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Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:32:21 PM No.720487649 >>720488321 >>720488649 >>720489972 >>720490545 >>720490649 >>720490709 >>720490774 >>720491330 >>720492094 >>720493785 >>720494167 >>720495343 >>720495906 >>720497563 >>720498938 >>720499885
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>tendies will pay 80 dollars for this
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:33:40 PM No.720487776
And this was after they scrapped production and started all over with Retro
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:40:06 PM No.720488321 >>720490649 >>720490649
>>720487649 (OP)
new pokemon game looking good
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:40:09 PM No.720488325 >>720488557 >>720490649 >>720493019
open world is antithetical to metroid
holy shit this is a disaster
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:42:56 PM No.720488557 >>720493806
>>720488325
Not necessarily, in fact Metroid and Zelda were the first open world games - your progress only gated by items you need to solve puzzles.
The real problem is modern open world games are empty and devoid of content.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:43:57 PM No.720488649
>>720487649 (OP)
Nintendo could sell their games for $160 and they'll still buy them
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:46:31 PM No.720488884 >>720490649 >>720490741
The worst part of this is being an actual Metroid fan. Nintendo cultists are going to slurp this up and call anyone critical a hater, when it's just objectively awful looking.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 9:58:29 PM No.720489972 >>720490190
>>720487649 (OP)
>Samus racing through the PS5 library.bmp
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:00:52 PM No.720490190 >>720490469 >>720490851 >>720491034
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>>720489972
The PS5 had more exclusives on release than the Switch 2's entire 3 month existence
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:03:49 PM No.720490469
>>720490190
Yeah but remember the PS3 meme shut up I love Nintendo
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:04:35 PM No.720490545
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>>720487649 (OP)
ah yes, voldun in world of warcraft. very fun zone. graphics have aged for sure, but it still looked pretty decent for an ancient mmo game with a crappy engine from 2002. man time flies its already 10 years old. what does voldun from wow have to do with tendies, OP? am i missing something?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:05:41 PM No.720490649
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>>720487649 (OP)
>>720488321
>>720488325
>>720488884
>>720488321
Go fuck yourself, Eric.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:06:22 PM No.720490709
>>720487649 (OP)
Behold, the Oasis of Switch 2 Games
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:06:43 PM No.720490741 >>720490978
>>720488884
>actual Metroid fan
This is going to be the best-selling Metroid game ever and you will seethe about it into your grave, snoy.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:07:06 PM No.720490774 >>720493904
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>>720487649 (OP)
Looking pretty awesome at 4K 60fps..

Troons gonna seethe until now until December.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:07:57 PM No.720490851
>>720490190
A PS3 game, a game nobody bought or played, the worst selling spiderman game, and the lbp game that killed the series

Bravo sony
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:09:32 PM No.720490978 >>720491254
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>>720490741
Thanks I'm going to hold onto this one for later
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:10:20 PM No.720491034 >>720491284 >>720491498 >>720492687
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>>720490190
>Spider-Man port

Kek by this logic Switch 2 has THREE of the Top 5 highest rated games of the Year.

FOUR when Metroid Prime 4 releases.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:13:10 PM No.720491254 >>720495484
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>>720490978
>ditto
I'll be looking forward to you and other cubies getting BTFO, snoy.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:13:29 PM No.720491284
>>720491034
DELETE THIS
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:13:56 PM No.720491330
>>720487649 (OP)
>stuck on development hell for almost the entire Switch lifetime
>best they can come up with is another open world with a bike in it
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:15:58 PM No.720491498 >>720492196
>>720491034
>two ports
>two multiplats
>only one exclusive
>S-Switch won!
Why are console kiddies like this?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:17:20 PM No.720491627 >>720491804
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>cant even match graphics fidelity and stylistic quality of PS3 games like journey
insanely grim. these games used to be at the forefront of graphics. what happened?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:19:12 PM No.720491804 >>720491923 >>720492012 >>720493995
>>720491627
Journey sucked ass tho
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:20:31 PM No.720491923 >>720491976
>>720491804
did you have breakfast this morning?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:21:13 PM No.720491976
>>720491923
Yah, a pop tart and banana
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:21:32 PM No.720492012 >>720492067
>>720491804
what would you do if you had breakfast this morning?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:22:14 PM No.720492067 >>720492162
>>720492012
I did have breakfast this morning
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:22:27 PM No.720492094
>>720487649 (OP)
BoTW literally killed video games
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:23:15 PM No.720492162 >>720492248
>>720492067
what would you do if you didnt have breakfast this morning?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:23:38 PM No.720492196 >>720492826 >>720492934
>>720491498
Why would anyone buy any other system over Switch 2?

PS5 and Shitbox are literally GTA VI machines and nothing more.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:24:16 PM No.720492248
>>720492162
I’d be hungry
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:29:03 PM No.720492687 >>720493079
>>720491034
Except that those are not new games and the games I did list are. Are you low IQ? did you get dropped in the head as a toddler?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:30:18 PM No.720492814
>Lmao a movie game
>Lmao a walking simulator
>Lmao ubisoft tier open world sandbox meme
>Lmao Nintendo exclusive template
Tendies and their games...
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:30:29 PM No.720492826 >>720493026
>>720492196
The Switch 2 is a duskbloods machine and nothing more? why would you buy it when PS5 can play every new game
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:31:36 PM No.720492934 >>720493148
>>720492196
I'd get a PC like someone with a brain who's also not a cuck to pay to use their own internet
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:32:30 PM No.720493019
>>720488325
It was also to Dark Souls. Shame that pelple ate it up.
DaS3's graphics are better, more unique and the game somehow feels less empty.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:32:31 PM No.720493026 >>720493609 >>720494084
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>>720492826
Switch 2 can play every PS5 game and has Nintendo games AND is a hybrid system.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:33:16 PM No.720493079 >>720493695 >>720494169
>>720492687
>Two sequels
>A remake
Wew lads you consoletoddlers are so cringe. Come to PC
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:34:04 PM No.720493148 >>720493430 >>720493812 >>720499995
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>>720492934
>I'd get a PC

Imagine paying $4000 to sit at a desk to play video games.

LMFAOO thank fuck I get pussy regularly.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:37:12 PM No.720493430
>>720493148
Imagine paying sony to use your own internet
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:39:10 PM No.720493609
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>>720493026
>Switch 2 can play every PS5 game
>at 25fps 540p upscaled
yeah no thanks
>AND is a hybrid system.
No it's not. it's a portable with a dock that acts like a laptop charger with HDMI output
If the switch was an actual hybrid the Dock would have a dedicated GPU in it
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:40:12 PM No.720493695
>>720493079
>Come to PC
I already have 2 computers
Why the fuck would I play my games on spreadsheeting machines
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:41:09 PM No.720493785
>>720487649 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:41:22 PM No.720493806
>>720488557
You are fucking retarded, how is the first Metroid comparable to a 3D open world?

And I don't give a fuck what first Zelda was, guess what, it was 8 bits but I don't see anyone asking for a fucking 8 bit zelda.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:41:24 PM No.720493812
>>720493148
>4k for a PC
So on top of Ninty scamming you, so is your local best buy
>thank fuck I get pussy regularly
Your hand doesn't count nigger
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:42:23 PM No.720493904
>>720490774
Who is going to tell her?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:43:24 PM No.720493995 >>720495127
>>720491804
Almost as much as the new Metroid LOL
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:44:28 PM No.720494084
>>720493026
Nice, I love to play DS remake or spiderman on the go :)
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:45:17 PM No.720494167 >>720494816
>>720487649 (OP)
>zelda open world
>poketurd slop open world
>mario kart open world
>now fucking metroid
its so over
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:45:17 PM No.720494169 >>720495131
>>720493079
>please pay twelve hundred dollars for a machine that plays badly optimized console ports
How about no, ya fuckin retard.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:52:27 PM No.720494816 >>720494956
>>720494167
Funny thing is that Nintendo is quite late to the open world trend. Just the opposite of Sony and Microsoft.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:54:10 PM No.720494956 >>720495210 >>720497120
>>720494816
Sony never made open world games
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:56:07 PM No.720495127
>>720493995
How would you know? It’s not even out yet
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:56:10 PM No.720495131
>>720494169
The Switch 2 isn't that expensive... Yet
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:57:08 PM No.720495210 >>720495535
>>720494956
Horizon? Jax?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 10:59:14 PM No.720495343
>>720487649 (OP)
whoa I didn't know they are making a DUNC game
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:00:49 PM No.720495484
>>720491254
The fact you not only have over a dozen of such images saved but felt the need to have them organized indicates something is seriously wrong with you. Get some help.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:01:17 PM No.720495535
>>720495210
Infamous too
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:06:12 PM No.720495906 >>720496292
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>>720487649 (OP)

Its been 8 years, Eric.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:10:57 PM No.720496292 >>720497205
>>720495906
You've been stalking some dude for 8 years? That's pretty depressing
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:21:02 PM No.720497120
>>720494956
>Ghost of Tsushima, spiderman, horizon, infamous, days gone...
Not a single one no
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:22:05 PM No.720497205
>>720496292
>On an anonymous board
It's just a bot, ignore him
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:27:15 PM No.720497563
>>720487649 (OP)
I can’t take anyone that sees this shit and likes it more than the on foot stuff seriously.
This is a huge ick imo unless they pull it off like Jak did (doubt)
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:45:29 PM No.720498938
>>720487649 (OP)
>I'm getting flashbacks of Sector 3!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 11:58:59 PM No.720499885
>>720487649 (OP)
this is what you get when you slurp up ubislop with a nintendo skin for 10 years
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 12:00:35 AM No.720499995
>>720493148
You're posting startrek reaction images on /v/.
I assume you're some dumpy balding loser with a beard and zelda shirts who "gets pussy" from the run through hole who settled for you after she realized she needed someone to take care of her fatherless kids.