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Anonymous No.720451706 [Report] >>720452835 >>720455652 >>720456085 >>720459424 >>720460527 >>720462675 >>720463159 >>720463328 >>720463780 >>720470347 >>720477362 >>720479119 >>720479278 >>720487221
Did bananza flop?
Anonymous No.720452008 [Report] >>720456304 >>720468242
>paid dlc 2 months after release
I feel robbed. Fuck Nintendo for that shit. It's just another layer + a minigame, too. Unless it's 1.99 - go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.720452326 [Report] >>720455258
very sturdy looking legs
Anonymous No.720452835 [Report] >>720453580 >>720466064 >>720479316
>>720451706 (OP)
Way too old. She'd look better 9 years younger and in a diaper.
Anonymous No.720453580 [Report]
>>720452835
:/
Anonymous No.720455258 [Report] >>720477362
>>720452326
Anonymous No.720455652 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
Would look better in most colors besides white. As is, it looks like a diaper.
Anonymous No.720456085 [Report] >>720462205 >>720477362 >>720477606
>>720451706 (OP)
Anonymous No.720456304 [Report]
>>720452008
Yeah it's so fucking lame. Only good thing will be the new Pauline fanart
Anonymous No.720459424 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
Why isn't this a costume
Anonymous No.720460527 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
I flop my penis with loli Pauline so I guess?
Anonymous No.720462205 [Report] >>720464031 >>720478481
>>720456085
It didn't just flop - it faceplanted straight into obscurity. The hype cratered the second people realized it was just Diet Mario Party with even fewer maps and a fraction of the chaos. Add the insulting DLC on top and yeah, Bananza got peeled fast.
Anonymous No.720462675 [Report] >>720464031 >>720483778
>>720451706 (OP)
>Game gets demo after launch

I think it might of
Anonymous No.720463159 [Report] >>720463893
>>720451706 (OP)
I wanna flop my cock on her forehead
Anonymous No.720463328 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
Jesus Christ...
Anonymous No.720463780 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
Ooh banana
What did she mean by this
Anonymous No.720463893 [Report] >>720464081 >>720464381 >>720477362
>>720463159
that's inappropriate
Anonymous No.720464031 [Report] >>720466037
>>720462205
>>720462675
It’s fucking strange. Been topping the charts on the eshop as if that means a damn thing but it might be flopping even worse than battle league. Combined with MKW’s blunder, what’s happening at nintendo?
Anonymous No.720464073 [Report]
cutsey manchild shit
Anonymous No.720464081 [Report]
>>720463893
Maybe, but she needs it
Anonymous No.720464381 [Report] >>720465869 >>720471985 >>720478965
>>720463893
>feet are noticeably more detailed/less cartoony than her hands
really, what were they thinking?
Anonymous No.720465869 [Report]
>>720464381
Feet need more detail to look decent compared to other body parts since they're more complex
Anonymous No.720466037 [Report]
>>720464031
Too much effort on remake/portslop, theme park slop, and movieslop and not enough effort towards making good games
Anonymous No.720466064 [Report]
>>720452835
This but unironically
Anonymous No.720468242 [Report] >>720469181
>>720452008
It's a free update, though.
Anonymous No.720469181 [Report]
>>720468242
it's a paid DLC
Anonymous No.720470347 [Report] >>720474040
>>720451706 (OP)
this cannot be real
Anonymous No.720471985 [Report] >>720477362
>>720464381
she needs good grip to stay on DK's back while he jumps around
Anonymous No.720474040 [Report]
>>720470347
It isn't
Anonymous No.720474641 [Report] >>720486495
I do think the sales were disappointing considering the demo is out, they only do that for games that struggled
Anonymous No.720476401 [Report] >>720478793
You know what I want to see? Barefoot kid versions of all the princesses! Zelda too!
Anonymous No.720477362 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
>>720455258
>>720456085
>>720463893
>>720471985
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!
Anonymous No.720477606 [Report]
>>720456085
Shove a fucking banana down her throat.
Anonymous No.720478481 [Report] >>720479153 >>720480487
>>720462205
>Bananza is diet mario party
???????????
Anonymous No.720478793 [Report]
>>720476401
Based
Anonymous No.720478965 [Report]
>>720464381
Sniff is what
Anonymous No.720479119 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
Yes since the snitch flopped
No one cares about donkeyshitkong
Anonymous No.720479153 [Report] >>720480127 >>720480487
>>720478481
Willing to bet he meant Odyssey.
Anonymous No.720479278 [Report] >>720479948
>>720451706 (OP)
Not a flop, but the fact they launched a demo today might mean the game underperformed
Anonymous No.720479316 [Report] >>720479537 >>720481126 >>720481657
>>720452835
She should be 10 years older and wearing a diaper
Anonymous No.720479537 [Report]
>>720479316
Anonymous No.720479948 [Report]
>>720479278
So yes, it flopped.
Anonymous No.720480127 [Report] >>720480384 >>720480553 >>720489097
>>720479153
It has more "maps" than odyssey.
Anonymous No.720480384 [Report] >>720489097
>>720480127
oh it's got maps alright
Anonymous No.720480487 [Report] >>720480660
>>720478481
>>720479153
It's an AI post.
Anonymous No.720480553 [Report] >>720489097
>>720480127
heh
Anonymous No.720480660 [Report]
>>720480487
What's the solution to AI post flooding?
The only thing I can think of is branch based invitations, where only a select number of human posters get to invite other people then if AI bots ever get invited and start inviting others you just clip that branch
Anonymous No.720481126 [Report] >>720481720
>>720479316
And have thick, massive pubes peeking out the edges of her diaper!
Anonymous No.720481482 [Report]
Game is fun as fuck and really hits your monkey brain but I'm not sure if it's 70$ kind of fun.
Anonymous No.720481657 [Report] >>720482328
>>720479316
she should, in fact, be the exact age she is, and in a diaper
Anonymous No.720481720 [Report] >>720481895
>>720481126
what the fuck dude
Anonymous No.720481895 [Report] >>720481994 >>720481995 >>720482847
>>720481720
You're supposed to say I'm based for wanting pubes, anon.
Anonymous No.720481994 [Report] >>720482165
>>720481895
usually I don't give a shit about the garbage that get posted on this site but this time I picture the mental image of a grown ass woman with a diaper with massive pubes peaking out and it freaked me out
Anonymous No.720481995 [Report] >>720482165
>>720481895
No, that's gross
Anonymous No.720482165 [Report]
>>720481994
>>720481995
>massive pubes
The thought of pubic hair follicles being large enough that Pauline could wrap her arms around just one hair made me gag a little. I don't think I like the can of worms I opened up anymore.
Anonymous No.720482328 [Report]
>>720481657
I actually thought she was way younger, I'd take like 5 or 6 years older and wearing a diaper
Anonymous No.720482847 [Report] >>720483064
>>720481895
if it weren't a diaper I'd say based
Anonymous No.720483064 [Report] >>720483175 >>720487057
>>720482847
Bodysuit with pubic hairs peeking out the sleeves then?
Anonymous No.720483175 [Report]
>>720483064
much better
Anonymous No.720483778 [Report]
>>720462675
Or at the very least, Nintendo had some absolutely retarded sales expectations it fell short of. I think, by putting the 3D Mario team on it and not having a real Mario game to celebrate the 40th anniversary, the stupid fucks really thought DK was going to take off in its place this gen.
Anonymous No.720486495 [Report]
>>720474641
And they spent all this time hyping him up with a redesign that they're gonna be stuck with for at least the rest of the Switch 2. Just watch - they're gonna slowly re-Rareify it over time rather than outright admit they fucked up.
Anonymous No.720487057 [Report]
>>720483064
I normally like fullback panties, but if the girl is seriously hairy then thong or just lace works nicely
though these days finding decent hairy porn is difficult... too many californian disgusting hairy women taking over, not enough actually decent looking european women
Anonymous No.720487221 [Report]
>>720451706 (OP)
The problem isn't in Bananza but the franchise. Donkey Kong has prestige because it has ties to Mario's roots and thanks to constant exposure from Smash, but it's nowhere near the popularity of IPs like Zelda and isn't forgotten enough to reach meme status like F-Zero since it still gets games and cameos once in a blue moon.
Bananza is easily the franchise's modern breakout title akin to BotW changing everything going forward with Zelda, but it's kneecapped as a Year 1 game on a system with launch controversy buzz and a much lower playerbase than the original Switch. An inflated price tag leads to inflated expectations, so Bananza would have needed at least twice as much content in every layer to satisfy the average player's grievances for paying extra when bigger games have been out on discount for awhile.
Still my GOTY and a new all-time favorite, but that doesn't mean much to the suits at Nintendo HQ thinking it would be their new golden goose.
Anonymous No.720489097 [Report]
>>720480127
>>720480384
>>720480553
kek