Thread 720382634

>this girl asks if you want to hang out together after school
>looks at you like picrel

wat do here /v/?

>>720382634 (OP)
Slowly back away as i dont hang out with special ed kids

Impregnate

>>720382634 (OP)
I'm 46 you freak

I fumble the interaction, hurt her feelings by accident, and regret it for the next 20 years.

turn 360°C and walk away

>>720382856
The older you get, the harder it hits you you're surrounded by literal children. Anytime I see someone talking about 'bully fucks your mother' fetishes, it's bewildering.

>>720382634 (OP)

Invite her to my 40th birthday on Saturday. Then proceed to plant a baby deep inside of her fertile womb.

>>720382634 (OP)
We all know it's a prank. It happened to everybody.

>>720382634 (OP)
I don't like condoms, so yes.

>>720382634 (OP)
Ask her if she wants to watch a movie.
Slowly get closer to her, and eventually have my arm around her.
Then have her cuddle against me, get turned on, start feeling her up.
Progress into me eating her out, to then whipping out my average white cock and plunging it into her probably somewhat trimmed pussy and fuck her in missionary until I cum while kissing her neck and under her chin, then finally on the lips.

>>720382967
unless you have a bully in your 30s which isn't impossible

>>720382917
Literally me, I fucked up so badly with a cute goth girl who approached me

>>720382634 (OP)
>"No."
Is how i actually responded back then.
It's also how i'd respond if it happened today.

>>720382634 (OP)
>>720382798
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>>720383084
she's literally fucking 14

>>720384130
explain the problem without using subjective social norms as an argument

>>720382856
OUT

OF

TEN

>>720382634 (OP)
360 and walk away

Fuck bros I missed out on the teenage love
I am 35yo with a wife now but I missed out. It's not the same as being a kid and in an innocent love before the ugliness of the life set in

shoot a music video idk

>>720384130
All at once? What a champ!

the fuck is this wokeshitspamming lately?

>think its a prank
"y-you-too"
*run away*

>>720384130
And she's dying soon, so better help her experience the pleasure of being cummed inside before it's too late.

>>720383115
My mother is 94 with dementia

>>720382634 (OP)
First thing I'd do is introduce her lips and tongue to the anus hole of my good friend Tyrone (after he showers and cleans his asshole with soap though I don't play that poop shit I ain't no german)
His uncut 8 inch cock can stay unwashed I wanna see her lick it clean

>>720382634 (OP)
Probably hang out at the food court while she shows me funny pictures on her phone