Anonymous
9/12/2025, 3:59:33 PM
No.720453420
1/10
abysmal
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:00:29 PM
No.720453551
1/10
this is legitimatelybthe worst direct of all time
0/10
I am interested in nothing, and the things I was slightly interested in I am 100% not going to buy now
only Duskbloods can save this
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:02:21 PM
No.720453883
>>720453167 (OP)
0/10
Can't believe i used to be a Ninty fan
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:03:16 PM
No.720454016
>>720454361
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:03:21 PM
No.720454030
>>720453167 (OP)
-10/10
My day is ruined
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:03:38 PM
No.720454075
>>720453167 (OP)
1/10 fuck tendies
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:03:43 PM
No.720454092
-8/10
Good God I haven't bought a Switch 2. I'm fine with my Switch 1 for now.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:04:11 PM
No.720454195
0/10
May actually be the worst direct ever. not even a new fire emblem could save it. there was no reason that had to be an entire hour.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:04:24 PM
No.720454249
>>720454950
>>720453167 (OP)
Mega Raichu saves the direct for me
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:04:58 PM
No.720454361
>>720454016
The upcoming fromslop game
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:04:58 PM
No.720454363
10/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:05:05 PM
No.720454383
>>720453167 (OP)
Fucking stopped my jacking off time for this shit
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:05:17 PM
No.720454423
>>720453167 (OP)
it's over/mou owarida
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:05:17 PM
No.720454424
>>720453167 (OP)
Literally 0/10 not even the biggest diehard tendie can defend this shit
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:07:19 PM
No.720454816
The only decent reveal is fire emblem which is sad
Fire emblem should not be the fucking peak of anything lol.
Its alright, i liked a few of the games but its almost always at the start, not the fucking finale big reveal
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:07:53 PM
No.720454932
Genuinely awful.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:02 PM
No.720454950
>>720454249
The only thing I thought was kinda cool, then they announce its paid DLC before the game is even out and I laughed as the chat went into hyperspeed
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:07 PM
No.720454970
>>720453167 (OP)
1/10
I got my MP4 news, so that's one point.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:16 PM
No.720455004
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:21 PM
No.720455019
>>720453167 (OP)
absolutely fucking horrible garbage
congratulations to resident evil fags and fire emblems fags but even if you were a fan of the two more than 1 point out of 10 is too much
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:30 PM
No.720455045
6/10
Almost everything I'm interested in was already announced, FE saved it from being a 4/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:31 PM
No.720455049
It was enough to make me question why Nintendo even made the Switch 2.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:08:42 PM
No.720455078
0/10
There's dust on my switch 2 already
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:09:01 PM
No.720455139
4/10
Not the literal worst direct ever but very not good for the first post Switch 2 release direct.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:09:09 PM
No.720455170
0/10
I'm listing my switch 2 on ebay as I type this
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:09:53 PM
No.720455291
>>720453167 (OP)
I can imagine Prime 4 and the new FE being good but I don't have much attachment to those two personally so they didn't do much for me, and almost everything else was just plain shit.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:10:00 PM
No.720455308
>>720456947
>>720462496
>>720453167 (OP)
>no splatoon raider
>1000000 ports
>mini games
>indieshit for streamers
>an ugly fire emblem
>no main mario on mario's 40th birthday
>Pokemon paid DLC before the game is even out
>Kirby toy shit
>no animal crossing, no Xenoblade, no mario kart updates
>reviving the virtual boy
1/10 just because some things are still new and exclusive
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:10:00 PM
No.720455310
>>720453167 (OP)
worst I've ever seen 0/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:10:33 PM
No.720455416
6/10. Decent
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:10:34 PM
No.720455418
This is the worst direct since the starfox puppets one at E3 a decade ago.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:10:35 PM
No.720455427
0/10
genuinely upsetting to watch
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:10:39 PM
No.720455435
Lots of little things, no megaton announcement. Covered a lot of different genres so if you like to try different games out, 7-8/10, but for people that loves specific genres, it's 4-5/10.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:11:07 PM
No.720455524
this direct did not need to exist
0/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:11:26 PM
No.720455585
state of play/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:11:34 PM
No.720455609
1/10, literal garbage and im not joking.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:13:18 PM
No.720455885
Didn't watch/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:14:10 PM
No.720456027
>>720453167 (OP)
2/10
Atleast we habe a MP4 release date..
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:14:34 PM
No.720456087
About 20 seconds from flying to japan and shitting down miyamoto's throat. And I'm lactose intolerant.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:14:41 PM
No.720456104
>>720499518
I have a difficult time imagining people being in the Mario movies at all, nevermind them being so excited that it would justify how much time they spent on it. If Nintendo wants to do movies so bad I'd rather they just have separate Directs dedicated to that so I can not waste my time on them. I'd rather see some shovelware farming game that's actually a game get announced than any movie by Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:15:21 PM
No.720456207
>>720463184
Dragon Quest VII/10
I don't care about those 2dhd games but I have a soft spot for DQ7, I get why people hate it but I do feel like I am in a grand adventure whenever I play it, like the game main plot is just traveling through time without a care and just helping people in need.
MAY get a Switch 2 if the game is exclusive.
Also
>RE9 on switch
PS5 is fucked in Japan.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:15:37 PM
No.720456231
6/10
>New Fire Emblem set in 3H timeline
>New Yoshi
>Kong DLC
>Pokemon Crossing
If they gave updates on Rhythm Heaven and Splatoon Raiders it would have gotten a more positive grade
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:15:41 PM
No.720456242
2/10
Dangan 2x2 is the only thing that interests me enough to see where it goes
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:16:26 PM
No.720456343
>>720453167 (OP)
>75% was ports of 5+ year old games
>new announcements for mid games of which only a couple are actually switch exclusive
>reminder that Pokemon games are irrecoverably bad
>paid dlc paid dlc paid dlc
Itβs funny how the biggest games are metroid prime 4, which mechanics aged like milk, and kirby air riders which is sensory overload confusion no one actually wants
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:16:33 PM
No.720456359
>>720457604
Bananza and Wonder expacs look decent
Tomodachi life is okay for what it is
Finally got MP4 date and the game's looking good
FE ain't my thing it's been trash since Awakening but I can respect it
Most of the other things are known or ports
sick of baby ass yoshit games especially when they said "One more Mario announcement" and it was fucking yoshi, none of these have been good since SMW2
ANOTHER Tennis game, when are we getting Baseball?
Galaxy re-releases AGAIN is grimey especially after the last ones being "limted time" availability
the VB thing is very very fucking insulting. Why is the peripheral required if it's just flat on the NS2 screen anyway? They really want people to buy a failed console again?
anyway 3 or 4 out of 10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:16:52 PM
No.720456401
2/10
Everything new that was presented like Tennis or Yoshi is a hard sell for me. They'll need to prove themselves to be the exception rather than the rule (Like Woolly World, or Tennis actually having content)
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:17:28 PM
No.720456491
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:17:34 PM
No.720456506
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:17:37 PM
No.720456513
the only exciting thing for me was seeing mario galaxy 2 again but yeah im not paying for a port
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 4:18:39 PM
No.720456668
A solid 8. Liked the Mario stuff in the beginning.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:18:44 PM
No.720456683
>>720498221
Who's gonna be the brave little chuddie and fly to japan in order to pop this nigga in the head?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:20:13 PM
No.720456908
>>720453167 (OP)
Literally made me decide to sell my Switch 2
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:20:29 PM
No.720456947
>>720455308
when is someone gonna pull a KyoAni on Gamefreak? They seriously need it at this point. Just burn it down.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:20:42 PM
No.720456984
>>720457354
>>720458759
>>720453167 (OP)
0/10, worse than any direct from this year/last year, kinda impressive not gonna lie, also
>fucking cardboard again
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:23:15 PM
No.720457354
>>720457503
>>720456984
There is something impressive about them knowing their core audience will eat that shit up and defend it, for free, on their behalf
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:24:23 PM
No.720457503
>>720457354
honestly i agree, its quite sigma of them
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:25:12 PM
No.720457604
>>720456359
Because you need to completely cover your peripheral vision for it to work properly. It's like the 3DS where you need to look at it a special way for the 3D to work except the VB is even more of a pain in the ass.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:25:24 PM
No.720457631
5/10, an ultimate mixed bag
Some of it was really good and nice surprises. DK content dropped from out of nowhere, Danganronpa 4, cute PokΓ©mon game starring Ditto for the kids, some decent quality amiibo if youβre into them, release dates for some anticipated games
Some which was just ok - Fire Emblem, etc
And then some which were just laughably bad like wasting time explaining Mario Galaxy again, and attempting to revive the fucking VB of all things
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:28:36 PM
No.720458060
3/10
Not enough 1st party games
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:30:58 PM
No.720458376
>>720458708
>only thing that caught my attention was Bananza DLC
>35USD
total nothingburger direct
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:32:20 PM
No.720458561
>Paid DLC for a game not out yet
>Cardboard again
>Rosalina book, missing additional pages that are being added to the games
It was the little things that made it hilariously bad, definitely worst direct in a while. I wouldn't be surprised if they sell a second version of the book with all the pages included, thanks for read testing!
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:33:08 PM
No.720458676
>>720453167 (OP)
It'll do alright but I really did want Falcom to market Trails in the Sky in the west a little more. The ball's been dropped a week before release even when the demo had a really positive reception.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 4:33:28 PM
No.720458708
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 4:33:59 PM
No.720458759
>>720456984
Then get the plastic one then.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:38:17 PM
No.720459275
>>720453167 (OP)
went in with zero expectations. only thing I wanted to see was mp4's release date and i got that so 1/10 i suppose
that bike open world shit is absolutely not it tho. most likely the hub, but fuck i hope the game turns out decent
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:38:24 PM
No.720459291
>>720453167 (OP)
1/10
What a blunder.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:40:19 PM
No.720459537
ENOUGH FROM MARIO
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:41:36 PM
No.720459679
>>720459740
Huh? Was this really the whole direct? I thought it was just a pre-show or something.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 4:42:11 PM
No.720459740
>>720460124
>>720459679
You got 3 directs in 1.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:42:26 PM
No.720459770
5/10
Fire Emblem looks good and I'll get the SMG ports day 1 but overall very bad.
Don't really give a shit since I mostly play old games on my Switch 2 regardless.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:43:10 PM
No.720459857
0/10, made me not want a switch 2
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:45:23 PM
No.720460124
>>720461157
>>720459740
Isn't this kind of terrible then? I don't see any reason why a switch 2 is worth it. Feels more like a switch pro than a new console. This may be the least innovative console Nintendo has ever made.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:46:20 PM
No.720460245
>>720461063
>>720453167 (OP)
They showed so much garbage on the jp stream but no news for the only interesting thing they have coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJIJ847PNo
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:46:32 PM
No.720460269
>>720453167 (OP)
Nothing worth picking up a switch2 for. There wasn't a single game first or third party which I would even consider playing.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:47:42 PM
No.720460408
>>720461412
how the fuck did they manage to undo all the hype for metroid?/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:50:36 PM
No.720460768
>>720461491
>>720453167 (OP)
3/10
Some games interest me, but nothing in it made me want to express a huge WOW. Closest was Starforce Collection, but that wasn't even shown in NA direct. The fuck Capcom!?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:51:10 PM
No.720460825
>>720461097
Absolute fucking trash but at least it makes me feel better about giving up on Nintendo completely.
This isn't the company I grew up with. They are fleecing their diehard fans with nostalgia memberberries, doubling down on dogshit movies meant to build their BRAND and is easily the most cancerous video game company in terms of legally fucking over consumers and the competition. This is modern Disney levels of soulless corpo garbage. Nintendo died with Iwata, fuck 'em
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:53:28 PM
No.720461063
>>720461687
>>720460245
That's not a good sign if MP4 didn't show up on the JP Direct, I bet it tested poorly
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:53:45 PM
No.720461097
>>720460825
Post mario-movie has been a continous downward spiral into mediocrity
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:53:47 PM
No.720461108
>>720461289
10/10
I despise nintendo as a company and the fans who support it so seeing them come up with nothing of value has been a great experience for me
>>720460124
You gotta get one now otherwise its going to be more expensive later. It sucks. We could have had free college, healthcare, and a reasonably priced Nintendo Switch 2 here in the US, but we all voted incorrectly last November...
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:55:13 PM
No.720461289
>>720497210
>>720461108
>Stop liking what I don't like
Kill yourself
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:56:26 PM
No.720461412
>>720460408
Giant empty desert.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:57:11 PM
No.720461491
>>720462248
>>720460768
>Starforce Collection
The only thing good about starforce is the Luna doujins
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 4:57:36 PM
No.720461542
I'm hyped to see what I can get out of this.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:58:26 PM
No.720461649
Fucking ass/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:58:50 PM
No.720461687
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:00:14 PM
No.720461857
>>720462037
>>720461157
>You gotta get one now otherwise its going to be more expensive later
I mostly just use consoles for m2 ports now and they all run on the previous gen. So at this point I can skip this gen entirely and these games may just make the jump to PC by the next gen. Also I didn't vote last term because politics are a gay joke now. Never in my life has a politician done anything to benefit me.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:01:57 PM
No.720462037
>>720462253
>>720461857
>Never in my life has a politician done anything to benefit me.
Ill be hyped when I'm not taxed to death for overtime.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:01:59 PM
No.720462042
>>720462150
>>720453167 (OP)
0/10
Ass they can't make good directs anymore
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:02:50 PM
No.720462150
>>720462042
It was multiple directs rolled into 1.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:03:46 PM
No.720462248
>>720461491
True, but it was part of my childhood. I have to get them even though I know they never reach the highs of the GBA games.. or even the mids if I have to be honest.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:03:49 PM
No.720462253
>>720462408
>>720462037
>Ill be hyped when I'm not taxed to death for overtime.
Thats never gunna happen, that was a lie. Its all bullshit. I made 10 grand from overtime last year and like half of it was taxed. No way they'll ever let that money go.
I wasn't expecting anything but it was still awful
I think Pokopia looks cool though but it's not for the Switch 1 so who cares
I also got into Group A
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:04:09 PM
No.720462290
New tripfag nintendo shill just dropped?
Or am I just out of the loop
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:04:11 PM
No.720462295
7/10
I'm still not buying a Switch 2 yet, but some of this stuff is on my list to check out when I do.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:05:05 PM
No.720462401
portsremakes/10
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:05:09 PM
No.720462408
>>720462968
>>720463014
>>720462253
>No way they'll ever let that money go.
They'll get it via tariffs.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:05:13 PM
No.720462415
Incredibly disappointing, 2/10
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:05:41 PM
No.720462460
>>720462256
Looks like something thats from the Nintendo Switch Online playtest programs.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:06:02 PM
No.720462496
>>720462590
>>720455308
>and exclusive
This is not even remotely a good thing anymore. Nintendo's hardware unironically needs to die.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:06:49 PM
No.720462590
>>720462945
>>720462496
Nintendo is literally the last one standing.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:07:10 PM
No.720462623
This is what happens when companies get complacent
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:07:34 PM
No.720462651
there was literally nothing i was interested in so it has to be a 0/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:07:43 PM
No.720462665
>>720453167 (OP)
Literally unjustifiable for the Mario Wonder and Kirby Forgotten Land DLC's not to be on the Switch 1 as well
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:08:48 PM
No.720462761
>>720463117
>>720462256
Good luck in Group A bro, kill some whales
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:09:36 PM
No.720462842
>>720462256
>Pokopia is only for Switch 2
>Metroid Prime 4 is on Switch 1
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:10:09 PM
No.720462891
>>720499901
>remake
>remake
>port
>port
>original game (coming 2026+)
how incompetent are these devs or is it the executives stomping out any creativity for the sake of safe money
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:10:14 PM
No.720462902
>the passive aggressive nintedocult is already trying to run damage control and pretend this direct was acceptable
For free
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:10:43 PM
No.720462945
>>720463059
>>720483117
>>720462590
No, that's PC. I don't even know what the fuck Nintendo's doing.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:10:56 PM
No.720462968
>>720462408
>They'll get it via tariffs.
No they won't, read the bill. They already walked back on it. It exempts the "half" portion of your pay and a half from federal income tax and it's only deductible to a cap. It's all a big lie.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:11:25 PM
No.720463014
>>720462408
>They'll get it via tariffs.
in addition to it. there is no tradeoff
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:12:02 PM
No.720463037
10/10 mainly for making me laugh hard at its ridiculousness
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:12:22 PM
No.720463059
>>720466251
>>720462945
>No, that's PC
Too expensive for the mass market.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:13:05 PM
No.720463117
>>720462761
not gonna happen, went 10/20 for day1 so I'm getting my shit pushed in next round. meanwhile everyone else got 17+ wins and wondering "wtf why was that so easy??".
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:13:17 PM
No.720463132
WOW NOW I CAN BUY MARIO GALAXY FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN THE LAST 20 YRS
THANKS NINTENDO
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:13:24 PM
No.720463146
>>720453167 (OP)
2/10
The ditto game looked fine and cute maybe I'll check it out later, everything else was from mediocre to bad, Mario Tennis looks exactly the same, the Donkey Kong DLC for 20 dollars 2 months after release it's insane, and I say it as someone who loved the game. I'm tired of Capcom fucking treating RE like is the second coming of Christ on every presentation that they are on
Also this Fire Emblem has terrible designs no one is appealing plus they ruined Sothis, I apologize to colgate girl your design was fine.
I find kinda ironic that the best thing about this direct was they announcing another Air Riders with Sakurai
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:13:36 PM
No.720463184
>>720463310
>>720466595
>>720456207
Then why not play the original? Itβs free on an emulator.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:13:37 PM
No.720463187
>>720453167 (OP)
Embrassing/10. The Virtual Boy stuff reeks of weird and desperation. It only has 1 game barely worth playing and its Wario.
Boco
!sCZ24qY6KY
9/12/2025, 5:14:42 PM
No.720463298
>>720463673
Yay for Yoshi.
Boo for locking the VB games behind a stupid attachment.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:14:50 PM
No.720463310
>>720466595
>>720463184
Rpg fans are severely retarded
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:18:16 PM
No.720463673
>>720463761
>>720463298
Nintendo acknowledging the VB in 2025 is crazy on its own.
Boco
!sCZ24qY6KY
9/12/2025, 5:19:11 PM
No.720463761
>>720463876
>>720463673
Yes, but theres no reason to pull this crap. Just release it normally and let us play without 3D if we choose.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:20:20 PM
No.720463876
>>720463761
We got virtual boy before we got Gameboy Pokemon games
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:22:55 PM
No.720464117
>>720464240
>>720453167 (OP)
This Direct should join Nintendo's E3 2008 and E3 2015 in an unholy Triforce of their worst presentations of all time. Hopefully if there is a January/February Direct they will have some actual announcements instead of whatever the fuck this was.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:24:02 PM
No.720464240
>>720464117
Oh come on its not THAT bad. I dont know what the cacophony was supposed to convey during the Wii Music presentation.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:25:40 PM
No.720464419
i want an hour of my life back, what a fucking waste of time
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:30:03 PM
No.720464834
>No new 3d mario
>No new IP
>No smash
>DLC galore
Yeah I'm thinking worst direct ever, even worse than that direct that was 50% farm sims and jrpgs.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:31:27 PM
No.720464972
I love power washing games but now that I have a power washer of my own not even that can save this dogshit direct.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:34:34 PM
No.720465276
>>720453167 (OP)
0/10
nothing new i cared about good thing i woke up late after the direct so i was able to skip forward
i did that for the majority of the direct
legit the only thing i got excited for was another air riders direct
im not buying a switch 2 for one game man
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:34:54 PM
No.720465313
>>720465608
Why did so many people buy the switch 2 no questions asked?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:35:01 PM
No.720465329
>>720465673
6-7/10 for me.
>hades 2 coming soon
>tomodachi life
>Pokopia looks kinda cute
>New FE that's not Engage-tier designed slop
>RE stuff coming to switch 2
>Stories 3
>MP4 looks good but wtf is the bike segment stuff.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:37:39 PM
No.720465608
>>720465313
FOMO and increasing prices.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:37:43 PM
No.720465614
Imagine having so much Fucking Nothing that your big announcement at the end is Fire Emblem lmao
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:38:13 PM
No.720465673
>>720465329
>>MP4 looks good but wtf is the bike segment stuff.
Indeed, unless the ball form is too slow. Good merchandising however.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:39:17 PM
No.720465769
>>720469196
>>720478341
How will he defend it?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:39:55 PM
No.720465836
>>720453167 (OP)
4/10
for an hour long direct. it was kinda disappointing
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:43:14 PM
No.720466187
I have to agree.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:43:47 PM
No.720466251
>>720466395
>>720463059
The mass market is already on PC, Steam alone Nintendo's numbers. PC is broadly useful and less expensive than consoles. People need to stop pretending you need some 5090. You can get a GPU that blows consoles out of the water for $350.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:45:04 PM
No.720466395
>>720466541
>>720466572
>>720466251
>You can get a GPU that blows consoles out of the water for $350.
Even my 3060 is getting long in the tooth.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:46:33 PM
No.720466541
>>720466807
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:47:01 PM
No.720466572
>>720466807
>>720466395
Your 3060 still crushes the glorified 1050 in the Switch 2.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:47:14 PM
No.720466595
>>720463184
Because this looks cool.
>>720463310
I prefer the term Down syndrome, thanks you very much.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 5:49:25 PM
No.720466807
>>720466541
My name's Peter.
>>720466572
I don't know about that.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 5:58:46 PM
No.720467704
>>720461157
It would unironically be wiser to just wait for whatever revision is coming for Switch 2 as nothing is a must play currently to warrant adopting early to avoid price hikes.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:01:35 PM
No.720467998
Was this the worst Direct ever? Like, wtf?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:11:18 PM
No.720468863
>>720453640
>Only From PVP on Switch wifi can save us
Are you insane, go invade in Dark Souls 1 and watch how the average connection behaves, Duskbloods is DOA
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:14:34 PM
No.720469196
>>720469768
>>720465769
he already preordered a cardboard virtual boy
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:16:51 PM
No.720469447
>>720470030
it started off strong but then it just kept sinking more and more
There was some sunshine here and there but it was mostly dark and grim
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 6:19:55 PM
No.720469768
>>720471429
>>720469196
Its 100 bones but I gotta get it.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:22:41 PM
No.720470030
>>720469447
>mario movie
>starting off strong
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:30:07 PM
No.720470751
I was expecting a new Lego Batman trailer. 5/10. Nothing really exciting.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:37:15 PM
No.720471429
>>720471464
>>720469768
100 DOLLAROOS FOR A PIECE OF PLASTIC YOU SLIDE YOUR SWITCH INTO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 6:37:46 PM
No.720471464
>>720471429
Its not. It has to provide the stereoscopic 3D somehow.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:45:43 PM
No.720472189
>>720472556
It's less bad than /v/ is making it to be but it's not the best.
We got more confirmation of games like P4.
And some unseen news like galaxy film.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:47:20 PM
No.720472343
>>720472498
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 6:48:58 PM
No.720472498
>>720472343
I agree I was being facetious while quoting Tophiachu.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:49:32 PM
No.720472556
>>720472189
>It's less bad than /v/ is making it to be but it's not the best.
It's unironically a whole lot worse than /v/ is making it out to be.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 6:50:32 PM
No.720472636
>>720473673
>>720473905
>was hyped up as the first switch 2 direct since the console reveal in April
>was an hour long
>showed absolutely fucking NOTHING aside from a few neat stuff
>only 3-4 actual new 1st/2nd party and none of them were intriguing enough except maybe Yoshi to sell you on the system
>paid dlc
>wasted its entire runtime on shovelware slop, sizzle reels and 3rd party games we ALREADY KNEW existed (looking at you RE)
>Virtual Boy seemed funny at first but it requires a whole ass controller to play and they added it before Wii or DS.
>Only the JP stream showed Mega Man while we ended up with rando filler shit
>The true big BIG heavy-hitters like the next 3D Mario, next mainline 3D Zelda or Smash 6 clearly wonβt be coming for a while
>Mario Kart World, the game that needed updates/expansions/DLC the most got fucking nothing
3/10, the holidays are upon us and Furukawa just doomed what was basically the consoleβs last chance at enticing people to buy a Switch 2 without any major 1st party releases.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:00:59 PM
No.720473658
>have withheld content ready at release
>announce DLC before the game is even out
>games are already 80 bucks
they are really trying to scam their fanbase out of every penny. I miss when a purchase meant getting the whole game.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 7:01:08 PM
No.720473673
>>720488304
>>720472636
>>Only the JP stream showed Mega Man while we ended up with rando filler shit
What was it? I'd pop if the Legends series made a come back.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:01:50 PM
No.720473746
>>720453167 (OP)
4/10
im only interested in Prime 4 and Hyrule Warrios, but both these games are announced since stone age, So they dont count. At least we got a date this time.
Im interest in FE, but it doesnt have the legs the be the main announcement
RE9 releasing at the same time as other platforms is nice, i even think this should have been the actual main announcement, but im 100% sure it will be a KWAB card (the other RE ports too), so this immediatly discards them for me
I knew a possibility for a 3d Mario as the 40th annyversary game was almost impossible, but i still was retarded enough to have faith in them, so im still dissapointed.
Nothing of the Mario, DK or Pokemon stuff remotely interest me, let alone the rest of squareslop and the other shovelware
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:03:37 PM
No.720473905
If this was a regular Direct, it'd be like a 4/10. But those Mario announcements bring the 40th anniversary celebration (and taking up so much of the start runtime with non-vidya) was disgraceful.
2/10; I'm only giving a point for the DQ7 remake.
>>720472636
>>The true big BIG heavy-hitters like the next 3D Mario, next mainline 3D Zelda or Smash 6 clearly wonβt be coming for a while
I was warning anons for a little while that their recent devtimes (especially with them starting to routinely take so long) have likely overlapped in a way that left some nasty gaps without their big hitters for a while. This Direct just confirmed that.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:07:20 PM
No.720474231
>>720453167 (OP)
10/10
bingtendo literally ACK'ing themselves
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:21:48 PM
No.720475612
>>720453167 (OP)
1/10. They killed off my interest in Prime 4, the ONLY thing that looks fun is replaying Mario Galaxy 2. But fuck that $70 price tag.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:23:36 PM
No.720475790
>>720453167 (OP)
>Bananza DLC Shadowdrop
>new Yoshi and it looks sweet
>Hades 2 full release
>sneak peek of Tomodachi Life's character creator
>New FE (3H prequel)!!!
>DQ7 remake
>Mario Tennis (I wish it was baseball)
>PokΓ©mon Crossing: New Horizons
>Mario Wonder DLC (possibly some single player)
>Galaxy 1 and 2 ($69.99 for both, $40 separately)
>Z-A day one DLC
>ACTION ROGUELIKE
>ROGUELIKE ADVENTURE
>Virtual Boy???
>Fatal Frame 2
>RE9 wasn't the ONE MORE THING
>Amiibos look good (will wait for a sale)
>Monster Hunter Stories 3 looks incredible
>Hyrule Warriors release date
6/10, but I completely understand why people are calling this the worst ever Direct though BAKUGAN BRAWL! IT'S A BIG BRAWL! BIG BRAWL! is still worst FE really helped the ending, but I couldn't help but feel underwhelmed. We should be seeing more technology-passing games, but we're getting mid-gen games. Splatoon Raiders should've been saved for this showing.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:25:18 PM
No.720475958
>>720499049
Don't want to cause i wish we got a Mario art-book with all of those newly showcased concept art pieces but no they are at a museum only
10/10
I never owned a single Nintendo console
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 7:26:14 PM
No.720476042
>>720476183
>>720475986
Nows the time to change that.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:27:33 PM
No.720476183
>>720476248
>>720476042
not interested in underpowered hybrid, maybe when they'll release proper home console (which is never since gimmicks print money)
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 7:28:09 PM
No.720476248
>>720476786
>>720476183
Nintendo has always ran on gimmicks.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:32:26 PM
No.720476656
>>720454243
>of all the games they could port
>virtual boy
they are trolling us right?
I guess they felt obligated to add SOMETHING without sacrificing any good games (because those can be sold separately at full price :) ). But at this point they may as well have added nothing at all. Literally just pissing money.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:33:43 PM
No.720476786
>>720476945
>>720477169
>>720476248
NES, SNES, 64 and GC weren't
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:35:21 PM
No.720476945
>>720477181
>>720476786
GameCube with its mini discs wasnβt a gimmick?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:35:49 PM
No.720477004
>>720477181
>>720475986
this is not an exclusive so you dont need one
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 7:37:26 PM
No.720477169
>>720477302
>>720476786
>64
Analog stick, rumble
>cube
Mini DVDs, possible offset sticks.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:37:34 PM
No.720477181
>>720476945
that's different kind of gimmick which doesn't affect me
>>720477004
I know, just wanted to make a point that I am massive DQ fan and not just a cultist tendie
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:38:48 PM
No.720477302
>>720477531
>>720477169
you know what I meant by gimmicks
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 7:41:01 PM
No.720477531
>>720477302
The Wii was great and was in the era where Nintendo was printing money.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:42:07 PM
No.720477651
>>720477780
2/10
i liked the danganronpa remake with the alternate scenario
and i guess the new fire emblem could be good
although everything else sucked
i sincerely hope that no one will buy the fucking 100$ virtual boy replica. or the 25$ cardboard. or any of the stupid fucking dlc's. or the overpriced galaxy ports.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:43:23 PM
No.720477780
>>720477651
oh, and fatal frame was neat.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:48:03 PM
No.720478214
>>720479875
>>720461157
how about we get rid of college instead of making it free, and we get rid of of Osha so more people die, especially blue collar men so the rest of us who survive final destination workplace get more chicks
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:48:14 PM
No.720478234
>>720478415
The entire famitsu thread is in shambles
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:49:09 PM
No.720478323
>>720461157
can you please go back to /pol/ you retarded fucking faggot
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:49:23 PM
No.720478341
>>720465769
he gets paid to play nintendie games
as long as he gets to play his mario and zelda he doesnβt give a fuck
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:50:17 PM
No.720478415
>>720478234
What are you talking about? The delusional fuckers think it's the best Direct ever and keep screaming about Eric.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:52:18 PM
No.720478591
>>720475986
the art style in this is so ass, VIII looked better on a shitty tv in 2006 the size of my foot
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:55:14 PM
No.720478850
Is this the thread?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:55:23 PM
No.720478868
>>720453167 (OP)
>ports ports paid DLC demakes ports paid DLC ports
Yeah, 1/10.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:56:22 PM
No.720478947
This is honestly possibly the worst direct they've ever done. I was excited for Metroid but what they showed today looked really bland and empty. I was also initially excited for Tomadachi Life but it looks like they may have possibly removed the Miitopia makeup customization. Yoshi might be good but I don't really have high hopes considering the track record of newer Yoshi games. I was hoping we'd at least get info on the Splatoon spin-off or maybe Switch 2 upgrades for Xenoblade X or Astral Chain. Bananza was one of my favorite games that I've played in the last few years but $20 for barely any content is atrocious. I thought it was really strange that Mario Kart World was more expensive than Donkey Kong but it all makes sense now. Nintendo scrapped the post game content in Donkey Kong just so they could sell the full game for $90. If this was one of their 30 minute directs I wouldn't be so pissed but I figured this was supposed to be their summer "E3" direct. Not only did they not show anything new or worthwhile but they straight up killed my hype for the couple of things I was looking forward to.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 7:58:33 PM
No.720479143
>>720453167 (OP)
If the rating directly corresponds to how much money I will be spending on Nintendo, maybe a -3/10, once I try actively selling their shit and getting rid of it.
What a stupendous fall from grace. Is this simple pride?
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 8:06:50 PM
No.720479875
>>720479891
>>720480213
>>720478214
>how about we get rid of college instead of making it free
I dont want society of dum-dums.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:06:52 PM
No.720479878
>>720480260
>>720453167 (OP)
didn't watch / 10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:07:06 PM
No.720479891
>>720480260
>>720479875
I don't want a longhouse
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:10:38 PM
No.720480213
>>720480391
>>720479875
>college makes people smarter
If only...
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 8:11:13 PM
No.720480260
>>720482263
>>720479891
What's that supposed to mean?
>>720479878
Why not? NoA had half a mil live viewers.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:11:22 PM
No.720480272
>drip feeding the fucking VIRTUAL BOY library
honestly the funniest shit I've seen in a while, holy shit this company is ass
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 8:12:34 PM
No.720480391
>>720481140
>>720480213
It does. I'd be smarter and wealthier if I could afford six figures for college and wouldn't be working at walmart for the past quarter century. Now I'm too old to start from the absolute bottom. Sucks.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:17:20 PM
No.720480839
>>720453167 (OP)
Money saved / 10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:19:19 PM
No.720481008
>>720454243
It was incredibly pathetic.
>no real 3rd party games or even ports of older ones ( Red Dead, Warhammer, KCD2).
>Not even upgrade of Switch games ( Witcher 3, Doom, KCD, Diablo ).
>Lowest tier 1st party ( Yoshi, Mario TΓͺnis)
>Overpriced re-release of Wii games
>Resurrected the fucking Virtual Boy
>Ends the show with Fire Emblem
I wasn't expecting much and it was still shit. At least Metroid is 2025, because holy shit, was a shitshow.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:19:53 PM
No.720481057
>>720453167 (OP)
there's no number low enough that can express how bad that direct was. Nintendo can go full merchant but I won't be entertaining it
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:21:00 PM
No.720481140
>>720481960
>>720480391
My criticisms of college aside, I highly recommend community college. It's the first two if not four years of college at almost zero cost and you'll actually meet people and gain skills for job advancement. I'm two semesters away from getting my CS associates and I have zero debt and some references for a resume.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:24:10 PM
No.720481387
10/10. After tendies hyped this shit up to high heaven itβs been a joy watching it all crash and burn.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:26:20 PM
No.720481575
>Metroid fell for the open world meme
>Koopalings added to Wonder
>$40 Wii games
>announce a book version of an in-game book that WON'T have the new bonus pages added to the games
>not even a full Mario movie trailer
>another shitty looking Yoshi game that deliberately runs at 10fps
>another half-baked Mario sports game that will die in a week
>no updates to Mario Kart World
>musou slop we knew about
>the Virtual Boy as if it has anything worth a shit (Virtual Wario Land is fucking boring)
>Nigger Emblem
>Pokemon DLC before the game is out
0/10
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 8:30:32 PM
No.720481960
>>720485917
>>720481140
I'll think about it when/if I'm able to not work full-time. Cant do both.
Anyone thought they were just trolling the entire direct?
Seriously they got a whole mario montage + Miyamoto to only announce some ports and DLC and the movie and some faggot yoshi then they got Koizumi playing with the fucking virtual boy and some powerwashing shit, then they ended with fucking Fire Emblem. .
It literally felt like a troll.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:33:38 PM
No.720482263
>>720482674
>>720483237
>>720480260
Not him but I didn't a new Direct was coming. It also probably was live pretty late for me.
Pic not related. I just wanted to post it.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:33:49 PM
No.720482273
>No super mario 35 revival dueing 40th anniversary despite porting a billion other things nobody cares about
>Movieslop
>Ports
>No new mainline mario game
>Another shitty yoshi game
>More fucking ports
>Pokemon
>Uh heres some DK dlc i guess
>Farm sim
> RE9 running at 240p
New FE and MP4 getting a date was legit the only things worth a damn, how the fuck did they waste an hour on this shit
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:36:16 PM
No.720482491
>>720482004
Don't forget pokemon being like
>We haven't release the game but we are making you pay dlc lol
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 8:38:18 PM
No.720482674
>>720483237
>>720482263
>Not him but I didn't a new Direct was coming
I cant blame you it was announced a few days ago.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:38:33 PM
No.720482707
>>720484232
Would've been fine for a direct in the middle of the new console's lifespan, but for the first direct since the Switch 2's release it was horrible
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:40:01 PM
No.720482856
>>720482004
Hey if anything it was a funny direct.
I was laughing at that shit.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:41:10 PM
No.720482962
Only thing that might have been good was the new FE, but
>Brown MC
>Not a single cute girl
What the FUCK were they thinking?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:41:48 PM
No.720483008
There's a new fire emblem but I can't be excited since it's modern fire emblem so that's very unfortunate.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:42:44 PM
No.720483091
>>720453167 (OP)
5/10
I don't particularly like Nintendo being abysmal dogshit, but I do enjoy tendies eating crow.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:43:07 PM
No.720483117
>>720483484
>>720462945
PC is the skeptic tank of gaming. Stop drinking their fecal juice.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:44:05 PM
No.720483202
>>720483506
>Resurrects Virtual Boy
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:44:27 PM
No.720483237
>>720483408
>>720482674
>>720482263
>a new
How the fuck did I do that?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:46:06 PM
No.720483386
>>720453167 (OP)
5/10. Its nothing special. Don't understand why people we're expecting Smash 6 though when Sakurai and Namco are working Kirby Air Riders
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 8:46:19 PM
No.720483408
>>720483237
Its alright we all make mistakes at times.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:47:00 PM
No.720483484
>>720483117
Only an absolute total utter fucking retard would think that, but I know you're just baiting.
>>720483202
>...... Are you sure this is a good idea Furukawa-san?
>Yeah just go into the cΓ‘mara as you hold the virtual boy that we haven't used in 30 years!
>They will love it!
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:49:28 PM
No.720483713
>>720483764
>>720483506
I will never forgive what this fucking corporation has done to Koizumi.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:49:59 PM
No.720483764
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:52:42 PM
No.720483991
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:55:34 PM
No.720484232
>>720482707
Exactly. They needed a base of strong heavy hitter games to start piling this kind of mediocre shit on top of. This being the foundation of the system is basically sounding the alarms for the rest of the system. Fire Emblem being the "one more thing" reveal is also a huge red flag, because it means that they really don't have a big hitter like a new mainline Zelda or Super Mario ready anytime soon. Which is just unfuckingthinkable for a Nintendo system's first year.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:56:37 PM
No.720484329
>>720453167 (OP)
No Monolith Soft, all the 3rd party games either look like shit and/or run like shit, celebrating Mario's 40th anniversary with years-late ports sold at full price, a shitty movie and paid friendslop DLC, METROID ON MOTORCYCLES and fucking VIRTUAL BOY LABO
0/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:56:49 PM
No.720484343
>>720484556
>>720482004
This is real. Nintendo is actually charging decade old games for $40 each
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:58:08 PM
No.720484475
>>720485917
>>720486383
>Bubsy is back
>now The Virtual boy is back
The horse semen of gayming apocalypse are there. Only 2 left before it's truely mariover...
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:59:09 PM
No.720484556
>>720484701
>>720484343
how much for a wii mini and those 2 games in used version?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:59:21 PM
No.720484578
>>720484716
>>720483506
The eye bags say it all.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:59:36 PM
No.720484603
The amount of people claiming this was a good direct is shocking. What the fuck was announced that actually mattered all we good were animal crossing/started valley rip offs and more details on shit that was already announced. Im supposed to be amazed by a fucking fire emblem announcement? Fuck off.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:00:01 PM
No.720484639
Mario multiplayer and DK DLC looked fun but overpriced. I had a Switch and gave it away after a year or two. Won't even be buying a Switch 2.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 9:00:39 PM
No.720484701
>>720484556
Probably a lot as gamestop is selling Wii Sports, a pack-in title, loose, for $45
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:00:47 PM
No.720484716
>>720484578
He looked fucking livid during the whole thing. I expect miyamoto to be on his last years but he and the illumination guys looked miserable
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:01:09 PM
No.720484751
>>720484927
>>720453167 (OP)
Unironically 7/10 due to the absolute crazy game roster they showed. Bravo Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:03:10 PM
No.720484927
>>720484751
1 hour and only 2 real new exclusive, the rest being ports/remake/multiplats. Most of this should have been in the partner direct. How the FUCK could the not give us a new Splatoon trailer. Even 10 seconds of cinematics squids would have done the job.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:12:53 PM
No.720485917
>>720481960
Online course makes the work/school balance easier, though I personally prefer in-person classes. There are also night classes if that works.
>>720484475
>the N-gage is the red horsemen
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:17:59 PM
No.720486383
>>720489702
>>720484475
Imagine if Hydlide makes a comeback
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:39:55 PM
No.720488304
>>720473673
Starforce collection
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:55:06 PM
No.720489678
>>720491028
>>720475986
As a huge DQfan I'd rather just get XII honestly
I'll never complain about more DQ but there's nothing special Switch 2 offers here
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:55:21 PM
No.720489702
>>720486383
And it ends up being a better Zelda than anything Nintendo's put out in the past decade.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:01:06 PM
No.720490212
>>720490763
>mario tennis
Didn't we just get one of these? Who the fuck is buying them?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:02:38 PM
No.720490341
>>720490421
8/10
Unlike the ungrateful spergs in this threat, I actually am looking forward to a few games here.
Super excited for Monster Hunter Stories 3 especially, and also cant wait to play Pokemon Z-A + DLC with my girlfriend
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:03:26 PM
No.720490421
>>720490341
good morning sar
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:05:43 PM
No.720490652
>>720491289
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:06:59 PM
No.720490763
>>720490212
Worse it's a mario tennis who's gimmick is the fucking annoying babies versions.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:08:02 PM
No.720490856
the fucking virutal boy lmao
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:08:33 PM
No.720490895
>>720453167 (OP)
Didn't watch, glad I didn't since they're repeating their WiiU flop era.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:08:52 PM
No.720490930
i want to FUCK her
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:10:15 PM
No.720491028
>>720493630
>>720489678
12 is clearly in super dev hell at this point which is why we've been getting all these remakes.
I doubt we're going to see 12 for a few more years.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:13:31 PM
No.720491289
>>720490652
>the Nintendo switch 2 subreddit agrees with me
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:13:42 PM
No.720491312
>[Thing] Switch 2 port
>[Thing] Remake
>[Switch 1 game] Switch 2 edition
>[Thing] paid dlc
>[Unreleased Thing] paid dlc
>Virtual Boy again
>Virtual Boy Cardboard Edition
>Movie about game
>Muesum about game
>Amusement Park about game
>Book about game
>Danganronpa 2 2
>Direct announcement about future part 2 of a direct
>Farm sim
>Nintendo IP is now⦠Open World??
So this is Nintendo at the top
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:13:51 PM
No.720491321
>>720453167 (OP)
2/10
I like the Mario Galaxy amiibos.
Thats all I got.
I'd be strongly considering the rope if I bought a Switch 2 right now.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:15:21 PM
No.720491449
Best part is now i can read rosa's backstory as a real book.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:15:32 PM
No.720491461
>>720492491
>>720453167 (OP)
I was going to say 4/10 because prime finally got a release date but holy fuck the motorcycle killed my excitement for the game. It is an admission the game is going to be bigger and emptier for the sake of being bigger.
At least we are getting pokemon dragon quest builders which is something closer to what I have wanted for years. So 3/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:19:15 PM
No.720491808
>>720453167 (OP)
Remakes and ports and ports of remakes and shit we are not going to advertise and release to die like Yoshi/10
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:20:14 PM
No.720491898
>>720492802
>>720453167 (OP)
I don't watch prerecorded slop.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:27:04 PM
No.720492491
>>720495283
>>720491461
>It is an admission the game is going to be bigger and emptier for the sake of being bigger.
weird nonsense.
Breakroom
!!yCDTB+C6DRw
9/12/2025, 10:30:13 PM
No.720492802
>>720491898
Why not? Live flubs is how we got here.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:39:25 PM
No.720493630
>>720493987
>>720491028
Yeah, honestly starting to get very worried about how it'll turn out with how long it's taking
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:40:24 PM
No.720493717
>>720483506
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:43:16 PM
No.720493987
>>720493630
With how long it's been I'm pretty sure they probably quietly completely scrapped and restarted development and some point.
Probably after their action games started to flounder.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:54:53 PM
No.720495004
>>720453640
Isn't that the multiplayer only fromaoft game?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:55:42 PM
No.720495086
>deleted notifications and avoided /v/ like the plague so I can watch the direct after work without getting spoiled
>go home, watch the direct
>paid DLC
>remasters, remakes, Switch 2 versions of old games out the ass
>virtual FUCKING boy, and a fucking carsboard addon
>nu fire emblem closed the direct
>literally the shitposter spamming ENJOY YOUR REMAKES/REMASTERS/FARMING SIMULATORS yesterday was right
>mfw
The ditto game was cute but not worth switch 2 purchase
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 10:58:12 PM
No.720495283
>>720498891
>>720492491
It isn't but you have to have a brain to understand relativity so I will give you a pass
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:22:07 PM
No.720497210
>>720461289
>Stop not liking what I like
Take your own advice.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:33:23 PM
No.720498052
>>720498972
>>720454243
They should have remade the 2D generations of Pokemon some time ago.
Even just from a business perspective Johto and Hoenn would sell like hotcakes.
They should abandon Mario since they've fucked it allowing Hollyjews to touch it, that IP is dead.
They've burned goodwill with the retarded patenting they just put in recently a la Nemesis System.
Nintendo is fucked and will be bought by Sony by 2027. Sony will then get bought by Microsoft or more likely Amazon and we'll have new console wars, without any good IP. thanks shareholders. Great job jewing.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.720498221
>>720456683
Shame him enough and he should self -checkout, it's in their programming.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:44:52 PM
No.720498891
>>720495283
>I am not dumb mom say I am smart *shits self*
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:45:53 PM
No.720498972
>>720499138
>>720498052
bro, your let's go pikachu/eve???
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:47:07 PM
No.720499049
>>720475958
This, what a fucking shame they didn't bother making an artbook for it. Fucking nip jews. Killed off all the hype I had for the rest of the direct.
>Too bad! We will throw our concept art back into our vault as soon as we make way for the next thing to replace it in our museum
I hope the Switch 2 crashes hard in sales, atleast the PS5 will have "one" (ONE) more game up its sleeve and once that releases to lukewarm reviews then I can safely say that this might be the worst console generation yet. Can't believe that we got to the point where the selection of consoles is a white toaster that still has NO games until next year, a mediocre console upgrade at best with meh first party games at full price that bootlickers will gladly defend and a dead console that their owner discarded long ago after dropping all exclusives. Don't forget about the layoffs anon!
Where the fuck are we going?
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:48:37 PM
No.720499138
>>720499198
>>720499445
>>720498972
Not an actual entry. Shameless bullshit to try and extend their core demographic same as the mobile game. The amount of fucking women and shitters who play that crap and therefore gave them reason to focus on it is insane. That shit already existed as Ingress anyone, and nobody played it, proving it's just the skin of pokemon dragged over a different game that hooked people.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:49:40 PM
No.720499198
>>720499138
*anyway. Phone posting faggot, my bad.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:53:10 PM
No.720499445
>>720500472
>>720499138
>It doesn't coun't because I wanted to complain first
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:54:14 PM
No.720499518
>>720456104
It's for kids anon. Kids love that shit. I went over to my brother's as his kid was watching it and he was singing along to the Peaches song. We have to face that just because we were here first, we're no longer the target audience. Which is weird, 'cause barely any kids I know have a Switch or Switch 2, and the one or two that I DO know just use it to play Fortnite and Minecraft. They don't give two shits about anything else.
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 11:59:16 PM
No.720499901
>>720500114
>>720462891
Unironically yes. Iwata is dead and Reggie fucked off, the new guys are all about money. Which is what a business is supposed to do I guess. These new guys know they can squeeze a shit ton of money out of Nintendo fans and that the majority of them will squeal like pigs and ask for more ways to give them even more money. I can guarantee Iwata and Reggie would've made that Switch 2 Welcome Tour game a free pack in if they were still around.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:02:20 AM
No.720500114
>>720499901
>the new guys are all about money
Nigger, quit pretending Iwata wasn't horrendously anti-consumer with his original stance on region locked games and Reggie wasn't literally the face of marketing. They both enabled the shit we have now. Iwata wanted to get into mobile games. Reggie was for catering to casuals. They both wanted VC to be replaced by a subscription service.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:07:01 AM
No.720500472
>>720503967
>>720499445
Great rebuttal, you fucking ameoba.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:08:44 AM
No.720500610
>>720500861
>>720501306
Am I the only one who's worried the Yoshi game will be developed by Arzest again who also made Yoshi's New Island? It screams low budget which totally represents their past games. I don't dislike the storybook artstyle but knowing them they'd copied Yoshi's Story since they already took notes from Yoshi's Island's artstyle and that game was made after it.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:12:13 AM
No.720500861
>>720501240
>>720500610
Yoshi games ever since the DS only exist to try some new mechanic or artstyle, gameplay quality is not their priority
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:16:46 AM
No.720501240
>>720500861
A part of me wants another studio to try putting their own twist on the Yoshi's Island formula by going back to the 16-bit crayon artbook style. The newer Yoshi games don't stand out that much even if they look better. SNES styled graphics have a lot of soul and nothing can top Yoshi's Island for me.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:17:35 AM
No.720501306
>>720500610
Arzest/Artoon has fucked off from Yoshi after New Island, they had nothing to do with Wooly World or the arts and crafts game I can't remember the title of because it was that mid.
I doubt Nintendo is going to give them the time of day on this one. It'll be bad on its own merits.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:40:10 AM
No.720503071
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:52:37 AM
No.720503967
>>720500472
>reality check is a rebuttal
no it's reality.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:55:09 AM
No.720504131
Anyone who still cares about Mario should kill themselves.