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Why didn't Ruafo seal Ganondorf and then murder him while he was sealed?
Why did the Guardians stop calamity-ing things after Ganon was locked in an ambiguous hundred year long battle?
How did Zelda even fight Ganon for a hundred years?
Why didn't she age?
How did Zelda's draconification reverse?
How did the Master Sword even get in her dragon forehead?
Why did the Divine Beasts never actually do anything despite being under Phantom Ganons' control?
Why do monsters not actually do anything horrific or monster-like outside of the prologue?
Why do all of the racial tribes answer the call or even interact with each other when they're completely independent socioeconomic states?
What was Rhoam Bospheratfu Phosphprus Hyrule's tax policy?
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