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Anonymous No.720297152 >>720297209 >>720297429 >>720297654 >>720297712 >>720297734 >>720297864 >>720298270 >>720298694 >>720298714 >>720299019 >>720299128 >>720299190 >>720299796 >>720300981 >>720302016 >>720303053 >>720303145 >>720303491 >>720303580 >>720304296 >>720304696 >>720307202 >>720307918 >>720313184 >>720313812 >>720315142 >>720315404
How badly do you regret getting this?
Anonymous No.720297209 >>720298059 >>720301081 >>720304453 >>720306156 >>720307646
>>720297152 (OP)
I don't.
Next.
Anonymous No.720297429
>>720297152 (OP)
Anyone buying this thing right now before a good amount of games are on it was a fan boy who was gonna accept it no matter what.
Anonymous No.720297549 >>720314085
played a bunch of mario kart world the flipped it for what I payed for. I got to say I feel like an idiot, thank god somebody else was gagging for the switch 2 to take it off my hands
Anonymous No.720297637
If nothing interesting is announced at the Direct I'm selling. Mario Kart was fun for 200 hours but my interest faded now
Anonymous No.720297654 >>720303580
>>720297152 (OP)
About as bad as you shitting up the board with threads like this 24/7. So not at all.
Anonymous No.720297712 >>720298171 >>720298231 >>720298336 >>720299101 >>720303767
>>720297152 (OP)
THREE of the Top 5 games of the year are Switch 2 exclusives. Not to mention bangers like Mario Kart World and Fast Fusion.

Another Top game of the year, Silksong, is best played on Switch 2.

Metroid Prime 4 coming soon.

If you don't have a Switch 2 you're missing out on some of the best games in the world. Feels good watching OP shit blood.
Anonymous No.720297734 >>720297954 >>720298882 >>720300861 >>720303053 >>720307003 >>720309605
>>720297152 (OP)
How bad did you regret buying a PS5?
Anonymous No.720297864
>>720297152 (OP)
I buy all American consoles, thank you BlackRock sama!
Anonymous No.720297954 >>720298281
>>720297734
Not at all? Why would anyone? It is getting the latest releases almost every week. We just got Silksong a week ago and Borderlands 4 just came out.
Anonymous No.720298059
>>720297209
>Next.
He so does
Anonymous No.720298171 >>720298547
>>720297712
>Metroid Prime 4 coming soon
Anonymous No.720298231 >>720303580
>>720297712
MODS DELETE THIS
Anonymous No.720298270
>>720297152 (OP)
We'll see after this direct
Anonymous No.720298281 >>720298348 >>720298520 >>720304007
>>720297954
>It is getting the latest releases almost every week. We just got Silksong a week ago and Borderlands 4 just came out.
Also on other platforms, again what PS5 has to offer that others don't?
Anonymous No.720298336 >>720299034 >>720303179
>>720297712
>old games
>top of the year
Kek, Nintendo cultists are a whole different breed of retard.
Anonymous No.720298348 >>720303430
>>720298281
Actual good graphics and stable framerates.
Anonymous No.720298520
>>720298281
Other platforms except the Slop 2...
Yuzu and Steam Deck raped you.
Anonymous No.720298547 >>720298715 >>720298746
>>720298171
Reminder that the game still isn't finished because it's not rated in Germany yet, which requires the game be completed before they will rate it. It takes a few months to rate it, so Prime 4 is 100% not coming out this year.
Anonymous No.720298694
>>720297152 (OP)
Anyone who bought this either was too young to remember the Switch 1 release or too stupid to keep their money. I'll wait for v2, maybe, if it isn't worse than v1.
Anonymous No.720298714 >>720298860
>>720297152 (OP)
>Nintendo Direct announced
>Snoy jeet seethe bunker thread created
Like pottery
Anonymous No.720298715 >>720298952
>>720298547
>because it's not rated in Germany yet (schizo headcanon)
Are you the same insider who claimed Xenoblade trilogy was coming to PC during Gamescom? I'll be playing Metroid Prime 4 this year on my Switch 2.
Anonymous No.720298746 >>720298961
>>720298547
Why are you talking out of your ass? You know literally nothing.
Anonymous No.720298860
>>720298714
>3rd party direct announced
>Olímpio already crashing out over the next GF going multiplat
KWAB!
Anonymous No.720298882
>>720297734
A bit, got it used from THE MOTHERFUCKING GAMESTOP for a discount, but the only games I played on it were Bloodborne and Visions of Mana. Good games, but not worth the console price.
Anonymous No.720298952 >>720299039 >>720307560
>>720298715
>I'll be playing Metroid Prime 4 this year on my Switch 2
I'll be playing it on the Switch 2 emulator, I hope it's better than the last one.
Anonymous No.720298961
>>720298746
He's one of the Resetera tranny "pattern insider" fags. They thought ARMS/Mario Kart developer was going to make ARMS 2 a launch title for Switch 2 because of "pattern recognition". The Switch OLED Dock had a firmware update function that went unused, it was not a magic 4K device. Fire Emblem 4 remake is one of the oldest insider circlejerks too. He thinks that Nintendo games have to be leaked first on country rating associations (ESRB, PETI) before they are close to retail release. Insiders larpers and schizos ( trannies from reddit gaming rumors and resetera) are that crazy.
Anonymous No.720299019
>>720297152 (OP)
thankfully i decided to wait for the switch 2 lite, which will be like 2027 at the earliest
Anonymous No.720299034
>>720298336
botw/totk at 4k60fps are totally different beasts, I tried playing totk on og sw and couldn't be bothered to finish it. Then played it on pc at 4k60 and had a fucking blast, now tendies can do that natively on sw2.
Anonymous No.720299039
>>720298952
Thank you for announcing you'll be pirating console games in 2030 on your Switch 2 PC emulator, PC Vegan! Living up to your Pleddit PCMR vegan fame!
Anonymous No.720299101
>>720297712
Nintendo cultists rating every game in the 90s because of buyers cope don't make them good
Anonymous No.720299119
Seriously one of my favorite systems ever. Don't hate.
Also checkum
Anonymous No.720299128
>>720297152 (OP)
Yeah haven’t played it much since launch mainly on my ps5 or my Xbox for gamepass. I’m sure I’ll get my use out of it over the years
Anonymous No.720299190 >>720299631 >>720302535
>>720297152 (OP)
99%
I bought not games for it. I'm waiting for it to get hacked, even a hard mod but it seems really unlikely.

I will never buy a nintendo game.
Anonymous No.720299631 >>720300972
>>720299190
so edgy whoooaa
Anonymous No.720299796
>>720297152 (OP)
not at all. I've played it every day since I got it.
Anonymous No.720300761 >>720303735
Not at all. Do your regret not going to college for a good degree and getting an upper middle class job?
Anonymous No.720300861
>>720297734
Got a PS5 pro and yeah I'd say I do. I loved astrobot but now it mainly gets used by my gf to play Infinity Nikki.
Anonymous No.720300972
>>720299631
There is nothing edgy about not wanting to pay money for a fucking video game you faggot queer. I'm not boycotting Nintendo I just don't think their games are worth the cost.
Anonymous No.720300981
>>720297152 (OP)
0%

It has been fun so far.
The only underwhelming thing has been the Key Card shit.
Anonymous No.720301081
>>720297209
What he said. Though in my case it's because I didn't get one. Can't regret getting something I didn't get.
Anonymous No.720302016
>>720297152 (OP)
Not at all. I bought it early so I don't have to think about getting it later. I'm content to just do Nintendo + PC like I always have, and be able to get new Nintendo games as they come without worrying about nabbing a console.
Anonymous No.720302535 >>720302662
>>720299190
Probably gonna be awhile before there any software hacks. Might be a mod chip in a year or two
Anonymous No.720302662 >>720303532
>>720302535
Delusion if you actually believe that. This thing isn't getting hacked anytime soon. Nintendo went scorched earth on this iteration
Anonymous No.720303053
>>720297152 (OP)
None.
>>720297734
Also none. Plus, I don't think that OP (brazilianfag) doesn't even own a PS5
Anonymous No.720303145 >>720303819
>>720297152 (OP)
every seethe thread like this mades me love the system more and more
Anonymous No.720303179
>>720298336
There is never ending supply of 8 year olds to buy nintendo junk, they never played those fames.
Anonymous No.720303246
'Caco thread
Anonymous No.720303385 >>720303508
DID YOU RECEIVE LEGAL PERMISSION FROM NINTENDO OR ITS LAWYER TO POST OPINIONS CRITICAL OF NINTENDO (TM)?
Oh youve done it now dumbass
CEASE AND DESIST!
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A THREAD CONCERNING A NINTENDO PRODUCT WITHOUT DIRECT AUTHORIZATION/PERMISSION FROM NINTENDO TO DO SO.
HERE AT NINTENDO WE SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE.
WE SUE FANGAMES.
WE SUE MODDERS.
WE SUE COMPETITION.
WE EVEN FUCKIN SUE CHARITIES.
WE ABSOLUTELY SUE OUR FANS.
PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE CUZ OUR LAWYERS ARE PREPARING TO FUCK YOU TO GODDAMN DEATH IN THE COURTROOM BITCH.
WE'RE GONNA SUE YOUR SORRY ASS SO HARD YOUR FUCKING GREAT GRANDKIDS WILL OWE US MONEY!
Anonymous No.720303430 >>720303838
>>720298348
I can get that on PC, also
>stable framerates.
Lol
Anonymous No.720303491
>>720297152 (OP)
My last nintendo console was the Gamecube.
Anonymous No.720303508
>>720303385
Uh oh meltie!
Anonymous No.720303532 >>720303823
>>720302662
They already went scorched earth on Switch 1, if you don't have a first-gen system with the joycon rail panic-handler then you're pretty much forced to solder in a modchip to get hack access. To my knowledge there's still no method of ACE on Switch 2, let alone an entrypoint for it.
Anonymous No.720303580 >>720304126
>>720297152 (OP)
I would sell it if I didn’t sell my regular Switch. There’s no need for a 2. It will take years for it to be worthwhile, and for what? Ports? Nintendo doesn’t even innovate anymore. It’s been pumping out sequels and rehashes since Iwata.

>>720297654
YES SIR! WE LIKE SWITCH 2 SIR! I’LL BUY ANOTHER ONE TO SUPPORT THE COMPANY, SIR!

>>720298231
You are a retard. Two of those came out on the previous console. But you knew that, didn’t you?
Anonymous No.720303735 >>720303920 >>720303929
>>720300761
>if you don’t buy a Nintendo Switch 2, you don’t have a degree or a good job
Holy shit, should I be worried? I have funds in a 401k, but if what you say is true, the unemployment rate is absurdly high. Markets will crash if people found out. Have you spoken to any outlets about this? We could be headed toward a recession or worse since most people don’t have a Switch 2.
Anonymous No.720303767
>>720297712
BOTW and TOTK are not S2 exclusives.
MK World is at 7 userscore. mid.
it has no game
Anonymous No.720303819
>>720303145
What do you like about it? (No re-releases or ports)
Anonymous No.720303823 >>720303972
>>720303532
Yeah that's what I meant, for the switch 2 I don't think they will even get to the point of modding to begin with. I remember reading a thread last year on gbatemp from one of the main modders of the switch scene and he was stating that it was looking to be impossible this gen.
Anonymous No.720303838 >>720303985 >>720303998
>>720303430
PC is hacker filled and doesnt get GTA 6 on release. Also it costs 4x what a ps5 does and gets the same performance.
Anonymous No.720303920 >>720304474
>>720303735
>since most people don’t have a Switch 2.
Woah, a 3 month old console isn't owned by most people, holy discovery anon!

Still the fastest selling system ever made.
Anonymous No.720303929 >>720304249
>>720303735
>if you don’t buy a Nintendo Switch 2, you don’t have a degree or a good job
If you're whinging about the value of the switch 2, you're poor. Sorry tranny.
Anonymous No.720303972 >>720305532
>>720303823
Back to the Good Ol' Days (modchip to hack your system is mandatory)
Anonymous No.720303985 >>720304085
>>720303838
>GTA 6
>Unironically banking on ONE GAME

>and gets the same performance
Lmao, the average snoytard everyone.
Anonymous No.720303998 >>720304085
>>720303838
PS5 emulator. We'll get to play whatever is worth of GTA6 from that assuming it is worth a shit. Multiplayer GTA is for faggots and wallet bleeders.
Anonymous No.720304007 >>720304060 >>720304063 >>720304223
>>720298281
It can play a lot of AAA/third party games and multiplayer at 120fps at a small fraction of the cost of an equivalent PC and it can play GTA 6 day 1 too. Also it got Astro Bot (better than any Mario game ever) and it actually has trophies. And Death Stranding 2.
Anonymous No.720304060
>>720304007
Shitpost or not I kinda hate Astro Bot just on principle that it's a museum for when Sony actually had anything worthwhile to offer on their system that wasn't also 20+ years old
Anonymous No.720304063 >>720304236
>>720304007
>Also it got Astro Bot (better than any Mario game ever)
The absolute state of play
Anonymous No.720304085 >>720304239 >>720304451
>>720303985
>>720303998
No you wont. The PC ego will have a day of reckoning. Its just the way it is.
Anonymous No.720304126
>>720303580
uh oh melty incoming
Anonymous No.720304172
Nintendo first party games aren't even that good anymore. If you willingly play multiplats on a switch you're brain-dead. Something is really wrong with Nintendo people.

They aren't gamers per say they are just Nintendo people.
Anonymous No.720304223 >>720304308
>>720304007
>It can play a lot of AAA/third party games and multiplayer at 120fps
What is this retard talking about? A PS5 can barely keep 60 fps on "Performance Mode".
Anonymous No.720304236 >>720304316
>>720304063
>tendie seething because he has no trophy to get
Anonymous No.720304239 >>720304419
>>720304085
>The PC ego will have a day of reckoning. Its just the way it is.
>This is revenge
Anonymous No.720304249 >>720304338
>>720303929
Wait, so 99% of the population is transgender for not having a Switch 2? Doesn’t this have massive ramifications for society?
Anonymous No.720304296
>>720297152 (OP)
Why would I regret it? It plays tendie games that I'm going to buy at full price for the next seven years or so.
Anonymous No.720304308
>>720304223
PS5 has a 120hz mode where it gets 120fps in titles like Call of Duty, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, etc. I think there are quite a lot more as well
Anonymous No.720304316 >>720304519
>>720304236
Yawn
Anonymous No.720304338 >>720304549
>>720304249
>Wait, so 99% of the population is transgender for not having a Switch 2?
Only the ones bitching and moaning.
Anonymous No.720304340 >>720304506
>macaco thread
-1 Karma to Sony
Anonymous No.720304419
>>720304239
I mean its something you have to consider, PC fan or not. The PC vegans are going to be shaking when theyre missing out on something that their 5090s cant run meanwhile a base PS5 can.

Numbers here, numbers there, you cant run it.
Anonymous No.720304421
>inb4 Astro Bot won GOY of the Year posts and images
Anonymous No.720304451
>>720304085
based bucbreaking the PC vegan fighting spirit with the one game they can never have. GTA6.
Anonymous No.720304453
>>720297209
cope
Anonymous No.720304474 >>720304576
>>720303920
You just said people who don’t think Switch 2 is a good value are poor/unemployed/etc. Given that most people don’t have a Switch 2, you’re saying most people are poor. This is a big deal for the global financial system. Do you not know anything about how markets or investments work?
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.720304506
>>720304340
We need to rename the Brazilian anti-Nintendo glowie.
Anonymous No.720304519 >>720304603 >>720304758
>>720304316
Astro bot had a higher user score. Also had full haptics, trophies, and good resolution and graphics.
Anonymous No.720304549 >>720306406
>>720304338
Okay, so if you choose not to buy a Switch 2, BUT you only say that to yourself and not others, you’re cisgendered? But if you say publicly why you choose not to buy one, you’re transgender?

What if I started asking people why they don’t have one? Would that cause our trans numbers to skyrocket?
Anonymous No.720304560
depends on the september direct
Anonymous No.720304576 >>720304969
>>720304474
Wait, so you're telling me Nintendo has already produced +150M Nintendo Switch 2™ systems in advance?

Because according to your logic, if more people can get the console then they could easily find it right?
Anonymous No.720304603
>>720304519
and shit gameplay
Anonymous No.720304696 >>720304805
>>720297152 (OP)
Didn't get one but I'm part of my local smash scene so I'm just dreading the fucking day I need to get the shit tablet
Anonymous No.720304758 >>720304920
>>720304519
>User score
>Meaning anything

>trophies
Lmao, desperate snoy, keep coping tho
Anonymous No.720304805 >>720305256
>>720304696
Maybe play better fighting games???
Anonymous No.720304920 >>720305135
>>720304758
Critics will rate bad games higher than most people do. People are usually by far more reliable and accurate.
Anonymous No.720304969
>>720304576
That’s up to you. Do YOU think that? Sounds like you do.
Anonymous No.720305135
>>720304920
>trusting user scores at all
>when anyone can just make a bullshit review without any proof they ever touched a game
Anonymous No.720305256 >>720305391 >>720305598
>>720304805
But I don't want to play Smash OR fighting games. I want to drink margaritas and smoke weed out back with my local smash scene
Anonymous No.720305391
>>720305256
get a life loser
Anonymous No.720305532
>>720303972
Even mod chip seems like it will be a pain in the ass. They really locked this down and are offering bounties to any hacker who finds anything.
Anonymous No.720305572
Never buying one. I know the investment for Nintendo consoles are always obscenely high. All the unseen costs pile up quick.
Anonymous No.720305598
>>720305256
Sounds like you need better outside activities
Anonymous No.720305637 >>720305828
Regret?
Not for something actually getting games.
Anonymous No.720305828 >>720306103 >>720306195 >>720306715
>>720305637
Didn’t they spend like 10 minutes on Just Dance in the last one? If anything longer just means more filler with Nintendo. Like the Kirby direct where the spend 5 minutes explaining how to press the A button
Anonymous No.720306103
>>720305828
Considering they had a partner direct along with an indie world, I doubt they will clog up too much of the run time with the usual tripe since most of that was knocked out already. I'm not gonna hedge any big hopes on any particular announcement, but I can reasonably say that it should be pretty decent announcements.
Anonymous No.720306156
>>720297209
Fpbp
Anonymous No.720306195
>>720305828
Specific game directs often use their time going into detail for things. Kirby was unconventional for being a single button game so a control overview would mean doing exactly that.

Also the just dance segment took exactly 1 minute. https://www.youtube.com/live/T-9mHP826oQ?si=AOONYgQ1-vt2mAS9&t=1812
Anonymous No.720306406 >>720309362
>>720304549
You sound trans in either case, you go sister!
Anonymous No.720306715
>>720305828
>Didn’t they spend like 10 minutes on Just Dance in the last one?
No. Did your friend on Bluesky tell you otherwise?
Anonymous No.720306934
Anonymous No.720307003
Not at all. I've played Mario Kart a bunch, already enjoyed both Wind Waker and F-Zero a ton in the GameCube collection, it makes Pokemon Violet run amazingly. I need to play more Bravely Default and will be getting Kirby too.

>>720297734
I don't. I used it every day for years until like a few months ago. Going to use it again for Yotei soon but also played a bit of Dragon's Crown on it recently as well.

Will never understand you people who buy consoles and are then disappointed. You have access to the internet to post here, you know exactly what is on these things, how are you ending up disappointed? Are you fucking stupid? How are you ending up disappointed in a device when you can google it and know whether it'll be worth it or not to you?
Anonymous No.720307202
>>720297152 (OP)
Didn't buy it, but the direct may change things
Anonymous No.720307560
>>720298952
>hates the Switch and Nintendo but constantly begs for emulators
Sounds like PCfags
Anonymous No.720307646
>>720297209
snoysissies...
Anonymous No.720307918 >>720308101
>>720297152 (OP)
I never buy underpowered hardware.
Anonymous No.720308101 >>720308679 >>720309452
>>720307918
>pc fag who spent 2k+ on a PC that doesnt even have the power to run S2 games or GTA 6
Anonymous No.720308679 >>720308870
>>720308101
(not that alien)
What's S2?
Anonymous No.720308870 >>720309065
>>720308679
Switch 2
Anonymous No.720309065
>>720308870
Aaaah. Silly me.
Anonymous No.720309362 >>720313492
>>720306406
YES SIR! I WILL TAKE ESTROGEN AND PLAY SWITCH 2 SIR! I will put estrogen in the water supply because most people have chosen not to buy one, sir!
Anonymous No.720309452
>>720308101
The shit 2 can barely run anything lmao
Anonymous No.720309580 >>720309731
outsold the steam deck in a week
Anonymous No.720309605 >>720313750
>>720297734
>How bad did you regret buying a PS5?

A lot, it's actually the thing that convinced me not to buy a Switch 2. Consoles are just PCs with training wheels now and the exclusives aren't worth it
Anonymous No.720309731 >>720312263
>>720309580
Normies don't want it. Its fucked.
Anonymous No.720312263
>>720309731
What do they want then
Anonymous No.720312792
SAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.720313184
>>720297152 (OP)
if 1 was not at all and 10 was seering coping seething regret I've never experienced before then I'd say probably like a 4/10
mostly feel like I could have just picked one up later, I didn't need to get it on release day
Anonymous No.720313492
>>720309362
Aren't you already? I assumed you were from your catty girlish passive aggression.
Anonymous No.720313750
>>720309605
Nintendo has the only exclusives remotely worth it anon.
Anonymous No.720313812
>>720297152 (OP)
Not at all.
Anonymous No.720314085
>>720297549
Who the fuck is buying these at full price second hand? The Walmart by my house always has stock whenever I go there.
Anonymous No.720315142
>>720297152 (OP)
I don't. I regret replying to this thread thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.720315404
>>720297152 (OP)
Not at all. I use it daily.

Screen sucks tho