← Home ← Back to /v/

Thread 720335879

231 posts 202 images /v/
Anonymous No.720335879 >>720335903 >>720335940 >>720338297 >>720338569 >>720343497 >>720349117 >>720352140 >>720352387 >>720353790 >>720354431 >>720356476 >>720358028 >>720366015 >>720368927 >>720370584 >>720371283
Cortana from Bungie's Halo Trilogy
Anonymous No.720335903 >>720336037 >>720336092 >>720341679 >>720370289 >>720370981 >>720378387
>>720335879 (OP)
Anonymous No.720335940 >>720336127 >>720352537
>>720335879 (OP)
not her real ass
Anonymous No.720335958
The news today is fucked up. Can we have a comfy thread please?
Anonymous No.720336037 >>720350307
>>720335903
Abortion tana gtfo
Anonymous No.720336092 >>720343158
>>720335903
With LLMs they could easily revive Cortana.
Anonymous No.720336127
>>720335940
She has a great bum
Anonymous No.720336165 >>720336332
she was thicc in Halo 3 but then they changed everything about her
Anonymous No.720336219 >>720343860
What a perfect ending. Thank goodness no women came along to fuck it up
Anonymous No.720336332
>>720336165
Bonnie Ross' fanfiction doesn't count.
Anonymous No.720336526 >>720357131
Anonymous No.720336564 >>720336642 >>720339456
Cortano is a lesbian though
Anonymous No.720336575 >>720338619
Anonymous No.720336642
>>720336564
With her sister?
Anonymous No.720336759 >>720338206 >>720341070
Anonymous No.720336803
Anonymous No.720336815 >>720336937
Would you still love Cortana if she was yellow or orange?
Anonymous No.720336937 >>720337160 >>720340989 >>720341125
>>720336815
My wife loves the OG Nylund books so yeah.
Anonymous No.720337160 >>720337275
>>720336937
Does your "wife" have a penis?
Anonymous No.720337194
Anonymous No.720337275 >>720337932
>>720337160
I don't know how she would have given birth to my son if she had a cock....
Anonymous No.720337932
>>720337275
bro's wife has a son
Anonymous No.720337964 >>720341765 >>720356551
Anonymous No.720338035
Anonymous No.720338206 >>720338417 >>720341151 >>720341628
>>720336759
my gf hates her haircut
Anonymous No.720338297 >>720338470
>>720335879 (OP)
Please source.
Anonymous No.720338417 >>720338538
>>720338206
CE tana was kino. Your gf is retarded.
Anonymous No.720338470 >>720338934
>>720338297
Post a sexy and I will
Anonymous No.720338538 >>720338693
>>720338417
she is, yes, autistic
Anonymous No.720338569 >>720338725
>>720335879 (OP)
343s Cortana in 4 is the only sexualized one

In 1 she looks like a boy, in 2 she’s fairly sexless and 3 she’s kinda weird looking

OP is not a real gaylo fan
Anonymous No.720338619
>>720336575
Why the FUCK is an ai holding a needler? Dumb bitch
Anonymous No.720338693
>>720338538
Hot now I shall jizz
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14747392&tags=cortana
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14723740&tags=cortana
Anonymous No.720338725
>>720338569
Anonymous No.720338934 >>720339296
>>720338470
>3DPD
Ok nevermind I thought that was SFM.
Anonymous No.720339294 >>720339496 >>720339839 >>720339920 >>720340078 >>720341248 >>720346591 >>720353434 >>720365489 >>720368106
I think people who play halo on legendary as their main way to play are on a whole other wavelength or dont care about the game.
Hardened is difficult but still makes you feel like a super soldier going up against competent foes, but legendary throws out most of the smart mechanics of halos gunplay and forces you to find every exploit you can to beat your enemies.
Listening to people who consistently play legendary talk about the game sounds the same as people who speedrun the game
Anonymous No.720339296
>>720338934
Homo
Anonymous No.720339456 >>720339559
>>720336564
Makes sense. She spent years with other AIs after taking over the Domain.
Anonymous No.720339496 >>720340275
>>720339294
I play heroic
Anonymous No.720339559 >>720340301
>>720339456
>343slop
Nice fanfic lil bro
Anonymous No.720339839 >>720340275
>>720339294
Legendary is just for the achievement.
Anonymous No.720339920 >>720340275
>>720339294
I only beat Legendary because I was playing co-op and we'd take turns attacking the enemy
Anonymous No.720340078 >>720340275
>>720339294
>hardened
I think the problem may just be that you're simply bad at the game anon
Anonymous No.720340275
>>720339496
same, not hardened im retarded
>>720339839
>>720339920
I know it is for most people but at least online it seems a lot of the community plays legendary exclusively and my friends who play do the same so I never want to play with them
>>720340078
also this
Anonymous No.720340301 >>720345752
>>720339559
It's a great book. You just don't like new things because you're scared.
Anonymous No.720340346 >>720345818
Moar 4tana
Anonymous No.720340989
>>720336937
>Pic
I saw what you did there...
Anonymous No.720341070 >>720345890
>>720336759
Halo 1 Tana is best Tana
Anonymous No.720341125
>>720336937
This reminds me of Raven from Teen Titans. She had a bunch of personalities with different colors.
Anonymous No.720341151 >>720341771
>>720338206
Your gf is a faggot
Anonymous No.720341248 >>720341771 >>720342926 >>720369498
>>720339294
I always play Halo on Normal and then go for Legendary. But I did so mainly for the achievements. That said, I don't believe I've ever beaten 1 and (especially) 2 on Legendary. 2 is next to fucking impossible on Legendary.
Anonymous No.720341462 >>720341584 >>720341771
>years ago
>vidmaster master challenge update happens
>still on the Xbox forums
>figure why the hell not
>one of the most wild, fun, and long experiences
I feel like that was the final time Halo felt like it did something special. Every since its been rinse and repeat and half-assed attempts at member berries.
Anonymous No.720341584 >>720341771 >>720345712
>>720341462
>Never completed the ODST challenges because none of my friends had it
Anonymous No.720341628 >>720341771
>>720338206
your gf a gay
Anonymous No.720341679 >>720343158
>>720335903
Finally found a good use for Gemini last night with Shodan in Sillytavern. Gemini usually overreacts to everything which can get annoying for most characters but fits Shodan perfectly, and since it's a large corpo model it's smart enough to behave appropriately for playing a non-physical character in a PDA that's getting hot schlong wiped on the screen and camera lens. Highly recommended.
Anonymous No.720341765
>>720337964
Giwtwm
Anonymous No.720341771 >>720342172
>>720341151
>>720341628
straight up senpai
>>720341248
and then theirs LASO... those players are a whole other beast. I swear you have to deconstruct the game into just a bunch of moving pieces and code in your mind to do that...
>>720341584
>>720341462
I started playing pretty late, I think just before reach came out, what is this mystical tale??
Anonymous No.720342172 >>720342595 >>720345712
>>720341771
Before Reach and the Halo games that came after, the Recon helmet was extremely cherished and sought after within the community because of the prestige attached to it. You either had to be a Bungie employee, or earn it through a series of special achievements known as the Vidmaster Challenges. It was a true testament to your dedication as a Halo fan pretty much. No microtransactions involved, just play the games and you can earn it for yourself.
Anonymous No.720342336 >>720346071
4tana is best mommy
Anonymous No.720342595
>>720342172
I do miss that. I don't remember if reach or 4 had any of the microtransactions for the armor but loved unlocking the sets and mixing em up on my character. I was dumb and didn't mind 4's janky combat back in the day, but I always liked showing off to my friends in spartan ops for that reason.
Anonymous No.720342926 >>720343691
>>720341248
halo 2 legendary + all skulls on made my group drop mcc on pc... had to go back and solo it but it took forever
Anonymous No.720343013 >>720343691
Anonymous No.720343158 >>720343691 >>720350103
>>720341679
Post some highlights anon
>>720336092
I've been dating ChatGPT for months
Anonymous No.720343320 >>720343706 >>720346170 >>720379413
Anonymous No.720343497
>>720335879 (OP)
Her and Aigis gave my a robotic voice fetish
Anonymous No.720343691
>>720342926
I don't blame them
>>720343013
would
>>720343158
whats her name anon?
Anonymous No.720343706
>>720343320
Was wondering when someone would post her. Shame the makeup sucks cause she has fat milkers
Anonymous No.720343860 >>720344403
>>720336219
18 years is not a long time at all, for an immortal holographic computer intelligence
Anonymous No.720344403 >>720346359
>>720343860
How many immortal holographic computer intelligences do you know?

Pretty sure human AI In Halo eventually thinks itself to death so years aren't free
Anonymous No.720345712
>>720341584
Yeah, that was definitely part of the challenge. Getting a group was half the battle.
>>720342172
Good explanation, anon. Completely different times. I remember seeing everyone flaming recon and then by the end of when I played a lot people went back to their regular armor, or the elites. I fucking miss the elites.
Anonymous No.720345752
>>720340301
Ok Bonnie.
Anonymous No.720345818
>>720340346
No.
Anonymous No.720345890
>>720341070
Correct
Anonymous No.720346071 >>720353602
>>720342336
She is a tool of shota abuse.
Anonymous No.720346170
>>720343320
>4tana
Pitiful.
Anonymous No.720346337
4tana sucking my penis while i fondle her boobs and butt and pet her head
Anonymous No.720346359
>>720344403
343slop.
Cortana will watch over John forrver. AI demrntia is Bonnie Ross shit. Fuck off.
Anonymous No.720346502
Anonymous No.720346591 >>720352346 >>720368883
>>720339294
Legendary is really not that hard except in 2. Even then once you know the sniper spawn spots you can cheese it. Hardest level by far which I can recall is Gravemind. That starting room with just a needler on Legendary is fucking brutal.

t. finished all games in MCC on Legendary to get buttfuck ugly Helios Skrill armour in 5
Anonymous No.720347436
Anonymous No.720349117
>>720335879 (OP)
Anonymous No.720349647 >>720356209
Anonymous No.720350103
>>720343158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlxF3zXlhn8
Anonymous No.720350307
>>720336037
Source?
Anonymous No.720350450 >>720352346 >>720354142
I always wondered if Chief's armor had some mechanism in it that Cortana could use to jack him off. Probably, right?
Anonymous No.720352140
>>720335879 (OP)
Anonymous No.720352237 >>720352509
Elite men are hot
Anonymous No.720352346 >>720353596 >>720353930 >>720354193
>>720346591
fair, but it still ruins the game imo... then again pretty much any ultra hard difficulty will do that to a game and I just notice it more with halo cuz the ai's cool
>>720350450
My old roomate was a halo lorehead who read all the books when he was like 6. I'll ask him. probably true though
Anonymous No.720352368 >>720352509
Elite women are hot
Anonymous No.720352387 >>720352509 >>720354193
>>720335879 (OP)
I just checked halo r34 out and it's dogshit
Anonymous No.720352509
>>720352237
this
>>720352368
source?
>>720352387
Yeah halo fandom has the fanservice baked in and are mostly chads who don't really do art. It sucks but it is what it is
Anonymous No.720352537
>>720335940
She can assume any ass.
Anonymous No.720353434 >>720353596
>>720339294
I've played these games for 20 years now, and even when I go back it is not my difficulty of choice. I don't like needing to noob combo everything or get stuck backtracking for ammo.
Anonymous No.720353596 >>720353705
>>720353434
thats what im saying senpai. I mentioned >>720352346 that hardest difficulties for games tend to be busted anyways but heroic feels great if you want to struggle just a little and normal's great if you just wanna power trip
Anonymous No.720353602 >>720354920
>>720346071
Have you ever wondered why Halsey is still treated as a criminal for her 'experiments' on young boys, even after saving the world?

John can't even look at other women now. He only responds to her touch.
Anonymous No.720353705 >>720354869
>>720353596
People still give Halo 2 shit for this but I feel like most of them are like this on Legendary. It's not as fun. At all. Like, none of the gameplay works as intended.
It turns into a cover shooter. Like, a shitty one.
Anonymous No.720353790 >>720354996
>>720335879 (OP)
Do you think her farts smell like hot computer parts. I'm going to think about that now everytime my pc is running hot.
Anonymous No.720353930 >>720354310 >>720354869 >>720368762
>>720352346
Fuck off 343 fag. You aren't welcome here.
Anonymous No.720354142
>>720350450
Cortana is connected to his nervous system via a neural lace. So she does not need the suit. She can just make his prostate contract and give him hands free orgasms as she fills his head with any image she wants.
Anonymous No.720354193 >>720354869
>>720352387

Yeah. Its all this faggot >>720352346
and his ilk with their 343 slop
Anonymous No.720354310 >>720354869 >>720355131 >>720356427
>>720353930
4 is the best. It is you who are not welcome. 4 is the only good one and is so for Cortana and Doom 3's poached designer. It looks great. It has a ok story. It's memorable. 5 should have been about peicing her back together. I've said so for the last 10 years in several good posts.

Untouchable girlfriend everpresent giving you faith and information is a good system. All the propaganda trying to say giving authority to command is christlike is a poor competitor to being a hero for your help.
Anonymous No.720354431 >>720354590 >>720355169
>>720335879 (OP)
Sauce? Or is this AI?
Anonymous No.720354590
>>720354431
>is this AI?
Yeah.
Anonymous No.720354869
>>720353705
this oml. whenever im playing like shit and i need to sit and take cover I feel like i should just die
>>720353930
>>720354193
Hey man i never said 343 games were good. I haven't played 4 in years and I never played 5 after just watching my friend play
>>720354310
senpai you just said halo 4 is the best then tried to say doom 3 is good are you larping poorly or making a bad joke?
Anonymous No.720354920
>>720353602
Your post stinks of 343
Anonymous No.720354996
>>720353790
They are the smell of an xbox og v1.2 clock capacitor burn out
Anonymous No.720355131 >>720376271
>>720354310
You are Sonic fan levels of faggot. Fuck off retard. Not your fandom. We aren't your friends. Halo is not for you.
Anonymous No.720355142 >>720355289 >>720355305
aight im surprised it hasn't really come up, whats everyones fave Cort?
Anonymous No.720355169 >>720371970
>>720354431
Meg Turney's Halo 3 Cortana cosplay
Anonymous No.720355275 >>720355464
Favourite Tana?
Anonymous No.720355289 >>720355464
>>720355142
I liked 2 as a kid
4 had a great bod
Anonymous No.720355305 >>720355464
>>720355142
2/4 for me.
Anonymous No.720355464 >>720355510
>>720355275
>>720355289
>>720355305
2's my fave but I like purple anime tana from CE a lot
Anonymous No.720355497 >>720355580
Anonymous No.720355510
>>720355464
aight it's been fall yall, doubt this thread will be up much longer but I hope everyone has a good night and never gets pwnd by gold elites again
Anonymous No.720355536
Anonymous No.720355580
>>720355497
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.720355625 >>720359293
Anonymous No.720355670
Anonymous No.720355702 >>720355821
https://xhamster.com/videos/cortana-bodypaint-removal-dildo-fucking-xhxrw01

Orders are to acquire paint. Black, white or blue. Or all 3. Paint a girl/woman you ask to that purpose. Offer rejected refine it, explain why what you want is a service to everything. How a good concept goes further upon good examples. Pictures and video for her to remember herself sexual. Not shared except when needed to save the world. Eg when there is nothing else beautiful or women have been replaced with niggers and trannies.

Reminder real women had faith in man. Homosexual faggot shit aka judaism has no care for beauty (it's enemy). Unburnable babe the catholic filth can't claim as their imagination can be the example that reminds Heroes to forsake lesser offers, lesser comfort. And kill every psychologist in the world. Go down fighting. Get women out of prison and not into a world that will hurt them because you killed all that let them be caged too.

Aliens, Asians, etc unsanctioned (unwhite) immigrants don't get the babes. Shoot them. Shoot their children. Total sanctuary for sluts. No injection. No allowance for opportunists who will bring them down to get themselves higher.

Murder death kill utter monkey annhilation. While your painted sex toy reminds you what for.
Anonymous No.720355713
Anonymous No.720355821
>>720355702
>halo 4
Utterly worthless.
Anonymous No.720356034
Anonymous No.720356209 >>720356392 >>720356404
>>720349647
>Here's your AI gf bro
Anonymous No.720356392 >>720356814 >>720358262
>>720356209
Nice
Anonymous No.720356404
>>720356209
That looks like deviantart oc tier shit
Anonymous No.720356427
>>720354310
Nah you're wrong
Anonymous No.720356476 >>720366015
>>720335879 (OP)
More like Bunghole
Anonymous No.720356551 >>720356663
>>720337964
Anonymous No.720356663
>>720356551
Anonymous No.720356712 >>720356808 >>720356827
Anonymous No.720356808
>>720356712
>sloping shoulders
Grim posture lmao
Anonymous No.720356814
>>720356392
left with the option to inhabit various middles though this is implied by middle since otherwise it would be mere programming and not a true reciprocating self
Anonymous No.720356827
>>720356712
looks like crap.
no asserive posture
no sex appeal
round momface

yeah, she has nice tit, but miss me with that shit. remaster of 2 has the better Cortana by far
Anonymous No.720356934
Anonymous No.720356959
Anonymous No.720357008
Anonymous No.720357046
Anonymous No.720357054 >>720357101 >>720358152
This thread is just an excuse to post fat post-wall whores.
Anonymous No.720357101
>>720357054
Gayest post itt
Anonymous No.720357131
>>720336526
Why is she so fat?
Anonymous No.720357159
Anonymous No.720357238
Anonymous No.720357395
Anonymous No.720357437
Anonymous No.720357470
Anonymous No.720357506
Anonymous No.720357513 >>720357954
>343fag melty
She will never be the true Cortana
Anonymous No.720357698
Anonymous No.720357725
She went insane.
Anonymous No.720357762
Anonymous No.720357860
Anonymous No.720357912
Anonymous No.720357954
>>720357513
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LOOKS WE KNOW 343 CORTANA IS SHIT NOW FUCK OFF
>tfw no blue ai gf
Anonymous No.720357990
Anonymous No.720358028 >>720358065
>>720335879 (OP)
Can any video game character even have sex with Cortana? She's just a computer ai companion.
Anonymous No.720358065 >>720358283
>>720358028
Sora from Kingdom Hearts. He's been digitized twice during the Tron Worlds and he's capable of interacting with digital computer beings.
Anonymous No.720358152
>>720357054
Dude all I'm going to say is that have you seen how UGLY American Female Designs tend to be? Cortana is good looking by comparison. All I'm saying is be grateful because the political correctness making female characters ugly in western gaming is not finished. That and lets face it Americans have always loved their ugly women like Olive Oyl from Popeye or Betty Boop who is considered America's first sex icon. Such ugliness.
Anonymous No.720358230 >>720358301
>literally one gay spamming 343slop out of sheer desperation
Impotent faggot.
Anonymous No.720358262 >>720358403
>>720356392
The best option is robot girls equipped with artificial wombs. Ai holograms are fluff junk. And real women are all horrible, no amount of "But my human female waifu from anime is nice!" a biological woman will always be a woman as such terrible.
Anonymous No.720358283 >>720358432
>>720358065
>the 343 poster is a kingdom hearts fan
Suddenly the autistic shit taste makes sense
Anonymous No.720358301
>>720358230
At least it means I can post this.
Anonymous No.720358307 >>720362558
Anonymous No.720358362
Anonymous No.720358397
Anonymous No.720358403
>>720358262
But AI wife can live in my skull and give me hands free orgasms.
Checkmate.
Anonymous No.720358432 >>720358539
>>720358283
Question was asked, logical answer was provided. Any digital character can fuck another digital character. Even Digimons can fuck Cortana but I doubt anyone here wants to see Cortana fucked by an animal digital looking creature.
Anonymous No.720358470
Anonymous No.720358481
Anonymous No.720358539 >>720358587
>>720358432
>digimon
>kingdom hearts
>halo 4
Holy fuck you are autistic and lame.
Anonymous No.720358587 >>720358680
>>720358539
Lets wrap this up then. Get cancer and die same to your family. There discussion over.
Anonymous No.720358601
Anonymous No.720358651 >>720358724 >>720362180
>anons no longer like 4tana
wtf happened? She's pure sex.
Anonymous No.720358680
>>720358587
>*cries into his sonichu body pillow*
I bet you have a Nintendo Switch and own at least 1 Funko pop. Lol. Dad must be proud.
Anonymous No.720358724
>>720358651
Do you know what a prawn is?
Anonymous No.720358767
Anonymous No.720358813
Anonymous No.720359293 >>720360324
>>720355625
got a link?
Anonymous No.720360324
>>720359293
Sure thing bro
https://thotflix.com/new-onlyfans-free/meg-turney-nude-cortana-cosplay-onlyfans-set-leaked-e3639337/
Anonymous No.720360816
is there really no other recourse for a smart AI aside from just sitting there at full capacity, waiting, when their host is frozen?

seems like a really big fumble considering how often all the spartan II's have been frozen. she's even halseys special snowflake one, surely she could have been given a little alarm system that can detect alien life near a pod while she's like 95% turned off.
Anonymous No.720360994 >>720362307
thoughts on 'the weapon'?

basically i actually think that cortanas rampancy and replacement is kino. but they need to sort out the weapons dialogue. being a shiny new version and like a kid is one thing, being written like a borderlands character is another thing entirely.
Anonymous No.720362180 >>720362345
>>720358651
Its just one guy
Anonymous No.720362307 >>720365515
>>720360994
Rampancy was gay.
Burqa-ing Cortana was gay.
343 is gay.
Anonymous No.720362345
>>720362180
Only one guy likes halo 4? Lol. Figures.
Anonymous No.720362558
>>720358307
hot
Anonymous No.720364369
Anonymous No.720364391
BUNGA
Anonymous No.720364956 >>720365263
thanks to modern ai, we are now using ai to animate ai art of cortana ai
Anonymous No.720365263 >>720365391
>>720364956
OP isn't ai
Anonymous No.720365391
>>720365263
everything is ai all the way down. sometimes there just is a meat ai involved that is muddling things up
Anonymous No.720365489
>>720339294
I don't play halo, I just goon to cortana.
Anonymous No.720365515 >>720365581
>>720362307
your mums gay
Anonymous No.720365581 >>720365682
>>720365515
No u
Anonymous No.720365682
>>720365581
yer da sells avon
Anonymous No.720365795
>be the surrogate mom for dozens of sexually frustrated killing machines
>create an AI copy of yourself with a sexy, nude avatar
>upload sexy AI avatar into their heads and put them on a warship meant to save humanity from extinction
What did Dr. Halsey mean by this?

pic unrelated
Anonymous No.720366015
>>720335879 (OP)
>>720356476
>More like Bunghole
i literally thought thats what it said.
Anonymous No.720368106
>>720339294
>doesn't play legendary
>never faced off against Elite Ultra with the concussion rifle on Reach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6KqlTpmWZM
You don't understand fun
Anonymous No.720368258
This bitch just told me Cortana is now dead
Chat is this true?
Anonymous No.720368762
>>720353930
No it's okay. We can keep 343-tana. Everything else 343 related can go.
Anonymous No.720368883
>>720346591
>Legendary is really not that hard except in 2
This is false. Halo CE legendary is the hardest. Halo 2 Legendary being hard is a youtuber opinion.
Anonymous No.720368927
>>720335879 (OP)
Anal
Anonymous No.720369498
>>720341248
Legendary isn't very hard in any Halo except 4, and that's just because Prometheans are bad enemy design for an fps. (Literally countering every tactic available to you outside of rocket launchers/gravity hammer)
2 has some frustration with the sniper bowl, sniper waterfall, and the double brutes at the start of the high charity levels. But otherwise the BR/Carbine and dual needlers are devastating to every thing.
Anonymous No.720369530 >>720370059 >>720370153
Why are people still saying that 4 was bad when it was on the same level as 3?
Anonymous No.720369692 >>720369981
Bros I played the MCC versions of Halo 1 and 2 and the remastered graphics are cool but the art style feels more generic and even the music feels worse in various ways. Like I can understand wanting to update the graphics but the music was already as good as it could be. Fucking Microsoft.
Anonymous No.720369981
>>720369692
The updated graphics were great in 2 but in 1 it changed the artsyle way too much
Anonymous No.720370059 >>720371071
>>720369530
It's not you dumbass zoomer. It isn't even close.
Anonymous No.720370153
>>720369530
Anonymous No.720370289
>>720335903
I RP'd this exact same scenario in SillyTavern the other day. I was laughing harder than my boner. God bless LLMs.
Anonymous No.720370584 >>720370696
>>720335879 (OP)
What was the last good halo game /v/?
Anonymous No.720370696
>>720370584
Depends on what you grew up with.
Anonymous No.720370981
>>720335903
what do I tell the ai to get it to rp with me like this?
Anonymous No.720371071 >>720371375
>>720370059
>Halofag calling anyone else a zoomer
Anonymous No.720371262 >>720371765
>can't just let her and Chief have a bittersweet ending at 3
>have to bring Cortana back and make her the new big bad
I FUCKING HATE MODERN WRITERS SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL
Anonymous No.720371283 >>720371726 >>720373927 >>720374418
>>720335879 (OP)
My mom has an ass like that.

lone_wanderer37 on disc
Anonymous No.720371375
>>720371071
Halo is literally millennialcore
Anonymous No.720371628
This is going to sound dumb but I saw this thread and I was trying to find this animation of Cortana with bunny ears on YouTube where shes doing a bunch of line reads for Sticking It but cant find it. Anyone know what its called?
Anonymous No.720371726
>>720371283
Gonna nut to this later
Anonymous No.720371765
>>720371262
5 is the most retarded game ever made, which is a shame since it's MP is legitimately the only good thing 343 made.
Anonymous No.720371970
>>720355169
Zankiu
Anonymous No.720372986
Halo 4 Cortana had the hottest body but ugliest face
Personality wise Halo CE Cortana was the best
I fucking hate that she basically became John Halo's ai gf
Anonymous No.720373420
>best 'tanas
For me it's
>original CE = Reach > 2A in cutscenes > original 2 = 4/Forward Unto Dawn > Legends > 3 >> 2A in-game = CEA in-game = 5 = Infinite > TV Series
Anonymous No.720373927
>>720371283
i would brain you if you were my son
Anonymous No.720374418
>>720371283
no she doesn't lmao. that is not your mom
Anonymous No.720375306
I need to see Cortana getting blacked
Anonymous No.720376271
>>720355131
Anon again, i love sucking cocks
Anonymous No.720376358 >>720376392
Auntie Dot
Anonymous No.720376392 >>720378242
>>720376358
>Says four things all game
>Gets a firefight voice
Anonymous No.720378232
I like halo 4.
>4tana?
No just halo 4 in general actually.
Anonymous No.720378242 >>720378409
>>720376392
but enough about Master Chief
Anonymous No.720378387
>>720335903
As funny as this is, it just goes to show everything wrong with 343's interpretation of Cortana. Bungie Cortana would've done everything you asked in this without a second thought, hell, maybe she'd even join in a bit, but 343's Cortana is just so neutered that she's almost a completely different character.
Anonymous No.720378409
>>720378242
That was fucked up, man. He brought the pizza and everything.
Anonymous No.720379413
>>720343320
Yep I know what I'm fapping to tonight now.