Thread 720481186

LMAO

it's the dk64 design dingaling

>>720481186 (OP)
It looks good EXCEPT that they killed her boobs, artists will fix that though...

>the monkey doesn't have tits bawww

neck yourself

For a character that hasn't been seen in almost 2 decades, this is honestly not bad and the design even looks better in some regards.

Remember what they did to Tawna in only a few years after her return.

>>720481186 (OP)
>>720481239

>>720481186 (OP)
Now bring up her design in DK64

>cries when they stop using Rare designs
>cries when they use Rare designs
Country secondaries don't actually like Donkey Kong.

>>720481186 (OP)
>>720481239
>>720481498

>>720481581
yes we don't like miyamoto kong

>>720481639
Miyamoto derangement syndrome.

>>720481186 (OP)
This is so weird. First Rouge, now Candy.

>>720481186 (OP)
She's hebe now, even better.

>>720481961
this, it's set in the past retards
pauline is still a kid

>>720481186 (OP)
>>720481609
Literally the only difference is the lack of boobs.

>>720481186 (OP)
BBC

>>720481186 (OP)
>cant even bother to compare it to the right design
quality ragebait, are you going to start spamming wokey kong now

>>720482134
pauline is lady’s granddaughter too

>>720482271
Reminds me of people comparing the D2R Amazon to 3d rendered concept art.

>>720481581
Raresnoys never liked Nintendo.

>>720482214
Why are you thinking of baboon penis?

>>720481186 (OP)
retarded faggot

>Has shorts with actual texture that still define figure
>Ugly human feet covered up
>Bangs a million times more erotic
>Cute walkman/headphones to reinforce singing gimmick
>Loose crop top shirt that still gives implications of large breasts
Left is better, sadly if you're a porn obsessed /pol/ fag anything that doesn't look like some repulsive sex blow-up doll is somehow getting 'censored' by woke demons.

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>>720481961
its literally just her DK64 design because its set in the past

Nobody ever gave a shit about Candy. Bring back Tiny you cowards

>>720481186 (OP)
They had to redesign it because this is Paulines last costumne when you 100% the Island

>>720481186 (OP)
Im surprised they havent completely retconned her out of ever appearing, but yeah, its the 64 design completely dried of its sex appeal, very current year.

I wonder if society wil ever become sex positive again, or we will become fully 1984, where the idea of even a sign of lusst will be deemed as vile and all that sexual energy stored on people will be used to attack government's strawmans.

It's very easy to tell which anons here are just tourists looking for outragebait to shitpost about.

>>720481186 (OP)
SonyCHAD here, what's wrong with the new design?

>>720481186 (OP)
DK forced Candy to start dressing more modestly and be a tradwife

>>720481421
Remember, this is just Toys for Bob's OC they were pushing to replace Crash.

>>720481186 (OP)
Why is she so flat?

>>720492768
>posting like a teenage girl

>>720481961
THIS
Nintendo has done it again

>>720481186 (OP)
They covered her completely up... even her feet!

>>720492393
Tiny kong drank all her breast milk to get large

>>720492595
all these versions of candy smothering bonanza pauline

>>720481186 (OP)
I'm honestly surprised they brought her back at all, really seems like a character nintendo would rather bury

>>720481186 (OP)
>I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THESE APE TITS

For your own sake, go outside. Please.

>>720498998
Bottom line, demonizing heteronormativity.
BlackRock shill.

I liked that one fan redesign that gave her a sleeveless jacket.

>>720481186 (OP)
>implying you wouldn't
https://files.catbox.moe/k162a0.jpg

>takes off her shoes
>immediately far more attractive

>>720486852
>its literally just her DK64 design because its set in the past
That makes no sense, unless we are assuming Donkey Kong and his friends are all elderly by the time Mario and Pauline are adults.

>>720481186 (OP)
I'll be honest i can't tell if they reduced them or not because the shirt looks too baggy

>>720482203
The tits are there thoughbeit

>>720481186 (OP)
>Is... is that a pair of breasts? A natural occuring part of female anatomy? Grr... Such blasphemy! We must remove them! Think of the children!

>Also let's make guns more publicly available in the country even though one of our stooges got necked.

>>720492151
Their excuse with making her a parallel universe version of the original always rub me the wrong way especially when You never see the original in the game and in the subsequent party game, nu-Tawna is also the only Tawna present

>>720502558
Nice try danger hair.

>>720502286
Also it's a drawing, not a render. I'm not sure if Candy will ever actually be used again beyond reference bait. In the original she was the save mechanic and then 64 she gave you musical instruments and extra melons. That style of progression is long dead and gone as games today are more streamlined. Perhaps she would appear in a DK party game but I don't know if we'll get one of those for a while.

>>720502590
Because it's a blatant dogshit excuse for them to shoehorn in toothbrush hair feminist version instead.

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>>720481961
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>>720486332
>>720502443

>Literally the only difference is the lack of boobs.

>>720501709
>there are people who unironically find this stupid looking face, hot

>>720502590
Because its complete bullshit. They wanted to make Tawna a lesbian girlboss, that is all.

>Pozzed designs
> >:(
>Pozzed designs, Nintendo
> :)

>>720498998
>I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THESE APE TITS

For me, it's Tiny Kong

>>720503046
I do, it's the sense of suction from her lips that the pose conveys.

>>720503854
demented monkey sex...
DEMENTED MONKEY SEX

>>720503861
>finding this hot

>>720504357
Now have them wrapped around a dick and we are in business.

>>720503046
In this case it is because she's got huge kong jaws so it's believable

>>720481186 (OP)
Shame about the tits, but left is better than right because she no longer has the fugly face and hair. She actually looks cute now

>>720481239
They merged both designs together

Bananza Candy sucks
DK should dump her ass and mating press Poppy instead

>>720505187
How did Nintendo get away with calling a black woman a monkey

>>720505285
I mean if I was a monkey right now, I would be offended

>>720502590
Reminder they have at least 1 known gay bara furfag on their team. They're responsible for the dragon designs in spyro 1, and dingodile in crash 4.

>>720481421
This should've been AU Tawna

>>720481186 (OP)
why does Nintendo hate footfags?

>>720506361
Nintendo hates fun

>>720506361
you aren't a true footfag if you like the pic on the right's feet

>>720505084
I see no trace of the paon design

>>720481186 (OP)
>>720481239
>>720481609
Huh, so it is.

>>720502590
It was such a cowardly move. "Alternate version" indeed. It was an excuse to replace Tawna with more GURL POWER and give themselves plausible deniability. But the intent is so obvious, nobody should have ever fallen for it (though even anons here did).

>>720481186 (OP)
She looks cuter now.

>>720505187
This design is unreasonably attractive to me.

>>720481186 (OP)
Fake fan

>>720502590
They only made her an alternate Tawna so they could replace the original without messing with the original.

>>720481186 (OP)
>>720481609
I think Candy is now the only Kong with fur at their stomach instead of just skin. Even Dixie in this game is like normal. How does that work

>>720516021
Tummy censorship

>>720481186 (OP)
Footfags lost a war today.

>>720505614
KINO

>>720502776
>extra melons
tee hee, melons

>>720481716
If that ain't black-coded I dunno what is.

>>720486332
So true sis!

>>720509839
She's very feminine.
You are attracted to that.

>>720481186 (OP)
I unironically like the new design over the previous ones.

>>720481186 (OP)
>>720481716
>>720481609
>>720492393
>>720492595

>>720516548
then you'll be sad to know that's actual crash 4 concept art
they decided to not go with that design
because they needed a BADASS girlboss Tawna

>>720481186 (OP)
>People don't know Candy's best design.

It's a pretty faithful redesign

>>720505285
It's okay because she's Fr*nch

>>720481186 (OP)
New design is better
The old one just looks like a streetwalker

>>720481186 (OP)
somebody remake this with Candy and Lanky, I'm too lazy

Candy was never good.

>>720516464
her big ass shoes make me more interested in seeing what's inside.

>>720481186 (OP)

Id let her raid my Banana Hoard if you know what I mean

>>720492595

Return to monke

>>720499541

Theres many layers to this

>>720503046

This. Im a coomer by the book and this meme face never did it for me. Its not even quality 34.

>>720482203
Their just less distinct

From the lighting their still there

>>720519702

French are quintessentially animals anyway. Frogs, Monkeys, same difference.

>>720481186 (OP)
left looks way better but i just jerked off 10 minutes ago

>>720517505
Oh... :(

>>720509717
I''ll be blunt I've hated Girl Power Shit forever. As soon as I see a Tough Woman bullshit like in old shit like Flinstones or Girls Are Smart like in Scooby Doo I get angry. If men truly are as stupid and cowardly as media likes to portray then humanity would have died thousands of years ago. And fuck any continuing stereotypes of Pro Jewish Feminism and Girl Boss Shit.

And one other thing damn Nintendo for embracing this shit in Mario Odyssey and the Mario Bros Movie. I already will not watch the new movie and one other thing since this is a DK thread may Seth Rogen die painfully because he is NOT DK.

>>720519527
Her best design has always been fan art. And given the way Nintendo is all about Disney Gay Family Friendly Wannabe Disney say goodbye to female sexiness.

I resent what they will do to Samus in Metroid Prime 4. Probably make her uglier. And I don't want to imagine what they would do to Krystal.

>>720503854
Good taste

Poppy is honestly the hottest kong girl now, but all of her art sucks dick.