Thread 720365790

Happy anniversary to Klonoa Empire of Dreams!

>>720365790 (OP)
Not as good as the sequel "Klonoa gets raped" or "Klonia: Shota boy services my dick".

>>720365790 (OP)
never forget

Man, Klonoa's mind is such a weird place.

>>720371637
You
Are
Wrong

>>720369250
i hate this schizo's posts
he always says klonoa is a baby's game, and in the same breath praises kingdom hearts
and then deletes his posts
i don't get it

>>720365790 (OP)
Empire of Dreams thread?
Empire of Dreams thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1omAiEKF_CE

>>720369250
too many words.
klonoa is not popular because normalfags just see a vaguely sonic-esque character and pass it off as just another ripoff, that's it.

>>720373219
I intensely dislike this Klonoa

>>720373219
This nigga missing textures for his shirt

>>720373841
forgot pic lol

I deleted my NSFW Klonoa folder and I'm going through kemoshota peepee withdrawals

>>720365790 (OP)
This is the only Klonoa game I've played.
Are the other games in the series good?

>>720369250
so he's saying klonoa would be a success if it wasn't klonoa

>>720369250
I remember that post. What a retard.

>>720374906
Yes. Play Door to Phantomile for the PS1, then Lunatea's Veil for the PS2. Avoid the remakes.

>>720372560
You're objectively too dumb to know that.

>>720375403
Show me the proof of your claim. That's all I've ever asked of you, and yet you've never been able to do it.

>>720375531
I need proof as much as MatPat needs proof for his theories you autist dumbfuck.

>>720375649
Likening yourself to MatPat? Not a good look...

>>720375139
Are the remakes really that bad?

>>720375838
Yes, extremely

>>720375751
>made gorillions by talking about FnaF every other month
I honestly wish I had it that easy

>>720375934
That's a bummer, they seemed like a good way to support the series.
What are the main issues exactly?

>>720375838
NTA but not really, but just like every other remake ever, they don't have reason to exist. And obviously they don't and never will replace the originals.

>>720376101
Special Edition replaced the original Star Wars

>>720376079
>What are the main issues exactly
Let's skip this song and dance. You're looking for an excuse to play the remake, so you'll just dismiss the issues as not a big deal even if I go to the trouble of laying them all out for you. Go play the shitty demake if you're dead set on doing so. I can't stop you.

>>720376219
Joka still shot Grandpa

>>720376331
I'm not "looking for a reason to play the remake".
I'm asking you "what are the main issues with the remake".

Why are you getting oddly defensive?

>>720376079
>What are the main issues exactly?
they fucked with the wind bullet's range so it isn't like the original in either game, making the games more frustrating than fun

>>720375751
Undertale and Earthbound are both so gay that they have to take place in the same universe.

This was legit the first Klonoa game I played as a kid and I loved it
figuring out how to do shit like infinite double jumps with respawning enemies and then having the game require you to do it in later levels felt kino as fuck

>>720372560
That's a positive statement, prove that I am wrong! I'm not btw.

>>720376464
>Why are you getting oddly defensive?
Because I've wasted my time casting pearls before swine in these threads too many times.

Klonoa 1:
>the expressive sprites are replaced with shitty models that don't emote properly. Ruins the feel and pathos of cutscenes.
>Also the original's pre-rendered cutscenes have been carelessly remade in real time with the shitty un-expressive models.
>The ending especially suffers here. Framed improperly too. Absolutely careless third-world tier soulless bugmen with no pathos totally FUCKED up the ending
>They messed up Klonoa's physics
>Mono audio, no stereo. Absolutely unforgivable blunder.

Klonoa 2:
>Totally FUCKED up lighting with bloom turned up to 11 for no fucking reason
>In addition to the ruined lighting, the new textures just completely disregard the original's art direction. These "people" had no fucking clue what they're doing.
>The entire vibe of the game is ruined due to these careless retarded graphical changes
>Klonoa's animations are fucked up and don't blend properly like they did in the original
>Wind bullet range is fucked up and wrong.

Those are just some of the issues.

>>720376664
Is the more brightly-lit one the remake? It looks a lot less impressive than the one after it.

>>720376331
>can't answer the question
>seethes and schizoposts instead
Okay.

>>720377050
yes. everything is brighter in the remakes like >>720377045
lolo is so bright she glows in the dark

>knows Klonoa by name
Uhh... how?

>>720377065
How much does bamco pay you?

>>720377272
Lolo if she radioactive

>>720377045
Thanks for the list.

>>720377326
she is a cia honeypot
i mean why else would her name be lolo if she wasn't there for the token cunny character

>>720376792
>That's a positive statement
My bad.
You aren't right.

>>720377273
He called him for help.
You DO know the names of the things that you summon, right?

>>720365790 (OP)
What a shitty box art

>>720377536
Klonoa running through the air like a plane. Curious.

>>720377536
Americans always get the worst box art.

>>720377596
Omg

>>720377525
The only way you can know for sure is by asking Yoshizawa himself. Everything else is conjecture.

>>720365790 (OP)
This was my first Klonoa and the only Klonoa I liked.

>>720377527
No, I don't know the name of my pizza delivery guy.

>>720377684
The burden of proof is on you, and you could ask him right now on Twitter. But you won't, because deep down you know you're wrong and you don't want the dream to end.

>>720377527
i don't have a name for my paralysis demons, no

>>720377762
GET THE DOOR
IT'S DOMINO'S

>>720377727
What the fuck is WRONG with you guys?

>>720369250
The devs DID make Klonoa and friends talk in English one time, and guess what? NO ONE liked it.

>>720377762
>>720377917
>

How was the Wii game?

>>720378104
https://youtu.be/iS7zsHinQJI
Literal baby game

>>720377727
Eh, not that egregious, just a holdover from the Americanized marketing that was prevalent in the 90s.

Klonda Civic

https://youtu.be/i6xbViIxyTA
>THIS is how they marketed Klonoa 2

>>720378958
魂!!!

>>720377782
There's no "burden of proof" faggot. I'm not going to fucking pester the creator over this, which btw is THE ONLY way you can know for sure. So if you can't point to an established metaphysical model that this franchise follows there's really nothing you can do, except impotently seethe about me being wrong that is.

>>720379258
>So if you can't point to an established metaphysical model that this franchise follows
Sure I can. Klonoa is a dream traveler, he travels through dream worlds that exist outside of his own mind. This is established in the first game. To claim that the second game is different, you require proof.
>There's no "burden of proof" faggot
Yes there is. There always is, when someone makes a claim. The majority of people would agree with me in the default assumption that Klonoa 2 takes place in a dream world OUTSIDE of Klonoa's mind just like the first game. This is the only reasonable assumption to make based on the metaphysical model established in the first game. You need to provide substantial proof if you want to contradict this.
>I'm not going to fucking pester the creator over this
Then tough shit I guess. Because until he confirms your schizo crackpot theory, that's all it will ever be. Blame yourself or God.

>>720379653
So you have nothing at all?

>>720380189
It's you who has nothing at all, faggot.

>>720380512
You're just rejecting the most obvious conclusion that other people have arrived at independently with the help of that one tweet.

You can call me a lone schizo all you want, but it's just so happens that it's what the entire structure of LV's narrative points towards.

I just arrived to that conclusion long before even seeing that tweet. I instead psycho analyzed the story as if it's a fairy tale.

>>720381075
That forum is full of pederast groomers who shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone.
>You can call me a lone schizo all you want
Good, I will continue to.
>I instead psycho analyzed the story as if it's a fairy tale.
Are you the same schizo who used ChatGPT to "psycho analyze" the story?

>>720381245
You really are fucking furious aren't you? LMAO!

>>720381462
>U MAD BRO?
You're not even trying anymore. I accept your concession. We're done here.

>>720381625
You're just dismissing everyone that disagrees with you as a pedo or a schizo. You're hardly trying to be objective here. You're legit a malding retard.

klonoa kinda sucks, albeit i did only play the remake which has less soul

Installed the PS1 version on my Vita TV because of this thread (I was the guy asking about it compared to the remake earlier).
Gonna try it out this weekend, I always loved the GBa game so it'll be nice to experience the original for the first time.

>>720381953
>You're just dismissing everyone that disagrees with you as a pedo or a schizo
I can only have my reasonable request for proof go unanswered so many times before all that's left is to do is make fun of your personal character defects.
>malding
Tranny-coded word. Trannies invented that word as a replacement for "dilate".

>>720382103
Based. We'll probably have a Klonoa Katurday thread, so you can post with us there too :)

>>720376719
Is...is Klonoa gay too?

>>720382284
You already know where to go if you want proof you dumbfuck retard.

>>720382565
I ain't making an X account just to debunk your baseless claim which you have zero proof for, retard.

/ourguy's/ birthday is next month klonoabros. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.

It’s a shame the GBA games weren’t part of the remastered collection.

>>720382746
Then feel free to keep seething about it. Maybe by next year you'll have calmed down a bit.

>>720383004
>U mad
>again!!!!
Are you guys going to spam the thread all night? Reading this is giving me aids.

>>720383172
You clearly unreasonably mad about something that I did over a year ago I think. No reasonable person would be this much of a colossal faggot about this. If you seriously still give this much of a fuck why not make that X account and ask the writer? Too much of a nobody for anyone to give a shit about your inane faggotry perhaps?

>>720383509
>You clearly unreasonably mad about something that I did over a year ago
I'm not. I don't even know what you're talking about.
I just want this faggotry to stop. Nobody wants to read it. If you want to continue your spat with the other anon, add him on discord like all the other faggots do.

>>720383509
>something that I did over a year ago I think
What, you're the one who captioned that Inside Out tweet with your schizo theory conclusion? Lol

>>720383723
I don't know anything about the thing I referenced a few posts ago. Sure thing schizo.

>>720383832
ESL

>>720383832
Uh, >>720383172 and >>720383723 are clearly not the same person you've been debating with this whole thread (me). God you're so illiterate and retarded, it's no wonder.

>>720383896
stupid nigger

>>720383940
bing if true

>>720383723
>I'm not mad
>NOOO I WANT THIS TO STOP WAAH!
lmao

>>720383967
ESL stop spamming the thread.
ESL stop crying.

Why are Klonoafags all so mentally ill?

>>720384193
I'm not mad about the think he did a year ago (whatever that was). Why do you think I am?

I'm annoyed that he's spamming the thread like a faggot.

>>720384207
keep spamming buzzwords, that'll fix everything

>>720384334
penis behavior

>>720383509
>something that I did over a year ago
The Inside Out tweet screenshot, or the ChatGPT schizoid rambling? I NEED to know, please clarify.

>>720384732
uhh.. .maybe this will help

>>720385017
Delete this right now

>>720385017
Now he's a real sonic character

boysmell.png

>>720385315
Klonoa's boysmell is your boysmell. What does Klonoa smell like?

What if Leorina used the ring to inflate Klonoa, wound't that be funny? haha

There's literally nothing wrong with using Psychology books and ChatGPT to learn new things about Klonoa 2 Lunatea's Veil specifically.

The best thing about it is that it just works.

I really liked dream champ tournament

>>720385921
Because it's almost like a bootleg Sonic game?

>>720385969
Yeah that was cool. Also level design and music

I really liked dream champ tournament

>>720385716
Weed and cabbit piss and shit.

Klonoa 2: Klonatea's Mind is the best game in the Klonoa franchise.

>>720386030
most mediocre soundtrack in the entire franchise

>>720385716
Klonoa smells like Axe blue lavender body spray and cum

~mwah

>>720387992
Deviantart stamps... I haven't thought about those in a long, long time

Klonoa is a social construct.

>>720388271
>Klonoa is a social construct.
That's where all this "lunatea is just in klonoa's mind" nonsense will lead

>>720388349
No, stop being such a sperg.

>>720388825
Where's the fish?

>>720388908
Klonoa ate it.

>>720388908
gomennasai!

>>720388686
It's a sperg eat sperg world out there

Schizo theories used to be so much better than they are now. What happened?

>>720390150
There's like 1 game to analyze.

>>720377727
REALISTICALLY speaking, what is Klonoa's length and girth?

>>720390931
11 cm (~4.33 inches) and 6 cm (~2.36 inches) respectively

>>720391247
Hm. That's a bit of a conservative estimate don't you think?

>>720390931
2-2.5 L and 1.0-1.2 G

>>720391331
I measured his penis myself.

>>720391403
I agree if the L and G stand for liters and gallons

>>720377727
Always the best way to advertise a game.

>>720391512
>>720377727
They need to bring back this style of advertising for Klonoa 3. Make it read "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH BIG EARS..."

>>720391480
nice collection

>>720391460
Uh based. Do you think you could get him to let me measure it myself, just to make sure you did it correctly?

>>720391960
There's a collection? I don't have the others. Post now.

>>720392024
I'm extremely territorial when it comes to Klonoa. He is mine.

what if klonoa used the wind ring on his balls

>>720392085
monkeys in your pic

>>720392194
>monkeys in your pic
Unironically what the FUCK did he mean by this?

Name a single vidya character who has suffered more.

>>720392561
Ellie from The Last of Crust

>>720392371

the image here mentions something about jacking monkeys
>>720390150

>>720392561
>Kicked out of 109 dreams and counting

figment of imagination

His name in Japanese is actually pronounced Klawnwa

>>720392858
NO!

>>720392959
canon Klonoa is hella gay

>>720393385
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>720392107
Since you're the expert, maybe you can answer this once and for all: Does Klonoa have foreskin?

>>720393445
mountains and mountains of porn proves it beyond any reasonable doubt

>>720393823
But anon...porn isn't canon

>>720393927
You're going to make 90% of this thread sad. It's time for you to pipe down.

>>720393606
no_

>>720394092
>You're going to make 90% of this thread sad
Be honest, do you really think Klonoafags are "happy" to begin with? They numb the pain with kemoshota peepee, but there's a dark void in each of our souls.

>>720394294
sounds like projection to me

>>720393385
Klonoa and Lolo's love is mutual passionate you don't get it.

>>720394434
Maybe, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. I AM Klonoa and so are you all. Therefore my projection is actually a projection of all of us.

>>720394437
effeminate men ship furry creatures

I'm conservative. I uphold the status klo.

>>720395413
Klonservative if you will

>>720395413
>t. Nick Fuentes tier conservative

>>720395565
Weird little Nick Fuentes is definitely gay for Klonoa

>>720385716
pork and berries

>>720392959
YES

>>720385716
He smells a bit wild. A bit silly.

>>720395653
cabbit ranch when???

>>720395304
well yea you're in a Klonoa thread.

Effeminate men ship furry creatures.
Masculine men self insert as the one fucking the furry creatures (both male and female).
We are not the same.

Om nom nom

Youtooz my beloved

https://community.youtooz.com/design/249

>>720398035
How many votes does it need?

>>720398035
oh my god

WAHOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
EVERYTHING IS FINE

>>720397950
>kellogg's
I don't like the implication.

>>720399174
The Klonoa variant actually makes you want to fap MORE

Klonoa deserves a BAFTA

Post images of Klonoa without his shoes on or I'll uh...

>>720382751
Wikipedia says his birthday is August 19th. Did you mean his deathday...?

>>720402268
:3 :(

>>720402645
:< :[

:<

;D

>>720378636
D
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D

>>720377727
Klonoa had great ads.

>>720404383
kek

Don't forget to brush your teeth twice a day!

Klonoas

I've actually never played the GBA games despite loving the two console games, maybe I should finally rectify that.

>>720406098
What did Klonoa mean by this?

>>720406098
Why are only 4/5 Klonoas blushing?

>>720406365
>he collects Moo gold after killing a Moo

Klonoaboy

>>720398035
>>720398318
Sign that petition, dammit!

If only Matthew Perry were alive to masturbate to Klonoa today

https://youtu.be/l_KTUAlar0E
>my heart is...LE UNTAMED!

>>720408548
Dicks out for Matthew

>>720365790 (OP)
I played this game for the first time last summer. I would say that it’s one of the best original 2D platformers for the GBA. Never fully beat Dream Champ Tournament, but find that one to be slightly inferior to Empire of Dreams.
Plus, I think Bomberman Tournament is the superior Tournament game on the GBA.

>>720408976
Dream Champ Tournament was the beginning of the series decline into shounenslop, which it fully became with Klonoa Heroes. It's good that the series died, rather than continue down that path.

>>720407545
They don't call him Zyklonoa for nothing!

>>720365790 (OP)
Klonoa stealth shota furry porn general thread

I'm gonna miss you fags when the internet gets locked down for good

>>720412872
There's only been like 1 or 2 pornographic images posted this entire thread. And they were straight too!

>>720376331
What's with artists giving him feminine eyelashes?

I want to compare boners with Klonoa and then get embarassed when his is bigger

>>720413749
me too...

>>720413489
Sauce for the fat ass Klonoa on the bottom left?

>>720413749
>>720413938
But isn't Klonoa known to have a very small penis?

>>720414058
He's known for literally the opposite. He has an improbably large kemocock.

>>720414058
It doesn't take a lot to beat me! Hahaha.. Haha.. Ha...

>tfw only 6 inches
Klonoa would beat me...

goodnight

>>720418017
baby...

>>720418051
I'm not your baby, pal

zzzzzzzz

>>720421096
this is crazy i had no idea he was real

>no decently made Klonoa fan model for VR/game-modding purposes
Am I really going to have to be the guy to do it?

>>720421368
i like keki's vrchat model

>>720365790 (OP)
Kemoshota peepee!

>>720423159
Proportions on it are too fucked for VR, and it's rather....undefined/blobbish.

klo

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>>720377045
still nice to have official ports of these games and being able to play it on modern devices

pee!

>>720428982
>still nice to have shitty garbage
Fuck you for being retarded and fucking up the kemoshota peepee posts. Unironically kill yourself.

'noa

sleepy time

>>720437442
sleepan 30 years

uh? why is this thread still up??

>>720438732
mental projection

Klondike

How come this tweet buckbroke that one anon so badly?

sex with Klonoa

>>720366950
Kys faggot

>>720440753
This image is perfect because it encapsulates what everyone in these threads has on their mind.

>>720440346
You're still wrong :)

>>720445162
Yeah, but not on the points that I disagree with you on.

>>720445645
Nah you're just wrong about everything. Anyway, I've gotta go to work now, so don't think you can just declare victory if I don't respond for a while. I'll be back.

>>720446089
You haven't been right once in your life. I have no reason to care.

>>720447769
Everyone's laughing at you and calling you a loser. No one here agrees with you lol

This was the only chance we ever had. Nintendo literally fucking killed all non-indie low-budget games when they discontinued the 3DS. You don't hate Nintendo enough.

>>720448576
Just keep bumping the thread. That's all your posts are good for.

>>720449921
Nah. It's you who's the thread's dedicated bumpslut

canonically speaking, what color should Klonoa's fur be, you know, down there?

Popka says that Klonoa is the GOD of Lunatea!

>>720450620
bottom behavior