Thread 720279937

why Goodra is so fat?

because i was born for mating press her and she was born for mating press me

To soften impacts during otherwise pelvis shattering sex with human men

>>720281332
true~

>>720281716
goddddd i want to get killed by her

>>720279937 (OP)
because pear shaped dragons are friend shaped dragons.

>>720281716
i want to be her

>>720282468
i want to be your boyfriend.....

>>720281716
that's a gigantic shitter

>>720279937 (OP)
It's all those women that keep feeding themselves to him.

>>720283704
>him

>>720283704
But does the goodra absorb or have guts?
I never understood which one was canon with xer.

>>720279937 (OP)
it's pronounced "PHAT"

>>720284786
He has an asshole so he needs guts.

>>720285424
>he

>>720279937 (OP)
Why is OP suck a cock sucking faggot?

>>720285424
Gooey hole…

anyone else miss Goodraposter

>>720285963
no

bump

autism shape (the sexiest shape)

>>720279937 (OP)
>Posting Normal Goodra
Hisuan Goodra made it irrelevant, seriously, what is the point of using Normal Goodra when its Hisuan counterpart is better in everyway?

my idle animation!

>>720279937 (OP)
She's not fat, she's fertile

>>720279937 (OP)
>Gets rid of the snail motif Goomy and Sliggo have and make the final form some generic barney ass dragon
At least Legends rectified this, but still.

>>720288194
I love barney ass (female).

FEMALE
ONLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5vRVmkNMc

>>720287821
get this cursed thing away from me

wtf does it do with those tiny ass fork hands?

>>720287821
bring this blessed creature closer to me

>>720287687
belly focus

i want to eat it
with butter and garlic

>>720290253
French people don't deserve rights.

sexo

I love drawing extremely obese goodra

>>720279937 (OP)
She's full of goo

>>720292642
Proofs?

>>720292718
https://files.catbox.moe/pojtot.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kucf0r.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jvynnd.png

>>720292797
I like the second one a lot, wanna knead those soft chins

>>720285963
He was infinitely more tolerable than any of the shitposters and schizos that we have today.

>>720279937 (OP)
i wish that a future megaevolution makes her thighs even bigger

>>720292797
You are extremely based, anon.

>>720287821
Quest for Camelot

>>720294478
and cum a lot I did

mods, bui is back.

She loves to carry her master inside her belly!

>>720293643
agreed

>>720283704
based and true

>>720279937 (OP)
I don't fuck with Pocket Monsters anymore, is this MewThree?

>>720300075
goodra, evolution of a snail like line of pokemon in gen 6

>>720299336
Mouth, Anal or Cock?

>>720300075
It's in a 3-stage evolutionary line, so it's actually MewFive out of what's now MewSix as of Legends Arceus.

>>720279937 (OP)
Reminder that it's horns are retractable and likely prehensile. Imagine one wrapping them around your head to bring you closer for nuzzling.

>>720301924
Sounds very slimy and squishy

>>720301924
>>720302290
The horns alone are also strong as hell, she could hold you up in the air with them alone.

>>720301924
>it's horns are retractable and likely prehensile. Imagine one wrapping them around your head to bring you closer for
Goddamn anon, now I want a goodra to forcefully use her horns to bring me closer to her pussy and lick her until she cums

I want it to spew goo into me and make me fat gelatinous too.

>>720302742
>No, John. You ARE the Goodra!

>>720302826
And then anon was a huge bloated goodra getting affectionately hugged by another fat goodra

>>720302826
>And then Anon was Obese!

>>720303448
You mean he wasn't already obese? you need glasses then.

female goodra bros... we're so back

cause its design was based off yo mama

>>720279937 (OP)
is she confirmed to be in Legends Z-A?

>>720305760
Probably not since she was in Scarlet/Violet and Arceus, I thought her Arceus form sucked

>>720305760
Goodra is a Kalos pokemon, so it would make sense for it to be in ZA.

>>720305672
Maybe this fucker was right after all.

>>720306016
i was reading up on his theories recently and his obsession with sex was not an exaggeration, every other line relates to libido or sex in some way

>>720305861
>I thought her Arceus form sucked
yes, she sucked my dick until i came many times.

>>720306016
>accidentally let slip that I think freud had the right idea for the most part
>in front of family
>nervously walk it back
>still got double glances

>>720306358
>accidentally let slip that I think freud had the right idea for the most part
Literally the most Freudian a Freudian Slip could ever fucking be if true.

>>720306358
what kinda conversation were you having in front of your family such that freud would even be brought up in the first place

>>720305861
>>720306176
>Only just realized "Arceus form" referred to her Hisuian form.
>Briefly imagined a fusion of Goodra with Arceus at first.
My dick could never be ready for the goo goddess.

>>720279937 (OP)
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTLX4VxTc0&list=RDyFTLX4VxTc0&start_radio=1

>>720287604
add eyelashes

>>720308691
any other changes sir

>>720308869
belly button

>>720308869
Half-shut eyes, smile, navel, horizontal line across the top of her belly where it meets her upper body, and an afterimage of her tail with action lines to imply it's wagging.

>>720308869
Requesting rounder

What do goodra smell like?

>>720309028
>>720309059
>>720309604
surely the shape cannot get sexier than this

>>720294478
Would you rather have a breedable Goodra gf, or a mechanical army?

>>720311016
That's certainly sexier, but I think more roundness would make her hotter

>>720311016
give her slight booba, and then have her touch her hands together to cover them.

>>720308869
I like the autism body type but HATE excessive fatness and inflation. Am I safe?

>>720311543
Not allowed, sorry. You're going into the cube.

>>720311016
Maybe a maid outfit, since Za is set in France

fine day

>>720310974
Mint jelly and rubber

>>720311016
draw her farting

>>720312642
based

>>720312642
Careful Icarus

Talk about a downgrade

>>720308869
sex
>>720311016
SEX

>>720314482
Anon, she's just shy.

>>720311016
Just need titties, sweat and steam coming off

>>720279937 (OP)
>tfw no irl goodra companion

I'd like dynamax female Goodra to ub or av me while she giggles

>>720316058
>titties
not on my pokemon

>wake up in the morning
>there's no pear shaped toon monster taking up 80% of the bed and holding me against him, his stomach softly grumbling in his sleep
why even live

FACT: Goodra is semisolid and any contact risks getting absorbed into them

>>720306358
Freud was the biggest pseud faggot ever. Your family probably just thought you were retarded, which you are.

>>720317091
They're also described as having a thick layer of fat underneath their slime per the pokedex. It ain't going through them, they just slide right off. They're also pretty damn indestructable.

>>720317091
oh no how terrible haha

How much would it hurt to have a goodra hit your cock at blank point while she's sitting on your face?

>>720288829
I wonder how the goodra poster is doing now

>>720316312
>>720317015
>Pokedex entry in Sun: An amazingly friendly Pokémon, but if left to itself, loneliness overcomes it, and it oozes gooey tears.
>We're sad they can't be real.
>THEY'RE ALSO sad they can't be real.
Indescribable amount of depression I'm now feeling.

>>720317413
god i wish that were me

It's very friendly toward people. If you grow close to it, Goodra will hug you with its sticky, slime-covered body. Don't get mad.

>>720319643
Why would anyone get mad about being hugged?

>>720319907
all of your clothes are soaked with slime

*exhale*

PAIZURI

>>720319986
Nothing wrong with that. Goodra is cute and deserves those hugs.

>>720320059
belly paizuri?

>>720320137
I like the humiliation factor to that. That someone’s so big and fat their belly can be used in that way.

>>720306358
Kikes invented autism btw and it gives lazy people an excuse.

>>720321962
I don't think extra beatings would have fixed you.

>>720322294
>jews criticized
>first thought the person being beat as a child
The kike mind is a repulsive place.

>>720322557
My thoughts went to you never being beat as a child actually.

>>720279937 (OP)
test

>>720322851
??? No shit? And?

>>720323158
That's the complete opposite of what I was accused of.

>>720323405
Its genuinely like talking to an npc. Holy shit youre retarded.

>>720318384
do you think she'd romantically anal vore me

>>720323405
>>720323848
shut it you two, we're here to jack off to autism pear dragons, not get into petty squabbles over who did/didn't get beaten as kids

>>720323848
>t. /pol/-drone

>>720317015
i'm learning lucid dreaming as a band-aid, life is too boring as it stands

>>720324003
And when all else fails... name call. The last resort in the vile jew's arsenal.

>>720317789
No seriously, I need to know from someone who play the games.

>>720324003
>>720324345

I once did a roleplay with an AI bot where I was an Audino and I was with a Goodra bot and the whole gimmick was that we were in this weird size-changing field and we became extremely tall extremely obese giantesses it was pretty cool

>>720279937 (OP)
How can you even hope to satisfy that without an 8x6 dick brehs?

>>720317396
Swallowed up and secure and Safe inside them...

>>720323961
spank me daddy

>>720325231
Never to leave, to ever be unsafe again...

>>720325153
She's not gigantic is she?
Anyhow, it could very well be that their genital to body mass ratio is favorable.
Your average human dick could be exactly what the doctor ordered anon, don't lose hope.

>new console
>new games
>tendies still spam porn threads
range block Nintendo indians
they aren't here for gaming, but to spread the Jewish agenda

>>720311016
https://files.catbox.moe/cj10m6.png

>>720325980
SEX

>>720292797
>>720311016
>deleted
fatfag drawfag got banned...
it's fucking over....

even in these retarded threads I never get a response
i hate all of you.
fuck goodra and fuck the autism body type. good thing no one here will breed.

>>720326448
he wouldn't have gotten banned if it were dalle slop

>>720326448
It seems they were just deleted I didn't get banned............yet

>>720325153
Bellyrubbing, oral, and fullbody insertion/vore stupid.

>>720325153
You have an arm don't you?

Goodra is cool and all, but what about...

>>720326894
I want a Gourdra.

>>720326452
based.
fuck these posters and their obesity fetish

>>720326448
just wait 20 years and every single media will be posted with a catbox link

>>720326452
what was your post

>>720314482
no way, they're both sexy.

>>720324464
Anyone?

Post gigantamax goodra with loud sloshing noises right now

>>720325153
Anon, goodra are like 6 feet tall, and If pokemon are anything like animals then goodra last like 10 seconds. You'll be fine.

>>720299336
This but either
>non_fatal_vore
>all_the_way_through

>>720334339
You've got it mixed up. all_the_way_through is the tag for when a cock is big enough to come out the other end. full_tour is what you want.

>>720325153
Missionary or lift her tail retard.

>>720326531
Saars are getting jealous

>>720325153
easily
vagina doesn't scale that hard with woman size
Give her an extra foot of height and she maybe, MAYBE, gets an extra inch of depth but the densest nerve clusters are still not more than 3 inches from the entrance

>>720326894
Powerful

>>720279937 (OP)
>why Goodra is so fat?