Thread 720377182

this but nintendo

op here wrong pic

>>720377182 (OP)
Ok noncetendo

>>720377232
>>720377279
>B-B-B-BUT NINTENDO!!!
Point proven.

>>720377182 (OP)
This. Steamies seethe because of Epic and Snoys seethe because of Nintendo (case in point >>720377232
>>720377279
>>720377298).

>>720377354
>>720377376
Im trans btw not sure if it matters lol just felt like sharing

I don't think OP knows what a cult is. Cults are usually groups or institutions where it's followers are insane and will even do violence in support of it, such as Christianity. If Steam were truly a cult, we would have seen someone killed over the VISA/Mastercard fiasco.

a janitor is making these threads. theres no other reason for them to be getting these canned responses in less than a minute after creation.

>>720377232
trvke.

>>720377182 (OP)
Steam certainly. They would rather pay 60 bucks for a game than claim it for free on Epic. PlayStation these days are just normies playing Fortnite/cod/fifa and some fanboys thinking back on the Golden Age of PS2. I would swap them out with Nintendo fans. They are some of the most (positive) toxic motherfuckers out there. They swallow any disgusting load Nintendo pumps out.

>snoys and Steamsnoys immediately come out of the woodwork to screech about Nintendo
Sony, Steam, Pocket Pair, and Rare are all going to be dead in the water in just a few years while Nintendo will be more successful than ever.

Seethe about the Switch 2 and "DA TENDIES" all you want, it won't change anything. Keep seething.

i like steam but i wont hesitate to drop the platform if it goes south real quick

>>720377614
i claim my free games on qbittorrent
not installing timmy's spyware

nobody is falling for your shitty falseflag op

>>720377626
Least delusional tendie.

>>720377808
that ain't a falseflag
if you truly want a falseflag you can find one of those threads where the first reply was bitching about pc 10 seconds after the thread was posted

>>720377694
That's like the opposite of cult. Meanwhile Nintendo fans wouldn't drop Nintendo unless they uhhh killed them?

>>720377182 (OP)
The fact that you made this thread and are obsessing over these two brands in your free time, proves that you are in fact, have made yourself part of one. So tell me, what company have you attached your personal identity to?

>>720377182 (OP)
Why did the Tendies turn on the PC fats?

>>720377890
PC gamers aren't as unhappy.

>>720377232
>>720377279
>>720377298
>>720377354
first posts best posts

>>720377626
>Pocket pair
>Rare

>>720377925
>>720377946
>LEAVE SNOY AND VALVE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pathetic.

>>720377946
their value proposition gets shredded by emulation

>>720378017
Uh-oh, tendie tantrum!

>>720377412
>felt like sharting
ftfy

yes yes, anything you guys don't like thats popular is a cult

>>720377946
For some reason they're extremely threatened by a niche handheld PC that the Switch 2 outsold in a weekend.

>>720377182 (OP)
I presume Nintendo was raped again, are things really that bad?

>>720377964
>>720378047
>LEAVE SNOY AND VALVE ALONE THEY'RE MY FRIENDS IT'S OKAY WHEN THEY DO IT BUT NINTENDO? FUCK NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!
>I ONLY PLAY MATURE FRENCH RPG SLOP AND WALKING SIMULATORS FOR MATURE MOVIE ENTHUSIASTS
>EXPEDITION 33 IS EPICNESS!!!!! GOD OF WAR IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!!BALDURS GATE IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!! PALWORLD IS EPICNESS!!!! LAST OF US IS AWESOMENESS!!!!!FUCK NINTENDO daee BING BING!!! I SAID IT FOR BABIES BIGN BING GIVE ME MORE MOVIEs GIVE ME MORE!!!! MORE MOVIES GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!

>>720377354
way to expose yourself tranny groomer

>>720378173
Love a good tendie tantrum.

>>720378170
'Fraid so

>>720377354
most cult like following of the 3 for sure. women become mentally ill disney girls, men because mental ill nintendo guys.

>>720378170
Yeah, famitsu sales thread isn't even getting bumped. It's bleak.

>be steamGOD
>it appears my superiority has caused some controversy.jpg

>>720378350
Thank you for your service

>>720378254
>DURR LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM!!!!!! DURRR DUHHH! LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED NINTENOOMED! XDDdd HURRRR
>gets called retarded
>HAHAHAHA U HAVING A TANDRUM!! DA TENDIES MAD!!! I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO SHITPOST!!!!!!!! PALBROS WIN MAKE MORE SHITPOST SHILL THREADS!!!
Snoys, everyone.

>>720378170
Unironically switch 2 has no games.

>>720377354
>makes a mentally ill thread where you omit yourself and insult everyone else
>gets mad that it get brought up
actually sad you people think like this

>>720378350
>I'm a proud member of my cult for 20 years. Are you mad?
This is unironically how PC snoys think.

>>720378426
It's so sad. It needs more shovelware, like the switch.

>>720378414
No one said that

>>720378569
to be fair, most nintendo fans were indoctrinated as actual children that had nintendo as their first console or handheld. the same is true with europeans that were more likely to be snoys. but most nintendo adults were technically groomed as children the same way disney adults were.

>>720378569
>cult
but steam competes with piracy and their drm is paper thin and their linux efforts will end up with them having less control?
meanwhile nintendo is fighting piracy harder than ever to the never before seen levels of pettiness and scalping you at every turn despite record profits
now that's a cult

>>720378569
crazy how tendies don't see the irony in this post

>>720378569
Meanwhile you're a 30 year old manchild who still plays bing bing wahoo.

>>720377354
Nintendo has the consumer base that delude themselves into thinking it's justified to pay for the same game twice instead of righteously understanding that an upgrade in performance is guaranteed when upgrading your hardware.

>>720377232
/thread

>>720377182 (OP)
Its not that they are good, altho they once really were amazing vidya gods, its more about how MS and Nintendo are literally the fucking devil of vidya

>>720379043
>buy ocarina of time
>buy windwaker to play ocarina of time on gamecube
>buy ocarina of time on the wii virtual console
>buy ocarina of time on the 3ds
>pay to rent ocarina of time on the switch
If only it was just twice.

>>720378942
>>720378956
The difference is that Nintendo generally knows a balance between turning a profit while still being an ally to their fans. Meanwhile Valve and Sony fuck over their followers constantly

>>720379280
>>720378942

>>720378569
This post really triggered the snoys and PC cultists.

>>720379341
>no u
I accept your concession, Eric.

>>720379280
>Nintendo generally knows a balance between turning a profit while still being an ally to their fans
did you already forget about the paid switch 2 tutorial and $70 re-releases?

>>720379280
>he says as nintendo releases hardware with 5 year old silicon inside it, the worst screen of the decade, battery on par with a phone and primitive controllers that cost double of what tmr controllers cost all to play games as expensive as big slop while costing a fraction to make

>>720377412
You're valid

>>720379280
>that'll be $30+ tip to play the boring open world zelda games again
>also be greatly we even decided to bother you selfish fucks

>>720379280
>$80 for botw without the dlc included

>>720377232
>>720377279
fpbp

>>720377376
At least steamies has reason, but i can't say the same about toddlers and sony niggers.

>>720377354
Nigtoddlers literally act like typical cultists.

This entire thread only proves that snoys and PC are the worst fanbases on this site.

>>720379496
ugly pussy
i bet she plays n*ntendo games

>>720377182 (OP)
Not really? If it weren't for nintendo fans bringing up sony all the time I'd forget they exist like microsoft

>>720377376
> Steamies seethe because of Epic
When? Pretty sure Timmy exists for the sole purpose of being universally mocked and derided as a the third rate trash he is. It's like when your retarded black sheep of a cousin shows up to the family gathering to put on a show for everyone else.

>>720377946
Steam deck made them mad since they know its superior to switch 2.

>>720379861
it proves that you tendies cower in the face of actual arguments to repeat your mantras
like an actual cult, your loyalty is resting on playing bing bing wahoo 20 years ago

>>720377182 (OP)
These are powerful sigils.

>>720378414
>nintendofag builds strawman to beat the fuck out of it: the thread

>>720379358
>>720378569
>toddler projecting

Tendies only become more unhinged as the years go on it seems

>>720377232
Fippy Bippy

>>720379861
Why do you really need to be such huge faggot, toddler?

>>720380079
there's like fifty different schizos they'll accuse you of being if you disagree
it's truly an unique experience

>>720378226
Let me guess, you are a steam jeet trying to cope with the fact that you don't OWN any game

>>720380232
but you own your games on steam?
you can play games you bought 20 years ago on modern hardware and making offline copies takes a single minute

The only time I ever received a ban during a conference sticky was when mocking nintendo, even when shitposting about any and all companies and devs. Really makes you think.

>>720380079
>>720380212
Shut the fuck up, Eric.

>>720380403
yeah, that's what they say

>>720377182 (OP)
Go back to GCJ. Or better yet, find yourself a hobby that doesn't involve being a sadistic nuisance.

>>720380403
funny that their cult even has a great evil responsible for all their problems.

>>720380705
>>720380470
Still seething over your glowie connections being exposed last week, Eric?

>>720380775
yeah, that's what the tendies say
we don't need any more examples of that type of schizo, give us another

>>720380775
yeah satan is responsible for everything, we get it.

Absolute state of tendo cultist ITT lol.

>steamies
GOOD MORNING SAAR
PLEASE REDEEM THE EPICLY GAMES EXCLUSIVE GAMING
DO NOT REDEEM THE STEAM GAME YOU BLOODY BASTARD SAAR

I was gone from /v/ for a while, how is this soulless subhuman still making these threads everyday?

>Palworld removed from the OP
Chillet won

I'm a proud paypiggy steamie cultist and there's nothing you can do about it

Has "Famitsutranny" taken off yet?