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Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:20:55 AM No.720407398 >>720407569 >>720407610 >>720407705 >>720408354 >>720411556 >>720412293 >>720417450 >>720417881 >>720423095 >>720423998 >>720426112
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I am Kratos
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:23:26 AM No.720407569 >>720407702
>>720407398 (OP)
You want me to fight a man?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:23:55 AM No.720407610
>>720407398 (OP)
hello there Better Man
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:23:55 AM No.720407612 >>720407660 >>720407887 >>720412281 >>720412813 >>720413091 >>720416675 >>720416776 >>720420142 >>720421180 >>720423876 >>720425024 >>720426812
why incels have problem with jack black ?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:24:46 AM No.720407660 >>720408217 >>720410301
>>720407612
please expand your vocabulary
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:25:27 AM No.720407702
>>720407569
BETTER MAN!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:25:28 AM No.720407705 >>720418394
>>720407398 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOODS I WAS WEAK THEN
FUCK MY WIFE NOW SO I CAN BECOME BETTER
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:26:03 AM No.720407741
Samefag thread.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:28:28 AM No.720407887 >>720408261 >>720410301
>>720407612
Why DO you have A problem with indefinite articles?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:34:01 AM No.720408217 >>720411431
>>720407660
why do lonely insecure men have problem with jack black?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:34:54 AM No.720408261
>>720407887
they kill grandma
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:36:35 AM No.720408354
>>720407398 (OP)
F-F-F-FAMILY
A-A-A-ASHES
KRATOS FAMILY ASHES ALL AROUND MY BODY
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 1:45:26 AM No.720408834
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I want to make a joke like that but I can't think of any ben stiller quotes that even remotely fit. Any help?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:10:41 AM No.720410301
>>720407660
>>720407887
shut up
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:12:12 AM No.720410393
B-b-b-better!
M-m-m-men!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:13:37 AM No.720410497 >>720418394
AAAAAA GOOOOOOODS PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUCK MY WIFE
YEEEAAAHHH
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:14:38 AM No.720410564 >>720418394
WE GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA BE BETTERRRRRR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YEAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:19:17 AM No.720410831 >>720411048
HE LIES AND SAYS HE'S A GOD OF WAR
MUST BE A BETTER MAN
HIS DREAMS ARE NIGHTMARES HE SEES HER DEAD
MUST BE A BETTER MAN
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:22:44 AM No.720411048 >>720411490
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>>720410831
Kek

With how prevalent this meme is on this board, I'm surprised this is the first time I've seen someone mention the Pearl Jam song mentioned.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:28:48 AM No.720411394 >>720418394
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>mfw Blonald Blumpf capped illegal immigration at 10 million a year instead of 50 million (chorizo tacos are my favorite food)
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:29:29 AM No.720411431
>>720408217
I dont know. Why do you have a problem with him?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:30:29 AM No.720411490
>>720411048
4chans average user age never changes. Remember this as you get older
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:31:25 AM No.720411556 >>720411641
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>>720407398 (OP)
Well, “Jack Black” is jewish so I guess he would be the god of war.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:32:54 AM No.720411641 >>720412376
>>720411556
>conveniently forgot to add christianity/islam
I guess we all settle for the lesser of two evils at some point
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:39:16 AM No.720412028
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MUGEN NO TELOMERE NI
KIZANDA KAMI NO TSUMI
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:42:55 AM No.720412231
MY WIFE

WAS A GIANT JOCKEY!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:43:47 AM No.720412281
>>720407612
jew
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:43:59 AM No.720412291
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WE ALL HAD HER KRATOS
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:44:00 AM No.720412293 >>720418394
>>720407398 (OP)
WE MUST BE
FLIGA GIGA GOOM MAAOOOWW!!!
BETTER MEN!!!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:44:32 AM No.720412337 >>720412514 >>720418394
Be-be-be-better me-me-me-men
Kratos's better men, yeah, they're better as heck
Ooh, GOOODS, now you're really a KEK
Moral and obligated, now we're changing the trend
Ooh, my wife is yours, cause we're better men
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:44:40 AM No.720412345 >>720412615
How did one line mindbreak this board so hard?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:45:14 AM No.720412376
>>720411641
Jews hate Christ so much that they made their own fanfic religion without Him in it.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:47:51 AM No.720412512 >>720418394
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>ARES!! SAVE DEMOCRACY AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:47:53 AM No.720412514
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>>720412337
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:49:50 AM No.720412615 >>720412940
>>720412345
Kratos's words imply the existence of a universal moral orthodoxy that incorporates modern californian social values as aspirational. People noticed this embarrassing presumption on the part of Santa Monica Studios and are using this meme as way of mocking it.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:53:22 AM No.720412813
>>720407612
Aggression towards sincerity, comedy, and fun. It's the plague of modern newfags. Everything must be sarcastic, sardonic, and behind the shield of memposting. Similar to why you have to attach "incel" to your post as a preemptive shield to shitpost behind when people disagree with your honest opinion.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:55:28 AM No.720412940 >>720413026
>>720412615
So why did it mindbreak the board so hard?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:56:53 AM No.720413026 >>720413202
>>720412940
Kratos's words imply the existence of a universal moral orthodoxy that incorporates modern californian social values as aspirational. People noticed this embarrassing presumption on the part of Santa Monica Studios and are using this meme as way of mocking it.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:58:05 AM No.720413091
>>720407612
He's like the first reddit man ever before reddit was even exist
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:59:53 AM No.720413202 >>720413274
>>720413026
>So why did it mindbreak the board so hard?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:01:27 AM No.720413274
>>720413202
Nta but the majority of users here are opposed to "californian social values". Hope that helps!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:58:55 AM No.720416675
>>720407612
What even "incel" mean anymore? It's a new way to just say "people i don't like"? Or "please bully me i come from reddit aaah fuck me in the ass please aaaa yea just like that oooh please keep drilling your anonymous cock in my ass aaaah" or something?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:00:49 AM No.720416776 >>720417494 >>720425074
>>720407612
He can't act yet got so many roles
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:13:38 AM No.720417450
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>>720407398 (OP)
NO! I WILL NOT BE A BETTER MAN, SAM I AM!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:14:07 AM No.720417494 >>720417619
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>>720416776
>Go look at what films he was in
>1993 Demolition Man (role) Wasteland Scrap
What the fuck? Did not realize he was in Demolition Man.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:16:35 AM No.720417619
>>720417494
young dystopian JB looks hot ngl fr
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:20:49 AM No.720417881
>>720407398 (OP)
I'd unironically enjoy this. Kratos is fucking gay and would deserve this.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:29:25 AM No.720418394
>>720407705
>>720410497
>>720410564
>>720411394
>>720412293
>>720412337
>>720412512
he canonically said all of this
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:31:08 AM No.720418502 >>720420379
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WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY TO MY WIFES BVLL?!?!?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:01:32 AM No.720420142 >>720422320
>>720407612
>Jack Black
>Black
>Is actually white
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:05:39 AM No.720420379
>>720418502
I'm sorry Kratos. Please don't cave my fucking head in with your sub-mountain busting strength. You're better than that.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:21:59 AM No.720421180
>>720407612
look at me wee woo bing bing im so funny
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:23:50 AM No.720421274 >>720424424 >>720424498 >>720426451
Where did this whole Kratos saying “BE BETTER MEN!” come from? What did I miss?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:45:10 AM No.720422320
>>720420142
Jews aren't white tho
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:00:03 AM No.720423095
>>720407398 (OP)
AND THIS IS JACKASS
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:18:31 AM No.720423876
>>720407612
Because they're disappointed that he actually doesn't have a big cock
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:21:21 AM No.720423998 >>720424507
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>>720407398 (OP)
I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:30:25 AM No.720424424
>>720421274
I dont think he actually says those exact words
In the first game he scolds Atreus for fucking up hunting for food and says "dont apologize, be better" as a way to teach him actions are worth more than words
Then he says "i will be a better god" i think in the dlc for ragnarok where hes trying to decide to run with the god of war shtick again, dunno didnt play FagmyCok
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:32:05 AM No.720424498
>>720421274
I usually see a resurgence whenever a nu-GoW game releases, but even Ragnarok's PC port released only last year and now it's being forced and spammed again for some reason.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:32:13 AM No.720424507
>>720423998
you take 7 damage
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:36:13 AM No.720424685
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This is the guy telling you to be a better man btw.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:44:19 AM No.720425024
>>720407612
He's not funny nor was he ever.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:45:20 AM No.720425074
>>720416776
But enough about Dwayne Johnson.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:06:25 AM No.720426112 >>720426617
>>720407398 (OP)
I want to be a better man but my toxic masculinity doesn't let me. My wife told me that she only had sex with 4 men all her life but I don't believe. I know that is a toxic masculinity because I should to believe in my wife. She want to open the relationship because she want to experiment what it feels having sex with BBC. Kratos, what is your advice in this case? And how do I erradicate my toxic behavior to finally be a better man?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:13:44 AM No.720426451
>>720421274
>pretentious youtubers
>fats, balds and manlet who thinks nu Kratos is attractive to women
>people who thinks this fatros can beat Bayo, Dante and Azura
Next questions. No, Fatros can't jump and he needs help to Atreus to climbing a rock, stop pretending he can beat bayo.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:17:44 AM No.720426617
>>720426112
>I know that is a toxic masculinity because I should to believe in my wife
Saar.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:21:48 AM No.720426812
>>720407612
He's not funny and the only reason he ever got anywhere is because he's jewish.