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Anonymous No.720397385 >>720397478 >>720397568 >>720398567 >>720398889 >>720399275 >>720400043 >>720400458 >>720403341 >>720404875 >>720405597 >>720406479 >>720407880 >>720408317
>you now remember The Saboteur
Anonymous No.720397453 >>720399389 >>720401503
Is living in a brothel as cool as it looks?
Anonymous No.720397469
Best open world game of all time.
Anonymous No.720397478 >>720398458
>>720397385 (OP)
Hot hoes, based that you are on a TOTAL NAZI DEATH mission which gives it an old euro feel before they became cucked, but the gameplay is so fucking shit I could never get into it
Anonymous No.720397568 >>720399159
>>720397385 (OP)
Pirated and dropped when I had to race a car.
Anonymous No.720397663 >>720397958 >>720399389 >>720400251
sad to think that nu v would hate it and call it goy slop if it came out today because of muh nazi killing
Anonymous No.720397958 >>720399389
>>720397663
>if you hold shift while standing you can smoke
>if you start running when the smoke is in your mouth it will stay there until you stop
Modern games could never
Anonymous No.720398458 >>720403338
>>720397478
>before they became cucked
>the game that has hordes of asians, arabs, and africans in Occupied France
Anonymous No.720398567
>>720397385 (OP)
Good times
Anonymous No.720398889 >>720400326 >>720406571 >>720409145
>>720397385 (OP)
Such underrated game, just like everything made by pandemic
Anonymous No.720399159
>>720397568
Pirated and played all the way thru.

I do understand why you'd drop it at the car race though, car was not good in that game.
I literally played the game just running everywhere, that's how ass the cars were.
Anonymous No.720399275 >>720399406 >>720399462 >>720404641
>>720397385 (OP)
Always thought it was strange you played as an Irish guy given that they were neutral in WW2.
Anonymous No.720399389 >>720402191
It was okay.
I wondered what would happen if you destroyed all the Nazi installations and ran out of currency but you really have to be thorough + demented to clear out even a small part of the map.

>>720397453
No, when you step on stage the Nazis don't yell at you, they make you wear a bra
>>720397663
Yes because
>non-white protagonist
>nazis are Le monsters
>ubisoft towers/exploration/climbing/open world
No because
>non-black male protagonist
>no jews(?)
>no fetishising killing nazis
>nazi villain is a genuine threat and not a delirious demented retard (even if the ending is not a boss battle but a "Please execute me" scene)
I think I remember one black character but I don't think he was anything but a side mission character who shows up once.
I don't remember if the girl you meet is Jewish or just French. I remember one mission where you help her to deliver a bomb but it's entirely framed as the Nazi she gave it to is nice and she's wrong for doing what she did and your character doesn't like her despite you being a mass murdering terrorist yourself who may or may not care about collateral damage. I don't know why they added it. It was a bit like that one mission in Red Faction Guerrilla where a girl mutilates an Earth torturer in the back of your car until he begs for death, which was really uncomfortable to play and added nothing to the story, Mason didn't even pass a comment on it being fucked up.

I don't remember if the commies were ever mentioned or anything about the French resistance being about as much an enemy to itself as the Nazis were. Though that shouldn't matter on it being woke as literally no-one cares these days to French bash in the Anglosphere.

>>720397958
It was really fun finding that out.
Pulling out a gun occupies his hands too. I'd always smoke 'em before I'd shoot 'em because I looked cool.
Anonymous No.720399406 >>720399546
>>720399275
The fucking game literally explains it you idiot
Anonymous No.720399462 >>720404641
>>720399275
Neutral verging on Nazi
They had A LOT of sympathisers
Anonymous No.720399515 >>720399925 >>720400153
>snag it on sale a couple of weeks ago
>start playing literally last night
>this thread appears
GET OUT OF MY HEAD /V/
GET OUT OF MY HEAD /V/
GET OUT OF MY HEAD /V/
Anonymous No.720399546 >>720400232
>>720399406
I don't mean plot wise, I just thought it was a weird creative choice.
Anonymous No.720399925
>>720399515
sorry anon, i've been assigned to be your secret stalker ever since Frank decided to quit like 2 weeks ago or so
Anonymous No.720400043
>>720397385 (OP)
Le saboteur
Anonymous No.720400153
>>720399515
This phenomenon is proof the universe is a simulation. You know how in, say, GTA4, when you drive a car there will suddenly be a bunch of the same type of cars driving around so that the game can save on memory? It's like that.
Anonymous No.720400232 >>720400963
>>720399546
It's marketing. The MC is loosely based on a real person (William Grover-Williams) who was English, but Irish people are more marketable than English people.
Anonymous No.720400251
>>720397663
europeans are smoking less, drinking less, partying less, and having sex less, so they're reverting from being partisan chads that hate nazis into chuds larping in nazi outfits in their basements, we have to RETVRN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxNLmQEAF68
Anonymous No.720400326
>>720398889
>just like everything made by pandemic

Battlefront 1 and 2 are far from underrated.
Anonymous No.720400451 >>720406675
this and Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, good times
Anonymous No.720400458
>>720397385 (OP)
Will 100% return as a random game that will be remade/remastered
Anonymous No.720400627 >>720401793 >>720406662 >>720406761
The whole game was kino and the game systems were great. I miss Pandemic. They didn't deserve to die.
Anonymous No.720400741
Anonymous No.720400963
>>720400232
Just like Nioh, the eternal Hibernian undermines the downtrodden Anglo at every turn though devious cultural subversion.
Anonymous No.720401503
>>720397453
kinda distracting actually

had to stop playing this on my pc because my fucking xbox controller broked and I just have not found the time to get a new one
my "kwik-gaming" laptop that I use for the 3d era GTA's and The Sims 2 can *just about* handle it, with some grass pngs removed, but it was still pretty potato-moded on my current set-up

still, not without it's charm, I really need to replace my controller
Anonymous No.720401708
the soundtrack was so good i torrented it back in the day
Anonymous No.720401793 >>720402980 >>720406185
>>720400627
yeah and like Pandemic dying how it did leaves all their old games without remasters or re-releases or even compatibility checks for new systems so the only way to play it on Xbox is to buy the physical game and play it on a 360
same as how it's hard to get hold of their Mercenaries games on all systems

it fucking sucks dude lmfao

my laptop can *just about* handle it but uh, yeah
I'd rather play it on Xone, probably never get made compatible or remastered, it's just fucked
Anonymous No.720402191
>>720399389
>non-white protagonist
LOL
damn bro
Anonymous No.720402980 >>720403279 >>720408859
>>720401793
You can get Mercenaries 1 on xbox without a shred of difficulty. Pseudo-upscaling the foggiest 480p game to "4k" on an xbonex from the native store port. 2, it's a PC game so you can just yoink an abandonware entry somewhere.
Anonymous No.720403279
>>720402980
yeah there's a way but I'd like a little more standardisation and perhaps more respect for the games
I'd love Mercs 1 on PC, same for Mercs 2 and Saboteur on Xone

I know it's a matter of making do, which is fine, but they're still fun games that probably could benefit from some EA re-releases if they wanted to stop being fucking evil for one second
Anonymous No.720403338 >>720403671 >>720406449
>>720398458
>Realism is bad
Anonymous No.720403341
>>720397385 (OP)
no I dont
Anonymous No.720403671
>>720403338
Most people don't know a that a lot of French people supported the Vichy regime and even Joined the SS as a reaction to the state of inter-war France. It wasn't Weimar level but it was getting there.
Anonymous No.720404641 >>720405917 >>720406367
>>720399275
Glad I helped contribute the nigger crown.
>>720399462
Retard. The free state cuck government sucked up to the angloids. Only the IRA sided with the nazis. We should have liberated the north instead of helping the golem angloids.
Anonymous No.720404875
>>720397385 (OP)
>More late 00s/early 10s AssCreed/BamHam slop
Who cares.
Anonymous No.720405597
>>720397385 (OP)
>play this game with school friend
>He puts on a faux irish accent while staying stupid shit
>we both lol
>His mum walks in and asks him something
>he replies in the faux irish accent
>this reall angers and upsets her for some reason
>A little while later he gets an official autism diagnosis and gets medded hard
>turns into a completely different person
I somehow feel responsible for this but goddamn do i miss the old him.
Anonymous No.720405917
>>720404641
Based and Anti-Treaty pilled.
Anonymous No.720406185
>>720401793
>leaves all their old games without remasters or re-releases
Maybe that's a good thing. Remember Destroy All Humans?
Anonymous No.720406367
>>720404641
>ireland was pro-anglo
>only the IRA was nazi
>we should have been nazis and invaded britain!
Case in point, the Irish are Nazis.

How's the African immigration going? I think we can all agree it's the last thing anyone expected.
Anonymous No.720406449 >>720406772
>>720403338
Believe it or not, both America and Europe were mostly white until very recently. Even the cities.
Anonymous No.720406479
>>720397385 (OP)
Very mid game
Anonymous No.720406571
>>720398889
No not really. It's probably their worst game.
Anonymous No.720406579
The unbelievable part is how they do the "punch a Nazi" thing totally unreddit. I just beat the game a couple months ago and not once did it feel preachy or some retarded reddit "bash the fash" theater kid production like actual adults made the game which is saying a lot
Anonymous No.720406662
>>720400627
They fucked up a batman game, so EA put them out of their misery
Anonymous No.720406675
>>720400451
>Mercenaries 2
Ruined by EA. We need a Mercs 1 remaster so bad though.
Anonymous No.720406761
>>720400627
EA killed so many good studios. I will NEVER forgive
Anonymous No.720406772 >>720407659 >>720408064
>>720406449
Inter-war France had what was at time time considered a disgusting amount of Africans in it.
Anonymous No.720407659
>>720406772
now look at Paris, they were right
Anonymous No.720407880
>>720397385 (OP)
I really like this game but I cant bring myself to progress in it because bringing color back to the city kills the kino atmosphere.
Anonymous No.720408064 >>720408635 >>720409034
>>720406772
London's white population make's up 69.7% (According to the 2011 census). Paris's white population make's up 67.4% (As of 2010 although I do not know how this data was polled)
Anonymous No.720408317
>>720397385 (OP)
It's aight. The world getting more colour was pretty cool, also so was blowing up cows with dynamite.
Anonymous No.720408635
>>720408064
Yeah, France got an early start due to the "republican ideals" meme but the British state hates itself more so it pushes for its own destruction at a faster rate.
Anonymous No.720408859
>>720402980
I recently replayed Mercenaries 1, the best way I figured out to play it was emulating the PS2 version 4k, 60 fps
Anonymous No.720409034 >>720409356
>>720408064
>white
Imagine if Britain was white but not British.
Anonymous No.720409145
>>720398889
Game was a mess. It couldn't even run on some cards.
Anonymous No.720409356 >>720410647
>>720409034
They tried that, it's called America, went about as well as you could expect.
Anonymous No.720410647
>>720409356
It worked pretty damn well for a while