Thread 720505927

The last video game character you played as has to 1v1 an Abrams tank in the middle of an open field

Who wins

>>720506084
>open field
venom gets turned into a fine mist

>>720506229
He'd just dive to the floor and be basically invisible to them provided he's more than like 10 meters away.
Even then he doesn't HAVE to get up close to the tank, he could have any of the many anti-tank weapons.

jokes on you, I was playing arma 3

maybe if I'm mighty I'll be fine haha

Venom actually has the most impressive feats even though hes just some guy

>>720507203
kill yourself footfag

>>720505927 (OP)
The DRG-SDW, christened 'Sidewinder" is a heavily customized 60 ton battlemech featuring an XL engine and support for MASC, giving it a speed over over 120 km/h. The main weapon is an AC20 class repeating autocannon that fires absolutely massive HESH shells at roughly 90-100 RPM, supported by a 6-tube SRM launcher. I have, however, removed those launchers to provide it with a pair of medium classified Pulse Lasers and improve the armor coverage.

If I charitably hold comparable the most modern enhancements of the Abrams MBT to tanks of the Inner Sphere in 3026, the Abrams may survive a single direct hit by the AC20, but will not survive the second shot and may succumb to the secondary weapons. Especially accurate return fire to the DRG-SDW's cockpit may smash into the protective plating, but barring a catastrophic failure it will hold with at least 65 to 75% integrity.

An ambush of at least three to six tanks may pose a much more credible threat and would need to be approached far more carefully, as the destructive power of the MBT's cannon (best estimated as a 'Medium Rifle' classification) could penetrate armor in a few accurate volleys and cause an ammunition explosion or decimate the cockpit.

>>720505927 (OP)
I'm thinking adam wins.

Interesting, but can it defeat the M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank?

And I'm not talking about the M1A1 equipped with pressurized NBC system, rear bustle rack for improved stowage of supplies and crew belongings, redesigned blow-off panels and M256 120 mm smoothbore cannon.
I'm not talking about M1A1HA+ which added new 2nd generation depleted uranium armor components and digital engine control either.
Hell, I'm not even talking about M1A2 with the commander independent thermal sight which has the ability to, in rapid sequence, shoot at two targets without the need to acquire each one sequentially.
I’m also not talking about M1A2 SEP fitted with new, second-generation gunner's thermal sight and upgraded third-generation depleted uranium armor components with graphite coating.
I'm definitely NOT Talking about M1A2S Saudi Package.

I'm talking about M1A2 SEPv4 with full TUSK II kit, third generation FLIR, improved laser rangefinder and color cameras, advanced meteorological sensors, laser warning/detection receivers, directional smoke grenade launchers and integration of the new XM1147 advanced multi-purpose tank round.

>>720507515
I kneel

>>720505927 (OP)
Oathbreaker/Warrior in Grim Dawn.
If internal trauma procs on hit and affects the crew inside, then they would probably be dead within seconds and no one could operate the tank.
(not my screenshot, I'm still not that geared up)

>>720507762
I think an abrams can go like 40mph, can your dude keep up with that

>>720505927 (OP)
unfair fight considering tanks would be considered a quaint museum exhibit at this point in the future.
>no shields
>no Teladianium steel
>no bitches because no dick because it runs off carcinogenic petrol fumes.

>>720505927 (OP)
Hey fascist, catch!

>>720505927 (OP)
Literally the last vehicle I used in WT this morning.

>>720507859
It has 2 dashes. One is a normal dash and the other one is Vire's might which technically can be spammable so I dont know...

>>720507282
Lol

1v1? No
If it was my full party I could get him easily

>>720505927 (OP)
>John Elden Ring lv. 12
>no items but basic armor and a spear
He has infinite attempts and he has to do at least 1 damage per hit so it's possible

hmm

>Warden from For Honor
Dies instantly, I don't think a catapult strike would do much to a modern tank.

>>720505927 (OP)
>Space Marine 2 Heavy
I'm sure he can do it.

I mean magic is pretty OP, Justin knows an explosion spell.

Carol's got this.

His arcade ending is him literally splitting a submarine in half, the tank should be equally easy.

>>720505927 (OP)
>Deadlock, as Haze
She can turn invisible, but thermals will still see her, unless smoke paralysis demons don't have a heat signature
She's fast, but an HE she'll is faster
Her guns won't do shit against armor, too low caliber.
Kinda fucked matchup.
Unless items are allowed, then pop counterspell and parry the fucking shell back to the tank lmao. Or Metal Skin for damage immunity, run on it, and disable the machine gun and optics and drop a grenade down the hatch.

>>720505927 (OP)
I don't see what a tank can do to a giant robot that can transform into a T-Rex that breathes fire.

even with the late game magic, I think I lose

>>720505927 (OP)
>kicks it

>>720505927 (OP)
I was playing Into the Breach so as tough as an Abrams may be it's probably going to be fucked by a mech

I refuse to believe there's this many mechafags here all at once.

>>720505927 (OP)
She's not surviving that.

>>720509161
They're always around. The difference is if you're a mechfucker, are you going to click the "mod skyrim big tiddy uwu uwu" thread, or the thread with the lust provoking image like OP?

>>720508918
APFSDS-T to the kneecap

>>720505927 (OP)
Get one-shot by a drifting destruction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjqygHzFBg

>>720509243
I wonder, with all the people with weird fetishes, is there anyone with a fetish for seeing his waifus completely destroyed with a tank shell

really depends on how much prep time i have

>>720509414
The waluigi to the non lethal explosion guy

>>720505927 (OP)
I think Anton Blast could just jump over the missile.

>>720505927 (OP)
I expect a minimum of 10,000 casualties in the first wave. But once the tank has depleted their ammo, the second wave can attempt their assault unopposed.

>submarine diving alarm sounds
>muffled 'Come get me ya fat lards'
If a satchel charge can turn a ten yard radius of solid ROCK AND STONE into a pile of dust, it should be pretty effective against a tank.

Would the FLIR on a tank be able to spot and identify a crouched soldier with a javelin 2km away before the soldier can spot the tank?

>>720510074
it's not like tanks are invincible mobile fortresses, a lot of mistakes get made by the military
yeah, maybe, but then they also might drive near a tiny foxhole and a poor farmer might pop out with a homemade bomb and plant it on the shell, who knows

>Battle Brothers
Their morale would break even if the tank missed it's first shot, which is unlikely. There's zero chance their weapons would even scratch it. Complete, crushing loss. They would be routed immediately.

Anyone who survived would swear they fought god and lost.

Hinako can actually probably handle it, given that she destroyed this thing and was largely unfazed after taking a hit from a giant magical artillery shell.

>>720510306
I know, I’m just asking if the tank could do it in theory. I have no idea how potent the sensors on them are.

>>720505927 (OP)
>Abiotic Factor scientist
His whole thing is building stupidly powerful weapons out of scrap, and killed a dimensional overlord with a ray gun he made out of junk and the stolen essence of Death himself. Plus the game heavily implies you're some anomalous super being that should be on the other side of the research chamber doors.
He'll be fine, in other words.

>niko oneshot
child obliterated

>>720505927 (OP)
My most recent played on Steam.

1. No Man's Sky. - Just bomb it with my ship or if on shoot mining laser it. 0/10 difficult if ship, 2/10 difficulty if on foot.
2. Gundam Battle Operation 2 - I mean...ANY mobile suit in this game would beat a tank. If on foot you still get a rocket launcher. -5/10 difficulty if in a suit, 1/10 if on foot.
3. Helldivers II - Call in literally anything. 3/10 difficulty.
4. JoJo All Star Battle R- I'm going to go with Jotaro here since hes on the cover. Star Platinum: The World it. 0/10 difficulty.
5. Elden Ring Nightreign - A bit more difficult but considering the magic in that game among other things I still think the character can win. 5/10 difficulty.
6. Halo MCC - Master Chief either shoots it with rockets, or lasers it, or just hijacks it. 1/10 difficulty.
7. The Finals - Tank wins against pretty much any class and loadout. 9/10 difficulty.

+ Chargeback

people in these threads dont realize just how stupidly strong modern MBTs are, and how weak video games make tanks usually

>>720505927 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled, was it actually a good tank or just a gas guzzling shitbucket designed to win a cold war with Russia?

>>720505927 (OP)
last thing I played was battlefield 6 beta
>open field
my engineer gets one rocket off, then dies with no cover

>>720515097
It works fine for American logistics chains.

Hopefully the raptor starts in the air. If it does, easy win. If not, it's fucked.

>>720507423
Step on tank niggers

>>720515156
Running people over in tanks must be a good time, and you wouldn't even blow out your eardrums like when you fire it

>>720505927 (OP)
Watching the Hamas guys just run up and stick bombs on Jew tanks has left me really unimpressed with these things. Like most video game guys just do that over and over until it's done.

>>720507203
Hardly, he can't even bench press a Metal Gear

>>720505927 (OP)
good luck

>>720515097
given a fucking bradley can beat a russian mbt, definitely the later
abrams are a waste of money

>>720506229
Solid canonically can beat an Abrams in an open field with a frag grenade. Therefore so can BB and his phantom.

>>720515002
>he doesn't know about the glowing weak spot

>>720517986
This has always been a thing, tanks pretty much need infantry support in urban environments or they get destroyed by other infantry pretty easily. We've known about this since WW2.

Yeah she'll be fine

>>720518196
But Snake beat them both, and in Big Boss' case when he was unarmed, so his feats aren't transferable to them. He's a cut above

>>720505927 (OP)
Only one of them?

>>720517986
Tanks are meant to be surrounded by ground troops or positioned in open fields to use as mobile short-range artillery. It's been well understood that bringing them into enemy-controlled urban areas is terrible since WW1, but people keep doing it anyway because there's more money than good sense flowing into most militaries.

>>720517986
Anon tanks have really been mostly obsolete for a long time.
All during the cold war the whole core of tank doctrine was to line up the fastest tanks you can right on either side of the iron curtain, and in the event war breaks out their job was to penetrate as fast and deep as they could across the enemy lines and then bunker down until the bombs stopped falling.
They've been dogshit in urban combat since forever, they're designed to shoot at other tanks in fields or fortified enemy positions.
If you're some place where a tank can't travel its gun around fast enough to cover blind corners its really easy to throw something in the treads of the tank to get a mobility kill, then your friends with AK's just shoot down from the roofs.
In a city you need to send guys through first to clear it out so the tanks can come through, so the guys can come through.

>>720518224
Enlisted shows this quite effectively. While real life troops aren't that suicidal a tank running alone won't last long at all.

>>720518370
stupid sexy dominant soldier jeans

>>720505927 (OP)
Iron Man. ;)

>>720518879
Why didn't he tank missile Thanos?

>>720505927 (OP)
Gods what an ugly tank

1 hulk>>>>>>shit>>>>>abrams
yes i saw it on a movie,problem?

Fuck, I'm disgusted by my choice of slapping 2 clan gauss rifles and clan er ppc.

>>720520197
that seems kind of tame, are those meant to explode? i know it went through the tank, just wasn't very violent

>>720505927 (OP)
Lol
lmao, even.

>>720520301
Alot of weapons tests don't have warheads included, since it's easier to draw data from a missile/target that hasn't been exploded

>>720505927 (OP)
>level 3000 majin
ez win

>>720520416
do missles just weigh a lot or something? i wouldn't imagine them being built sturdy since the end goal is to explode so i'm surprised it didn't crumple against a tanks chassis unless i just don't understand one or the other

>>720505927 (OP)
>be classic wow paladin
>cast divine shield to tank the first couple of shots while i get in melee range
>block another with holy shield
>cast seal of justice followed by judgement, preventing the abrams from fleeing
>cast exorcism (americans are demons)
>auto attack the tank to death and win
gg no re

could go either way desu

>>720520252
Why? Your dad left it for you to find so you may as well kit it out with the power of his people.

>>720520252
>Nightstar
>Not annihilator

I mean, it's just a bigger, meaner Urbanmech but 5 UAC5 is nothing to sneeze at. Energy weapons are for pussies anyway.

>>720505927 (OP)
Lara Croft? After an intense boss battle, maybe

>>720520608
Classic WoW Divine Shield only lasts for 6 seconds, right? Why not just use the Warcraft 3 Divine shield that can last for up to 45 seconds at rank 3?

>>720520301
Probably training munitions without warhead, for better accuracy assessment
>>720520576
Kinetic penetration only matters for building/bunker busting, for tank and armored vehicles, the warheads only need to make contact to do its job

>Warframe
There's a boss fight against a supernaturally-enhanced modern tank, with a second phase where it becomes a biotech chimera, and it's still easy to rush through solo.

>>720520618
Clan ammo is fucking hard to find and getting them means it'll be not a cost efficient brawl since I'm gonna pry it out from their cold dead bodies.

>>720520739
yeah i imagine one could go through the plastic and aluminum of a car roof, a big rock dropped off a bridge can do that but the one in the webm punched through the tank even without a warhead on it

>>720520886
It should be easier to get on the loot table since ammo bins will usually spawn fairly often. Not blowing up the weapon systems can be difficult. Break some legs to fish for better guns or take out that Clan AC/20 being shot at you? Tough call.

>>720505927 (OP)
Dahak is probably strong enough to flip an Abrams, and it makes a habit of catching shells out of the air and throwing them back, so its got good offensive capabilities. Its lightly armored, but it can fly, and as previously stated can catch and throw back shells. I don't know if that could work on high velocity depleted uranium sabots, but its still fast enough to dodge them.

As a bonus I'll throw in my Seventh Stand User character since he did kill half a dozen abrams tanks while going through a warzone. He had the help of Speedwagon and Stroheim during that, but he was also facing multiple tanks each time. I give him good chances at beating a single tank on his own..

get rolled nigga, I have the protection of the king of cosmos.

>>720505927 (OP)
He does have experience with fighting tanks, but it won't be enough.

Could a WW2 fighter-bomber take out an abrams? I think it could.

>>720505927 (OP)
it's over thin top

>>720511459
Deflected, Anon. Not reflected.

>>720505927 (OP)
>Daemon x Machina 2
It'll be fine, but I bet the Abrams will suddenly turn as spastic as every other boss in the game out of nowhere. Damn thing will suddenly start shooting around going from 0 to 100 sanics in a split second.

>mechgames are dying
>suddenly they coincidently come out of the woodworks
>a-actually i was just playing this
Why are people always pretending to have played the game to one up OP.
Im glad to see some genuine people in the thread that can handle a loss or make it funny atleast.

A trivial task
I magically shoot straight through
The crew is swiss cheese

>>720529705
>mechgames are dying
They're more popular than they've been in ten years. I've been playing mech games and demos for the last few months pretty often when before on steam you had to pick between singleplayer and multiplayer mechwarrior.

>my nba2k player
this shi ain't lookin good for dawg lmao

>>720530019
>I
Well sure but not the 10 other coincidental mechfags. Im okay with someone standing their ground.

>>720515002
it's the opposite, actually
tanks are way more vulnerable irl than the average person realizes
tank armor is heavily focused on the front of the tank, leaving the sides and rear incredibly weak. modern ifv autocannons can pen the sides of most mbts, all rocket launchers can pen the sides of mbts, even some ww2 era tank cannons can pen the side of an mbt.
even the frontal armor of an mbt isn't as useful as you might assume because you can't armor all the important bits on a tank, like the gun, optics, or tracks.
because of this, tank armor isn't really intended to save the tank itself from incoming damage, letting it tank hits while remaining fully operational.
instead, the armor is really only designed to save the crew from instantly dying after the tank gets hit, letting them abandon the now inoperable tank mostly unharmed.

>>720529951
That is some godawful CGI, why does the top of the tank just disappear when it hits the ground?

>>720505927 (OP)
Helldivers 2.
I'll just call a 500kg bomb to it's roof

>>720530495
The sides are weak cause ww2 guns and autocannons can penetrate it from close range. The word "incredible" makes you sound like they are made of paper. Wich is in fact not the case. A modern tank will penetrate another from the side at any range. But older ones are going to struggle from long ranges. Especially autocannons. This is why sideskirts are a thing. Cause normal ap rounds will not go through by losing kenetic force at range. But heat shells thus also rpgs wont. But are stopped by the spaced armor.
Theres too many arab video's proving even t72 can stop scuffed rpg hits on their side.

>>720530735
I never noticed that. It's like Aqua Teen.

>>720517986
Israelis don't keep a round in their pistol and instead do some tacticool bullshit. They aren't a serious military.
Combined arms have been important for tanks since forever.

>>720505927 (OP)
>TiTS
Early-game Steele is dead, but late-game Steele might stand a chance maybe.

>>720520343
looks pretty easy to immobilize by hitting the unprotected tracks

>>720505927 (OP)
My money's on the one with Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles

I play world of warships. Shooting an abrams would be roughly equivalent to shooting an empty beer can in the backyard with a flak cannon

>>720505927 (OP)
My last game was Project Zomboid so my last character was some weak, obese carpenter with a baseball bat.
Easy win for the Abrams tank. RIP, my character.

maybe if they got a lucky rear shot?

>>720535232
do they have mines? won't work lmao but they could get a mission kill.

>>720532469
Behemoth Steele with ramshackle power armor and the rocket hammer would wreck the tank easily.
But since I had to quit my last game early because real life complications, my current Steele would be ground to red paste by the tank.

>>720535297
no, just 4 rounds for a bazooka.

>>720505927 (OP)
>marathon security officer
we good

Well, hunters are immortal and come with an anti tank rifle.

>>720505927 (OP)
>This is... Phobos. Ready to attack again.
>System Reboot. Launch Ready!
>One Hundred and Fifty Millimetre Cannon, Fire!

>>720520576
Missile are heavier and sturdier than you probably think, they have to stand up to the power of their own engines, wind resistance and vibration, they have to have mechanisms to adjust heading midflight, guidance computers, cameras, etc. On top of that the impact video against the tank is slowed down, the missiles travel insanely fast, and fast is its own kind of heavy.

>>720535329
Even with the Greathammer, the tank can probably just move faster than Behemoth Steele and keep out of melee range. I was thinking more of the Shalinae Ki-Bow, which is a ranged weapon and is described as an anti-tank missile in-game.

I have a chance...

I guess hunters just aren't fast enough to catch up, but power level wise they could tank a shell / collision.

>>720537410
Behemoth is describes as a 3 meter tall monstrocity of pure muscle. Add the ramshackle power armor to that and you will tear trough the tank armor like paper.
And tanks aren't that fast.

>>720538158
The Shalinae Ki-Bow does more damage and is described as an anti-tank weapon.
The Abrams drives at 25-30 mph off-road, which is still quite fast.