Thread 720426718

MASTERPIECE! ITSA MAAASTAAPEECE BABYYYYY

THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU’RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON’T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT BORDERLANDS. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER PLAY. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I REALLY HOPE HAPPENS, I WON'T SHED A FUCKING TEAR

Another youtuber to add my banlist. Thanks.

i unironically enjoy borderlands games, AMA
yes i am brown and +30 btw

>>720426767
>ignoring the silksong fans who have been spamming before

Why does 4chan hate fun so much? Every new game drops and it’s instant meltdown. Every. Single. Time.

>>720427153
Are you aware that you're in a thread about borderlands?

>>720426718 (OP)
I played it and it's pretty good. I would fix the performance and controls, maybe give the UI more personality but I have no compliants about the gameplay or the story. The dialogue for Rafa is cringe but is it really Borderlands without a dose of cringe?

>>720427282
Yes. And like clockwork, it turned into a hatefest. Not just Borderlands. Pretty much every new game gets the same treatment

>>720426789
Why are you me from the future?

>>720426789
based FBKGOD

we love browns here

>>720426718 (OP)
>honest review
>monetized video site

>>720426718 (OP)
I'd play it if it were on gamepass but i'm not paying $110 for the continued beta testing of UE5

>>720426718 (OP)
All the borderland youtubers are glazers

>>720427153
when you hate things... you get perceived as a SMART and TASTEFUL consumer... hehe... normies won't understand...

>>720427442
Because most new games look and play like shit.

>>720428010
That’s not even remotely true. You’re literally proving my point

>>720428142
Your point is entirely in your own head and has no anchor in reality.

>>720428227
Funny, that’s exactly what I thought reading your reply

>>720428287
Your brain is niggerpoop.

>>720428365
Yeah, sure, buddy

>>720427814
Grim. Now holoEN is just shit.

>>720428287
What do you and your boyfriend pretending to be me believe the point I was making is?

>>720428516
Your point is being insufferably retarded and an active detriment to everyone unfortunate enough to know you.

>>720428516
If you had a point, it got buried under whatever that was.

>>720428449
It's better than ever now that the lazy white whores fucked off.

I'm having a Badass Blast™.

>>720428594
Damn I'm sorry your parents kicked you out of the house for being a faggot but you don't need to explode like that at random people.

Are any of you oldfags here that remember the first borderlands advertisement on /v/? It was about the same time as “that was so hot I came on my cat and it hiss at penis” and some other bot girl posting at the same time.

BAD
ASS

>>720426718 (OP)
>still has the same movement speed
>still has the same moon jump
I can tolerate a lot of flaws in a game but not this.

>>720428449
ninners still exists so holoEN isn't hopeless

Is there a mod that makes UVHM in BL2 not require Slag and makes weapons besides The Harold usable outside of gimmick meme shit (like Zer0's B0r3)

>>720428449
>now
lmfao

>>720429672
Their was literally nothing wrong with slag in bl2 when the level cap was 61
Every class had a way to apply it easily via action skill crom gunzeker duel wield, slag turrents, zero kunais, maya slag infused abilty and melee, slag grenades with one of the best being magic missles, and quick weapon swapping
Yoy could also have just used overpowered builds that did so much damage it didn’t need any
It wasn’t until level 72 op8 when balance got really really fucked

>>720426718 (OP)
>Liked 1
>Liked 2
>Didn't like prequel
>Didn't like 3
>Skipped the rest
Not buying 4. I probably won't enjoy it.

People seethed at me when i said i liked borderlands 2 more than d2 as my favorite arpg back when headhunters were still releasing.
But idk man, its just fun, feels good, classes are really well made(besides gaige), and the loot system is one of the best especially before the op levels when the numbers were bloated massively like the dedicated drop system is brilliant instead of farming the pitt 24/7 like d2, loot is impactful without needing 30 modifiers of filler.
Even some of the jokes made me smile and there was parts of the world building that did pique my interest like only 6 sirens in the world is cool.
Some of the character designs are peak like zero
I have very good memories of hanging out with friends music is playing while i hunt tubbies which are cute on the halloween headhunter.
Hell the whole reason we even got headhunters and vault hunter pack 2 and the 5th dlc was because the game had so many fans wanting more content.

Im having fun with it. Played 3h with stutters last night, then saw there was patch and now its all nice and smooth. Found also first optional bosses and he dropped just epic loot at lvl11, we are so back

>>720426718 (OP)
> Slop enjoyers and shills unite!
not this time bitch

>>720427153
no fool, people detest lazy woke garbage that these retarded corporations keep peddling thinking we will just buy it. people are tired. we want fun games not ideologies and politics.

>>720426718 (OP)
Eh borderlands hasn't been a letdown for THAT long right?
>BL2 released 13 fucking years ago
Holy shit, almost fifteen years of being an irrelevant series.
No wonder Randy is so pissed off, he struck gold with BL and BL2 and it's been downhill for almost two decades.

>pick siren with the cat companion skill
>reach a vampiric badass psycho
>cat runs in and dies giving the psycho full health back
>slowly shoot the psycho down
>cat respawns
>cat runs in and dies giving the psycho full health back
>repeat 8 times
>died 4 times prior when the psycho caught up to me after killing the cat
I'm switching builds.

>>720428634
>ass Blast

>>720426718 (OP)
It's been out for 60 hours already?

>>720427153
>liking BL (((humour))) past BL1
Hot take.

>>720426718 (OP)
>Make BL
>Cool turret guy sucks ass compared to the others especially the Siren
>Make BL2
>Cool turret guy sucks ass compared to the others especially the Siren
Did an automated turret gun down Randy's family or something, what gives?

>>720432204
Shill reviewers get press early access.

>>720427153
epic doomer mindset mixed with search for next TorTanic
don't you dare to say anything positive about a game lest you want to be called 'shill'
only flops are interesting because schadenfreude is the only type of fun these 'humans' are capable of having
every other type of fun is just a buzzword

>>720426718 (OP)
Poorfags S E E T H I N G

>>720427153
>>720427442
Stop being such a crybaby

>>720426718 (OP)
>Shiller Six

>>720432676
I mentioned /v/ crying. You cried about me mentioning it. The cycle is complete

>>720432092
I fucking love that BB video, thanks for a reminder.

>>720433221
You have no self-awareness, anon.

>>720426718 (OP)
> watch B4 footage from streaming friend of mine
>game is smeared and blurry
>textures looks like shit in many cases
>3d models looks bad when in movement
>overall visual fidelty is seemingly wash out
>check game engine
>UE5
Obviously, always, UE5 is fucking the worst game engine.

>>720433395
You typed that with zero irony. Honestly impressive

>>720426718 (OP)
>shillersix

>>720427153
I don't remember a meltdown over Salamander 3
Maybe you just enjoy shitty mainstream garbage, have you considered that?

>>720427153
Acting like HR is in the room, or toxic positivity isn't what fun means.

>>720434543
Maybe. Or maybe I just don’t need niche taste to feel superior online
>>720434608
I'm not enforcing positivity. Just noticing the pattern: every time a new game drops, /v/ melts down, even when the "shitty mainstream" ones are actually fun. It’s exhausting

>>720426718 (OP)
>"honest reviewer"
>look inside
>paid off shill
Every time. Just put "honest" in front of whatever and the normoids will eat it up

>ue5 slop
nah

>>720432092
holy shit malenia its back

>>720432278
I loved playing as turret guy in those two games, they are fine per se it's the other characters that are overtuned. Lilith's phasewalk basically makes you invincible at some point and Maya's cloudkill is just silly

>>720432278
now the tsundere soldier and the new spic with exogimmicks are cooler and good

>>720436124
seethe
borderland won

>>720426718 (OP)
literally whomst've?

>>720436124
if I remember the guy he literally only plays Borderlands so shitting on the new one wouldn't be wise, but yeah calling it "honest review" is misleading

>entire channel dedicated to borderlands
>"honest" review
Are people really that fucking retarded and naive nowadays? Why would you think a single word coming out of this negroes mouth is honest and unbiases.

>>720435728
nope, you're just a midwit

BAD
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>720427153
I believe I would still find it more good than bad but I find it unjust to pay so much for fun and the market is oversaturated anyway.

>>720436856
Any review that has "honest review" in the thumbnail or title can be dismissed easily

It's a retard aiming to catch other retards.

>>720436856
ok but why is this okay?:
>fishing channel with 10 years of fishing experience
>people believe him

>>720436872
Neat diagnosis. Moving on...
>>720437046
Fair take. The pricing can be rough sometime

>>720437107
I mean even without the "honest" its insanely clear that dude is not going to be unbiased about this IP lol. Hes a human that depends on this IP doing well for making living so you would think that anyone who doesnt have single digit IQ realizes he will never ever be not biased.

this soifaggot plays borderlands exclusively, his opinion is worth shit

>>720437160
>comparing fucking fishing to shilling AAA video game products made by massive corporations
Do you suffer from profound mental retardation? If that fishing channel does sponsored content then yes you should be vary since they wouldnt take sponsorship deal on stuff used to fish just to shit on something.

>>720426718 (OP)
> I want to find criticism about the game.
> All I find is “woke bad.”
Can someone point out what's bad about the game? I've heard about performance issues.

>>720437213
you type like a redditor

>>720437404
Fishing was invented by companies to sell you fishing equipment.

>>720437565
Redditor, midwit, NPC... keep spinning the wheel, buddy

>>720437661
Lmao so eating is an industry invented by companies to sell you food equipment by that logic. Just accept it that we have sixth sense for spotting shills and grifters. That's why we're always right.

>>720438116
Yeah food industry is huge.

>>720438208
Redditors reading comprehension gets F, go back.

>>720432278
when you make solid build, soldier is surprisingly fun. even better with good balance mods

>>720426718 (OP)
there is literally zero hype. BL threads drop out with eight replies

>>720426718 (OP)
>Honest Review
>Channel icon is a custom image in the style of the game
Sounds legits

Game feels really bland so far. Open world is as bog standard as they come.

>>720426718 (OP)
I don't care
Not gonna buy it regardless

>>720426718 (OP)
If this is a masterpiece then you may as well call fifa a masterpiece lmao

>go to point of interest
>press three glowing yellow balls in a 20 foot radius
>get a reward

HOLY GAMEPLAY

>>720426789
Did you get browner as you got older? Will you change shades, pehaps to a nice lilac?

>Randy never expected this!
The marketing team of key sites are shitting on Randy Bitchford, lmao

>>720426789
I am +30 and in my opinion, Borderlands give are "fine".
So, is the secret to enjoy them is being +30 AND brown?

it's a good thing he put "HONEST REVIEW" in the thumbnail

he would be upfront if he was dishonest about it

>>720437513
The only thing I truly hate is the performance. Writing is okay, toned down Borderlands humor with a bit of darkness mixed in there. It's not 2 or 1, it's something new.
UI doesn't have a strong soul I guess?

>>720426718 (OP)
This fag went from criticizing the state of the franchise hard before Randy invited him to beta test the game, to now glazing this shit like it's the game of the century
What could have caused this?

>>720426718 (OP)
>walking memelands shill
>IT'S MASTERPIECE PLEASE BUY IT
yeah no fucking shit a drone is going to praise it

So uhh is the gameplay actually good? 3 was okay

>>720441224
It's just a good game. I know it's hard for you to comprehend that but coming after 3, Wonderlands and New Tales, this is a godsend.

>>720441313
gameplay is good, more movement has been added. Everything else feels pretty mid

>>720441353
Is the writing as obnoxious as 3? Almost unplayable

>>720427153
>stop asking questions, just consume product and get exited for next product

>>720441395
Not as bad so far but still god awful. I can't stand the character I've picked, lol

>>720426789
wow, you're literally me. i'm the scattuman btw

these map objectives are amongst the worst ive ever seen lmao

>>720426718 (OP)
>paid youtuber hyping shitgame
WOAH

why doesn't this game have any organic thread discussing it? it's either blatant shilling or performance shit thread

>>720442907
why would anyone attempt to have a genuine conversation about it here?

Have never played a single game of the series.

Is it enjoying solo? Can you form random multiplayer teams?

>>720445917
Yes and yes

>>720426718 (OP)
>Dunkey post
KEEP SAYING IT

I keep getting hard crashes after about 30 minutes to an hour of gameplay.

>>720426718 (OP)
This game is awful

>>720447120
seems like a memory leak i've had as well

>>720440478
If they're good for their entire life, they turn white just before they die so they can go to heaven.

>>720437160
Because it's a fishing channel and not a St. Croix fishing rod manufacturing fan channel, you dumbo.
Nobody more stupid than the faggots on the internet trying to find contradictions and hypocrisy on the internet.

>>720426718 (OP)
kill yourself randy

>>720432278
What are you talking about, Axton is the fastest character in the game by a long shot its ridiculous if you want to mess around

>>720453501
Yeah being fast is great when enemies are hitscanners and damage sponges!