Thread 720302116

heh

Is he gonna rape spy?

>>720302465
no he's gonna have passionate hot consenting sex with the "engineer"

it's so fun singlehandedly cucking every method the enemy team has to take down a sentry nest, whenever I see a particularly competent engineer I'll go homewrecker and babysit and it's always a lock
>airblast explosive spam back over a wall and rack kills
>airblast ubers over a ledge and feel their cortisol shoot up through the screen
>m1 in circles
>all of the above constantly fed by a dispenser
>delete sappers on demand when the engineer gets picked and spies think they can go full reckless retard
>increasing amount of rage spies and one-minded demos suicide bombing into the nest only weakens the enemy team's actual offensive capabilities so they crumble instead of galvanizing

>>720302116 (OP)
This makes it look gay as fuck

>>720302558
it's always impregnation but they never show the pregnancy..

ERECTIN’

>>720302889
Would the children look like anubis? Or like dogs with 4x human legs? And female dogs have multiple pups. While humans usually have just one at a time, multiple are possible so would that woman have a whole litter?

>>720303070
women and dogs cannot have children together

>>720303164
not with that attitude.

>>720302116 (OP)
you just know

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>720303876
if anything valve won goodwill from me for dropping artifact like a hot stone when they saw how pissed people were about its existence

>>720302558
Best post ITT

>>720302583
>Having sex with your teammate
>You thrust too hard
>They take a point of damage
>YFW

is this the thread?

>>720305749
Perhaps. Define which "thread" are you refering to.

>>720304064
Who complains about the bonk? That's the most inoffensive weapon in the game

>>720307223
>ding
>dingdingDINGDINGDINGDING
>...
>the enemy has taken our intelligence
>DINGDINGDING
>the enemy has dropped our intelligence

red or blue?

>>720308350
>scout thst can aim effectively teleports to your backlines and starts spawn camping

>>720310085
red won

>>720310879
gunpowder and malt alcohol drenched hands typed this post

>>720310085
Neither.
I cover them up with my spray of my waifu

>>720312563
who? i spray sentry girls

>>720302116 (OP)
I miss when TF2 memes were their own thing and not just
>Popular thing, but with TF2 characters!

>>720313580
thank bronies for popularizing the notion of painting memes with your fandom to co-opt them

>>720313580
The only good TF2 meme is buff mercs

>>720313580
I miss when mom was alive

>>720315140
hmm

sex with mumbling latex abominations

>>720304064
>Equips DDS
Ok

>>720314238
I miss video games

>>720317127
But how?

>>720302736
Love to hate this kind of gameplay from the other side. As a demo nothing is more satisfying than a proper back-and-forth with a sentry nest manned by a competent engi and/or guarded by a competent team player (not necessarily pyro).

>>720302736
>delete sappers on demand when the engineer gets picked and spies think they can go full reckless retard
>go extra full reckless retard and pull out my revolver on the sentry
Works 25% of the time.

>>720318661
Very Carefully

>>720302736
>a singular opponent with a brain recognizes that (you) are the leg keeping the table standing and shreds you as a first priority during the uber
It only works against idiots, but if theyre stacking spy they certainly are idiots.

>>720302736
As an engineerfag thank you for your service

>>720318960
Nobody expects the spy to go full crackhead the instant his cover is blown. You can get away with so much shit with your revolver

>>720310085
>sign69

>>720317127
>latex
Fire retardant fabric that's baggy and not at all latexy

>>720320976
>baggy
That's just part of the illusion, silly

>>720303070
would think it would be a mixed species mutt, partialy human with fur and paws. the anubis route would sound nice too, if we're talking about the dog having dominant genese over her human ones then I hope he would make her have a whole litter

My favorite weapon is the loch-n-load.

It's less reliable than stock grenade launcher but when it hits, things blow up.

>>720302116 (OP)
sex with pyro

>>720302736
I refuse to do so out of the mere fact i refuse to allow an aimbot get kills for me (refuse to play engineer well of 98% the time) and i refuse to let engiecucks watch their aimbot contribute to the team for them (refuse to pybro)
If youre not here to get into harms way to contribute (lookon at you too sniper) why not go play something more gay and passive like cod or cs?

>>720302736
This isn't what cucking means.
eugh

>>720321345
Loch isn't better for damage unless you are bullying engineer buildings specifically.
Loose Cannon is the sleeper hit thats worse than stock in most situations where but doesn't matter because donks feel so good to land, especially multihit donks and juggles.

>>720321450
>I refuse to do so out of the mere fact i refuse to allow an aimbot get kills for me (refuse to play engineer well of 98% the time)
let me tell you how to play engineer
>equip gun slinger (fun slinger)
>build teleporter for your bro's
>build mini sentry in a corner somewhere
>run in and fight like normal since you still have a perfectly good shotgun and pistol and 150 health
do you know what you can do with 200 fucking pistol rounds? in the words of /tg/, that's a whole lot of diddley

>>720313358
Sentry girls?

>>720302736
>>720321510
If anything, the sentry is the one doing the cucking to you getting the frags faggot lmfao

>>720310085
Blue. Those legs and that hair. Wew.

>>720321551
Now this guy gets it. The only time im playing engie is mvm or gunslinger/widowaker with no sentry gun.

>>720321587
oh my fucking god

>>720319460
BRRAAAAPPPPPPP

>>720321450
Frag-obsessed scrublord.

Look at this thing.

>>720321923
Sex

>>720321837
>uses frag-obsessed as an insult
>calls other people scrublord
Found the faggot who convinces themseleves they "contributed" by bottom fragging with engie or pyro.

when's the hallowee'en update
any workshop sloppa already known?

>>720321923
shake it around, throw it at the wall, leave it in a dirty corner and let it get covered in dog hair

>>720322625
>not filling it with milk first

>>720313580
>he doesn't remember when 'normal comic, but character was actually a spy!' was the peak of TF2 humor

>>720322668
milk and dog hair is too far

>>720322156
Valve’s usual Halloween clockwork starts ticking mid-to-late October, so expect Scream Fortress to vomit its corpse back up around the 25th like always. As for workshop slop, it’s the usual split between either another cursed bread baby hat or “Scout got into Fortnite again.” Saw one submission that was just Spy wearing a Fleshlight on his head with lore. It's bleak.

>>720321923
this nigga would be sticky and crusty if i got my hands on him

>>720322098
Yes, yes, you're a very brave tiny fisted baby.

fat pyro cosmetic when

>>720302583
male to male
shaft to shaft

>>720318661
rub your dick against his massive bulge

>>720318661
As Pyro is essentially just a living mass of solid material, he can form a hole or shaft as needed on the suit itself.

>>720323970
pyrocynical....

what genitals does a pyro have?

>>720324962
fat FEMpyro cosmetic when

>>720325219
It depends on what secondary you have equipped.

>>720310085
I always wondered who these women are in real life.

>>720324678
haha what if some of that material somehow managed to stick to you, spreading all over you until you get forced class changed into another pyro

>>720325550
That's Puro, not Pyro. You're a letter off.

>>720325232
Me...

>>720302736
>badwater, RED
>team getting eaten alive by competent kunai spy
>pushed back to final point because we can’t hold a position for two minutes without being crippled from behind
>decide to sacrifice my personal honour and switch to pyro exclusively to stop this one dude
>ignore all other stimuli, never even see the front lines again for the whole match
>even juggle him with airblast a couple of times
>win
It’s as simple as that, folks. Don’t let them cow you by telling you that switching to pyro is a bitch move - it is, but it’s also a valid and effective tactic that takes very little skill compared to the spy.

>>720302116 (OP)
nortubel tier comic

>>720302736
good luck reflecting 2 of these when I come flying in at mach 3

>>720327821
>builds indoors
Hoowee, makin’ demonigger corpses

>>720326684
belly

>>720321541
>but doesn't matter because donks feel so good to land
Valve nerfs its projectile speed so bad that you can just sticky spam and get the same result.

>>720321510
I disrespect actual cuckoldry by arbitrarily utilizing the word as slang and muddying down its actual meaning like "boomer"

>>720302116 (OP)
It’s funny how people universally act like Spy counters Engineer when it’s the other way around in 99% of cases. In order for Spy to kill Engineer, he needs to:
1. Be either outside Sentry gun range or right next to it while also behind it.
2. Backstab the Engineer and then immediately sap it if you’re doing the approach option
3. Make sure the class who has an enemy detector machine is distracted, and for said class to not have the bring teammates to him machine teleport a teammate over to him
4. And for so long as he isn’t using the YER (the most punishing and arguably worst knife) needs to remove the engineer before anyone else because said class’s sentry gun instantly vaporizes him as soon as he stabs anyone near the sentry (which is most of the time because engineer has teleporters, dispencers, and sentries)
5. When sapping a sentry, needs to also prepare to be hunted down immediately because the sapper alerts the engineer and is really loud
6. Pray the enemy team only has 1 engineer
Once he does that, he can beat an engineer, die immediately after and said engineer just respawns and builds the nest again anyways.

>>720328530
meanwhile in 99% of games:
>uncloak
>engineer is deaf/afk
>stab and sap because sentry has to turn around to start shooting
>leave and repeat a few minutes later

>>720328459
If only there wasn't this particular side-effect where everyone constantly uses it now.

>>720328530
I mean, spy was very clearly intended to be an engineer counter since he has an inventory slot dedicated to an item that's literally only usable vs engineers, so I can't blame people for acting like he's an engineer counter even if he's shit at it most of the time.
>Once he does that, he can beat an engineer, die immediately after and said engineer just respawns and builds the nest again anyways.
If the spy actually manages to get a nest down though that's a huge win for the spy. It takes far longer for an engineer to get a nest up from zero than it does for the spy to respawn.

>>720328530
>not having a spy squad

>>720328039
Living suit belly is important

>>720304064
ambassador hasn't been a decent counter since it got nerfed

>>720329043
This but Fempyro

>>720328238
airbursts don't give the same visceral feeling, nor can they delete light classes that get too close to you like the LC can.

>can't throw sappers like in Meet the Spy
Sorry eh

>>720302736
why do you ruin multiplayer games?

>>720328905
Spy isn't designed to be a counter to Engineer. The sapper's existence is a compensation for the fact that he would be completely unable to operate behind enemy lines if it didn't exist.
It also parallels Spy's original counterplay to engineers: just chuck a couple grenades at his shit while disguised. TFC's sentries weren't nearly as strong but Spy still needed a way to deal with them since he didn't have the ability to go invisible, just lie down on the floor and hope people don't notice the "corpse"

>>720329538
He's just playing for his team.

>>720329458
No, fempyro sucks

>>720329458
Pregernent or just fat?

>>720328905
>I mean, spy was very clearly intended to be an engineer counter since he has an inventory slot dedicated to an item that's literally only usable vs engineers
Thing is, Spy would be literally useless without the sapper. With Sentries up, Spy just instantly dies when he backstabs anyone. All of Spy’s anti-sentry tools exist so Spy can even do his job at all.

>>720329930
silence, homo

>>720329598
kek

>>720329930
fempyro sucks my dick

>>720302736
>Autistically make my life mission to harrass the nest until it goes down or i get the perfect oppening for my team to stomp you
Nothing personal furfag.

>>720321450
>Chad.jpg
>Terrible opinion
They should ban on sight any retard who uses those pics at this point.

>>720330413
um... xister???
your crockets?
>b-but I brought a shotg-
*m1s you with flamethrower*
teamwork > alle

>>720329979
First the latter
Then the former
Which then doubles up on the latter

>>720330934
based... so fucking based

KA-

>>720333013
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC

>>720307223
The comic isn't about any of those things being complained about, it's people not using the tools available while still complaining about sniper.

>>720310085
Blue.
>>720325321
Scouts Mom and Pyro's sidegig

>>720335256
i wish there was a cosmetic like that ingame, pyro needs a plain ol' jumpsuit (with bondage straps)
why does a harness make any outfit sexier?