Thread 720322164

/ourking/ HATED Donkey Kong Bananza

HE'S POOR!

Please, PLEASE let's get some support for the stream! Let's get some memberships, let's get some superchats, RIGHT NOW!!!1

>>720322164 (OP)
Of course he does, he's a RETARDED that can't play games for shit blames everything but himself like a woman would do.

>>720322164 (OP)
Both Phil and Coby Naughton agree the DK banaza is trash! Who can even refute it at this point?

>>720322164 (OP)
>outlives charlie kirk

>>720323157
He beat every boss first try in mere seconds, except for the last one where you cant transform.

Is that bitchmade faggot black DSP still ducking the King of Hate?

>>720322250
HE'S SEETHING!

>>720322250
>>720323303
HE'S FELTED!

>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THOSE HONORARY ARYAN CHING CHONGS WERE GOING TO ATTACK AMERICA
>Ban any axis minor criticizing my alliance with Italy and Japan

>>720322164 (OP)
If DSP was still with Pandalee i'd love to see a mod to put them in DK: Banaza but as he has Kat now there's no point also too unrealistic he couldnt support Cat's weight on his back all game

guys the dents are fighting back they wont donate for silksong...

>>720322250
>>720323303
>>720323410
HE'S A BUM!

who is bigger lolcow LTG or DSP?

>>720323789
LTG easily

>>720323789
LTG since like 2020 since DSP has become so fucking soulless and unwatchably boring this includes TIHYDP which barely get made anymore

But over all it's DSP he has more footnotes in gaming history

>>720323251
THE KING SAYS COME OUT FROM YOUR GHETTO DIRT HOLE YOU LIVE IN GARY COLEMAN

He seems to have changed up his on-screen presence a bit. I wonder what the spreadsheets say if it’s been helping him financially

>>720323992
How did he get away with casual racism like that

test

>>720324373
He has lolcow immunity which gives you vast societal and legal protections

>>720324373
What are zoomers going to do? Cancel him?

>>720322164 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>720323992
Kek I forget how based he can be on twitter

>>720324373
because of the bbc worship culture something being "ghetto" is a good thing nowadays

>>720322164 (OP)
Based Phil dabbing on the nintentoddlers

>>720322164 (OP)
As the greatest gamer of all time, it's understandable that DSP recognizes that all games ever made are pure trash.

>that donation where someone said pandalee is pregnant with her new bf and dsp went dead silent for 1 minute
kek

It kind of boggles my mind that DSP basically married the female version of himself

Currently watching https://youtu.be/9rWUiHc3MZg?

>>720324710
>throwing an autistic tantrum cause he got denied a playdate with a niigger
>"based"
dented

>>720322164 (OP)
He fucking outlived king cobra, king snake rules once again baby

>>720323992
holy shit based

>>720325203
i've jorked it to his ex gf

>>720325203
She is not with him anymore, he freudian slipped that he was happily married a few weeks ago

>>720324897
psh, whatever, I bet she doesn't have a robust adult house cat feline style son

>>720322164 (OP)
based

Phil wasn't worth the 60lbs of ass and tits Pandalee was.

BUMP

is philbert gonna doing this until his death

phil is so fucking boring these days it's sad. barely even finishes games for good this is how you dont plays

>>720322164 (OP)
why?

I would also begged for 150 if i had to play shitsong for 50 minutes

>>720323239
...That says a lot about that game.

>>720327887
He really doesn't have a choice. He has no money put aside and any extra money he does get he ends up blowing on gacha and doordash.

>>720328056
True. He was way more passionate when he was in his late 20s/early 30s. Just listen to him raging in this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8rgMhg0ulQ

I Ching

>>720323727
GO! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!

>>720328328
SOVL
my favorite will always be the bloodborne ragequit

his fighting game salt is still good

>>720327887
He's both stated that he's accepted that he will beg for the rest of his life and also is trying to do more podcasting since he knows in his old age he will not be able to play games as much

>>720328328
>supposed to pick up the hooker
>run her over instead, lose
>"THIS MISSION IS TOO COMPLEX THERE'S 20 FUCKING LAYERS"
Kek

>>720328328
Unironically miss this Phil. The husk we have today is just that. There's nothing left.

Is DSP the guy who hired a prostitute to pretend to be his gf

>>720328540
He still rages and gets very emotional about fighting games but it's not as funny because what he's saying about them is actually true. Pretty much every fighter is more casualized and offense orientated than it used to be.

>>720328612
that was kiwitroon hoax

What happened to his 12 year old asian girlfriend he groomed?

>>720324373
He's already bankrupt. You can't cancel a bankrupt man, he's part of the vulnerable minorities of America.

>>720328798
You're several years behind. She grew up, made social connections at work, and realized Phil was a blading manchild afraid of commitment, forcing him to start a relationship with some bitch on Twitter who he then moved in and married in less than 2 years.

>>720323992
Phil impotently trying to get Dale to go along with his delusions for YEARS now. Pathetic.

>>720323992
this closeted homo is the biggest fucking pussy of all the lolcows. if i was his dad id kms

>>720330326
Kat being the ultimate detractor by just getting fat and refusing to go to work is just the best.

>>720324373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkLpEZJe1CA

>>720323992
He's shooting blanks, for publicity.

Game developers design games around this retard. He unironically hurts everyone just by existing.

You can now tip Phil to reach previously failed tips goals (that won't count for the current).

>>720322164 (OP)
but what about Silksong?

>>720331965
Let's hit that tips goal NOW or silksong GETS IT, snort

>>720322164 (OP)
He was right about Doom Dark Ages being mid, too

His transition from "obnoxious unfunny spam uploader", to "borderline retarded sideshow", to "cult leader to a group of disabled men on welfare" has been hilarious to watch. I really get a kick out of this current era where his entire reason for existing online is to browbeat wheelchairs into giving him endless amounts of money, with their reward being that he'll eat fast food on camera. Crazy shit man

>>720332173
And he unironically thinks hes living a normal and successful life

No joke his most valued donor made a snide remark and he banned them

Going to make his homemade Italian sauce that he put into video form soon bros. What am I in for?

I don't understand how his retarded audience can keep up with his reckless greed

>>720332253
So he's just down to the one guy now? How is that gonna be sustainable?

>>720332264
Gout

this nigger is still around?

>>720332318
you faggots been saying this for the last 10 years and nothing happesn

>>720332306
He conditioned them. He also attracts people with mental deficiencies which is kind of hilarious to think given that this is his core fanbase.

>>720332173
For me it's when he asks for one of each different types of contribution then stares in silence at the chat screen waiting for the money to show up
And the classic "it's your last chance to give me money for today" lines

>>720332318
He's been bitching and dropping streams because can't get past 50 dollars in donos.

>>720331892
Seeing his censored webcam picture-in-picture on that slide at some faggot game dev conference is also funny as fuck. The absurdity of his life trajectory is really one of a kind. I still laugh my ass off every time I watch the Lightning Returns unboxing video

who?

>>720332793
He complained he didn't give any permission (or get any money) for that.