Thread 720313768

>>720313768 (OP)
He's just Obama now.

>>720313768 (OP)
What happened to him

>>720313887
all black people are obama

>>720313891
He didn't work out in two and a half weeks

>>720313891
Probably stopped taking steroids

>>720313891
He pretends to be an actor now because he got old and realized that his days as a professional workout man is over.

>>720313887
Perfect time for him to declare his bid for the presidency

>>720313985
Good for him, making the right choices for his health.

>>720313891
He quit drugs because his doctors told him he won't live to his 60s otherwise.

>>720313768 (OP)
Why did he stop working out?

>>720313891
He had a health scare a while ago and probably stopped using whatever hellish cocktail he was taking.

>>720314189
He's like 53 years old, your body isn't designed to be built like that at that age. Or really any age for that matter because he used steroids to get that big.

he stopped ateing his veggies

>>720313891
Movie role

>>720314301
He tried In-N-Out for the first time for the fourth time

>>720313891
Dude realize if he kept juicing he'd die in the next few years. Juicing at 50+ is like a time bomb for your heart

>>720314507
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

>>720314507
>Zip it chowda' head!

>>720314425
Went method to play All Might in the netflix MHA adaptation.

>>720314070
Agreed, even though he was doing it for money and fame and only stopped because it'll kill him. But good for him

Is it really that easy while juicing? Seems worse off than a regular dude working out. Was he doing nothing while juicing so the habits stuck?

>>720316127
Yes retard, but you still need genetics to have an aesthetic physique. And you still need to gym 6 times a week. You don’t take steroids, sit on the couch and get big

>>720313891
Black Adam flopped and the doctors said that 35+ years of roids was killing him. His career is done anyway so he's off the juice.

>>720313891
He's auditioning to be the next aunt May

>>720313768 (OP)
THE PEBBLE

He was right once again.

>>720316127
if you take steroids and don't exercise it makes you even fatter than before. I've heard of many people who ruined their lives and became angry fat blobs because they thought steroids were a magical solution to being lazy

>>720314507
>>720314586
he's a faggot headed for hell

>>720313891
>how the "smashing machine" broke me

>>720316870
Oh yay you'll have company on the ride now.

>>720313891
He saw what happened to hulk Hogan and realized hed follow the same path if he didn't get off the gear.

The rumor I heard from some tabloids is that his doctor told him one of his arteries was almost completely clogged

>>720316127
There's a cursed pic out there of a /fit/izen who took roids while barely working out. He was 7ft tall and looked and rail thin, then he turned into a plump ball of pimply flesh.

>>720316127
You naturally produce steroids, but if you take 800% what your body produces, it stops producing it and then it becomes lazy at producing it, so you hop off and now you have 20% the normal levels instead of 800% and it makes a massive difference, it's dangerous even since your body needs steroids. That's the extent of "steroids addiction" because otherwise it has no addictive properties.

>>720313985
He said he's natty though.

>>720313891
he contracted ligma

>>720317141
>video
why do that though?

>>720313891
Was told to stop juicin' or continue dyin'. This is just how he would normally look without all the roids not to mention his body probably doesn't produce that amount of test anymore due to all the drug abuse.

>>720316976
>bitter recriminations
>You want to chide me... why did I beef with Vin Diesel? why did I break my oath to Azura not to use steroids? why did I pretend to be natty?

>>720317323
To gain massive abs of justice

>>720316976
This unironically goes hard though

>>720317351
He is still dying without the steroids. Everyone is dying all of the time.

>>720313891
Nodody can have a body like his without steroids and he was going to die if he kept taking them. You're either otter or bear mode without drugs

>>720313891
Stopped using steroids to save him from a heart attack.

>>720317520
>imminent heart failure walking

>>720314507
He should audition for Dallas Buyers Club 2.

>>720317323
Wanted to isolate his quads and put as much pressure on his knees as possible

>>720317507
Thanks for the insight there Socrates.

>>720317520
Looks line the intro to a gay porno.

>>720317520
What does the 5% mean?

>>720317748
5% natural, 95% roids

>>720314507
>breasts
did he transition

>>720317507
Oh yeah

>>720313891
He mixed up his daily roid breakfast with ozempic

Wasn't he taking like 6-7k calories per day anyway? I'm surprised he's still alive

>>720317748
I was going to say it was the percentage of gay guy with HIV but it turns out to be much higher

Remember when acting discouraged tattoos. Now nearly every actor has tattoos and they don't even bother covering them up lmao.

>>720317732
How do you know what the intro to gay pornos looks like anon?

>>720316314
You quite literally have more progress just sitting in the couch and doing roids than natural lifters with strict perfect regimens

What happened to old man strength and muscles taking a long time to build? After a lifetime of working out can your muscles really go poof overnight just like that if you stop?

>>720317520
Any big anon here? having that type of back looks hella uncomfortable

Steroids are biological usury. You get to live like an adonis for a few years but once you hit 60 you immediately deteriorate into a rosie o'donnel

>>720317950
yeah

>>720313768 (OP)
Deflated his balloons filled with water real fast.

>>720317950
>old man strength
It's literally only for tradies who work with their hands all day. Not roidheads who move weight for 1-2 hours a day.

>>720317520
they all dead btw

>>720317323
core strength or something

>>720317748
5% straight, 95% gay. In and Yang. Deep stuff.

>>720318082
They died doing what they loved.

>>720313768 (OP)
he's just wearing a baggy shirt

>>720313768 (OP)
>No million dollar diet
>Zero roids
>Zero shit given
He won

>>720316678
What did he said?

>>720317950
If you don't use it you lose it. The only people who maintain huge mode are people using steroids of people who consume like 4000 calories a day.

>>720318247
He said time will prove me right once again

>>720317204
Oh, sorry Mr. Johnson, my bad

>>720318247
"I will quite Youtube for real this time"

>>720316654
wasn't even funny

>>720313967
he's samoan or some polynesian shit

>>720317948
The study you and everyone else gets it from mentions "lean mass" gain, which doesn't account for the fact that steroids greatly increase water retention which also qualifies as lean mass.

>>720316870
>retard christians turning against the rainbow because their jew masters told them to
love to see it

>>720314507
he's become a better man....

>>720318227
Beast

>>720317323
You completely destroy the ligaments in your knee so they grow back stronger

>>720318625
50% black 50% tongan

>>720317595
>>720317323
nobody believes their knees will give out, until they give out

>>720318146
Each other?

>>720317520
GOOOOOOOOOD
FUCKING
MORNING
GODDAMMIT

>>720317928
I uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, watched some of them......... in order to.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

>>720318227
FULL

>>720318909
100% american

>>720319153
sovl vs soulless
furfags ruin everything

>>720319086
>nobody believes their knees will give out
i don't know why people think this
everytime i look at knees and remind myself that they are supposed to hold up anywhere from like, 50kg all the way to 300+ i get images of spaghetti breaking in my head

>>720313768 (OP)
Why do roidheads shrink after they stop? Is the additional muscle mass just too much to maintain with normal caloric intake?

>>720314507
How did he became so zesty? Whatever happened to him? He used to look straight enough in his wwe days

>>720319509
He worked for Vince for many years.

>>720319432
Because it takes steroids, tons of working out and an extreme diet to maintain that amount of muscle, especially at the age of 50.

>>720318049
Even with Roids, you don't get as big as the Rock without a tonne of effort.

>>720317950
Old men strength doesn't mean you'll get sculpted muscles, you get to keep the strength not the appearance

>>720319509
Hollywood, humiliation ritual

>>720319509
Hormone imbalance due to roid abuse, that's why they turn into effeminate turbo faggots once they stop taking it all of a sudden.

>>720319560
Damn, how much bbc did he have to take?

>>720319432
>>720319585
You would need to eat like a sumo wrestler in order to maintain all that body mass and most roid users are not willing to eat like sumo wrestlers every day

>>720319662
How does that work? How can you have strength without having the muscles that provide said strength?

>>720319424
People often get weird about fitness and end up hurting themselves trying to do extreme shit they see online.

>>720313891
probably saw what Bautista did and realized he should get normal before he dies of blowing out his body with roids/overworking out

>>720313891
The miracle of scientific pharmaceuticals happened, thank you science

>>720319823
>How does that work? How can you have strength without having the muscles that provide said strength?
You still need muscles to have strength, but strenght is not muscles alone, but also drilling your nervous system into coordinating your muscles to generate force

>>720313891
Roiding in his 50s
What's funny is all the normies that have never touched a weight in their life thinking their favorite hollywood stars are natural
It's an ego thing like
>I could look just like the Rock if I spent a few months in the gym. I just chose not to
and acknowledging that all these actors are on steroids and doing their scenes extremely dehydrated passing out as soon as the cameras turn off ruins that fantasy

>>720319823
nta but he probably means tendons or sinew, which is why some oldfags who maintained a healthy active lifestyle and good diet tend to have old man strength and appearing lithe

>>720319823
As you get older you will inevitably lose muscle definition unless you torture yourself with dehydration rituals but that doesn't automatically mean you've lost all your actual muscle mass.

>>720319842
i once hurt myself doing bodyweight squats.
had a half limp for a few months, probably fucked up the ligament
not sure how i managed to do that, but that probably influenced my opinion quite a bit

Natty or naw?

>>720320139
Oh no it happens all the time. It's stupid easy to hurt yourself working out. Its why every single credible exercise guide you'll find recommends starting out as slow and light as possible. Even simple stretches can fuck you up if you're not ready for them.

>>720317520
same energy as that video of the morbidly obese dude walking into gamestop to pick up a game

>>720319509
black male blackmail

>>720317950
Muscle needs fat to support it. As your metabolism gets worse you need more fat to keep your muscle. Roiders like the Rock have unnatural amounts of muscle even for young men, too much to maintain at any age without performance enhancers.
He's probably very depressed right now. This kind of change brings a huge hormonal swing.

>>720313891
shed some stones

>>720313891
He accidentally brushed up against a treadmill.

>>720320405
glad to hear i was merely the mundane kind of retarded instead of a more advanced for of it

>>720320359
those shoulders look natty to me

>>720317290
What's ligma?

>>720320359
Those have to be some of the shittiest tattoos I've ever seen. Isn't this guy a multi-millionaire? Did he specifically ask for the ms13 prison tattoos look?

>>720320908
Pretty sure those are fake tattoos for a movie.

>>720320908
Maybe it's for a movie?

>>720317950
Old man strength isnt real. Its like carding a 50 year old woman, its a compliment and you do it to be nice.

>>720320359
I'd say almost certainly natty. He doesn't have any of the telltale signs of roid abuse, his physique is very natty, and he was an absolute fitness freak in his prime, professional swimmer/diver (he has a classic swimmers back/shoulders) who was part of the british national swimming team and competed at the commonwealth games etc and he was insanely fit for his first big movie roles.

>>720319823
They do it's just fighting against atrophy. An anon once posted a medical cadaver comparison image of two old men, one who worked out and the other was sedentary, as a response to one of those "people who work out are vain and will die" cope comics. Basically a regular old person becomes a skeleton, barely any muscle over their bones. Meanwhile an old guy who worked out several times a week even in his old age keeps the muscle mass of an average person 20-30 years younger than him. You won't do anything amazing but you'll be able to live a normal life for much longer until something else betrays you.

>>720320908
>Those have to be some of the shittiest tattoos I've ever seen. Isn't this guy a multi-millionaire? Did he specifically ask for the ms13 prison tattoos look?
You might actually be retarded.

>>720316976
He's transitioning from WRPG character to JRPG character

How does it feel...? to be so strong and then become weak? to no longer be at the top of the food chain?

>>720317517
>You're either otter or bear mode without drugs

Not true chuddy

>>720313768 (OP)
Why didn't his neck shrink?

>>720321124
The power level will change forever

>>720321453
>You're either otter or bear mode without drugs
>Not true chuddy
Being 4' tall isn't an option for most adult men.

all the pictures of men posted ITT look like flaming homosexuals
why are Americans like this

>>720313891
He chose not to leave humanity behind.

>>720313768 (OP)
The Pebble!

>>720321545
Europeans are too poor to afford food, and asians/mexicans are too weak and short

>>720321603
KEK

>>720313768 (OP)
Dwayne "i'm totally natty guys" Johnson.

Brownoids, not even once.

>>720317796
power-lifters always have breasts. The breasts are energy tanks.

>>720314507
Humiliation ritual

>>720313891
The hierarchy of power has been changed

It would be funny if this happened to him.

>>720322617
>failing to K.O a 60 years old dude
embarassing

>>720319509
Did a Marvel movie

>>720322665
Rainbow Mika!?!?!

>>720320359
Natty, Statham has done it all

>>720320359
Mostly natural but was definitely doping early and stopped before going overboard unlike other meatheads who get addicted to the juice.

>>720320359
Natty, he use to be a professional swimmer.

>>720313891
AIDS

>>720320359
impressive trapezius

>>720314507
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BATISTA’S FUCKING GAY

>>720313891
hes playing a movie called chicken king or something where hes friends with a chicken, hes doing what christian bale did for the machinist and rescue dawn

nothing special

you have retard spamming "muh roids" except its for a movie

>>720318659
>muh only christians hate fags
>muh christians simp for kikes
I swear you r/atheists get more retarded every year

>>720320398
>when he sniffs that truffle
I get that bit

>>720318659
The gay mafia flag has (((6))) colors instead of God's 7. Nice try, though.

Did retards on this board unironically think he's natty LOL
You think Hulk Hogan was natty too?

>>720323718
7 has nothing to do with the christian god

>>720323959
HE PUT IN THE WORK!
NATURAL HARD WORKER BODY!

>>720324002
If you don't believe in Him, sure, it's just nature. But the 6 definitely is a bunch of gay kikes.

>>720317748
Rich Piana

Yeah,I also saw that youtube comment, you aren't some genius thread creator

>>720320359
Natty attainable plus no signs of roid usage. I'm gonna say natty.

>>720324959
You can barely tell it's Bill Hicks!

>>720313768 (OP)
The mighty pebble.

Meanwhile Arnold is like 100 years old...

>>720323428
notice how none of the bots in this /v/ respond to this

Uh-oh, Elgin melty!

>>720313891
living in venezuela now

>>720321674
But amerimutts eat literal ultraprocessed slop that is dirty cheap?

>>720313768 (OP)
No joke I thought right was a picture of my grandpa

>>720320398
and that's not even his cheat day

>>720325873
We got a Anoaʻi member here

>>720317290
Who the fuck is steve jobs

>>720313891
He ejaculated once and lost all his gains. Rookie mistake.

So what's the catch with ozempic? is it really that bad if every celeb is using it?

>>720313768 (OP)
more like the pebble

>>720326396
Give you a tender and itchy butthole

>>720326504
that's it?

>>720317748
FIV5 SCOOPS

>>720319250
Sumo truly inspires the best of us

>>720317520
What game are they buying?

>>720319250
>>720327620
based sumo enjoyer

>>720327620
>>720327819
The only time I watched sumo was way back when they use to show it on ESPN

>>720326396
Iirc all of those drugs make your bones brittle

>>720327874
September basho starts this weekend. Either watch it on Twitch, or use a VPN and the Abema app.

>>720327620
>muslim jap
Grim.

>>720314507
>His bulging brain is now gone
It's over library bros...

>>720327968
NTA but it's getting hard on Twitch, jannies are cracking down more and more

>>720314507
this nigga took so much roids his scalp was growing muscle lmao

doctor: your heart is enlarged and you will die if you don't stop taking anabolic steroids

>>720328341
Cracking down on what?

>>720317204
>He said he's natty though
Once you start lifting and maybe dip into the whole gear thing yourself you start to understand why they all say that
Not a single popular person wants to say "why yes I do illegal drugs, why do you ask?"
It's as simple as that
But the truth is that every actor juices. Every pro athlete is juicing. Every fucking fitness youtuber is juicing (even those who look like dyels). It's their job to look ripped

>>720328341
Is English commentary not considered "transformative content" these days? I unfollowed Midnight_Faggot, so I did notice that my usual no-commentary stream got shot.

>>720329116
>illegal drugs
Pretty retarded that roids are illegal.

>>720314507
Why did he turn into RuPaul?

>>720314507
The left one's head looked like a scrotum
>>720317204
The huge trapezius muscle is usually a sign of juicing

>>720313768 (OP)
So... thats NOT possible natty?

>>720318008
where that niggas dick?

>>720318227
Peak male performance.

>>720322665
desu arnold is still pretty fit despite his age
ofc his looks are sagging, but he can easily bench all of us

>>720319891
>I have two sides
>crazy fucking faggot psychopath
>and the nicest guy you’ll ever meet

>>720313891
He was told no more steroids or heart asplode. Same thing that happened to Bautista

>>720318227
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

>>720314507
>>720314586
His head is so swollen he looks like it's about to pop

>>720318227
https://youtu.be/GYo6SGsmjVk?si=RDjbOy0X-rM5Ww7y

>>720319891
how are their legs that much smaller? they didn't keep any calf muscle?

>>720328341
They're cracking down on the random breaking bad streams? I loved those channels.

>>720330473
They have catastrophic side effects and will absolutely kill you if you use them excessively.

>>720333041
So does smoking and alcohol.

>>720333189
The difference is a lethal dose of smoking and a lethal dose of alcohol are both very hard to achieve. Enough steroids to cause damage is a couple too many ml. Congrats you've set your body on a hormonal downward spiral that needs to be corrected and your balls might stop working!

>>720333245
it's not just one shot of 6000 ng/dL and you're fucked for life
you have to do it continuously as well for months

>>720313891
He's going back to pre DOOM levels of meathead. Good for him.

>>720333534
Neither smoking or alcohol typically require medical oversight for administration. Some dude giving you cycle tips isn't necessary to have shots or a smoke.

>>720319891
>>720314507
Bautista looks like hes fuckin dying hory shet.

What are some chad-tier natural ways to gain muscle?

>>720318227
>has a loyal waifu
He won