was all the reason I needed. I fucking love MGS. I'd rather be in a world without remakes sure, but I'm just glad it's something I actually like for once.

>>720278589
Have you ever read a manga? It's just how that shit is. Personally I like the autism.

>>720282758
>improves the gameplay
>clunky ass boring belly crawl over fast stealth running over interesting patterns
>enemies see you from offscreen cause there's no proper radar
MGS3 plays like utter garbage, gameplay it's worst part. It's no V where it all actually works.

MGS2 is superior

>>720276671 (OP)
Wait a minute.... you faggots said this game was censored about seeing EVA's skeleton, but it showed be her entire x-ray and she even did a sexy pose. Did Twitter and /v/ lie to me again?

>>720283975
I was also told that they removed mentions of her breast enhancements... yet here they are once again? Why do you fuckers lie so much? Do you fuckers hate gaming so much that you want everyone to be miserable?

>>720282072
I liked Death Stranding thoughbeit

the cutscenes look much worse in 60 fps.

>>720278589
you know you can stop calling them on the radio literally any time you want.

>>720276671 (OP)
>>720278589
>>720278170
>>720278163

If you didn't played the original on the ps2 back when it launched then you didn't played it all, GTFO out of my hobby rat.

>>720276671 (OP)
Indian movies are cool.

>>720280876
> I refuse to try any new flavors.
> n-no, you're the one with no taste!

>>720287448
you weren't even alive when that happened.

>>720287648
How many times did the MC fly in this movie?

>>720288059
just a few but that's after he unlocked his chakras and went hindi ssj

>>720288109
haha

>>720288256
Im not joking, MCs literally become some manifestations of hindi gods or heroes during the ending

>>720276860
>>720281780
>this made millennials piss and shit themselves

>>720279731
>Indian
>expose himself
That's the one thing they're good at.

>>720280307
>It's even closer to the original than the shitty HD ports the PS3/360 got.
Are you okay anon?

>>720280289
>I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS A PRETEEN SO IT'S GOOD!
I say that and I look like this.

>>720288615
technically, he's not wrong. because it is just the shitty HD port + a replacement for the nightmare added in.

>>720288758
The original HD port for 360 is actually really good, or do you mean the recent one released like 2 years ago?

>>720288059
>MC
Motorcycle?

>>720282746
>Vamp
>He's from Romania and likes to drink blood
Finally a smart game for smart gamers.

>>720280297
you speak english
hinduism was created by bored east india company employees
churchill starved indians for fun
and now you make deliveroo deliveries whilst living in cramped 8 man appartments