Thread 720344363

Let me guess, you need more.

>>720344363 (OP)
Put some bacon in it for me, mommy :) thaaaank youuuuu :)

>>720344363 (OP)
Have you tried it with tuna my dude? It's hard to go back after that.

Mac & cheese with chopped up hotdogs thrown is such a poverty nigger meal but it's so fucking good

>>720344363 (OP)
hot sauce

>>720344478
I used to love mine with SPAM as poverty niggerfood, but SPAM got really fucking expensive for some reason, so I switched to hot dogs.

>>720344475
I have never considered this, but I realllly love Tuna Helper so you're probably right. Making note to try this.

>>720344363 (OP)
Breadcrumbs (or more specifically, corn flake crumbs) and broccoli. Fight me.

>>720344475
Tuna with chilli peppers and a bit of mayo.

>>720344478
I put my hotdogs in the air fryer for extra crispyness

>buy Easy Mac
>boils over in the microwave and makes a huge fucking mess
>even the company admits there's no way to make it without making a huge fucking mess
Then what the fuck is the point of you?

>>720344363 (OP)
Mix some cut up hot dogs and a small can of baked beans to it.

>>720344606
YO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

american food is disgusting

a sliced up sausage would be nice
and a drink

>>720344363 (OP)
mac n cheese is definitely one of the better poverty foods. getting a pleasing melted cheese consistency with traditional ingredients is pretty tough so to some degree processed cheese product is built into the dish andthe chedder cheese powder they use isn't that bad, better than kraft singles and Velveeta.

repostan from the last deleted gamer fuel thread
>dominos
>hand tossed garlic crust or thin depending on mood
>honey bbq sauce instead of tomato
>extra sauce
>extra cheese
>extra pepperoni
>extra italian sausage
>extra pineapple
r8 my peetzer order

>>720344363 (OP)
Yeah, I would preferred a shaped version of kraft mac and cheese instead.

>>720344363 (OP)
Usually add bacon bits to mine.

>>720344421
>E33, Silksong, I'm bored of gaming, Reeeeee, Fortnite Trannies, Nintendo softcore porn thread.
There I just saved you 16 long boobless scroll Refresh Sessions here.

>>720344715
nigga i'd shit the toilet

>>720344635
yup

>>720344715
dominos pepperoni is nasty, never liked the industrial funk it has.

>>720344363 (OP)
Add bread crumbs for texture.

>>720344606
>beans and noodles
too much starch
one or the other

>>720344769
Too much carbs. Needs more vegetables.
Solid 9/10.

>>720344363 (OP)
>Poor
>Your homie brings over his gamecube with Super Smash Brothers Melee
>HEY ANON I MADE KRAFT DINNER
>with hot dogs
>cums

>>720344772
Their bacon is also fucking terrible. It's already overcooked by the time it goes in the oven, so it comes out fucking ash. He didn't mention bacon, I just wanted to complain about it.

>>720344363 (OP)
I need meat and vegetables

>>720344363 (OP)
Dude I'm a zoomer with zero culinary skills and even I'm able to make a basic roux for mac and cheese

Just buy regular mac and put your own cheese on it, even the classic american kraft slices are fine, the cheese dust thing that comes with M&C is just fucking vile

>>720344606
baked beans fucking suck. so many kids end up hating beans because the only type their parents know to feed them are the ones in a sickly sweet sauce.

>>720344769
aww fuck yes

>>720344769
broooo gimme a plate

>>720344862
Cheese dust is yummy

>>720344715
Large domino'za
>Mozzy cheese
>Asiago
>Parm
>Cheddar mix
>Provolone
>Feta
>Spinach
>>Extra well done
Unironically the best they have there even if it's just a Wisconsin 6-cheese with grass.

>>720344769
Let a nigga have a tiny bite please

>>720344715
RIP Bathroom in about an hour

>>720344772
sometimes I get the Philly steak instead of pepperoni
I'm just an any pep is good pep kinda guy
>>720344847
this is true tho

>>720344715
Disgusting

>>720344363 (OP)
I like to add freshly grated cheddar, salsa, and ground black pepper to mine.

What was THE meal of your childhood?

>>720344862
It's just "nostalgia good." I know it's objectively vile but it doesn't matter, it's so good

>>720344904
Did you have to take a bank loan to afford that?

>>720344363 (OP)
always seen commercials for thatbut never had the urge to ask mom to buy these. naturally on occasion she'd buy michelina's mac n cheese. decent.

>brought home a personal pizza
>eat half and save the rest
>start playing hollow song and my dad knocks on my door
>hey anon can i have some pizza
>no
>dad stands in the doorway for a second looking angry
>closes door
stay the fuck out of my pizza

>>720344953
if someone puts a dominoes pepperoni pizza in front of me I'll gladly get it down but the weird sour taste it has is what it is.

Kraft dinner sucks now. Give me better boxed Mac n cheeses that bring back old Kraft dinner taste

>>720344868
I did not know of this, when at the store i found a can of "REAL AMERICAN BAKED BEANS WITH BACON YEEHAW" i expected regular boiled beans in a meaty sauce with bacon bits

Then i grab a spoonful and they are fucking sweet, sweet bean juice, sweet beans, revolting, finished the can thinking its an acquired taste but nope, nearly puked

>>720344993
sandwiches. turkey, cheese, and mayo is all I need. it's still my go to for a quick bite.

>>720345047
Try the Kraft blue box. It’s exceptionally good. I prefer it to “real” Mac n cheese. It’s poverty food because it’s cheap as hell but it’s really delicious

>>720344993
french fries and ketchup

>>720344363 (OP)
Use sour cream instead of milk when you add the cheese powder.
And personally I like to add a little ground beef. You can brown a quarter pound of ground beef in the time it takes you to boil the water and cook the noodles.

I can only eat the white cheddar one now. But MAN is it good.

>>720345092
>bring back old Kraft dinner taste
You mean wood pulp?

>>720345060
i've seen this same post a couple months ago. let it go man, just a pizza

>>720345101
Literally me. They've gradually gotten slightly fancier over time as I've gotten older, but there's nothing like a basic bitch turkey sandwich.

>randomly decides to enter the mac and cheese market
>absolutely mogs kraft dinner

how did they do it?

>>720345026
They usually have specials. $10 for any size and 7 toppings

>>720345223
The regular one sucks ass, but the jalapeno one is fantastic.

>>720344904
sounds breddy good, bro
my local joint likes to really skimp on feta tho

>>720344993
There was the small store chain around where I lived called Murry's Steak House but it was a grocery store and they had these weird mini Deep Dish style pizzas that could be microwaved. OF course I'm talking early 90's so you got fuck load of toppings and it was legit deep. I think long enough I can still taste them but I didn't have em in decades.
Nostalgia and Memories are good.

>>720345060
i've seen this same post a couple months ago. never back down. defend your pizza domain even if it means spilling your fathers blood

Post BMI

>>720345093
>>720344868
Gayest, most European faggots to ever exist.

>>720344847
Overcooked and hard or just all fat
There's no in between

>>720344595
>place the cup it in a bowl
problem solved

>>720345101
>>720345119
>>720345156
>>720345334
Wrong

my grocery had prosciutto ends on clearance recently so i've been eating my mac like a hood king

>>720344993
Asian family. A bowl of rice with Chinese sausage, fried egg and onions sauce. Then add in boiled broccoli with oyster sauce when I stopped being picky with veggies.

>>720345406
What? I Don't listen to hiphop dude.

>>720345406
I straddle the line between normal weight and overweight forever

>>720344837
>>720345092
>>720345223

>>720344993
My dad worked as a line cook in a michelin star restaraunt when he was in college. And my mom was the oldest girl in a huge fucking family, so they were both really good cooks who could make a meal out of just about anything, so me and my sister never had much cause to be picky eater.
There are a few things I didn't like, but it was usually an easy accommodation, like not putting any mushrooms in my spaghetti sauce.

>>720344993
Plain pinto beans, hot dogs, and chorizo. I still make it for myself. Growing up, my mom called it "Beanie Weenie," and it wasn't until like my late 20s that I learned "Beanie Weenie" was the name of a product that already existed. It turns out when I was a kid, I saw a commercial for it and asked my mom, but we couldn't get it where I grew up, so she made that based off what it looked like in the commercial.

>>720345093
what is it with euros pretending they haven't used honey to cook meats and other savoury food for centuries?

>>720345092
I get Annie's mac and cheese now. Closest to that taste.

>>720345432
Yes, but that still requires an additional step for cleanup. The advantage of Easy Mac over boiling a pot of water is supposed to be that it requires virtually no work for those of us too lazy to even make regular boxed Mac & Cheese.

>>720344730
>boobless scroll Refresh Sessions here.
Nigger the catalog is nothing but porn for 15 years you dumb nigger

>>720344363 (OP)
I can't eat this without ketchup.

>>720345629
me 2 dawg

>>720345421
no I'm american, when I first ventured outside of my mom's cooking and started trying other bean dishes it was like a eureka moment, oh these actually are not half bad when they aren't in a dessert sweet molasses sauce.

>>720345449
Fuck you, that sounds good even now.
>>720345475
Lick my poutine faggot

>>720344478
Last week I tried hamburger helper but with kielbasa and sautéed onions and garlic. Damn good.

>>720345554
I can't find annie's peace pasta in my local stores anymore and it pisses me off because it's the best one.

>>720344862
it can always be worse anon
i tried some store brand macaroni and cheese once and instead of cheese powder they used a sack of cheese whizz

>>720345709
>i tried some store brand macaroni and cheese once and instead of cheese powder they used a sack of cheese whizz
That's not only not uncommon, the funny thing is, those are supposed to be the "premium" version. It's like $4 for a box of the cheez wiz version versus the (usually) under a buck for the powder version.

>>720344363 (OP)
>mac n cheese
>a fork
Jfc

>>720345790
The fuck do you use? Grorious choppustikku, forded wan mirrion times?

>>720344862
>and put your own cheese on it
you're going to end up with a grainy sauce 9/10.

>>720345705
Nothing wrong with a bit of the Helper.

>>720345837
a spoon

>>720345837
A spoon you fat lefty freak

>>720345837
A spoon you dork

>>720345906
>eating pasta with a spoon

>>720345789
nah it was fuckin nasty tho
least i didnt have to waste any milk or butter on it

>>720345906
>I'm fat
>because I don't use the utensil that's essentially a tiny shovel
Why do you even bother with the spoon? Just shove your mouth directly into the trough, since that's where you're headed anyway.

>>720344363 (OP)
I fucking love Kraft Dinner.

>>720345406
19

>>720345895
>>720345906
>>720345993
unless you have a particularly thin consistency it really doesn't demand eating with a spoon. if you always just eat with a fork you might as well not change it for mac.

>>720344363 (OP)
just a Coca Cola for some belly wash to go along with it

>>720346045
>Kraft Dinner.
A FUCKING LEAF

>>720344363 (OP)
add ground beef and make cheeseburger mac.

Black beans are a great poverty meal. A can is like 90 cents. Microwave it in 2 minutes and it tastes good while still being fairly healthy. Low calories. No added fat or sugars.
Wish I'd learned this 20 years ago.

>>720344363 (OP)
For me it’s putting in a bit of Tajin and sweet baby rays buffalo sauce. Even better if I can shred up some chicken

>>720345997
short pasta? yes. you use a fork for stuff like penne and spaghetti because otherwise it's liable to fall off.

>>720345895
>>720345906
>>720345993
Spoons are for soup, you fucking autist. Just tell your mom you're finally mature enough to use the pokey and cutty utensils.

>>720344904
>>>/vt/ranny

>>720344993
turkey florentine. Mom always made it the day after thanksgiving with leftover turkey. It's so good if you like cream, cheese, mayonnaise, and spinache. I'd post the recipe but I'd have to literally type it up or take a pic of the handwritten recipe.

>>720346045
You know I can never turn down kraft dinner.

How do I finally accept that I can't eat the best tasting stuff every single meal and that food can be bland or used a fuel sometimes?

I can't stop being fat and it all seems tied specifically to my inability to stop engaging in hedonistic pleasure seeking when I eat.
>make beans and rice
>eat like only a third of it
>throw it away
>end up going out and getting fast food slop

>>720346175
let me guess, you eat rice with a fork too?

>>720346227
Eat more protein and drink water. It makes you less hungry.

>>720346145
>sweet baby rays buffalo sauce
Try their sweet and spicy barbeque sauce in mac n cheese.

>>720344904
>no veggies
Miss me with that lardass, and no, the leaves dont count. Where are the peppers and onions?

>>720344363 (OP)
Let me guess, you need more.

>>720346227
You can keep eating slop you just need to count your calories. less the 2500 calories a day and you will lose weight, no matter what you are eating.

>>720346227
you can make food that tastes good and isn't unhealthy slop. just stop being a manchild.

>>720346227
Fuck it. We’re all gonna die in <80 years who gives a shit? I doordashed donuts just now. Why? Because they’re yummy that’s why.

>>720345475
I'm not actually Canadian, but I know that they call Kraft mac n cheese kraft dinner, so I humorously pretended to be Canadian in the hopes it would draw out a clueless fool who would attack me upon that false premise. You are now that fool.

>>720346256
yes. I very rarely eat rice without some kind of solid that would necessitate a fork. I'm not going to juggle two utensils just to slightly more efficiently scoop rice.

>>720346374
I spell Colour to also bait people

>>720346374
>I was merely pretending to be Canadian
That's cultural appropriation buddy.

>>720346374
>I'm not actually Canadian
Take off you hose head.

>>720346481
yeah but it's white so no one gives a shit. also what are the canadians gonna do about it

>>720346227
seasoning, nigga
go to the grocery store and find a jar of seasoning that sounds good

>>720346374
>t.

>>720344993
Dollar store chicken ramen with cracked egg

>>720346365
God those look fucking dank, where from

>>720346227
Sounds like you make shitty beans and rice then.
When you feel hungry, or get up to get something to eat, just pound a glass or two of ice water. It will fill your stomach, and the cold water will sit in your stomach while it works to warm it up to body temperature (thats the reason why drinking too much cold water after heavy exertion will make you puke).

>>720346350
for me its the chicken enchiladas

>>720346227
Just add seasoning. You're eating gruel, of course it's bland.
Also if you stop eating sloppa your taste will change. You get used to the shit you eat, there are people who drink soda all the time and think water is gross because they're so used to gulping corn syrup.

Maybe you should throw tons of salt in your homemade sloppa just to wean yourself off the worse addicting sloppa

>>720346589
Local place called Jeff’s here in Louisville. They’re huge. The back one is banana with custard filling and wafer crumbs. So good

>>720346518
>what are the canadians gonna do about it
CANADA ON STRIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ZXUoewGWQ

>>720346227
you're making a bunch of dumb assumptions in this post.
1. food does not need to be excessively rich to avoid tasting bland.
2. fast food focuses on one extremely calorie dense cooking method, deep frying, with most other dishes and cooking techniques you can reasonably control portion size to avoid taking in to many calories
>I need to eat healthy, just plain rice and beans
you can add some meat and fat to make it taste better, it will still be well under the caloric density of deep frying fastfood.

>>720344993
>What was THE meal of your childhood?
This with a few slices of butter bread for dipping.

>>720346256
Yeah. It's easy when you don't have Parkinson's.

>>720346706
italian american family? we had butter bread with basically every meal, found it odd when i'd eat over friends house and they didnt have butter bread

>>720344769
vile

>>720346227
Just get severe blood sugar problems, bro. Sure, my dick stopped working, my hands always hurt, and I sleep like fourteen hours a day, but I lost like eighty pounds and rarely feel hungry anymore.

>>720346706
Brother, youre my brother forever.

>>720346227
>he didn't grow up poor and learned to settle for tasteless bland anything
Lol!

>>720346227
dont eat pasta
dont deep fry
dont make super heavy cream sauces(some butter is fine, good even, just don't bathe it in milk fat)
if you avoid these three things there's basically nothing you can't eat as long as you eat a reasonable portion.

>>720344993
a can of this and white rice

>>720347014
>dont eat pasta
>dont deep fry
Different man here. Call me fatter than 2 football fields, but I'd rather kill myself than do that.

>>720346678
The frosting looks so legit
enjoy fren

>>720346227
>throw it away
you wasteful fuck
finish what you started. turn it into a different meal if you need to

>>720346227
try not being retarded

>>720344758
>>720344928
What is wrong with your stomachs?

>>720346365
This is all I eat these days. Just random sweet stuff because literally everything else gives me IBS C symptoms and I have to use enemas.

>>720344862
>the cheese dust thing that comes with M&C is just fucking vile
Not when mixed properly with milk and butter, you fucking goober.

>>720346978
I grew up poor eating flavorful food.
Canned refried beans, pre-shredded cheese, and Valentina black rolled up in tortillas toasted on a pan. Cheap as fuck, tasty, and filling.

>>720344363 (OP)
yeah bit of ham or sumn

>>720347342
Use sour cream instead of milk and butter. Instant upgrade.

>>720344363 (OP)
behold La Creatividad

>>720344860
only europoors make rouxs, americhads have sodium phosphate enabled

I'll never understand why murricans eat mac & cheese, it literally tastes like nothing, it's just a mush of carbs.

>>720347639
autism/comfort food

>>720344363 (OP)
Instead of milk next time (You) make mac and cheese try using small curd cottage cheese. The texture and flavor is quite nice

>>720347639
I don't want to hear it when Italians make their cock 'n peepee dish which is plain spaghetti with a tiny bit of bland cheese and a tiny bit of black pepper.

>>720347092
It wouldn't be so bad if you stuck with it. Unless you suck at cooking, restrictive diets only suck at the beginning.

>>720347707
>Implying a tub of cottage cheese lasts longer than 5 minutes in my fridge
I won't buy it for myself because I'll just eat the whole thing, a spoonful at a time, every time I pass the kitchen.
Or just eat it with a can of fruit. Personally I like mandarin oranges.

>>720344993
I forgot but I still remember the taste..

Shells are the best noodle for mac and cheese.
video games

>>720344363 (OP)
>NO artificial flavors
>NO artificial preservatives
>NO artificial dyes
is this really an american product

How fat are you op?

>>720347969
Based and cottage cheese pilled. Personally, I like blueberries and almonds in my cottage cheese snack

>>720344715
>extra pineapple

>>720348204
Its just a thing with my family.
Anyone not blood related that has seen me eating it has an expression of absolute disgust.

>>720348225
I'm not some mindless drone letting dumb internet memes decide what I eat
pineapple complements salty meats

>>720344363 (OP)
Yes

>Kraft Mac and Cheese completely fucked over the recipe a fews years ago in Australia
>No other brands sell their shit here as apparently mac and cheese is not a big deal
I'm suffering. I just want the easy to make, unhealthy as shit stuff back.
>Just make it yourself!
I do, sometimes, but it takes a lot of time, effort and ingredients compared to whacking two packets together in a bowl and microwaving. Does taste better overall however.

>>720348404
I've never understood why some people are so rabid about it. Like calm down nigga, you don't like a pizza topping that no one is making you eat.
And a surprisingly good topping combo is pineapple and jalapenos.

>>720348404
>orders fucking takeaway pizza
>does not consider self a mindless drone
oh my
oh my oh my

ENTER
i always have to simmer it longer than the directions say to thicken the sauce but i love the taste

Name one thing better to add to KD than this

>>720344363 (OP)
I'm on 1k kcal diet. And even when I am not, I prefer grilled meat, fish, whipped cream, halva, shawarma, all this kind of stuff, not some fucking packaged cancer.

>>720348537
It's some dumb fucking internet meme that retards mindlessly latched onto. Sweden puts fucking bananas and peanuts on their pizza, Japan puts hot dogs and shrimp, and Hong Kong puts corn and replaces the tomato sauce with Thousand Island dressing. But ooohhh.... pineapple? Better fucking meme about it.

What's a good seasoning for Mac and cheese?

>>720348656
>adding them to something
I just eat them straight from the can as soon as I get them home...

>>720348730
Black pepper, garlic powder, paprika. In descending order of quantity.

>>720348656
actual hotdogs

>>720348758
same
i like to sip the juice too

>>720348537
>>720348404
My favourite pizza is one from the deadpool movie. Pineapple and olives. But I also add double bacon on top of it.

>>720348693
I used to live in taiwan and the default pizza topping was peas and corn. Its actually pretty good even if looks like fake vomit.

People actually eact Kraft mac and cheese? I always thought it tasted terrible. If I want a fancy mac and cheese I either get the gratin on or the one with truffles in it.

>>720348579
For me, it's

>>720348730
Salt, black pepper, garlic and onion powder. The building blocks of any savory spice mix.

>try high quality resturaunt or home cooked mac and cheese with multiple cheeses, breadcrumbs, etc
>never tastes half as good as neon orange boxed mac
Every time. I still can't explain it

>>720348656
I've never tried those, or any other similar products. Never really got the point. Why buy those when I can buy regular hot dogs?

>>720348914
Its fine. Not exactly the cornerstone of my diet, but its dry goods, you can throw some boxes in the back of your pantry, and be sure that there will be one day where you're hungry and can't be bothered to do anything more than boil water, and you've got a hot meal in a couple minutes.

>>720349017
Only people who eat beans straight out of the can would understand.

>>720349064
Do you keep the can in your bindle? What the fuck.

>>720349129
>he doesn't like the sad bastard Red Sandford special

>>720348985
That's because your taste buds are fucked and you can't taste food without horse doze of MSG. You can fix it by eating only natural food for a couple of months, but I don't think you would.

>>720348985
It's the consistency. You know what you're getting when you open the box, and it's familiar. There's some quote I heard ages ago, relating to why people eat at mcdonalds, I think. Something along the lines of "people don't want the best burger ever, they want the same burger they had last time".

>>720346350
The Lasagna Italiano one makes any other Stouffers lasagna taste like slop.

>>720344363 (OP)
This is all I need

>>720344363 (OP)
This shit just tastes like cardboard now no matter how you make it. It didn't used to be that way.

>>720349592
I used to buy loads of those mfers when I was broke since they were a dollar each. Shit probably costs triple that now.

>>720344363 (OP)
That's my supper tomorrow, lol

>>720349716
Why would you plan on eating emergency rations?

>>720349716
Maybe some beans n toast the day after

>>720349767
Cause emergency, duh

>>720349707
about $1.50

>>720349869
Shit's rough, cuz
Unless you wanna bring the abuse that hard drugs bring, plus alllllll that sweet profit
Yea

>>720349985
Let's all destroy families and cause al kinds of abuse and sexual abuse from selling hard drugs
Oh, yeahhhhh
Ler us do that

>>720350058
We can totally be responsible for all that

>>720344363 (OP)
After i turned 28, box 'mac gives me terrible stomach cramps. Can't explain it, it's inedible to me now.

>>720350083
Me and you!!!
Let's profit from the the destruction of humanity!!!

>>720350143
All those touched children and black eyes and destoyed families are totally worth it!!!
You and me!!!

>>720350202
Yeah, let's do it!!

>>720344478
>living through the fall
>implying poverty stews like this won't be making a roaring comeback.

>>720350238
We'll make bank!! More than you could've dreamed of

>>720344363 (OP)
Some chicken strips on the side of course, and wash it all down with Cactus Cooler

>>720344363 (OP)
Kraft dinner is absolutely nothing like actual mac and cheese but I love it anyway. Sometimes you just gotta make a pan of it and chuck in a can of peas and cube up a can of Spam and a small squirt of mustard because the secret to cheap and expensive mac and cheese is just a bit of mustard brings out the cheese flavor even more. It's also weird because with regular mac and cheese I love putting seasoned salt (Or smoked salt if I'm feeling fancy) but with Kraft I just pepper the bajesus out of it. If I wasn't already planning on ordering some cheap shitty pizza tomorrow I'd make some Kraft for din dins

>>720344993
Mince on toast or mashed spud.

>>720350278
That isn't "nation is falling" level food.
That would be things like a salad of dandelions you found outside.

>>720350375
Sometimes, i just like mac n cheese or ramen
Shit's good, if ypu're in the mood
Or too drunk or lazy for other things

>>720350483
I'll have some beans n toast. Why not

>>720346227
>throw it away
You wasteful piece of shit

>These things used to be around 70 cents
>Saw them at the store today going for $2.30
What happened

>>720346220
Heh that's actually what I fed this stray cat at my work the other night, one of the little canned cat food brands has one that's pretty much that. I was kind of jelly, it looked and smelled pretty good when I spooned it out into the dish for them
>tfw cat eats better than I do
>It's not even my cat (yet)

>>720350483
I eat 60 cent ramen packets like they're going out of style. Kraft's more of an occasional thing and only ever for dinner but ramen with some frozen veggies on top is a lunch staple. Also really good if you get some toasted sesame oil, just want a small blop but it'll flavor up the broth a lot. Kimchi's great too but unfortunately expensive as fuck which slightly defeats the purpose for a cheap ramen lunch but MAN OH FUCKING MAN it tastes wonderful. Just make sure you're eating alone or else everyone will wonder what the fuck you're eating that smells like a rotting pussy

>>720350618
And they're even smaller than before!

>>720347089
this but with chazuke added
holy fuck is unagi more expensive than ever
shit was already expensive when I was growing up but now, jesus

>>720350670
Put some eggs and ham if you can
Top
Notch, eating
Plus all your calories AND protein
Mannnn, i'm glad i can budget.
Thanks, Ma and Pop

>>720344478
I grew up eating that—with lots of freshly ground black pepper—and started adding jalapeno slices when I got older. Comfort food to the fuckin max.

>>720350831
And ergo, Grandpops amd grandmama

>>720349592
if i eat this all the time, how quickly will I end up dead?

>>720350670
Get those chili Maruchan packets and add some onions sauce to the soup along with a tiny bit of sugar.
It tastes like an even more budget friendly soup version of Indomie.

yeah but uh...KNEEL

>>720350906
Much later than if you didn't eat anything at all.

>>720350891
Tho, if it was up to Grandpops, i could carry a dead deer on my own, like he used to. And most of a moose

>>720350982
Those old gens were some tough sonsabitches

>>720351030
Knee deep in snow, but could still carry 100 pounds of dead weight like nothing

>>720344363 (OP)
>make kraft
>the macaroni turns into a sludgy mess
>make store brand in the exact same way
>it turns out perfectly fine

is there a cheat code for this, bros?

>>720344363 (OP)
This thread stays up whilst actual game discussion threads get gone lmao fuck off tranny mods

>>720351123
Good ingredients.

>>720351123
Don't be a lazy cook, and keep an eye on your cooking

>>720345406
18 with a 7" white wanger
>>720350970
it's impossible to get any significant protein from that meat. it's 80% sodium, 20% "mixed meats"

>>720351080
Those old guys were hard

>>720351275
Hard like you've never known. Will ever know

>>720344475
At that point go full tuna Mac and add peas and cream of mushroom, and spices
Preferred spices vary, please don't be like white people who don't season dey food

>>720344715
>sugar pizza
die

>>720351350
I'm a man-child eating kraft mac N cheese. I ain't touching peas. I could work my way to cream of mushrooms. Because I assume it won't feel gross in my mouth.

>>720350618
the world you knew no longer exists

>>720351330
nah man, train functional strength for 2 years consistently in the gym and most men would get there. were most of our gramps way better than us? yes. is that strength any bit unattainable now? no... it just isn't comfortable.

>>720351516
Ok
Do it in thigh high snow

live in the uk, not british
what does kraft taste like?

>>720350831
So far I haven't done eggs in ramen and liked it, but ham's good. You talking eggs in soupy ramen with a lot of broth or eggs for more noodley ramen?

>>720350952
I've done the others (And even though s-oy was filtered actually ONIONS are really fucking good in it too. Sometimes I'll have a peeled onion in the fridge that I can slice and chop a bit off of here and there for ramen) but I'll have to try the small touch of sugar too, that sounds great

>>720351592
And DON'T have a stroke

>>720351627
Nah, cook the eggs first
Or
If youre cool, could poach them at the same time, lol :p

>>720350278
>>720350478
>"nation is falling" level food
actually it would be literally consuming your neighbor Mike

>>720344401
fpbp

>>720351645
Old gens were just made of sterner stuff cause they HAD to be

>>720346256
Explain what's so wrong with that.

>>720344904
ywnbaw

>>720351840
You know, or die

>>720344421
my bethesda thread just got nuked after 14 replies. meanwhile this stays up. Lmao

>>720344401
Can of vienna sausages really makes it great ot the regular ones any in sauce

>>720351627
The sugar idea came to me when I was eating it with just the s-o-y sauce and started craving Indomie's Indonesian sweet s-o-y sauce.
I forgot I wasn't on /ck/ and can't say that word here lmao

>>720344363 (OP)
Americans eat literally anything

>>720351918
got my cobra shirt in the mail today. rip king

>>720344510
Storebrand spam is $2 here I use it to make coconut milk curry

>>720351959
Fuck Reddit and fuck the Farms

>>720351885
That's why alot of out parents were kicked out at 18, cause fuck you. Live your fucking life. I did mine, now you do yours.
And don't you DARE call home for help, you fucking pussy

>>720351991
fuck sickos and fuck suicide
don't forget his day of remembrance is the 21st

>>720344993
It was pasta & pizza for me.
I used to hate salads when I was a kid, but now it's my favorite meal. A shame it became so expensive now. A real failure of the economy that a salad is a luxury item now.

>>720352021
You're a man or woman. Deal with it

Not sure if I'm dying or what but some of the recent boxes of KD I've had sometimes has this almost dark chocolate smell to the cheese powder.

>>720352076
That's why you gotta grandmamaxx. Took some shopping advice from my grandmother (using reward programs whenever I can on alt emails to not get spammed with ads and price match like crazy) along with growing your own veggies when you can. Grew some tomatoes this summer along with various other herbs and peppers and it's helped cut out a lot of produce costs, tastes better too.

>>720344769
can a nigga borrow a rib?

>>720350618
>Saw some YouTube Video saying these were the best
>Try them
>Agree
I wonder what else I've been missing out on

>>720352182
How is a nigga gonna borrow a rib? Nigga, is you gon give it back?!

>>720344363 (OP)
This is better than lasagna.

>>720352169
I live in a place unfortunately that doesn't allow gardening of any kind.
And yeah, I coupon clip all the time.
Also the prices of chicken breasts are outrageous.

>>720345156
Patriot. I usually make this more or less from scratch these days but I got a box of this to make recently for old times sake.

Remember that you guys can cook without having to resort to frozen. If you can afford it that is, otherwise keep getting the frozen slop.
But a good basic thing to have if you live on your own is a rice cooker, pressure cooker, & a crock pot. Make your own rice and soups, you'll save on a lot and be fuller.

>>720346227
eat more proteins and fats and you'll get fuller faster

>>720352396
What if rice makes me gag because I have the food texture autism?

>>720352304
Yeah it's a fucking bitch, thankfully I can at least have some pots here and there outside my place and I don't live with a bunch of thieving nigs so I can just leave em out, even got my neighbor on it. Meat is a bitch, likely always gonna be but that's why you gotta focus hard on getting deals with store flyers. Thankfully still friends with some guys I know from retail grocery store jobs so I occasionally get a earlier heads up on deals for meat (like two huge steaks for less than 20 bucks cheap) which made those years wageslaving worth it.

>>720347014
Pasta is alright as a side, its bread you want to avoid unless you make it yourself

>>720345705
That sounds fucking awesome actually I’ll have to try it next time I get da helpa

>>720352479
Try lentils still work in a rice cooker

>>720352798
I love lentils. I make lentil chili pretty regularly when I don't want to mess with meat.
It's mostly just rice and and meat that's gristly or has chewy unrendered fat that I can't handle.

>>720344823
Corn is the vegetable

>>720344363 (OP)
Chuck in a slice of processed cheese (you know, that plastic shit) if you want it extra gooey.

>>720346227
become an extreme alcoholic you will hate sugar and never gain weight

>>720351123
to this day without fail i cannot seem to make kraft mac & cheese without it fucking up somehow
ive tried everything
i used to be able to, no problem, these days, its ALWAYS a mushy mess. the shell ones always fall apart into slop and the noodle ones are always dogshit
i dont know why
i dont even cook it for 3 fuckin minutes in the boiling water and it *still falls apart*. its infuriating that i cannot figure out what the issue is; ive tried like a bazillion different ways

>>720344993
mustard deenz on toast

>>720351924
>hyper processed canned food
you disgust me

so many posters with their processed shit will end up in the shart chart with their amazing gut flora,ngmi

>>720346365
based

>>720346227
as someone dangerously underweight for my height, lmao. I'll eat whatever I want and my high metabolism never lets me gain any weight.

>>720349226
>>720354201
>>720355390
>MSG and "processed" food bad!
Boomers, crunchy hippies, or ketotards?