Thread 720334470

how do you think /v/-tan would sound if he spoke?

and yep, you read that right. I'm breaking character from my usual kawaii desu persona. it'll be back in no time tho.

>>720334713
not a bad choice, but his voice would be deeper since he's like.. 23? I think.

Raspy and terminally shouting
>and yep, you read that right. I'm breaking character from my usual kawaii desu persona. it'll be back in no time tho.
>The fuck is he talking about
>Look at name in archive
The fuck

>>720334864
>Raspy and terminally shouting
damn right.

oh, and about the kawaii desu persona thing, this is how i normally speak:

"hiii 4chan!!! >w< dis is hao I normally speak :3 basically liek a 2007 oldfart larper in kawaiispeak! ^w^"

>>720334864
wait what archive-

would he sound like the angry video game nerd?

>>720334981
You press the archive button
I don't know how ironic you are but I almost miss when I typed like that. I physically cannot begin to think in the way I used to type. Nor do I know how anyone found it legible with the amount of abbreviations and typos.

>>720335508
Thanks doc.

>>720334470 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1nHnEL3PM

i don't know what or who this tranny namefag is but i feel like /v/-tan would sound like eddy from ed edd n eddy

What.

>>720335508
...ok that's nice but I'm kinda stupid so you have to tell me where the archive button is, and I hate how I recognize this image.

>>720335798
SPOT ON.

>>720335832
my name's kam and I love the bastardized version of the 2000s era of 4chan so much I made a whole persona out of it.

>>720336084
Sorry you have to have 4chan Gold :^)
Eddy sounds about right though

>>720336203

nice try :)

based thread

>>720334470 (OP)
probably a really obnoxious lisp

My uncle repeatedly molested me and made me trans btw

>>720336406
average furry origin story

>>720335508
wait, you used to type like my kawaii desu persona?

>>720336301
based reply + based image. I kneel.

>>720336406
man I should really get a tripcode

>>720336370
trigger warning: fnf

I always thought /v/-tan's vocals in the fnf /v/-tan mod gave him a fitting voice

I think my wife is this guy.

She gets extremely pissed off and believes in objectivity to an autistic fucking degree. There is no exception. A game is either good, or it's FUCKING DOGSHIT.

She has these darker and thick eyebrows, they are very expressive but usually furrowed and they twitch when she's processing her next argument. In voice chats all she does is yell at people for their shit takes. Games, politics, art, personalities. You name it, she has not only an opinion, but she has THE opinion. The only opinion worth respecting, and she will treat you like a fucking RETARD if you don't agree with it. She tears everyone around her down. She will even start yelling, and even if someone goes "Oh she got mad!" All that does is unleash the floodgates of RAGE and she will just not stop yelling at them.

I don't know if I should be afraid for myself, all I know is the ass is fat and the sex is amazing. And she cooks.

Also, she doesn't even play video games. I never see her playing fucking video games. Just arguing about them ALL fucking day.

>>720336454
Not precisely but it was the average underage speak at the time with all the :P o.o xD emoticons and tlkng lke a rtrd. I remember I used to say "awkward silence" literally any time the conversation fell into a lull. It only got beat out of me when I got to 4chan because I'd probably get my ass banned speaking like that.
I wish I still had screenshots from playing Maplestory back in the day

>>720336926

holy fucking shit anon, if this is all true (probably isn't) you have female /v/-tan for a wife.

CAN I MEET HER AND SAY HI??? (˵O ᗜ O˵)

>>720337028
>It only got beat out of me when I got to 4chan because I'd probably get my ass banned speaking like that.

i speak like that and have a field day on 4chan, regardless of whether I get my ass verbally beat or not :D

>>720337028
Evil Mr. Coconut turns into a pine tree.

>>720334470 (OP)
https://youtu.be/IUQIgE_4ak0?t=663

>>720337107
Anon, stop! You'll scare off the posers!

>>720337107
this but in a deeper voice. then it'd be perfect.

>>720334470 (OP)
Why the heck /v/ is bold elf from Warcraft ?

>>720337980
>bold elf from Warcraft ?
eh?

Are we talking about old /v/-tan or what /v/-tan would sound like in 2025?
Because I think those are two different things.
Lol.

>>720338125
we're talking about how this loveable little angry prick would sound

>>720337107
Man if I was born a little earlier I'm 100% sure I would have been a homecuck fan. Scary thought.

I really don't care if /v/-tan would call me the slur dictionary, I would love to sit next to him playing vidya after a rough day of school, given that he doesn't lose his shit.

Would he play smash melee?

>>720338887
>I really don't care if /v/-tan would call me the slur dictionary
this is how friends are supposed to communicate together but society has fallen apart

>>720338050
He looks like Sylvanas after transformation to dude

I don’t mean to be one of those “silly quirky autism” or those “autism bad” mfs but do you think /v/-tan might be slightly autistic himself?

>>720339681
its /v/, hes autism incarnate

>>720334470 (OP)
snoytranny + phonetoddlers thread

>>720340204

It all makes sense now…

God I love this character.

>>720340443
it’s /v/-tan
what’s there not to like?

also wtf is a “phonetoddler”

>>720334825
I don't think board tans have "canon" ages. If they're meant to represent the board in general, he'd be 12 or something, considering most anons are underageb&.

Dan from Dan Vs the Internet

>>720340553
I just made up 23 because he looks like he’s in his early 20s. But yeah, /v/-tan looks like he doesn’t even know his own age

To make /v/-tan would be going full absurdist in the culture of this site, without irony and with full sincerity, being mindful of being cringe or inserting your OWN opinions or ideals and keeping the character itself intact to what it is, pure and unadulterated autism. Not the quirk chungus by self-diagnosed trannies, nor the faux and hypocritical conservatism by actual grifters who love Israel.
In short words, is just some crude anon who loves vidya, no more or less, someone who gets mad and criticizes current vidya because he loves the hobby and sometimes can go contrarian just out of spite for (You)... and also to get (You)s. Simple to understand.
Also he rapes lolis, really important point.

>>720340687
everything until the last part is right about /v/-tan because /v/-tan’s an asshole, not a monster.

Chat, this anon doesn't know.

>>720340774
>suddenly
First time over here?

>>720340624
also a really good fit.

>>720340894

not really. I don’t lurk in /v/ at all, but I always come here to kawaiipost and show off my /v/-tan drawings. And yes, I’m sure there’s a lot of pedophiles in this cesspit of a board. We’re on 4chan, after all.
but this doesn’t apply to /v/-tan because pedophilia is stinky and /v/-tan is smelly enough

>>720341052
Touristchama...

OC

>>720340774
Anon, I would admonish you for being a fucking namefag, but right now I'm baffled at how you actually don't fucking know. This shithole is not politically correct, and for the character being edgy (and not the fucking safe edgy about just swearing and being gay promiscuous Tumblrfags love) would be part of him.
And I won't even spoonfed you why the last part is based or where it comes from looking at how you are a fucking tourist with no identity, a poser who takes something people have interest in and twist it to be some sort of sockpuppet faggot.
>>720341052
Nevermind, just get fucking AIDS and cancer. And I say it literally and in no way poetically, figuratively or metaphorically.

>>720341327
that part was retconned

>>720341334
this is the kind of shit I like to see.

>>720341350
ok have a nice day.

>>720340774
>>720341052
A tourist and a namefag, what a fucking surprise.
Pass the discord server link before you start whining to your coven of trannies and sissies.

>>720341350
Fucking based, that's how /v/tan would actually react over here

>>720341453
Oh no, a fucking redditor jeet.

okay I think I’m gonna go to bed..

>>720341671
And I'm going to bed with your mom.
To fuck her.
Get cucked, nigger.

>>720334470 (OP)
This >>720335798 or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HudhmZ5Ct2g

>>720341350
Based

OP you are a 13 year old girl

>>720341327
Post the complete deal, faggot.

>falling for obvious bait
ISHYGDDT

>>720341874
don't reply to that nigger, he wants to make /v/tan a sexy tumblrman. or just a faggot for teenagers, they are pretty much the same shit

>>720342091
RUN!

>>720342217
Nah, this time is an actual retard.

>>720338887
>school
How old are you?

I am very confused on whether or not this is someone doing an epic troll or an actual child.

>>720342316
Anon, he's a zoomie who thinks /v/tan wouldn't lose his shit. Let that sink in.

>>720341671
Look buddy, I don't know if you're trolling or not you seem like a nice but dumb kid, just stay out of this place there's nothing for you or your kind here that will actually improve your life. Just leave and keep your peace and happiness.

>>720342385
Poe's law exists for a reason. I would always go for the retard who will always use the "I was doing le epic troll you 4channers, I wasn't actually a retard" given how this shithole is becoming reddit before the faggotry thanks to these fucking tourists. Now I know how Hawaii and Puerto Rico feels.

I thought the board tans were just supposed to be the boards, but people?
If that's true then modern /v/ tan is probably not the same as the old one. I was here when we were making project hate machine.
Do you guys remember that. We tried to make a video game about the board tans.
We should finish that one day I don't know why we abandoned the project.
I remember we already had a volunteer voice actor for /v/ tan too, he just screamed and whined about difficulty lol.

>>720342493
You said that, but this place might be good to train s thick skin and for critical thinking (doesn't apply to falling to bait).
>>720342532
I would follow any trolling for the chance my obnoxious autism get dome trannies to actually suicide IRL.

>>720342385
a well researched child, modern randumb can be easily researched by going to /s4s/ but the board doesn't make for ebigggg screencaps that you can share with your classmates over vrchat or discord, so it flies under the radar in favour of this imitation
nevermind the fact that this shit was, in fact, not popular at all on 4chan proper, but was a holdover from early neocities and gaiaonline that crossposters still bothered with for a while before dropping and picking up imageboard-specific habits

>>720342628
*some
Fuck me, now I have to commit whatever suicide rate trannies have now.

We need to finish the video game and /v/ has to be the main protag lol.

>>720341671
I'm gonna go against the jaded faggot norm and tell you that you are a good kid kam and I appreciate what you are trying to do :). But to be honest you should probably stay out of this site, lurk for at least a year before posting, all you're gonna earn (rightfully so) doing this bit is people calling you a retarded faggot and you getting your feelings hurt.

>>720342810
Dude shes not gonna fuck you

>>720342546
>project hate machine
has it been eleven years already? fuck me
sadly the project got swept up in the post-gamergate astroturfing and died, as most projects like that are wont to do
also baitfish surging around the time funneled dev time away from fundamental mechanics in flavour of a grappling hook so, yeah, rip

>>720341671
Don't be a faggot like >>720342810 and go back. Also kill yourself before you become a tranny and commit a school shooting.

>>720342852
>dumb nigger can't understand that you need to talk to tourists in their language so they understand they need to get the fuck out

>>720342918
I would rather spam tranny gore pics than dumb down my language to the level of tourists.

>>720342918
>lurk for at least a year before posting
that doesn't seem like being told they need to get the fuck out, more like prolonging it

>>720342879
Would have been pretty cool if we actually made a 4chan video game with /v/ as the main protag and reddit as the enemy, there were several voice actors and actresses, I still remember a few lines like if /d/ died she would say "jokes on you, that's my fetish," and there were even a few playable demos in the works but just barely, lol.

>>720342918
I think we should follow the chink philosophy of "by the roots" when it comes to tourists.

Dan from Dan Vs but slightly whinier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp8tYLGVujI

>>720334470 (OP)
Fuck off with your algorithm-chasing redditor bullshit. No, you do not deserve help with your shitty youtube video. And no you do not deserve to know which voice to make AI dub said shitty youtube video. Fuck off and kill yourself.

>>720340847
Don't call me chat.

if u reed dis u hav 2 maek an reaction image :3

>>720342628
>and for critical thinking
You're more likely to pick up bad habbits in reasoning from the knuckle-dragging retards on this board.

>>720343030
>>720343223
>>720341350
don't worry bout this guy too much anons
i had him add me on discord, he's 18 and seems pretty genuine, not a troll, just whimsically autistic

hooked him up with a download of macromedia flash so he can make the sort of kawaii emo 2000s style animations he likes, and introduced him to the idea of making his own website on neocities with a little help from chatGPT for the html

its what i'd have wanted someone to do for me, instead of getting caught up wasting time shitposting to a peanut gallery crab-bucket cesspit like this

they seem cool, just maybe a bit fixated on their idea of 4chan from "y2k nostalgia" tiktoks or something

>>720345831
Tell him he's a faggot and he should suicide too. And while you are at it, do it too.

>>720345251
Hey, a bad example is still useful in knowing what not to do.

>>720334470 (OP)
This
https://youtu.be/7Z0wV2xsx1o

>>720334470 (OP)
/v/-tan is cringe, forced and the most reddit mascot imaginable

Keep up the good work, kam.
Don't let underage bring you down

bro chose to be called cum

>>720334470 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA4W4hwDdq0&t=32s
i can't put this type of voice into words, but it's always cynical

>>720334713
0:18 is the voice I think would fit him the most

>>720334470 (OP)
Unironically? His voice in the FNF mod is perfect.

>>720341327
why he did it bros?

>>720343010
/v/ should do a DOOM collab. /v/-tan would be a natural stand-in for Doomguy.

>>720352970
Did he even have a voiceover in it?

Good voice

Garmin Fenix 3 : Charging Do's & Don'ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMUMTnS908

Less good (same guy), more interesting/informative video. TLDR: "Trakback feature of watch provides a line and heading so wherever you go you can go back to where you pressed start on the watch app. Would be great for kids so they don't get lost. Also has a heart rate monitor and compass. Heart rate monitor could be useful if injured. To save nurses time, press a button to see heart rate over the last 4 hours and current. No wasting time taking pulse.

Enduro 3 vs Fēnix 3: TracBackin' !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxAdhXj0IJM

Solo hike video OK too. OK. Not running through or really going into the unknown. Follows a trail. But you see some water. Screenshot pic related. The best part.

Watch has a bump on the bottom which would be uncomfortable for most. I got mine as a gift. (Fenix 3 HR)

>>720353680
Also the waterproofing is said to be unreliable. The seal wearing out. I assumed the same. Not nice. Something to bear in mind though. To put in a condom when swimming as to avoid being fucky fuck fucked.

>>720345831
breaking the cycle of violence <3