Thread 720401819

PROJECT HATE MACHINE

a beat-em up styled game featuring 4chan's board tans dat was being developed sometime in 2013 and was probably abandoned dat year qwq

I REALLY WANTED DIS GAME 2 BE REAL THO!!!! .·°՞(ᗒ□ᗕ)՞°·. IT WOULDVE BEEN TEH SUGOIEST THING 4CHAN HAS EVAR SEEN!!! ｡°(°.◜◠◝°)°｡

so here iz a thread showing off some of project hate machine's sugoi concept art! :3

Desu~

entire thread of project hate machine:

https://warosu.org/vr/thread/1383319

>>720401819 (OP)
Keep up the enthusiasm, kam
Despite that project being abandoned and old, I would love to help out Project Hate Machine in anyway I can.

>>720402713
YEAH!! :D

let's make our own concepts 4 project hate machine!!! >w<

>>720403049
this is going to be soooooo fuckwin!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0

>>720403775

memories from when I used 2 be obsessed with teh epic face and was frens with this guy on hypixel sometime in 2016 who had an epicface skin -w-

but also cringe from when I played dis song on teh loudspeaker in my cousins house when I was little qwq

>>720404152
hey wait a minute, I REMEMBER HER!! :D

can't tell if bait thread or genuinely good

Post more concept art. This thread got my attention.

>>720404804
you got it fren! :D

nice drawing btw! >w<

>>720404730
your call :3

I also luv how teh enemies in dis game are r*dditors becuz I fucking hate reddit :3

I know u guys don't like t*mblr qwq, but here is teh whole project hatred machine tumblr, which also includes little demos of character's voices :D

https://www.tumblr.com/projecthatemachine

>>720406209
/v/-tan's gr8est weakness (besides women) qwq

i hav no concept art qwq so here's /v/-tan striking a cool ass pose :3

Wish these games continue

>>720407303
vidya is eternal my fren :3

>>720401819 (OP)
>I REALLY WANTED DIS GAME 2 BE REAL THO!!!! .·°՞(ᗒ□ᗕ)՞°·. IT WOULDVE BEEN TEH SUGOIEST THING 4CHAN HAS EVAR SEEN!!! ｡°(°.◜◠◝°)°｡
this but unironically

>>720407598

:3 i'm sure we can all unanimously say:

"BRING BACK PROJECT HATE MACHINE!!!"

>>720407738
>"BRING BACK PROJECT HATE MACHINE!!!"
Be the change you want the world to see, anon. Start by drawing ideas and concept art for it.

>>720408862

yeah.. ur right... :o

I GOTTA BELIEVE IF I WANT PROJECT HATE MACHINE BACK!! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

>>720407738
but whos gonna make it
i haven’t learned to program shit and i doubt any other places would want the game on public
>itch.io

>>720401819 (OP)
There's something kinda endearing about how much of a genuine but clueless faggot you are kam.

>>720409379
my strongest spot iz animation, and even den I still can't rly animate outside of vector graphics qwq

i may be come off as blissfully innocent sometimez ;3 but ik 4chan is a shithole qwq so i try and make people smile by bringing back a bastardized old time period of 4chan :D

Based and chill thread

>>720409379
https://longc.at/vhacks has been hosting 4chan /v/ hacks for years

>>720410961
>https://longc.at/vhacks
LOOK AT HOW SUGOI DIS ISSSSS :DDDDD

>>720410787
thankz fren! :3

although... I COULD pump out a /v/-tan comic if y'all wannttttt :3

>it's been +10 years since this project started
to think i was looking forward for this

>>720401819 (OP)
Thought you were a dumb nigger but you're alright. When are you gonna stop namefagging

>>720412241
project hate machine's in our heartz now :c

>>720412587
im afraid 2 say NEVAR! :3

>>720411693
Yus. we love original comics

LOOK AT HOW SOVLFUL DIS ISSSS
(((˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)))

>>720412836
alRIGHT :D

can it be a self insert of me vs. /v/-tan himself in an epik battle???? :3

>>720413019
Yes, even that
Don't bitch and cry if we don't like it. We appreciate OCs but take criticisms tho

>>720413263
*my oc being just a /v/-tan clone with extra accessories sitting in the corner*
>gulp.

>>720413019
post comics

>>720413487
they don't even exist yet silly :3

but they will pretty soon! :D

>>720413587
Bumping for this

pt 1

pt 2

and dats all I have for tonite folks qwq

BUT there will be more upcoming in a future thread >:3

so stay sugoi, and kawaii desu! >w<

>>720415276
Good night :)

>>720401819 (OP)
I always thought using board-tans instead of actual memes and icons from different boards was a lame concept. What kind of retard would want to play as "/tv/-tan" instead of Sneed or CIA guy?

But OP
V HATES VIDEOOO GAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!

This is still going?

>>720404152
Based Ayamari

I never liked /v/-tan nor feel associated with him.

Writing like that was already considered cringe in 2013.

>>720401819 (OP)
Take your shit to /pol/ incel

>>720427307
>hurr durr cringe is bad
¬_¬

>>720416226
I would've since I liked the board culture
Though I mostly liked /vr/-tan, Keksandra, and Show-tan though that's more thread specific
These days the concept of board-tans is kind of distant though

>>720408937
That....is the spirit.
Bumpu for sovfvl thread.
>>720428082
That forum poster should get a follow-up with another forum poster being unearthed and being their fren in that new world. At least some company to be had in a scary new world we're in. It's all we got.

/co/-tan should have onomatopoeia spring up from his attacks and also have more over the top cartoon squash and stretch for his animations.
One weapon to pick up from the ground or maybe a boss weapon against Snacks, mods, jannies, or Moot would be the b& hammer. Obviously the strongest weapon. One joke would be a stage transition that happens with someone typing a captcha wrong or a riddle in the form of a captcha misread. Maybe some armor or items to buy would be cargo pants to hold more items/power ups, some hot pockets to distract janny enemies, a lolwut pear to confuse/stun enemies, and some of Doctor Piccolo's pills to rejuvenate /v/ specifically while maybe some other items specific to each tan are made. /v/ or /r9k/ robot being stunned would lead to spaghetti falling out. I think that's the right one. Pedobear could be a rideable mount and that green thing that Doc Louis rides could be as well like how Golden Axe has those mounts for you to ride.
Those are some ideas.

>>720416226
You see anon, the issue is that not every board got a meme or something that represents them like /tv/ has
What does /wsr/ has that can be represented as? What about /cm/? Or /t/? Or hell what about /vr/?
Board-tans is an excellent way to represent each board, even the lesser known ones that doesn't get much attraction

>>720411302
>99 lives
hax

kino thread

Does /v/orld play on New 3DS?

>>720416226
i disagree. board-tans are a great way to represent each board personality and behaviour (perhaps not anymore but still), it's a shame that they piled dust and almost never get used, just like the anon avatar.

>>720433124
Classic green anon still gets used sometimes. It's unfortunate Winterball doesn't happen anymore, since these characters mostly appear in art threads.

>>720401819 (OP)
Just play the fnaf /v/ mod

>>720433124
>it's a shame that they piled dust and almost never get used
In general I think its a shame how much board culture has seemingly been lost with the averge poster here being completely ignorant to what the site used to be. Witnessing the slow decline of this website for so long is really heartbreaking. It's irreparable

>>720434418
From what i have seen not many new anons actually care about this site or it's culture. Hell i don't even think i can call them new they're just "tourists", they don't give a single fuck about this place and treat it like dumpster.

>>720433629
That mod is why OP is here