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Anonymous No.720494925 >>720495046 >>720496638 >>720498153 >>720498370 >>720499735 >>720499913
>is literally Russian
>LARPs as a cowboy
>talks like a Texan redneck

what did Hideki Kojimbo meant by this?
Anonymous No.720494964 >>720498667
BOSS GET DOWN
Anonymous No.720495046 >>720495952
>>720494925 (OP)
kojimbo be like
>he's just like me fr fr
Anonymous No.720495952
>>720495046
>gun autist with repressed sexual desires for Kurt Russell
Checks out
Anonymous No.720496638 >>720498647 >>720499883
>>720494925 (OP)
he's like one of those reverse-weebs that's obsessed with american culture
also he wants to be (and/or fuck) big boss, and pretending to be american helps him with both of those
Anonymous No.720497780
Cut him some slack, dude's like a triple or quadruple spy. Anybody would turn out a bit schizo from that
Anonymous No.720498153
>>720494925 (OP)
>What did Kojimbo meant
Neck yourself
Anonymous No.720498370 >>720498785
>>720494925 (OP)
He's american, he just "defected" to the soviet union.
Anonymous No.720498647
>>720496638
I say he's himself in that game, and plays a role in all other's. He was big boss's ally, unlike huey.
Anonymous No.720498667
>>720494964
The enemy sniper...
Anonymous No.720498785 >>720499693 >>720500925
>>720498370
So he's anti-capitalist?
Anonymous No.720498786 >>720499520 >>720499735
isnt this like a not so uncommon trope in media of non americans larping as cowboys?
Anonymous No.720499520 >>720499735
>>720498786
To be fair, if you were going to emulate an American, why wouldn't you choose to act like a Texan cowboy? I mean, your other options are a surfer dude hippy in California, an Italian from Hell's Kitchen, or Florida Man. I'd pick the cowboy every time.
Anonymous No.720499693
>>720498785
and anti-communist? uh oh
Anonymous No.720499735 >>720499923
>>720494925 (OP)
>>720498786
>>720499520
That Texas is actually located in Russia
You also have to remember the big soviet man himself was a western spaghetti fag
Anonymous No.720499883
>>720496638
He's obsessed with American culture and hates Americans, he calls boss a filthy American dog.
Anonymous No.720499913 >>720500160 >>720500348 >>720500693
>>720494925 (OP)
shalashaska is not a word
adamska is not a name
Anonymous No.720499923 >>720500226 >>720500803
>>720499735
IRL, Russia pours a lot of investment in to Texas in the form of political donations and buying out a few Texan brands. For example, Lone Star Beer is owned by a Russian, and Church's Chicken (Texas Chicken in Russia) is popular over there.
Anonymous No.720500160
>>720499913
Shalashaska is Ocelot's nickname in his younger days, derived from the Afghan word for "super widescreen".
Anonymous No.720500226
>>720499923
Wtf im never eating at church's again
Anonymous No.720500348
>>720499913
>adamska
Is
Anonymous No.720500693
>>720499913
Still a better name than DIE HARDMAN
Anonymous No.720500803
>>720499923
Wait was Kojima spittin facts (once again)?
Anonymous No.720500925
>>720498785
No?