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Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:56:18 PM No.720461391 [Report] >>720462301 >>720462696 >>720463172 >>720465462 >>720465562 >>720470723 >>720471121 >>720473719 >>720474329
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>stomps on the corpses of the "Nintendo hates Rare DK" crowd
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:58:58 PM No.720461702 [Report] >>720462135
It's not a 1:1 copy of the dk64 dk isle so I hate it
Also I'm not paying $40 or whatever the fuck to access it
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:01:49 PM No.720462025 [Report] >>720462135
That'll be $49.99
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:02:42 PM No.720462135 [Report] >>720462265 >>720463475 >>720470406 >>720470769 >>720470948 >>720475449
>>720461702
>>720462025
it's 20 bucks
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:03:55 PM No.720462265 [Report]
>>720462135
still too much
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:04:13 PM No.720462301 [Report] >>720475449
>>720461391 (OP)
Oh wow, 20 dollar dlc for a game that just came out that I can fully explore in under 20 minutes. A dollar a minute sounds about right. I can’t wait to punch through the rocks and do nothing else
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:08:11 PM No.720462696 [Report]
>>720461391 (OP)
I see it more as Nintendo does not what to do with DK based on the previous 2 games so do what Rare was doing because people seemed to liked that.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:13:34 PM No.720463172 [Report] >>720474180 >>720474404
>>720461391 (OP)
this doesn't even look as big as most of the other levels. unless theres a deep cave system or a whole ass other island this looks like shit, even worse than the peach's castle level in odyssey. and that was at least part of the base game
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:16:21 PM No.720463475 [Report]
>>720462135
I don't believe you
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:16:27 PM No.720463487 [Report] >>720463648
where's tiny kong
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:18:00 PM No.720463648 [Report]
>>720463487
Doing coke with Funky Kong
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:36:12 PM No.720465462 [Report]
>>720461391 (OP)
>New stage is all about selling out to the evil guys and destroying your home island just to get some emeralds to fill your boss' pockets
OOK OOK, ME PART OF THE BUSINESS, ME IMPORTANT!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:37:08 PM No.720465562 [Report] >>720468989
>>720461391 (OP)
is Candy Kong there
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 5:37:43 PM No.720465615 [Report]
No Lankey, Kiddy or Chunky, no buy
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:12:28 PM No.720468989 [Report] >>720469907 >>720470272 >>720470560 >>720470626 >>720470995 >>720472818
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>>720465562
Yes. As a picture.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:21:19 PM No.720469907 [Report]
>>720468989
>nerfed her tits

Nintendo has gone woke
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:24:58 PM No.720470272 [Report]
>>720468989
>Changing the model a little bit
Fair enough, looked a bit wonky, as did a lot of the models in the game.
>No tits at all
CROSSED THE LINE
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:26:20 PM No.720470406 [Report] >>720470605
>>720462135
$20 for a single area is hideously ovepriced.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:28:06 PM No.720470560 [Report] >>720470621
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>>720468989
lookin' good
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:28:34 PM No.720470605 [Report]
>>720470406
I'd agree, but it also comes with Slay the Spire mode for several levels. Still shouldn't have been DLC.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:28:45 PM No.720470621 [Report]
>>720470560
Jeses fuck
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:28:48 PM No.720470626 [Report]
>>720468989
This is the best she has ever looked
>but her tits-
Again, the best she has ever looked
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:29:49 PM No.720470723 [Report]
>>720461391 (OP)
...by taking DK and making a mario game with him?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:30:20 PM No.720470769 [Report]
>>720462135
20 dollars more than it should be
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:32:11 PM No.720470948 [Report]
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>>720462135
>nostalgia
>rogue slop
>20$
LOL
LMAO EVEN
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:32:49 PM No.720470995 [Report]
>>720468989
shit, they made candy into bananza style before lily could do it!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:34:04 PM No.720471121 [Report] >>720473865 >>720475048
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>>720461391 (OP)
Remember the only source for "Nintendo/Miyamoto hates Rare" is this fucking book, nothing was corroborated by anybody that worked there at the time who have no incentive to not talk about Nintendo or Rare after the fact, and it gets so much wrong on other topics there's no reason to believe it's true.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:36:10 PM No.720471336 [Report]
It's always fun watching /v/irgins chimp out more than the actual monkeys after every Nintendo Direct.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 6:52:13 PM No.720472818 [Report]
>>720468989
texture very good saar!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:00:25 PM No.720473590 [Report]
Okay, but are Chunky, Tiny, and Lanky present?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:01:39 PM No.720473719 [Report]
>>720461391 (OP)
Nintendo did hate rare.
It's just the ones making the decisions all died/got replaced by people who only care about money and they view it as easy money to cater to rare DKC.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:03:13 PM No.720473865 [Report]
>>720471121
Bananza confirms the story
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:06:43 PM No.720474180 [Report]
>>720463172
There was no reason they couldn't make the level bigger.
Paying $20 DLC for a level smaller than the average "small" level of the games is a fucking joke.
The flat plain and beach levels look bigger than this and they were the shortest levels in the game outside the meme racing level.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.720474329 [Report]
>>720461391 (OP)
DK Isle was in Returns and Tropical Freeze. It's not a Rare-only thing.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:09:03 PM No.720474404 [Report] >>720474663
>>720463172
You can play the new rogue-like mode on the old levels.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:11:48 PM No.720474663 [Report]
>>720474404
>couldn't even make DK Island a worthwhile level so they just threw its mechanics into the old content and called it a day
Based lazy Nintendo.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:16:09 PM No.720475048 [Report]
>>720471121

>Foreward by Peter Molyneux

subtle way of saying this shit is full of lies
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 7:20:18 PM No.720475449 [Report]
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>>720462135
>>720462301
>its real
fuck offf
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/donkey-kong-bananza-dk-island-and-emerald-rush-70050000062442-switch-2/