Thread 720307667

>>720307667 (OP)
good.

>>720307667 (OP)
you've not cared before it was an anime girl
You'll stop caring once it stops being FOTM.
why pretend?

Did anyone ping the girls?

>>720307917
"why care about anything, if there was a time where you didn't care, and there will be a time when you no longer care?"
that is a really interesting take. do you really live by it?

More glue for the glue god.

gatchatranny gaslighting above

>>720308089
Go make 50 more rpg threads janny

>>720307667 (OP)
How many horses that are in the game are dead irl?

>>720308343
all because all uma musumes are trans and therefore have new identities

>>720307667 (OP)
Aww...it's nice that she got one last spurt of popularity before she passed.

>>720309348
>daww poor animal lets honor it
>posts porn of cartoon girl

>>720310136
It was the least lewd image I had. I only save porn pics.

Good thing my horse wife died decades ago so I never have to go through this

>>720307667 (OP)
Haru's up there with Golden Week in Heaven now.

>>720310703
*Special Week
I don't play/watch Uma Musume. I just fap to the horse girls.

>>720310769
>I don't play/watch Uma Musume. I just fap to the horse girls.
based

Not video games.

Take this gay shit back to /jp/ or something faggots.

>>720310996
/jp/ only cares about 2whos
uma love is universal

but yes the game is shit

>>720310564
holy shit bro
i thought these people were lame but shit

>>720308343
90%
you can only add a horse to the game after it already has a legacy they can build it's story around, so naturally they will be close to death if not dead already by the time they come into the game

>>720312068
some people are 100% serious about the waifu thing

okay I'm finally donezo
just please don't match me with whales cyjews

>>720313521
please don't queue with me

Can someone explain why Seiun Sky is meta?

>>720314671
Her inherited ability is good for front runners. It's only a slight advantage, but in racing across a thousand races, this sort of thing adds up.

Building speed on Mackween is fucking impossible with a 3/3 deck, if I get3 double speed rainbows in the entire career that's already lucky.

Staff are asking for a raise!

>>720315516
Use 9* spark stamina parents and 4/2?

>>720315668
I'm trying to get a Front build so I need a Seiun borrow, and I don't have good stam parents myself.

>>720314241
don't worry my dasca is pretty dumb she'll get blocked if there are lots of pace chasers in lobby

>>720308343
most of them, only retired horses are added to the game, the only ones alive that i can think of are Gold ship and Daiwa scarlet

>>720314671
her unique gives you last spurt acceleration and has an easy trigger condition
whoever has the best acceleration in the last spurt will always win

>>720307667 (OP)
Fuck im tired boss, i dont know if this golshi is good but i think im gonna use her as my ace for now.

>have a good McQueen for Pace
>have a good Gold Ship for End
Should I make a Wedding Maya for Late Surger or a Seiun Sky for Front? Is Front a meme this CM?

>>720316224
I've lost against Seiun Sky in test runs, it was a pretty whale-like Seiun, but it worries me now.

the /v/ clubs bickering and coup attempt larping were kinda funny to see

>>720316224
1 front is bad, 2 is good

>>720307667 (OP)
vaxx status?

>Look up the tag of an Uma I like on pixiv
>Choke full of generic AIslop garbage drowning everything else
I swear this shit wasn't that bad some months ago

rest in peace
there's a lot of rye grass in that big tracen academy in the sky

>>720305810
Someone sent a request and Oy neigh is full once again. Glad to have you, anon.

Imma have to sit this one out boys, I just don't have the Stamina cards (I have 0 MLB stam cards, SR included)

>>720307667 (OP)
>Gachaniggers overfed horse to death with donations
Crazy stuff

It’s pretty dumb that this game doesn’t let you race same character copies of your horses against each other.

So this is the new completely mentally insane brony plague of this board? Why don’t these tranny fucks threads get moved ?

surprisingly bits of jiggle here and there for a no lewd rule/culture

>>720317069
Yeah it would be nice if you could run the same umas against each other to at least see if some of them are clearly beating others. Having to enter everything into umalator instead is a pain.

>>720309348
I am glad that everybody loved her so much. I still remember how we all called grass wonder a fatass and then he died the next day :(

Does anyone have a tier list for all the star-sign tournaments or whatever they’re called? I saw one in the last thread

Just so you know Japan fucking suck at racing horses, or breeding them, practically anything to do with an horse.

>>720308343
Any horse foaled before 2006 save for a few and a couple foaled after 2006 like Vodka and (soon) Duramente.
Most of the Umas JP is getting now are alive, either fully retired or in breeding duty and they already got a couple of late 2010's - early 2020's horses in Uma form now.

>>720316703
Turn on the filter? I don't search by tags very often but I don't ever remember seeing sloppers trying to pass.

I know its cringe or whatever to be sad over a cute pink horsegirl or a silly little real life horse that i never met but i can't help it at all. Especially seeing that Doc of her real life and how much of hard life she had until she got to Matha Farm
It still hurts so much.
Animals are cool bros, we don't deserve them.

>>720308042
>the only thing that anon cares about is boobs

damn, my horses are mid this time around, still winning a few practice rooms, but it's looking rough

>>720317717
I don't even play this game either anon and I was sad too. Mostly because I saw people posting their pics of when they visited her irl. She was a sweet horse, very expressive eyes.

>>720317586
This but unironically
Only Italian and British horses are worth shit. Burgers can’t breed or train horses either.

>>720317586
But they have spirit and fun racing horse games. I don't care.

>>720317840
she really is a sweet horse

>>720308042
He's right though. Your "caring" is entirely performative. If there wasn't an anime character associated, you would not give less of a shit. And when the anime characters are no longer popular, you won't even bother to pretend. If your "emotion" is based on it getting seen by others, it's fake.

>>720307917
SPBP

>>720310564
lol. these people need god.

>>720318117
I’ve cared about Haru Urara since I saw her ESPN documentary.

>>720318117
I live rural and know people with horses and I get sad when they die. Getting sad about animal is not exclusive to this game.

>>720317717
It’s not even the first time something like this has happened here, only bitter faggots and newfag zoomers are complaining about anons mourning an animal

>>720316347
This. So much this.

>>720318214
Good thing japs only saw them as running slot machines, japa have zero horse culture

Testing a new Suzuka
51466737
Cancer cup
1/9
1 Uma per anon

>>720317586
>Pic
What's her name?

>>720317717
>Animals are cool bros, we don't deserve them.
So true bestie
>proceeds to slaughter underperforming horses and put under massive strain few successful ones
>that either leads to death on track
>or long-term strain that causes illness that leads to death

>>720318117
Psychopath here thinks he's got people figured out

>>720311316
imagine fucking taiki in an applebee's parking lot

>>720310703
literally none of the people in that image are in heaven since they did not do the very most basic thing required to be there, which is to believe in Jesus Christ as the Son of Man and your Savior who died for your sins on the cross then was raised by The Father from the dead 3 days after his death and now reigns up there together with him.

The three animals there are the only ones in Heaven since they go there by default. It's genuinely mind boggling how wrong most of these images are since you can clearly tell when they were made by people who don't even know how Heaven or Christianity works at all they just think "Uhh, person I liked cause of outward appearance and persona perception is in Heaven cus like.. uhh.. I just think they belong there lol. What? God's input on this? Lol, idc. this people are in Heaven for me, and they better be, because if not, i will be angry with God for not doing what i want".

>do a winning ticket run because i just got her to 3*
>all i can think of the whole run is BWEEEEH
DAAAAHHBYYYYYY
thanks, that one anon

Haven't played a Gold Ship career in at least a week or so because she always turns out terrible and I'm fucking sick of wrangling her, but I decided to give it one last go before Gemini Cup starts
>Hishiama dropped TWO Straightaway Spurt hints
>Tosho gave Charming in junior year
>Won every race
>Only about 3 mood down events, which I'm pretty sure is a new record; she usually gets at least 4 or 5 per run
>Plenty of good rainbows
>Got a fucking hot spring ticket again (this is the third goddamn ticket I've gotten while grinding Golshi runs, but I still haven't rolled one with most of the horses I actually like)
>Awful sparks as usual
Guess I'm obligated to put her on my team now. I hate her so much

>>720318371
3/9

>>720318475
Performative emotion is psychopath behaviour. You are not genuinely sad about a horse on the other side of the planet.

I did it, reddit! I beaten the game, again!

People are sad about a horse who lost 100 times in a row dying but not about Charlie Kirk dying, a man who had a wife and 2 kids?

>>720318532
That looks solid, should be A finals / B finals winner material.

>>720318480
Animals don't go to Heaven either since they don't have immortal souls like people do.

>>720318480
>literally none of the people in that image are in heaven since they did not do the very most basic thing required to be there, which is to believe in Jesus Christ as the Son of Man and your Savior who died for your sins on the cross then was raised by The Father from the dead 3 days after his death and now reigns up there together with him.
And your proof of this is…?

>>720318734
she's gonna make you touch "it"

i'm not going to make it

>>720318480
Maybe in the final judgment, based on their deeds while alive some passed in heaves, but beside this your post is true.

>>720318782
I was gonna say it's only been reported he's been shot but goddamn, having seen the video I'm pretty sure he's fucking dead. Charlie Kirk isn't video games and is 100% unrelated to Uma Musume, so this isn't the place to talk about how sad it is.

>>720318782
He is some what an asshole later in this year. There is a reason why Sulu, and not Kirk, was in the Lower Deck cameo. It doesn't help that they just shove Kirk in the STD IDW comic now

>>720318371
Still 3/9.
Do you happen to know when we'll get access to the skill that enables the big nigga strategy?

>>720318371
no one is joining...

>>720318480
I always laugh at these walls of text by bible thumping christians
good person = heaven
bad person who repents = heaven
all animals = heaven
no, i will not elaborate
videogame horses

>>720318117
bro is still malding about being called brown yesterday

>>720318958
>based on their deeds while alive some passed in heaves
It could be possible I think in the sense that, you're talking about stuff like, uncontacted tribes or whatever. Cause the thing here mainly is that God will do everything in His power to actually make as close as possible to everyone her about Jesus and everything else that is required to gain Salvation so that when you choose to reject it, you do it out of your own free will rather than sincerely not knowing.

But on the very fringe cases that there will still be people out there who die without knowing of it, He is Just to judge them as required of someone who did not actually know. There's also the idea that, even if they don't know about Jesus, there might still be people out there, as in, again, the uncontacted tribes who at least adhere to just this general idea of there being one single God out there who created everything, and they have Him on their minds throughout most of their life and try to just be good or whatever, in which case, He knows, understands and might make some sort of cases for them, I dunno.

The general idea still stands that none is trully good or righteous and regardless of how "good" you think you've been in life, your deeds don't get you into Heaven, nor can they actually pardon you from the sins you inevitably came to commit at some point in your life.

>>720307740
Eat shit, cuck.

I would think it's pretty common. A horse over 26 years old would be considered a hag in human years.

>>720319167
im still working on my groundwork parents...

>>720319206
>throws a shit fit at God and dictates to Him how things should be run based on his own personal flawed feelings and emotions
Your inflated sense of pride and self exaltation will be your own undoing. Repent and ask God to forgive and help you out of the dung hole you've dug yourself into or you're headed straight to Hell with no chance for redemption anymore once you're there.

Urara dies and people are allowed to mourn and be sad for days
Mr. Chalk dies and people tells me "get over it already, we've got a race today"
How is that fair
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>SEAniggers and Europoors hours
Slow but mostly peaceful, some discussions, some strategies
>Mutts hours
Schizo, brownoid schizo, bible schizo
Wtf wrong with the Mutts?

>>720307667 (OP)
>UMA
delicia

>>720319698
they wouldnt understand...

>europoor getting uppity again
oh brother

>>720319747
sopa de cavalo

>>720310564
lol

>>720308343
Cafe is dead and they haven't added her yet so it will be funny once people started noticing

Is seiun for (You)?

>>720318371
5/9
>>720319157
That gets added around the 1st anniversary if I’m not mistaken.

>>720319721
Give them a break. Watching your own country fall apart is very stressful.

>>720319964
She's up there yeah.

>>720319984
Starting the race in 10 minutes.

What are the green skills we are aiming for Cancer cup?

>>720307667 (OP)
Faggots who mix real stuff with anime are so degenerate and annoying.

I ain't getting no greens

>>720318480
I hate pretend christians so much. Are you perhaps a protestant?

I wish we still had the IP counter

>>720320227
These + lone wolf. Focus can replace a green skill, but it doesn't always proc unlike green skills.

fun fact, wit doesn't affect your chances of getting a late start
if you're late, you're late

>>720307667 (OP)
F

>>720318782
glow harder kikeshill

>>720320337
FUCK GREENS

>>720320381
Ditto. Dumpster fire of a thread.

>>720320156
7/9, starting in three minutes

>>720320382
So left-handed, concentration and firm conditions on my suzuka? Since I'm putting lone wolf on taishin

>>720320659
Groundwork

>>720320659
If you can get standard distance instead of concentration that'd be great, since focus/concentration doesn't activate 100% of the time, like I said

>>720320357
>immediately seethes at being faced with the truth
you're a false flagging liar and don't even know what christianity is about.

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>try to train a Front McQueen to see how good Seiun's inherited unique is
>watch haruten
>easily win but the skill doesn't proc
>watch arima
>easily win but the skill doesn't proc
>watch ura finals
>easily win but the skill doesn't proc

>>720320776
IF YOU'RE RATE, YOU'RE RATE

>>720318371
>6th
Let's never talk about this race again.

>>720320930
Better than Tachyon...

curren chan!

>>720307667 (OP)
>>720312325
Do they acknowledge these deaths in the games/anime in any way? I saw this one in wplace and think she is cute, is she dead as well?

>>720320776
You will learn not to be late you stupid horse... yes, in front of everyone. Do it NOW!

>>720307917
>you didn't care about it until you learned about it and got invested
Do you weep for every african child that starves to death, faggot?

>>720320776
That's why she has a gold skill for that

Bought 20 rolls and I still didn't get her
With the CM and legend race carats I can definitely spark her, but I'm still apalled by how shitty these rates are and I will never EVER roll without a spark again

>>720321267
It worse for me because I'm use to Azur Lane rates, pities, and shitloads of way of getting and upgrading shit as long as you play the damn game.

>>720321015
the setup of the uma musume universe is that horses are reincarnated as horse girls and go through largely the same events but can take a better road
so some incidents are referenced but in universe it always has a good ending
Silence Suzuka for example injured his leg mid race and was put down, but in the uma story he was taken to the hospital and made a recovery
natural deaths are not acknowledged at all as far as I am aware

Can you guys stop calling Maya a child? I just got my third mood down because of it.

You need at least 301 guts for the race due to speed calculation but also are supposed to bring any stamina cards and rely on your power and legacies for it, so how am I supposed to get guts that high? Do I train it in the summer

Why not go for the real umamusumes?
https://youtu.be/GcTYV7GxDfg
https://youtu.be/RGnpWXtI3Q0

>>720318371
Is front really the best strat? King Halo looked strong there

>>720307667 (OP)
you can cry for a dead horse but not for millions of children starving in Gaza right now...?

they should sell the sashimi

Imagine violently smashing your fist into Sweep Tosho’s face so hard that her stupid hat goes flying.

>>720320776
she was just happy seeing you in the crowd

>>720307667 (OP)
I am quitting, legacy grind is simply too tedious, it takes like 1000 hours to beat whale

>>720320659
Yeah I can easily get Left-handed on my Suzuka with my Su…
Fuck, I am screwed. Can’t use my SSR Suzuka on Suzuka

>>720321698
She would tank that, but you know what she can't tank? Telling her the truth, she will never be a witch

>>720321628
Late surgers and Pace chasers can work, but front is undeniably the best strat thanks to Seiun's skill. That King was awesome, but the race was over the moment Suzuka activated both of her uniques.

>>720321015
>>720321554
and yes, everyone in your pic is dead

do i just give up if it takes 3 turns to get rid of night owl

>>720321753
Everyone has left-handed, dipshit. It came free with your fucking Suzuka

>>720321772
What about golshi end closer? She has good starting mile aptitude... haha

>>720321794
Even Elizabeth?

>>720321843
Never abandon a run, even if it turned to shit stat-wise there are still the odds of it becoming a good parent or spark farm.

>>720320227
Summer Runner
Left Handed
Tokyo Racecourse
Standard distance
Wet Condition
You want atleast 3 of these to guarantee groundwork proc

>>720321772
I still remember King Halo spurts in the Legend Race
No legend race has given me much difficulty as that one

>>720321901
ENOUGH WITH THE GOLSHIS

>>720321953
wet condition? is this real?

>>720320964
Bro your Tachyon had a D in Mile, I don't know what you expected.

>>720322035
yes, wet procs on good. cancer cup is not firm

>>720321863
Lol
I am so used to get Left-handed from the Suzuka card that I forget Suzuka (trainee) also has one
Cancer Cup saved

>Night Owl the day before Summer Camp
Why is this allowed?

>>720322035
Wet condition works on soft, good and heavy ground, this CM is good
don't ask me how that makes sense

>>720321953
so green skills work for this and Tail Held High? even though they're not activated mid-race like the conditions state?

>>720321953
What happened if 3 Suzuka Groundwork proced? Then the Suzuka has more power will simply win?

Was Hews always so shit or is he washed up?
https://files.catbox.moe/eavfzw.jpg

>>720322094
*Slacker
That shit is truly career ending

>>720321901
She can probably remain in the second half as a pacer in the Mile CM

>>720322154
Wait tail held high is important? So my parent needs tail held high, groundwork AND good pinks and blues?

>>720318782
Didn't know that happened don't particularly care because he is a grifter who doesn't care about actual issues like epstein. It shouldn't have happened but guys like him and Shapiro do a disservice by association

I FINALLY GOT A 3* STAM SPARK I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK MCQUEEN I LOVE YOU
The rest is kinda shit but 1* Long is still better than nothing and she won most of the med/long G1s so she's decent for affinity.

>>720321623
Most uma have guts choices in the trainee events, that can help a bit without sacrificing turns.

>>720322318
You need something to steal the lead if you don't get it at the start.

>>720307917
I did after hearing her story, the one about the horse IRL. It's called empathy.
>>720321037
There's empathy and there's suicidal empathy by women. lol

>>720322318
for pace chasers maybe. for front runners? not so much

>>720322332
Congrats anon! Now you can start a good lineage

>>720322154
It works with groundwork because green skills activate during the start of the race, which is technically early-race, Tail held high requires skills activating specifically during the mid-race so it wont work

>>720322178
I guess its all up to power, wit and skills like early lead then

>>720322318
i dunno, just got Yaeno Muteki card with a free daily roll so i keep getting that one. not sure green skills count when it says it triggers
>after activating many skills mid-race

>>720322478
>early-race
right, missed that difference. makes sense.

Tell me, why would I spend my carat on this hick?

>>720322658
>micropenis
>hates women
it's called empathy

>>720318431
lmao this
>it was a fuckin' horse!
>what are you, a vegetarian now?!
>you eat beef and sausage by the car load

>>720318371
>my King Halo has been doing well in these room matches despite having less than ideal skills
>throw her in just for fun
>get back from dinner
>She got 2nd
fuck it, i guess its time to go all in on her for the next CM

>My Gemini runs are shit
>My Seiun pulls are shit
Why live?

>>720322779
get her 3 star costume too anon

>>720322658
She’s cute

You guys think this will do for the CM? I know that the speed is a bit low and that I should have one more good stamina skill, unfortunately cooldown didn't proc so I had to do with what I was left with (fuck iron will).

>>720307740
fpbp

>>720322837
Watch your girls run and enjoy the game anyway

>>720322924
And of course I forgot the pic, jeezas I'm retarded.

>>720322994
I made this glue-tier Mayano to try to get ahead of any Seiuns and block their unique until my goldship can overtake

>>720322837
Don't get discouraged by bad results on rooms as long as your ace meets the requirements. I won only a couple myself but I ended 2nd on Graded A, could've been a lot worse

>>720321625
It's the exact same shit in Human Musume, staminalets will choke at the finishing line, but 3DPD looks less cute

>>720322994
Stats are decent though a bit on the lower side and some skill choices are nonsensical, it's okay you're probably safe for round 1 but will need to have higher speed for round 2 and above

>>720323161
why dont the horses in human musume look as cute?

Haru Matrimony

>>720322924
>>720322994
Anchors Aweigh! is useless on a frontrunner I'm pretty sure, and I don't think you have enough other skills to reliably proc both Tail Held High AND Shake It Out
Stats could also be better, of course, but aren't the worst or anything

>hmm, getting the inheritance for the next meet is going to be necessary, I should look up to see if someone has the perfect genes ahead of time
This is almost retarded

>>720323354
Spe-chan would be sharing those carrots, not wolfing them all down

>>720323359
Yeah I only now realized anchors requires you to be 6th or later, god fucking dammit that the in game description doesn't mention you having to be in the back half. Back to the mines I guess...

>>720322994
Even with 1200 stam i don't think she'll survive with only 1 gold recovery as a front runner

>>720323354
>Can't even win the race to heaven

>>720322236
It's genuinely the worst thing that can happen

>>720307667 (OP)
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN RACE HORSE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT MY CUTE WAIFU WHO VAGUELY REFERENCES IT WITH A SMILE ANYMORE

>>720322994
Theoretically, she has enough stamina/recoveries to avoid gassing out, barring debuffs or getting rushed, but her speed is probably an issue. The umalator seems to indicate that you get outran by a generic 1000 SPD/600 POW end closer as long as they have sufficient HP to finish the race, even with zero acceleration skills.