Thread 720361953

Gaben bros… Wtf happened?

He looks like that Irish actor. You know the one I mean. The one that looks like how Gaben looks right now.

>>720361953 (OP)
He decided it wasn’t worth the weight

ozempic

now that he lost his extra fat, his IQ will increase and he will realize that it was indeed the jews

>>720362101
gayben is a jew

he got the bends when his yacht sank and had to swim to the surface

>>720362151
My Gaben's got the bends... oh no.
We don't have any real friends, no, no no.

>>720362149
hes got some little genes but hes mostly white and white in spirit

>>720361953 (OP)
Ok i am genuinely concerned right now

>>720361953 (OP)
Think about it though... sudden weight loss?

He is scared of death, more so than us.
All those sins are finally catching up to him, and he knows he will burn in hell.

>>720361953 (OP)
>fat niggas talking about his weight loss
>he still looks like fuckin 600 pounds obese whale

>>720362149
Owning a private company makes him spiritually white

>>720363128
AIDS?!

>>720363128
hes been skinny for ages retard

>>720362073
Evil gaben be like

>>720362018
He was great in In Bruges

>>720361953 (OP)
He said he play dota every day

That's what happens when you allow AI slop to fester on your storefront you've been building for ages.

>>720361953 (OP)
more like Gabe Oldell

>>720361953 (OP)
>be fat
>eww you are ugly loose some fat
>actually loose a lot of fat
>looks even worse
Why?

>>720362018
You mean the guy from The Guard (2011)? great movie btw, highly recommend it

>>720362095
only right answer, mutts literally can't stop stuffing their mouths without some external help or medication

>>720363775
you cant exactly predict that

>>720363775
Just look at holocaust survivors, they look miserable.

>>720363128
Ozempic

>>720363775
there's some loose skin and if you lose weight too fast it can be very stressful on your body

>>720363775
How does he look worse? He looks older, because he's older.

>>720361953 (OP)
>Live on a yacht
>have personal chef cook every meal that fits macros and within calorie count
>becomes thin

It's just that easy.

>>720363775
If you try to loose fat faster than you should or without the proper training you will always look like shit.
It doesn't help that he's old

>>720363775
>Why?
Because if you don't you're going to die of heart failure when you turn 60.

>>720363775
once your skin starts getting loose from old age, you will look like that after losing weight

>>720363775
they didn’t do it naturally

>>720362218
steamies are so insanely retarded

>>720361953 (OP)
Don't post rapist.

Same goes for all above and below itt.

How long until murrica bans ozempic?
That shit has so many unknown side effects

>>720361953 (OP)

Steam Deck is dead and GAYben lost billions of dollars, wasted on that piece of shit and all its paid shills. Now he is stressed out like Phil Spencer.

>>720366297
>GAYben lost billions of dollars
he has 6 yachts and ever growing digital game library lil blud, money will literally never become an issue for him

>>720361953 (OP)
Holy gabe is looking like he'd die any time soon. Which means we'll be completely fucked once Valve gets some leadership change

He should lose the beard, it makes him look even older

>>720366159
Lmao

>>720366539

Yet he is looking more and more like a corpse like Phil Spencer. The lesson is, dont waste money on dead products.

>>720361953 (OP)
>could tell his company to create good games
>naw shitty cookie clicker tournaments and uhhh vr that will never take off
Awesome.

>>720366735
what are you even doing with your life?

It's crazy how many kids this fat fuck has

>>720366939

Not wasting money on stupid and dead shit. This is why I dont look like a corpse.

definitely cuter fat

still better than Bill Gates

>>720363775
gabe was endearing when he was fat but should had dressed better and not let his gut hang out in public

I wonder what will happen to steam and valve after he dies.

>>720362018
Brendan Gleeson?

>>720361953 (OP)
jeet life 3

cuck life 3

>>720363128
He's done a BBL.

>>720361953 (OP)
He really like those nike glasses

>>720361953 (OP)
I just hope that he's healthy because PC gaming goes to shit when he's dead. I'm not sure if I trust anyone else to run Valve but him.

>>720361953 (OP)
Ozempic is literal witchcraft and you can’t convince me otherwise

>>720361953 (OP)
Older age doesn't support being a lardass.
You either lose the pounds, or die at 65

>>720361953 (OP)
>plays dota every day
If he didn't lose weight he'd have died of stress

>>720363775
perhaps he doesnt want a heart attack

>>720366735
Famiboards is a tendie schizo hellhole.

>>720368461
>let his gut hang out in public
that's based albeit

WALTAH

>>720363128
>sudden
He's been in shape since 2013

>>720361953 (OP)
Thruth is noone want to be fat

>>720361953 (OP)
Isn't that normal for old people who lost weight? They haven't gotten in shaped in their life

>>720361953 (OP)
>faggot colors
Not my gaben

>>720372359
He got fat again back in Covid days.

>>720366735
>Hero of Hyrule
>Frieren
>Pronouns
This image has to be a bait, right?

>>720366735
he's 62 years old
do you not have grandparents?

>>720362149
source?

>>720373385
He looks like he's in his late 70s - early 80s. He looks awful for his age.

>>720373456
goldsrc actually

>>720373534
it's the beard
besides he was fat most of his life and he can't be described as athletic

>>720361953 (OP)
>unidentified fat man found dead behind Valve HQ under mysterious circumstances with his hands tied behind his back and three bullets in the head which was ruled a suicide.
>Gaben suddenly lose a lot of weight and start identifying himself as GabeN.
>GabeN becomes a fervent defender of Microsoft, AI and Google.

Why do chuds place so much value on aesthetics and nothing else?

>>720361953 (OP)
yachtpilled ozempicel

>>720373456
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