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Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:44:35 AM No.720507616 [Report] >>720507935 >>720508070 >>720508219 >>720508469 >>720508827 >>720508835 >>720508849 >>720508893 >>720509198 >>720509239 >>720509278 >>720509326 >>720509468 >>720509530 >>720509574 >>720509738 >>720509826 >>720509851 >>720510028 >>720510039
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:47:26 AM No.720507803 [Report] >>720507949
This is fucking sick though???
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:49:16 AM No.720507935 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
Assasins creed ahh gameplay.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:49:29 AM No.720507949 [Report]
>>720507803
I know right? I almost spilled onions all over me at 0:20
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:50:57 AM No.720508070 [Report] >>720508225
>>720507616 (OP)
I won't lie that's some incredible athleticism
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:52:53 AM No.720508219 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
i want to see one of these faggots break their necks
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:52:59 AM No.720508225 [Report] >>720508386 >>720509032 >>720509461 >>720509604 >>720509812
>>720508070
I was just gonna say, I don't know how he manage to make something so physically impressive seem so gay.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:55:14 AM No.720508386 [Report] >>720508838
>>720508225
the beard+glasses combo, as well as not appearing to be physically fit, no muscle definition
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:56:16 AM No.720508469 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
We Must Be Athletic Men
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 1:58:39 AM No.720508647 [Report] >>720508947 >>720508990
I bet none of you faggots can do more than a single pull-up, while this guy can do all this cool shit.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:01:08 AM No.720508827 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
Functional strength combined with fun activity and looks like something that's not infected with chicks, looks like fun. Would sign up.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:01:15 AM No.720508835 [Report] >>720509009 >>720509071 >>720509194 >>720509231
>>720507616 (OP)
>balding beta looking bearded faggot
>"training" in what is literally a playground for grown ups
>clearly trying to overcompensate for his lack of real masculinity and good looks

Embarrassing
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:01:15 AM No.720508838 [Report]
>>720508386
Not having hair on top of the beard is the worst part. Compensating like that is embarrassing.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:01:25 AM No.720508849 [Report] >>720509034 >>720509373
>>720507616 (OP)
how come he can do all that but he still looks like shit
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:01:38 AM No.720508867 [Report] >>720508943
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So you guys are saying...he's a better man than /v/?
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:02:04 AM No.720508893 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
Me training to swing through the jungle so I can find a gorilla nigger to fuck my wife
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:02:40 AM No.720508943 [Report]
>>720508867
thats an english muffin not a sandwich
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:02:41 AM No.720508947 [Report]
>>720508647
I get into bar brawls for exercise, speak for yourself.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:03:22 AM No.720508990 [Report]
>>720508647
I've also never sat in a chair watching my wife get anally pentrated like he clearly does but thats because ive never known the touch a woman
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:03:39 AM No.720509009 [Report]
>>720508835
>abloo
>abloo
>abloo

Huh?
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:03:53 AM No.720509031 [Report]
*sniff*
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:03:56 AM No.720509032 [Report] >>720509143 >>720509269 >>720509609 >>720509707
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>>720508225
>make something so physically impressive seem so gay
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:03:57 AM No.720509034 [Report]
>>720508849
Anyone can do the shit he's doing unless you're a literal fat fuck
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:04:33 AM No.720509071 [Report]
>>720508835
the true masculine hobby, posting on /v/ on a friday night
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:05:32 AM No.720509143 [Report]
>>720509032
This nigga got sugar in his tank
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:06:15 AM No.720509194 [Report]
>>720508835
Umm sir this man is clearly a Better Man than you maybe you should watch and learn?
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:06:19 AM No.720509198 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
We must be better
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:06:44 AM No.720509231 [Report]
>>720508835
Better than dumb shit like cave diving.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:06:48 AM No.720509239 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
I hate the cinematic slo-mo and camera angles but swinging on shit is fun as fuck
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:06:52 AM No.720509242 [Report]
Internet warriors never fail to disapoints.
>I-I-I could totally do it

Guy look like a cuck but performance is impressive
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:07:09 AM No.720509258 [Report]
Impressive. I wouldn't fuck with him or his wife's son
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:07:13 AM No.720509269 [Report]
>>720509032
gayonetta
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:07:23 AM No.720509278 [Report]
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>>720507616 (OP)
This nigger literally returned to monke.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:08:08 AM No.720509326 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
Is this some sort of training room for stunt actors or something? As goofy as it looks that must be hard as fuck.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:08:50 AM No.720509373 [Report]
>>720508849
Strength training isn't the same as bodybuilding or sculpting.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:09:17 AM No.720509404 [Report]
it prob fun as fuck but the social media engagement farm camerawork and slowmo makes it look fucking gay
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:09:41 AM No.720509431 [Report] >>720509479 >>720509737
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Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:10:13 AM No.720509461 [Report]
>>720508225
kek even olympic gymnasts look more manly than him
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:10:18 AM No.720509468 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
that's a balding manlet.....
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:10:28 AM No.720509479 [Report] >>720509816
>>720509431
How do you not die, diving from that height?
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:11:10 AM No.720509530 [Report]
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>>720507616 (OP)
Be. Better.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:11:57 AM No.720509574 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
over or under 5'3"?
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:12:23 AM No.720509604 [Report]
>>720508225
People with this kind of athleticism always are built like this. You never are going to get a burly guy jumping and swinging around like this
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:12:30 AM No.720509609 [Report]
>>720509032
Straight out of Killer7
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:13:54 AM No.720509707 [Report]
>>720509032
>Netflix Presents Bayonetta
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:14:22 AM No.720509737 [Report]
>>720509431
that's fucking cringe
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:14:22 AM No.720509738 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
That dudes grip strength is impressive
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:15:04 AM No.720509792 [Report]
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Better Men open up about their feelings
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:15:13 AM No.720509812 [Report]
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>>720508225
The glasses+beard maybe, but I think it's the overall demeanor. If I picture him as stoic and focused on the craft, I could overlook it. But those moments where he looks at the camera directly ruins it for me. It's like I can immediately tell his whole personality through those tiny moments.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:15:20 AM No.720509816 [Report]
>>720509479
likely not as high as it looks
i can't figure out what kind of a pond it is, though
the geometry doesn't make sense to my eyes
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:15:27 AM No.720509826 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
Imagine the pussy blasting.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:15:57 AM No.720509851 [Report] >>720509935 >>720510047
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>>720507616 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!!!! MEN… HEAR ME. ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR WIVES AND OBEY THEIR EVERY WORD. YOU WILL NOT TALK BACK. YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO DO SO. YOUR OLD WAYS, YOUR EMPTY PRIDE, YOUR TOXIC POSTURING… ALL ARE ANCIENT. CAST THEM OFF. THEY DO NOT BELONG IN THE FUTURE WE MARCH TOWARD. IF YOU CANNOT, THEN YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO ROT WITH THE PAST. IT'S YOUR DECISION.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:16:07 AM No.720509861 [Report] >>720510059
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So it's basically an objective fact that you do not look good with a beard if you wear glasses, right?
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:17:13 AM No.720509935 [Report]
>>720509851
This post made me realize Kratos never yells like this. He's pretty stoic. Another example of why he's a better man than (you)
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:18:42 AM No.720510028 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
That looks fun as fuck honestly. I wish I was in better shape, no fucking way I could do any of that shit.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:18:55 AM No.720510039 [Report]
>>720507616 (OP)
>implying this doesn't look fun as fuck
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:19:05 AM No.720510047 [Report]
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>>720509851
Jesus, i never took a closer look to the characters before. This game looks hideous.
Anonymous 9/13/2025, 2:19:12 AM No.720510059 [Report]
>>720509861
Yes