Thread 720367440

>>720367440 (OP)
Just press w and move into that boss. It's how you beat any soulsslop boss. These games are absolutely shit

>>720367557
retard

the problem isn't that its hard anon. its that its boring.

elden ring is so overrated and bloated
demons souls is still the best souls game not a fucking slog and levels and bosses that have meaning and purpose

>>720367792
It's boring because...?

>>720367568
>>720367440 (OP)
How the hell has fromsoft gotten away with making the same game for like 16 years now lmao

>>720367440 (OP)
You do realize you'll never make any meaningful progress if you keep on rolling backwards like a coward right?

>>720367440 (OP)
funny thing is you can just use a fucking shield to mitigate any damage she can deal during this attack
but fromsloppers are so hellbent on one specific true and tried playstyle that they'd rather spend another 13 hours on mastering a single boss fight

>>720367914
Lil bro over here watched Matthewmatosis one too many times

>Fia HP debuff
>chugging when she's obviously telegraphing a lunge
>rollspamming even when there's an opening
Malenia is one of the best Fromsoft bosses. Not her fault you're playing like a headless chicken.

>>720368085
I mean this whole board got their ass hole fucked by Margit, I still remember the sheer seethe
A horde of retards insisting on playing the game like Dark Souls 3 (aka rollslop simulator), when the game does everything in its power to tell you that this is in fact NOT Dark Souls 3, and that you have a whole bunch of new tools and moves in your kit to avoid getting wiped out, like jumping over attacks, breaking bosses posture, ducking under attacks with the crouch, status effects that are worth a shit, ash summons, physick flask
Elden Ring is like the anti-rollslop Souls game

>>720368450
Thanks a lot anon
I've been looking for that exact webum for a long time
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>720368085
I used shield the whole game and had to abandon it for ONLY this fight, was easier to just kill her without it

>>720367568
This doesn't work anymore lmao

>>720368535
I used a shield for a janky half-tanking waterfowl counter. It's not how you're supposed to dodge it, but I figured that one out on my own.

>>720368450
it's frustrating to watch someone insist on rolling away instead of to the side, i've learned. watching some nightreign gameplay by someone who beat SotE, and they waste so much time returning to a boss they rolled 100 yards away from

>>720368450
ALL TIME CLASSIC

lmao this is game is so fucking easy
i'm done with that game, going back to 2k, gta and fortnite now fr fr

bad difficulty, bad game, simple as

Mainly because of the run back

>>720368550
I don't remember it ever working. If she decides she doesn't want to take hitstun, she won't. She's like the kid you'd play soldiers with who goes "nuh uh I have an invincible forcefield your bullets can't hit me"

Are you for real, she literally flashes yellow to tell you when to press parry like some Platinum QTE

>>720369418
I'm colorblind :(

>>720367440 (OP)
>STR mong
>panic rolling 3 times
yep

>>720369080
Nice classic webm
Doesn't work anymore

>>720367440 (OP)
>mindlessly mashing roll, misses an opening because of it
>hey she just entered an attack animation, now would be the perfect time to heal!
>apparently has no idea how to deal with waterfowl dance despite clearing phase 1
Come on now.

>the joke is ragebait
FATIGUE

>>720367950
You have to wait for bosses to finish doing their dumbass 20 second combos before you're allowed to hit them once or twice. Repeat ad infinitum.
It lost its edge with Dark Souls 3 already.

>>720367440 (OP)
This webm is the equivalent of trying to run away from a truck that's driving in a straight line... by running in the same direction the truck is moving.

>>720369994
Why do shitters love to use the Radahn armor

>>720369403
You know someone's a shitter when they think Malenia's hyperarmor is random

>>720367989
they made elden ring 16 years ago?

>>720368450
this is my favorite webm of all time

>2022+3
>/v/ shitters still pissing their pants about Elden Ring being le bad design (actually they don't know how to play the fucking game)
Grim.

>>720375282
>tank isn't a trebuchet