Thread 720405035

It's here. You did get Grade A right?

Should I shit my pants at work so I can go home early and slaughter whales... I'm a neet at heart bros I swear

they are not sending their best...

>B-But le Urara meme doesn't work!!!
EAT SHIT NON BELIEVERS

>>720405035 (OP)
yup
>training for this cm is so hard it demotivates /v/ neets
>it's even harder for casuals and wannabe tryhards
>they can't even build a half decent horse
>ez wins despite getting raped in eveey practice room
I expect some easy A finals

Autoselect sent these girls out to die.

>>720405035 (OP)
Easy. Gold ship is too OP.

Why did he have to wake up NOW? Or is it the schizo mass clicking report like a little faggot?

Imagine the janny wasting his time memorizing every design, term and UI elements from Uma just to hunt these threads KEK

buddy i don't even have my aces yet

>>720405279
fucking kek

>>720405279
>blast so far ahead in the first 30s they keep the lead with 0 stam for the rest
Based ai

>0/5 1/5 0/5
new account with 0-1LB supports not sure what i expected

>beating all of these non optimal A umas with my A+ uma
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONGER

>3/5
>2/5
>2/5
Man I didn't try at all and ended up doing ok. Surprising

>>720405390
It's fine you still get free rewards

>banned for that Sweep Tosho thread
>”Off topic”
Still aint eatin no fuggin veggies!

>>720405390
Welcome to the reality check. You’re brave anon, but as a new account you take your participation prizes and take the loss on the chin

I hired this Mambo to stare at you.

Goldship came in second 3 times which I just chalk up to my whale opponents but I really need to fix my second runner, do J go Oguri or Top Gun?
The problem with Top Gun is my only high SR stam card is also Top Gun and my creek is +2, so I'd have to use a +2 creek and rent a MLB Cafe

>go 1-5 in my first 2 runs
>third one somehow manage to win the first 3 races in a row
>all won by a different horse
I can't believe my Spe actually managed to win one.

>>720405035 (OP)
No, I still got 48 hours to make a team since this game has absolutely refused to proc the skills and sparks I need for a good Gold Ship despite doing runs for the past week and a half.

>>720405550
that is one strange looking mambo

65% win rate meanwhile i was getting raped to death in /v/ race rooms

I miss her bros.

>>720405279
Damn should I have signed up for graded league? Am I bricked?

>>720405550
Wait a minute...

>>720405592
Do your high stats have something to do with the low number of skills?

>>720405489
First time?

>>720405630
I told you not to sweat the /v/ rooms, there’s many strong players here. Your average person isnt that prepared, especially for a brutal long race like this on such short notice.

I don't even know who I'd run for my third. I just don't know what to do now.

>didn't prepare at all and use the team trial team I built a month ago
>second place on first race
>winner is a 1200 speed and stamina Golshi
I'm just going to wait for the shitters to wake up.

>>720405716
make a quick debuffer nice nature

>>720405663
The stats aren't high at all.
The low number of skills is because I got no hints for anything worth a shit. No Long corners/straightaways, no greens, no end closer corners/straightaways. I got fucked and I don't feel like trying to make more aces.

>>720405035 (OP)
There is a sense of relief when your debuffer is 3rd favorite before the race starts.

>>720405035 (OP)
Only thing I’m tapping is dat ass!
Hahahhah

Bros the competition is not actually as brutal as I expected, there are a lot of weak umas running around. I think we are all gonna make it

>>720405778
I would but I'm still trying to get better aces and god damn no one has an Oguri Cap with a stamina boost and at least Long 5 and Ura Finale 6, god damn.

>>720405901
You say this but I still lost to an Oguri with B Stamina or so since he had 900 power

>>720405901
it's because we had like 2 weeks to prepare for this one, Taurus was way worse because it was the first time global did it and also we had more time and youtubers were hyping it up.

Holy shit that was close

>>720405901
You cunts keep saying this but I got obliterated by perfect statline whales.

>first race
>my whole team late started
it's over for me isn't it

McKwab truly is gold ship's jannetty

>>720406043
Late start only matters for front-runners.

>seen the B+ curren-chan victory in a /v/ room some threads ago
bros is there a chance

>>720406038
The whales are hunting right now, be smart and save your runs for about an hour

>>720406167
i'm the only idiot that has built 2 front runners
but it's fine, gold ship carried this

Just finished my three runs. 2-3, 3-2, and then fucking 5-0 somehow.
Results so far:
>McQueen was feast-or-famine, either winning hard or choking hard with little inbetween. I guess the large variance is due to the RNG of whether she'd actually activate her heal skills? 8-1-1-5 record
>Gold Ship was kind of a jobber. She consistently did *okay* but almost never actually won. In one race McQueen actually overtook her on the final stretch even after Golshi procced Straightaway Spurt, which gave me a good laugh. 2-7-2-4 record
>Nature served admirably as a debuffer. Frenzied Pace Chasers and Frenzied End Closers procced pretty frequently and almost always bricked the victim (such as in my first race, where she debuffed a roided A+ Wedding Top Gun so brutally that McQueen was able to win by 8 lengths).

Evil nature?
For me, it's matikanefuckyourshit

>3-2
>3-2
>4-1
>5-0
WE ARE SO BACK

>>720405482
>>720405541
this glue factory is my best long
i have like 8000 carats saved up and I might just spend it all on support rolls because I have barely anything
should have spent 5 more hours rerolling

>>720405554
In that case id go with oguri, though top gun is better in this track. As long as you got 3 golds you will be fine

>>720406445
>rerolling
Don't waste your time at this point. Just save for umas or kitasan rerun

>dicking around in open league
>get fucked up by evil urara

>>720405481
Bunch of 2/5s for me and the ones I won were people not ready for the stamina needs, and I'm using one low A Golshi and the rest B+s. I really don't want to hit A tomorrow because the whales who were stupid will adjust on the go and they'll get what they want since they have the cards.

The ones I lost to were total slaughter by high A or higher Golshis are super souped up characters (A+s or higher).

>>720406568
Prestigious

>>720405901
I don't know what the fuck you people are on about I got fucking obliterated in 2/3 of my runs I'm fucking lucky I got to Group A.
There is no fucking way I'm making it to the next round in A with how poorly those races went.

>2/5
>4/5
>2/5
TAISHINS are my HEROES, JOB Ship not allowed

>Blowing your tickets in round 1
ISHYGDDT

I'm noticing my taishin has a very high tendency to get brocked. Despite very high stats and skills with 600 power she would struggle to break out frequently. I think next time dedicating a parent to power could be a very smart idea

I'm a second place MACHINE!!!

Did 3 tickets

4/5
3/5
5/5

Mayano covered 6 wins
Taishin covered 6 wins

>>720406745
witlet

>>720406798
Queen of vee baby

More like “ASS wonder” amirite?

>>720406542
>kitasan
i already have 1 super creek, wouldn't it make sense to MLB it instead of kitasan and just borrow kitasan every time
don't you need like tens of thousands of carats to MLB a SSR even with a banner

>>720406763
>focuslet
Yikes!

>>720406763
>>720406574
Sometimes my pacers would win and they were the B+s, especially my Fat Week (shitty speed and power but high stamina and recoveries).

>>720406813
I don't see the purpose in spending them now over the next round.

>>720406647
You might make it, just don't queue on open, avoiding whales while they're feasting on krill is the smartest thing to do

>>720406745
>>720406905
retardgod....

>>720406850
On a .75 rate up you're likely to MLB with just 1 spark(300 rolls)

>>720406905
Anon...you can only do 4 runs a day at max regardless of how many tickets you have

>>720406940
1 spark is 200 rolls

I can' wait for CM3 and see Grass Demons and Curren sama's

I shan't be racing for the next 6 hours.

>>720406940
>>720406997
so i should save up 30k carats?

>>720406850
If you save a spark for kitasan rerun you can likely get her MLB with some luck. I would recommend you do some support pulls in between so you can get some MLB SRs. If you can get a couple of them you should be good to compete for the foreseeable future.

>>720407104
Absolutely.

Second place?
Mine
Third place?
Mine
Fourth place?
Mine
You can have the rest~

This is a prediction for who will be the next queen of /v/

Fuck you guys

>gacha so bad you have to spend half your threads whining about being oppressed to pad out post count
zoozle

>lobbies are so easy my two aces are fighting eachother for the win
damn what was I even worried about

>>720407264
It's okay anon I didn't place well either... we still got another chance

>legendary stayer enters the building
>frontrunning
I kneel

Bait used to be believable

double debuff is working even better than expected

>>720407264
We can do it bro
we get another shot. I believe. Don't listen to these retards, they're whales and sweats and liars.

>0/5 wins
This game is shit and I hope all who played against me father children that aren't theirs

>>720407283
Bro is the first day on baby hours

>>720407413
Based. I'm training an emergency grass wonder debuff right now...

>>720405159
It's actually a 1000 IQ move Anon

Can you stack debuffs if you go double debuffer?

Might as well ditch Rudolf for another debuffer in the future.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS SAID MCQUEEN IS BAD WHY DID SHE WIN AGAINST ME TWICE?

Imagine being a human woman in the Uma Musume world and having to compete with them for men’s affections.

>>720407264
WE GOT THIS ANON I SEE IT

>>720405035 (OP)
Alright, who should I send to the Open Gemini Cup?

>Nobody posting taishin wins
>Only gold ship
Im nooticing

>>720407478
Unless you're a genius with 2 debuffer frontrunner.

>>720405643
Me too. But hey, she lived a long live and had a very happy retirement. 29 is a really good age for horses. And we can always visit our baby-Haru whenever we want to

>>720407513
>compete
Women can't. Men can't even really refuse they have the unironic strength of a horse in those copact bodies with the intelligence of a normal person or greater. How are you going to fight a human that can move at 40mph with little ramp up time and the power to kill you with a kick. Umas would take over the world.

Did anyone see any uraras? 20 runs and not one.

What is this notice about adjustments to item amount acquisitions?
Are we getting more shit from now on?

>>720407613
One gold heal is like 300 stam here. Just pick the highest stam total.

just got my Group A in open

ACCELERATING

>>720407443
Im sorry, anon are you in open or graded? Post your aces! its not over yet

>>720407495
>1200/1000 goldship is completely fine
we were lied to

>>720407626
Golshi game.

>All video game generals belong on /vg/.
Keep crying janny
>>720407735
YES

>>720407735
Yeah, extra carats for everyone

>>720407626
Sorry to say, but she should've listened to her bullies.

matekanefukuaru

>>720405035 (OP)
I did, actually. It's gonna be hard as fuck to get 2 wins in the next one though, a lot of the people are gonna be turbowhales with 1200 spd 1200 sta. Ran into a couple of those in the first runs.

>>720407626
I lost to Taishins once or twice, but she's overall much less common than Gold Ship for obvious reasons

>>720405035 (OP)
I'm starting to get pretty fucking hype for the second cour of Cinderella Gray. Obey Your Master is going to get some ridiculously hot art.

i got 5/5 wins against whales A+ MLB KitaCreek
what is happening kek

>>720407626
I saw several, and a couple won
>>720407709
I saw one in 10 matches, can't remember if Taishin was even there

>>720407863
>>720407735
>>720407774
Watch it just be more Monies and Support pts but no carats.

mental damage or actual children?

>>720407774
>>720407863
>>720407867
Happening
>>720407973
Don't fucking jinx it

>>720407626
I saw some and they kicked my ass but they were all A+ or higher. The Golshis were the ones who slaughtered me.

>>720408020
Too intelligent to get gassed.

>>720408020
Random sending their highest rate.

>>720407908
>mfw the Taurus Platinum guys lose to my BIGGEST FAN title

The end closer style is ridiculously packed, so much so my pace chaser ended up stealing a few wins from A+ golshis kek

>>720406940
nigga getting four(4) banner cards at .75 is 6.49% in 200 pulls
and the banner has two SSR's

>>720408020
Auto select or oguri hater

>>720408020
Uh, probably a brain-off casual

>>720408020
probably auto-selected and collected his participation rewards like a chad

>>720406672
Should i use my entry tickets? This is my first time doing a CM and I'm not sure why I should use them if I already won and got into group A

>>720407908
>tfw I'm the guy with B+ umas
>but I'm also Taurus Platinum
How the FUCK did I win?

>>720407954
Yeah, it will be literally peak.

>>720408114 (me)
oops sorry. didn't mean to tag you anon

>>720408114
Just spend every ticket. Whether to spend any carats is up to yours though.

>>720408114
You can only enter 4 times per CM reset and daily tickets cover 3 of your 4 entries, so yeah just spend them. Remember, you get the streak rewards every time, so it's like 30 carats a day minimum

Is it finally time to jump in?

I’m in.

>>720408114
uh I used my tickets trying some teams to see what had the best win rate

>>720407965
I didn't go 5/5 in any of the 4 attempts, but through to round 2, many MLB Kitas defeated along the way

>>720408114
use them all, they reset daily
new tickets won't overwrite your current record so you're fine if you already advanced to group a

I lost over 5 races to gold ships with less than 1000 in speed and stam, I refuse to believe this game is anything but RNG

>>720405035 (OP)
This is my favorite jukebox dance

>>720407965
An MLB deck won't make you be able to properly build an uma

>>720408273
If you're brocked you're brocked. Golshi is so good because her unique allows her to not be blocked by moving forward first. The straightaway spurt is enough to beat the rest.

>>720408273
I didn't see any Taishin wins. The only 2 non Golshi wins were my Agnes (golshi blocked) and an opp Rudolf
I've seen Taishins get a huge surge when her skill hits... then fade right away after as the Golshis just roll past

>>720408273
They probably activated more gold recoveries than you and could start running full speed sooner.

>>720408367
did she activate BOFA too early?

>>720408062
I looked at some of the Goldships I faced with A and A+ ranks, some of them weren't even strong enough to finish. You need over 1000 sta on goldship to even reach finish line. Otherwise she gasses out and granny paces to the end.

>>720408273
taishin get boxed easily
golshi doesnt have that problem
its natural that she will win more on average

>>720408273
Maybe you're too fast if you want to in the back for your skills

>>720407902
what the fuck is wrong with that horse?

>>720405035 (OP)
I decided not to play

Is building an air groove or grass wonder debugger basically the same as nice nature?

All good until you get paired with two whale Golshis holy shit

>>720408457
old

THIS GAME IS SHIT
SHIT
I HOPE ALL WHO PLAYED AGAINST ME DIE IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHERS

>>720408417
bofa?

>>720408449
>height buff
Taishinlets will never recover

>>720407283
>tfw your aces distance the other racers while trying to kill each other on the track
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE UMA IN FIRST PLACE

>>720408479
>Air Groove
I mean if you potential 4'd her and have a lot of Long she can help go from E > S

>>720408367
>Fucking C umas
Oh there are some REAL shitters out here

>0-5
>0-5
>0-5

>>720408495
Stay strong, brother
we WILL pull through
post your horses, we can do it together

>>720408496
Bofa deez nuts nigga

>>720408495
thanks for the carats bro

>>720408495
Post aces and support cards

>>720408114
you might want to save 1 day because the tickets carry over the second stage which will definitely be harder to pass, so you might want to have extra tickets to do the max retries per day

>>720408273
My Taishin has a decent win rate, my Golshi only won 1 of the 10 races I had her on

>>720408710
What?? They do NOT carry over you fucking liar
don't trick new players they'll lose a whole attempt
You can enter a max of 4 times a day and you get 1 free, 2 tickets, 1 carat entry, and the carat entry is worth it if you can win a single race on that day

>>720408710
You can only enter 4 times a day. If you're desperate you can put 30 carats instead. It'll pay for itself if you're in grade A trying to get into any finals.

>>720406229
>about an hour
Really? that's the optimal time?

>>720408273
Skils?

im guessing its not realistic to save up 50,000 carats before december as f2p
i did some napkin math and you need roughly 400 scouts on average to MLB a support banner

>>720406038
>>720408783
Honestly I just wait for about 2-3 hours after and it helps, or on the next day I wait til early morning when everyone is asleep and then race