Thread 720412734

Are modern video game characters too emotional? I swear every game these days is full of dramatic crybabies

UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Two threads got send to the shadow realm back to back
Uh oh melty

The hell man we were having a good thread

>Delete a thread
>2 new threads get created
What's even the point janny

I like how this game continues to mindbreak a select few anons. They don't have the brains to just not click on these threads.
Everybody say "thank you" to these based retards for doubling our entertainment!

ARE YOU OK JANNY?

MELTY MELTY JANNIE IS HAVING A MELTY

Another one bites the dust

>Thought this guy was gonna do the front runner Haru meme
>She's a late surger
My man actually made an Evil Haru

/v/ma musume will never stop running no matter what

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>720412734 (OP)
DAAAAHHHHHBEEEEE

SEANIGGER JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
SEANIGGER JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
SEANIGGER JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
SEANIGGER JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
SEANIGGER JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS

>>720413463
Why is Oguri so fat? She ruined the whole buffet.

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

What to do after my three daily borrows are spent

No monetary compensation?

Golshi with near perfect stats and straightaway spurt? Refuses to get higher than 5th
Opera however? Got me to group A.
I no longer trust Golshi.

Is this the thread

How come there a bunch of gacha threads that have been up for hours but this one is the problem?

>>720412734 (OP)
I was the last OP and got a warning for making a general. Which is funny because an anon post that there are at least 5 gacha "generals" up right now.

>>720413517
your best :)

>>720413563
because this one is japanese

SOMEONE'S GETTING UPPITY AGAIN

>>720413463
>calling others SEAniggers
>in a gachaslop thread
you just insulted 90% of this general, I mean video game thread

cyjews are 100% sending this game to die zero gibs and acceleration burnout will kill this game

>>720413561
No

umaGODS

Is anyone brave enough to go to the IRC and ask for anything resembling an explanation?

The Blue Archive thread has been up for 20 hours without even hiding the pretense that it's not a general.

>>720413642
>wannabe jannie thinks he's above anyone
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHA
CLEAN IT UP FAGGOTRON

>>720413613
Someone doesn't know when to give up

I really, really don't want to run another career.

Reminder: the polls showed uma fans are a majority over 30 and American/European. This is the only gacha fanbase here like that, and Uma Musume is the only popular Nip gacha here. Hmmm...

>>720413563
I want to say it's because uma generals already exist but so do many other gacha. All deleting the threads is doing now is making it impossible to have a proper filter

>>720413802
Here, anon, this will help.

>>720413709
#4chan IRC ban speedrun any% if you try
They don't care what you think about their shitty moderation, so don't care about their shitty moderation
If janny wants to be Sisyphus pushing an Uma-shaped boulder up a mountain, let him waste even more of his finite time on this planet trying
he has no real power and can do nothing realistically to stop people from talking about this VIDEO GAME

ALART ALART ALART
CYGENEROUS IS BACK!
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1757634620787710.png

>>720413357
THANK YOU
My theory is its a Nintendo janny that is upset that the Horse game cucked DK Bananza and people wanted to talk about it instead

>>720413658
>he doesn't know

>>720413802
don't let danchou see this...

>>720413727
They aren't even talking about gameplay. Thread is essentially on life support but we gotta pretend is an essential part of the board unlike /v/ma

>>720413921
whoops wrong link
https://umamusume.com/news/100033/

>>720413921
>>720413943

>>720413926
hardly a theory if its true

>>720413506
She is build differently.

>>720413994
you posted the wrong umalink in the wrong umatown

Ahem... lets try this again...
We're from Twinkle Monthly, could you answer a few questions please?

First, your first picked uma is doing great, she is winning races and riling people up, people expect great things from her, how would you rate her performance so far? Do you believe she could be doing better?

As for your second Umamusume, while wins elude her, she has surprised with stunning moment on track, do you believe she has the potential for further success? What are her biggest obstacles towards shining as the top ace of your team?

And finally, your third uma has been struggling quite a bit, but I am sure her spot in your team is no flub however, what can you tell us about her, her role in your team and how will you proceed forward with her

>>720413727
it's funny that gook gachas have to be necrobumped to even stay on the board and never get schizoposting in them

>>720413921
>>720413994
>No reparations for the 3 months of lost carats

>>720414091
fuck you!!!

>>720413815
>we're not brown and poor thirdies
>we're 30yo virgins
What has to go wrong in your life to be playing mobile gachaslop at 30 years old, lmao

>>720414091
i respect her a lot!

>>720413994
11 DAYS? BUT I WANT ADJUSTMENTS NAO!

>>720412734 (OP)
put a twitter screencap in the OP of the next thread, I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to delete those

UUUHWAAAAAAH TORAINA I BUILT A ROLLER COASTER BUT THEN IT SHOT OFF THE TRACKS BBBBBBWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEHHHH NOBODY WILL WANT TO COME TO MY PARK NOOOWWWWW

>>720414154
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS

>>720413882
shes fucking dead

Janny was turned into an uma

>>720414074
>pantyhose under shorts

God my fucking DICK

>>720414235
Honestly this is a good idea, just post a screencap of the uma musume Twitter account and I bet it doesn't get deleted

>>720413921
>>720413994
>cygenerous
funny joke

>>720413921
>11 days from now
Why not tomorrow?

>>720414091
We are taking things step by step, race by race, I don't like speaking in absolutes but I have high confidence in my umas.

All umas in my team are important and serve a purpose, whether it is going for the finish line or supporting each other

Like I said, each uma has a purpose and place in my team, I make that very clear to each of them and they are satisfied with it

>>720414091
I wish there were actual newspapers in the careers, at least something like the little interviews in CM would be a nice detail

>>720414408
Have the dangle the carat

>>720414324
Despite all the fat posting, Ogurin is still the sexiest uma to me.

"Ey danchou, here's da member ya wanted to see"

Stop shilling this dead mobile game, PChads aren't interested in your glorified slotmachine for lonely virgins.

>>>/vmg/

>>720414421
>zree nil
>>but-
>Three. Nil.
>Do you know what that means?
>It means 3 Platinum titles for me.
>And zero for all other toreinah-sans
>Respect. Respect respect

Alright are we back to normal? How did YOUR first day in gemini go?

>>720414074
>>720414491
She is pure sex, this drawing of her with her toned back exposed gave me an awakening. And I'm sure if she gained some weight she'd get fat tits like her mom

ASS Wonder.

I want to go back to playing Xenoblade Chronicles X, but I'm worried the thread will be murdered will I'm away...

>get the acupuncture event pre-debut
>succeed
holy shit this is the run

>>720414491
This but Doto

>>720414594
KEK

>>720413802
Anon....

>>720414641
You did charm right?

>>720414616
ASS GREAT

>>720414641
you're supposed to get the charm chakra when it procs early

>>720414235
>>720414391
How come we're not just taking over their precious, protected DALL-E threads anymore?

>>720414324
Those are leggings, anon.

>>720414641
Oh yeah? Well I got Slow Metabolism pre-debut!

>>720414603
Perhaps I underestimated oguri....

>>720414091
I am sleeping with my Uma and it has been giving great performance improvements.

>>720414570
https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp

>>720414719
mods personally protect those so you'll get vacationed instead of just warned

>>720414754
You know what I'm gonna give you pre-debut? A pickle.

>literally only losing because I don't have enough speed or enough last minute speed burst abilities
This shit is so fucking aids

Holy shit

>>720414719
Uma hijack was funny at first but then it reeked of being butthurt. I vote to just ignore the jannies

>>720414826
post 'eck

>>720414826
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

>>720414491
>>720414603
She seem a bit of a dimwit for sex, though.

>>720414851
This isn't me, it's a whale that slaughtered the room

>>720414826
Banned due to using PEDs

>>720413802
come on bwo it's only a few hundred mind numbing clicks a day, every single day so you can race once a month.

>>720414826
>No Long S
>Sub-400 Wit
I wonder if it'd still be possible to score a win against this whale

>>720414796
It would be really sad but really funny if that's what caused the colic.

>>720414826
>All those stats
>360 Wit

>>720414719
you can't get away with destroying the mods precious safespace circlejerk

>>720414958
with that much power I'm not sure if it can even get blocked

>>720412734 (OP)
WINNING TICKET IS NOT A CRY BABY

>>720414909
I bet it's like that at first but when feeder play starts she gets excited and it all falls into place

>>720414845
I really don't believe it's more than one. When he's off and the threads stay up, I see schizo-kun get vacationed and deleted pretty regularly

>>720415021
Power is mostly for acceleration
>if youre brocked, youre brocked

>>720415021
My Vodka with max power and 346 wit gets blocked all the time

DO NOT CALL MAMBO AT 3AM

>nakayama festa's skill animation is a mahjong play
how many akagi/kaiji references does she have?

>>720414826
Uhhhh Uma-is-a-WIT-gamebros? How do we respond? We look like LOSER NERDS!

>>720415137
Don't read Urara's 3 star unique skill, worst mistake of my life

>>720415042
It's true. Cry babies cry about anything negative. She also cries about anything positive.

MAYANOOOOOOO

>>720415137
Mambo?

>>720414570
>using some non insult like virgin
>on a site for autistic otaku wizards
???

anyone has the race results from the mile practice earlier today? the one the slut won

>>720415264
>the one the slut won
you will have to be more specific

>>720415229
Some anon made a comment the other day along the lines of 'during sex, Ticket would cry because Condom-san is working so hard' and I can't get it out of my head

>>720414909
It would be a weird mix of dead fish and incredibly animalistic sex when she gets going