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Anonymous No.720316781 >>720316892 >>720316969 >>720317017 >>720317104 >>720317149 >>720317603 >>720318746 >>720326364
GTA 6 Predictions (politcally correct)
R* remove the hooker feature because of (((feminists))).

They will make the game less fun, assuming from the large amount of female devs working they'll 'tone' it down and police male fun. And make the female protag woke and gay and try to add #metoo trashy slogans and bullshit about sexual harassment, they made GTA 6 PC.

R* might add a LGBT cringe character that's brown/black as well just to be PC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBZY2fkU-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQRLujxTm3c
Anonymous No.720316892 >>720320473
>>720316781 (OP)
they made fun of gay people on a billboard so I have a little hope
Anonymous No.720316907 >>720317089 >>720317107 >>720326972 >>720327529
yay another third worlders getting mad about shit they made up thread
I love when you shit golems get really angry at ghosts and then shit up the entire internet with schizophrenic garbage
Anonymous No.720316969 >>720317089 >>720326972
>>720316781 (OP)
Do you lie in bed at night and come up with things to get mad about?
Anonymous No.720317017 >>720326972
>>720316781 (OP)
wait for the game to come out before you freak out about how woke it is, chud. I think it'll be fine but we'll see when it comes out.
Anonymous No.720317089 >>720317292 >>720326972
>>720316907
>>720316969
imagine the seething chimpouts from these shitskin turdworlders when the game releases and every single thread is about that game and its sales
i know it's been a long time since gta 5, but just seeing these subhuman shitskins rope themselves will be worth all the wait
Anonymous No.720317104
>>720316781 (OP)
>R* remove the hooker feature because of (((feminists))).
But I thought hook- uh, prostitu- er, sex work was heckin' based and valid?
Anonymous No.720317107 >>720317292
>>720316907
Its just predictions you retarded faggot. One post on /v/ isn't the entire internet you schizoid.
Anonymous No.720317149
>>720316781 (OP)
Releasing this during this presidential term would be the ultimate Fuck You and I am all here for it.
Anonymous No.720317292 >>720317502
>>720317089
>every single thread is about that game and its sales
oh yeah, that's the other thing they do for some godless reason. talk about sales instead of games. I guess they can't afford the game so they live vicariously through the sales figures? Or maybe they are so mentally ill they really do feel some connection to the company selling the product.

I wish there was a website that rangebanned all non English speaking nations

>>720317107
your thread stinks almost as much as your shit-caked skin, nigger
Anonymous No.720317502
>>720317292
I'm white you inbred unemployed cousin fucker. KYS.
Anonymous No.720317603 >>720318941
>>720316781 (OP)
I think they won't remove it and instead they'll actually make it a meaningful gameplay mechanic that will affect the story and the protagonists' relation with one another.
Rockstar already kinda tinkered and played around with it in GTA V when you would fuck prostitutes as Michael, the therapist would then call him out on it and I don't remember but it might've also lead to some additional dialogues with his wife.
Them introducing a similar mechanic in VI except you can actually suffer meaningful consequences would only make sense, especially considering the romantic theme of the game and all.
Anonymous No.720317618
well i dont hate videogames so im hoping its offensive-kino. im talking rdr1 levels
Anonymous No.720317623 >>720318498
Anonymous No.720317910 >>720317993
found a wall mural of George Floyd watching the second trailer.

https://imgur.com/a/hlyFI9q
Anonymous No.720317946
They’re gonna do the same irreverent mid aughts South Park style humor they’ve been doing, taking light jabs at everything. Rockstar used controversy to market every 3D GTA game and only pussed out on San Andreas after getting in legal trouble. They’ll do the same here, a million trannies will get mad at a lighthearted joke and advertise it with a boycott while a million MIGAs get mad at a lighthearted joke and advertise it with a boycott. I only hope there’s a talk radio station parodying each side of the faggot culture war so I can laugh at both.
Anonymous No.720317993 >>720318231
>>720317910
Is this AI generated?
Anonymous No.720318231
>>720317993
It's hatian, the music that briefly appears when Jason in being catcalled in the car is also hatian, I kekd when I found the song's title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHvFEIIbsP4
Anonymous No.720318498 >>720318893
>>720317623
Am I supposed to understand this schizo babble?

You should delete that image for your own sanity.
Anonymous No.720318746
>>720316781 (OP)
no one plays gta for a shitty tacked on singleplayer anyways
Anonymous No.720318893
>>720318498
no you're supposed to laugh at it because its funny. It's woman-speak about why gta6 is doomed.
Anonymous No.720318941 >>720319230
>>720317603
I think so too. Though with pic related if you notice there’s a small poster for “ladies night” at that strip club. Makes me wonder if Rockstar will be bold enough to finally introduce male strippers, possibly even gigolos to GTA 6. Plus if that is the case will they be exclusive to Lucia? Or will male and female sex workers be available to both protagonists? Then again maybe I’m thinking too much into it and they’ll do what they’ve done before and just have female strippers and hookers.
Anonymous No.720319230 >>720319579 >>720321432
>>720318941
They'll absolutely introduce male hookers for Lucia, it only makes sense.
Now whether they'll make them available for both characters and have them both be bisexual I don't know, personally I don't think so but we'll see.
I would prefer it if they kept it vanilla though, no need to go full on RPG, let the girl enjoy boys and the boy enjoy girls.
Anonymous No.720319579
>>720319230
> no need to go full on RPG, let the girl enjoy boys and the boy enjoy girls.
Fair enough but I know people will be disappointed if that’s the case. Oh well, 2027 it’ll be on PC and mods will likely be made for that. Nevertheless I hope we get eye candy for men and women alike. After seeing Jason and Lucia themselves in the second trailer. Rockstar really went out of their comfort zone and made the leads of this GTA look conventionally attractive.
Anonymous No.720320473 >>720326798
>>720316892
Where?
Anonymous No.720321432
>>720319230
R* should let Lucia work as a street whore or a stripper but we all know they won't allow us do that shit.
Anonymous No.720324174
>playing as jason
>get a wanted level
>car full of female cops pulls up
>they outrun your stamina bar and beat the shit out of you
Anonymous No.720326364
>>720316781 (OP)
>male character will always turn down propositions from other women like john and jack marston in rdr1
>female character will gladly accept if the player wishes, and have stranger encounters entirely based around this where she can stop and fuck the stranger midway to their destination if the player chooses
>if the player attempts to navigate the male character to the female character in free roam while the female character is sleeping around, the female character will berate the male for stalking, and the male character won't even react negatively or be too stupid to realise what is happening
that's my guess
Anonymous No.720326798 >>720326926 >>720326973
>>720320473
he probably means this
doesn't look like much of a parody to me though
Anonymous No.720326926 >>720326973 >>720327225
>>720326798
you don't understand the satire here? bro...
Anonymous No.720326972
>>720316907
>>720316969
>>720317017
>>720317089
almost 60 seconds exactly between each post
very genuine
Anonymous No.720326973
>>720326798
>>720326926
to be clear-- it's not 'making fun of gay people', but marketing
Anonymous No.720327212
All these games are being made by teams FULL of women. GTA6 will bring a lot of shit that no one interested in crime themes cares about.
You'll see emotional dramas involving the female protagonist in a male world full of prejudice, oppression, and discrimination. You'll see women angry because their relationships are shit. You'll see neurotic women complaining about mental health issues. Etc.
There will be a huge amount of this typically feminine garbage crammed into the middle of your standard crime story.
Anonymous No.720327225
>>720326926
i commend your ability to block out all of the fag shit that globohomo pushes on the daily
i know how it looks like a parody or satire itself in the real world, but honestly anon that billboard looks exactly like you'd expect for some pride faggotry
actually its got a white male on it so it's kind of less of a parody, considering
these days it should have two zesty mystery meat troons on it
Anonymous No.720327316
I predict that there will be no guns and no blood and you won't be able to steal cars and there will be a WOMAN on the screen
sirs we must rise up against this benchod game
Anonymous No.720327529
>>720316907
>saaar if you don't want to buy genuine Delhi made GTA you're third worlder benchood saaar