Thread 720351392

Patrolling the vegas desert almost makes me wish for winter

what kind of winter?

from that angle I thought his tongue was his fat pecker

patrolling the knee almost makes you wish for an arrow to the

>>720351392 (OP)
POV: you're manlytears receiving your first bj.

>>720351392 (OP)
why he doin that

Rats are funny

>>720351725
ZAMN

>>720351392 (OP)
>>720351497
i wanna see these good rats enjoying some pasta. something a out rodents havin a good noodle oozes soul.

>>720351557
Who's manlytears?

>>720351392 (OP)
>>720351497
I wished these adorable little niggas loved longer bros

>>720352980
the candle that burns half as long burns twice as bright

>>720353074
Then why does a Japanese person have 5 times the life expectancy of an African

>>720352980
one day genetics will catch up, never owned one but 2 of my friends had them as pets, remarkably chill animals

>>720351497
Kek

behead the skaven

>>720351392 (OP)
I had a pet rat as a child. She was a cool little fella but liked to open up the cage and would sneak out at night. Lost a fight to my brother's cat and that was that.

*rings bell thirteen times*

>>720351392 (OP)
Winter sucks, my dude. Everything stops
Shit's too cold to do anything
Can't dig
Can't pour
Can't lay
It all comes to a standstill

>>720354465
And now we have to deal with the Polar shift. So who the fuck knows how things'll be in the near future

>>720354542
We're all expecting a particular cold ass winter

>>720351497
Boggles the mind.

>>720354465
What? It slows down sure, but stops? You gotta live somewhere with lots of snowfall.
Also for us, the diggers are used to clear snow for companies.
Honestly cold is great, its the rainy autumn that fucks shit up for everyone.

where rats

>>720354465
Come to Florida

>>720351557
I don't get it. I understand the manlytears reference, I don't get whatever joke you're trying to make.

>>720351725
he's foreverial delitized

>>720358887
and loving it

>>720358862
Is the camera man ok? Dude got sniped

>>720359238
he's dead anon

>>720359446
How dreadful. What a monster

>>720351392 (OP)
>Tfw when 12 year olds make me go ZAMN

>>720358862
Five Nights at Rattys

>>720352980
Same. I miss my little rat bros.

>>720360426
This scares the pajeet

>>720360340
Lmao

>>720351425
With snow and merry festive atmosphere

>>720358862
You died

>>720360426
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

>>720361934
Is this what winning the rat race looks like?

>>720361934
Me and my right hand man after a night out

>>720351392 (OP)
That's not the quote, asshole. It's
>Patrolling the mojito makes me wish for a nucular family.

How do people keep a plague-spreading, disease-infested vermin as a pet? The fuck.

>>720362126
calm down doc

>>720351725
he zamning

>>720362025
Kek

>>720362757
Hahaha

>>720362757
Always sneaking stabbing eshin...

>>720351425
A mild one

>>720352980
>>720353394
>genetically engineer 100+ year lifespan designer pet super rats so people can have lifetime ratpanions, length of life makes them smarter over time
>one of them fails to get chemically or physically gelded properly, escapes into the wild with functional junk and mega rat gene cum
>ten to a hundred years later the world drowns in an explosively multiplying vermintide of real live Skaven clanrats
Me-methinks this is bad-bad idea, no-yes-maybe?

>>720362126
calm down saltz

>>720364624
Hahahahahahahaha

>>720364496
Good-exellent idea-thought yes-yes

>>720364496
Surely nothing bad will happen.

>>720354465
>Everything stops
skill issue on the country
>Shit's too cold to do anything
wear more and better layers
>Can't dig
shovel works just fine
>Can't pour
this one I'll give it you
>Can't lay
yes you can with properly insulating clothes
>It all comes to a standstill
refer to the first point