Thread 720412457

Dispatch

>>720412457 (OP)
do women really respect men who have dogs more than they respect men who have cats?

>>720412457 (OP)
why is wry wit a green flag?
every time i use my wit everyone thinks im an asshole

>>720412742
Its only hot if the person is hot

>>720412787
>extremely loyal
im surprised a liberal would thing this is a green flag.

>>720412687
>not so secret perv
>red flag

>>720412457 (OP)
do we actually know when this comes out aprox. ?

>>720412742
Maybe you're just an asshole regardless of your wit.

>>720412906
According to their interns, 2025. Still no specific date unfortunately.
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/1964045396080283801#m

>>720412687
this is the one

>>720412457 (OP)
These feel like they were written by a woman whose only exposure to English was through dating apps, social media, and popular movies. I hate this tryhard "hip" lingo.

>>720412532
I thought the stereotype was that women keep cats while men keep dogs?

>>720413157
Why tho?

>>720413305
your webm is my answer

>>720413363
Boy, you're such a mess.

>>720413010
alright, thanks man, have good day

>>720413450
Good day to you, too.

>>720412564
he's literally me

>>720413206
Yeah it's very reddit coded.
Hope the actual dialogue isn't like this

>>720413616
Good for you?

>>720412457 (OP)
You working on this game OP? Get to the porn, or as close to it as you can.

>>720413449
I like my fictional girls mean

>>720413739
Umm?

>>720412742
I guess it comes across as charming? At least when it comes to Robert.

>>720413526
>>720414192
there's no way this chick doesn't end up being the villain

>>720414561
Blazer? Oh, never!

>>720413206
I miss sincerity in dialogue

>>720412515
For me, it's Flambae.

what is this cringe garbage

>>720415265
Teltale style superhero dating sim? about a dispatcher.

>>720413305
>red flag
>her ass is not invisible, it just doesnt exist

This art style sucks ass

>>720416279
More or less. A workplace comedy where your choices matter™. From former devs of Telltale Games. You play as a superhero turned dispatcher, manging a dysfunctional team of misfits that are sent out on emergencies around the city. All the while managing relationships in the workplace.

>>720412564
holy shit its the lash

>>720412457 (OP)
>>720412515
>>720412564
>>720412623
>>720412687
>>720412738
>>720412787
>>720412847
>>720412914
I hate all of these.

>>720417113
What about her? >>720414661

>>720413305
>stonks meme in the background
the writing in this is gonna be ass, isn't it

>>720417302
You tell us.

>>720412687
I'll take it

>>720417087
The main advantage is that the game appears to actually run competently. Jesus Christ, Telltale were probably the most dogshit coders to reach actual market popularity in the past two decades. I've been replaying the Batman game, and while I love the writing, there's enough bugs to make Mothman want to back off. Rendering bugs, characters not loading in, silent dialogue, crashes to desktop...

>>720417905
>The main advantage is that the game appears to actually run competently.
I'm no programmer or what have you but it seems like the "cutscenes" are prerendered. I wonder if that is the case in why everything seems so smooth?

>>720412564
Hello Neighbor?

>>720419305
That entire scene should be cut. Thats no way to have a grown adult introduce themselves unless theyre actually just trying to be obnoxious.

This is either not coming out in 2025 or, much worse, it's coming out but only the first episode and this shit is still episodicslop like the telltale games of old. They'd have already announced the release date if neither of these were the case.

>>720412687
Yes, she is romanceable

People expecting actual deep dating sim elements are gonna be soundly disappointed.

>>720419935
Does this mean the others are as well?

>>720419941
I'd rather have deep management gaemplay with light dating sim elements

>>720419978
I wouldn't count on it. I'm sure there will be at least a gay romance with Flambae though

>>720420194
Hopefully.

What is this faggot shit

>>720421417
what you mean

Just make a game with good writing and choices that matter, is that too much to ask?

red flags used to be things that helped you figure out if your date was a psychopath, an abuser, a scammer, or had some serious personality issues. now it’s just trivial icky stuff

>>720417062
What's wrong with it?

>>720417109
?

>>720422365
Calling it right now:
>Punch Up: Actually a demigod from the Tuath de dunann but the Irish were a lot shorter back then. He decided to pretend to be a super strong mortal during thr first wave of American immigration to keep a low profile and protect Irish Immigrants. Being Irish, it takes him 200 years to stop doing something unnecessary.
>captain mustache and boss lady are related in a super man supergirl situation. This makes dispatcher her cousin.
>Batlord didn't run a cryptoscam, he ran a business startup and it failed miserably. It was easier to falsely admit to running a white collar crime than admit he failed, as far as his family is concerned.
>3D girl doesnt exist. She is a complex hologram created by invisibility, who as it turns out can project light as well as bend it.
>flammer and dispatch were switched at birth by an enemy of mustache man. Dispatch is actually son of a Wisconsin plumber, hence is expertise with machines and cheese.
>madman is actually Dispatch's old robot suit who has been covering itself in mud. It misses dispatching being inside it.

>>720423409
Those are some...interesting theories to say at least. Although this is what I think about a few of these characters.
Punch Up: Apparently is not over his ex. Perhaps she's the sorceress that shrunk him?
>captain mustache
I think his name is Phenoma Man or something like that. He doesn't appear in the demo directly. Only at the menu screen where you can see a tv in the background showing a commercial for SDN. Basically serving as a mascot or face of the company it seems.

>>720412738
is this an edit or is this guy a fag?

>>720423618
>Phenoma Man
Captain Mustace is better.

>>720423993
'Twinks' are a knockoff brand of twinkie in the game.

>>720424009
Fair enough.

>>720423993
https://youtu.be/jK0cGKMDMPE?si=jLNUXXXqPzjT4n65&t=134

>>720423229
Character in Deadlock

>>720424463
uncanny

>>720412787
why won't she pick me up from AA

>>720424919
she is drinking

>>720413305
Imagine the sex
>>720412457 (OP)
Buy an ad nigger

>>720417302
Maybe. But the demo was rather good for the most part.

>>720412532
yes

>>720412564
>Always greasy
How the fuck do I deal with this?

>>720425760
antiperspirant, less pomade, frequent showers, I don't know.

>>720412457 (OP)
Even by shill tactics, this is a pathetic thread, not the worse one i ever seen, at least you got replies unlike that disney kart racer guy

>>720427486
>disney kart racer guy
who

>>720425760
Dietary changes?

>>720427917
There is at least a single shill who keeps making disney speedstorm threads for every update, they have little to no replies but he still keeps making them

>>720412457 (OP)
Artstyle is... ok at best? In the sense that it could work in a much better game/show.
But everything else looks like it's gonna be ass ESPECIALLY character design, writing and dialogue.
Not gonna bother with this crap.

>>720428770
>character design
Writing and dialogue will definitely be a miss but the character design seems passable enough. What about it looks off in your opinion?

>>720412787
>Muscle Mommy
>Not a romance option.

>>720412532
Having a cat will make women less likely to view you as creepy. It will humanize you and increase your desirability slightly. But that's it.

Having a dog is a status symbol that implies you have the time and resources to care for it and if your dog is well behaved and happy that you follow through. A dog generally costs significantly more than a cat, especially in urban areas(if you live in a rural area it's easy to get a puppy for a hundred bucks or even free off of a farm), requires you to commit not insignificant time to it's upkeep and happiness, and indirectly implies you go outside regularly. You immediately look like a potentially attentive and active partner if you have a dog, as well as the implication of our have spare time and cash to care for it.

>>720428935
Well for one I'm not into queer faggot shit, but besides what I like personally I don't see any charm or charisma into any of these characters. It's the typical modern western problem where the whole group is comprised of "quirky" retards + the spiteful bitch(es) with the visual to match.
Their outfits/costumes are not at all pleasant to look at either, being supposed superheroes. Hate the purple jacket and the nose ring on that Invisigal, there's gotta be ton of other styles that would fit her better but a big side issue here is that the writing is gonna make her completely unlikable and a good outfit wouldn't change that, and the blonde chick is just bland.

>>720413739
Obviously the whole game will be like this. This will be the redditest game of the year

>>720429450
let me guess, you'd like them better if they were anime school girls with tits the size of their head

>>720412687
Nah fuck tomboys bruh

>>720429659
No. Wrong.
What now retard?

everything I hear about this game make me hate it more and more, and I quite like the demo

>>720429018
Sorry anon, only Invisibitch and Blondie for you.

>>720412861
maybe you'd be less surprised if you weren't a fucking retard

>>720412532
They cant fuck cats so they dont care about them.

>>720429783
fucking this, a few more marketing posts like this and I just remove it from my wishlist wtf is this cringy as shit
they are atleast 10 years too late for such posts

>>720423409
>It misses dispatching being inside it.
naughty, naughty

>>720429659
He made a thought-out response detailing the multitude reasons he finds the characters uninteresting, and the only retort you can muster is insinuating he's an otaku gooner? Not a good look, sister.

>>720429714
Well you do have the girl next door type instead.

>>720428582
oh

>>720421645
>is that too much to ask?
yes

>>720428770
I think that the female characters look decent at least. It's too bad that the only normal looking male character is the token loser that everyone else hates.
>>720415194
I wouldn't be surprised if Flambae was based off of someone's ex boyfriend.

>>720436368
>It's too bad that the only normal looking male character is the token loser that everyone else hates.
While a tired cliche at this point. You know as the story continues, the team of misfits will likely begrudgingly start to respect him or even like him. That is unless the writers try to pull another "subversion". Making everything as cynical as possible.
>I wouldn't be surprised if Flambae was based off of someone's ex boyfriend.
Can't say I'm too familiar with eccentric pyromaniacs.

>>720419305
I can't believe they put moana guy in the game

>>720412738
isn't that critikal

>>720437304
>will likely begrudgingly start to respect him or even like him
That's not what happens anymore. My guess is that Flambae is going to die before the end of the game. And his death is going to be humiliating and everyone just move on from it.
You see this kinda sociopathic shit all the time in media now. Especially in media written by women.

>>720412532
>do women really respect men
no

>>720437780
Uh huh.

>>720437780
Yea, so what?

>>720437796
Aside from Vivienne Medrano, who else does this?

>>720437664
Mauga was his name, right?

>>720412687
>pervy tomboy
I will now buy your game

>>720425760
Use shampoo twice instead of once. Once to get the grease out, second time to actually clean the hair.

>>720438004
Just off the top of my head, Dr. Who pulls this shit all the time.

>>720439280
I've not watched Dr. Who since Tennant left. How long has that persisted?

waiting for porn

>>720439384
The show just got canceled. Anyway, one quick look at Dispatch's writers tells me that Flambae isn't making it to the end of the game alive.

>>720439406
All that's around is between these two.

>>720439525
Perhaps not. But if I we're to make anybets. I'd think the characters more likely to bite the bullet would be Punch Up or Golem. Golem in particular seems to be the least reprehensible of the criminals. I don't know something about his design and backstory screams potential tragedy.

>>720417302
The demo had decent enough dialogue. This is being made by some old telltale guys and they put memes and inside jokes in the background all the time in those old games too.

>>720417039
I can see it just fine.

>>720419528
I think there's room for improvement, but I find the point of the scene to showcase the new herocentric place and the contrast between the MC's kind of apathy towards his current situation with what could be seen as a stereotypical optimistic superhero guy and how you, as the MC, can handle this conversation.

>>720419305
I can already see the cuntboy porn of them slapping their trans clams together.

>>720429450
>Queer Faggot shit
Well, that's on you, take it or leave it, the game is being straight (heh) with you about what they are showcasing

>They don't feel pleasant or superheroic
The whole premise of the game is that all the heroes you dispatch are either z-list quasi-heroes or villains on parole. The dirty/muted designs are part of the aesthetic. The heroes actually active, the blonde lady and the moustache superman guy have clearly more "heroic" costumes that the guys you are meant to tard wrangle.

I find the art actually quite decent since you have to remember that they also have to animate the whole thing with specific animations since most of the game is animated as a show, so having simpler designs also feels more like a practical choice, taking in account they are an indie dev.

I'm enjoying it so far, the demo hooked me, but they've been radio silence for a while and that's the worrisome part.

>>720412787
>AA
What?

>>720440684
Alcoholics Anonymous. Help group for recovering alcoholics. It's a thing in many countries.

>>720414561
I am still gonna hold out for her thing being that she's Atlas and trying to hold everything on her sholders and thats killing her. Though if she is evil they better make her hot evil.

>>720440463
Why? Can’t they just penetrate each other or partake in sword fighting like normal?

>>720412787
No demonic muscle mommy romance no buy.

>>720440810
> hot evil.
Elaborate?

>>720419528
I don't understand the qualms. Sure, it's a little weird. But nothing's stopping you from obliging his handshake, telling him "sup nigga", then moving on.

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holy fuck I hate millennial writing

>>720441115
I find swollen boyclits hot.

>>720441601
TMI