Thread 720511474

What is THAT game you go to when you're feeling down? Mine's Sonic Adventure 2.

>>720511474 (OP)
I go to morrowind, the guard tells me I'll fit right in.

>>720511474 (OP)
you can perceive it

Sonic 3. I don't even think it is all that good, I just like the Mega Drive flair and had good memories playing it in 2017.

>>720511474 (OP)
fallout nv and underrail are calming games to me because i know them like the back of my hand and i can immerse myself in their settings easily

I find grinding infested survival maps in Warframe really cathartic and relaxing.

>>720511474 (OP)
thou art awarest

>>720511765
>I don't even think it is all that good
It's literally the best Sonic game of all time what the fuck are you saying?

>>720511474 (OP)
"...and that girl's name? Lara Croft"

>>720511474 (OP)
I miss that russian horse porn site

>>720511474 (OP)
I don't really have any games I go back to and replay. Can't even remember what I enjoyed as a kid. When I'm feeling down, I tend to just want to sit back and listen to music.

>>720511917
&Knuckles is the best classic game. 3 is a bit slow and long.

They don't even gotta tell ya'

Why is she blushing? I don't know

One can deduce it

>>720511474 (OP)
I jumped into an old game wich had actual people playing, and I got to win on my favourite map despite not playing in a while nor being the best player there.

It uplifted my spirits after feeling a bit downtrodden yesterday.

>>720512792
comfy.

why so many horse threads today?

>>720511474 (OP)
If it fits does that mean they have vagina horse genetics?

>>720513306
We can have women to thank for getting us to the top of the food chain by domesticating crucial supportive animals like horses dogs and other livestock, so yes.
The emotional bonds go deep and are completely natural.

>>720511474 (OP)
Thou jost knowst?

>>720511474 (OP)
you can surely recognize the situation

>>720511474 (OP)
Up until I couple of years ago I would boot up black flag maybe once a month just to go sail around the Caribbean, harpoon some whales, and seek plunder.
Last time I remember checking i was in the top 5k of wealthiest pirates, and I assume everyone above me was probably just cheating their money.
It really was just a masterpiece of emergent gameplay in an open world. You'd be sailing to a whaling spot, see a convoy coming, go board and loot a couple ships, get chased by pirate hunters, lead them into the storm where you fight them between rogue waves or dodging water spouts, and then when you get clear you keep heading towards your original destination.
I want just the open seas pirate shit in a game, combined with the comfiest beach bum simulator where there's a drinking rum out of coconuts on the beach mechanic.

>>720512792
>ping 124
>last place
fuck I wish we had some quantum routers or something with no lag, I don't want to play with brazilians anymore

>>720511474 (OP)
MGS. It's full of kind, nice characters that constantly help you out and explain stuff to you without judging you.

fuck a game, watch this and tell me your spirits aren't raised
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1918502084519051264/vid/avc1/1280x720/q2U823Hmopl0sHM-.mp4

OP here
>>720512792
Nice, heartwarming, I am glad you feel better, anon
>>720512596
?
>>720512091
I don't do that often, I used to do it a lot back then, glad it works for you
>>720511865
Sometimes a "robotic" task helps you clear your head, I get it
>>720511765
My fave 2D Sonic, all of them are gold but can't stand Sonic 2's special stages
>>720511612
Never played it, rarely play gaijin games but I do love JRPGs, might give EoS a chance one day.

>>720511474 (OP)
Kingdom Hearts.

>>720514196
Based

>>720511474 (OP)
The knowledge comes readily

>>720511474 (OP)
One is cognizant

>>720514196
she's 13

>>720514498
legal in horse years liberal

My mother just died. Even my comfort food games aren't going to make me feel good right now though I'm open to suggestions

>>720514741
it's a positive

>>720511474 (OP)
you just know

The reality of its being approaches you

>>720514196
There it is

>>720514813
I don't think anythings going to make you feel good right now.

>>720514196
He's... fucking her back....?

>>720511474 (OP)
What is it about horsecock that makes women so happy?

Ninja Gaiden 2/3RE Challenges
Touhou 8 and 10
Anything MonHun

Or I'll just sit around blasting Bad Apple ft. Nomico on repeat.

>>720514813
You can pretty much pick any game at random, you'd only be playing it for distraction anyway.

>>720511474 (OP)
Crypt of the Necrodancer and Into the Breach always make me feel good.

>>720514813
no games are gonna make you feel good
no amount of wasting time will make you feel good.
the only thing that can make you feel good is to embrace her and your and everyone's mortality and make sure to learn from it to never waste a second or let a chance slip away. within sanity of course a lot of life is about wasting time or letting time go for your loved ones

>>720511474 (OP)
You merely have the knowledge

>>720514813
Minecraft peaceful mode desu
Just turn off your brain and explore/mine/build shit

>>720511474 (OP)
You just know.

>>720514813
Its been 2 years since my father died and I still go weeks without playing anything.
Condolences.

>>720514813
my condoleances
just anything chill, you're not gonna feel great in any way and that's ok
but you can take some rest and try to calm down a little bit

>>720513223
No idea, but it still cracks me up that she became aware of those "memes".

>>720514813
I feel you either need something where losing runs only take like 10 minutes, or things with no lose conditions. Being invested in something that takes a while and then dying will just make you dwell rather than it being a distraction.

For something where dying quickly won't feel like an inconvenience and will still allow you to remain immersed in the game, I suggest the Castlevania collections (GBA and DS - not original, you want the save rooms and exploration were dying only costs you a couple of minutes). Or roguelites like Balatro, He is Coming, Barony, Nitro Kid (StS and FtL are obviously famous roguelites but I don't think they're good examples here because runs can take a while and failing towards the end can feel harsh).

For games with no lose conditions which might keep you distracted, lifesim games like Stardew, Harvest Moon, Rune Factory, Sun Haven, Immortal Life, or detective games like Obra Dinn, Golden Idol, Lucifer Within Us, puzzle games like Stephen's Sausage Roll, Baba is You.

I'm an orphan and have never known any family so I'm really not speaking with any experience here when it comes to loss. The worst I've experienced is just a friend moving away. I just feel like quick runs where losing feels insignificant or long experiences with no lose conditions are the best ways to distract oneself.

>>720511474 (OP)
Oh, I get it. The joke is that she has sex with the horse, even though in real life it would most likely cause tearing and possibly internal bleeding.
Hilarious

Why do men do this? horses are quickshots and women are not like this

>>720516917
every 3 seconds an indian joins the internet

She got light on her feet

>>720514498
Out of ten!

Why are horses so sexy?

>>720516917
Same reason any game that has women with large asses is considered for black people.
To many jeets on the internet.

>>720517737
>GuP vore comic
What?

>>720514813
Did you at least have sex with her one last time before she went?

Has anybody here ever owned a horse? I'm a city slicker so it should go without saying that I haven't, but it seems like a tremendous responsibility.

They probably eat hundreds of pounds of food every month, they need specialized care calling veterinarians that will come to your property, you need to learn to clean/scrape their hooves, and washing a horse probably takes over an hour. God forbid the horse resists at all. If the horse gives you trouble, all of this will take 10 times longer.

>>720511474 (OP)
Why are they looking at each other like that?

>What is THAT game you go to when you're feeling down?
Russian roulette.

>>720514498
how much is that in horse years

>>720518216
just 2

>woman fucks non-white
>NNOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE KILLING THE WHITE RACE
>woman fucks any animal
>HAHA YESSS BASED!!
In both cases you are a virgin cuck btw.

I don't know if I really have one. I end up hating most of the games I come back to when I'm depressed. I still like Gravity Rush 2 I guess but Sony shut down my favorite part.

>>720511474 (OP)
used to be Pro Evolution Soccer series but Konami killed it with eFootball
used to be Smackdown vs Raw series but WWE killed with 2K2x
used to be Dragon Quest Builders series and today it was killed by Pokeshit

now i've nothing

>>720518048
>Has anybody here ever owned a horse?
my family did, other than learning to ride i was seldomly involved
>responsible
my mom was out there pretty much every day. barns have staff but they are reputably lazy and you can't always trust them with your horse
>food
outside of regular feeding they eat a lot of hay and grass, and there was storage for horse pellets available at the barn
>vet
lol will never come to your horse unless it's dying and they're charging $$$s to do that
majority of issues you take care of yourself otherwise you load the horse into a trailer and drive it to the vet like any other pet
>scrape
yeah and? they like it, so they will literally offer you their feet.
>wash/hour
that part goes by quicker since the horse is likely more tired than you, but if you have a fussy horse, bridaling and saddling a horse can be difficult.

all the horses i dealt with were never temperamental. the ones i rode would get scared quicker than anything. if anyone ever pisses off a horse they usually deserve it.

>>720518586
anon, you are unwell

>>720518048
I attended university in Wagga Wagga, considered to be one of the best universities for veterinary science in Australia and they stabled the horses for the 2000 Olympic games.

So many of my friends owned horses and stabled them there. Needing a stable was often why they attended university there to begin with. It was unbelievable. Almost every morning for three years I'd be woken by a dorm-mate who wanted company while they shoveled horse shit, fed, and/or tacked their horse for exercise. These people were spending a fortune on being enslaved by an animal. One of them is now a racehorse surgeon in Tokyo and another now basically controls animal conservation in NSW so it CAN work out I guess. But most of them just got jobs doing random large animal care or stallion insemination, and all throughout university they were just shoveling shit every day. Even when I was just keeping them company sometimes I would open a gate for them and end up with horse saliva on my hand because someone's horse had just fucking drooled all over the place giving the gate a blowjob. Disgusting animals, they smell like shit and people are still happy to slave over them.

The only good thing about horses is that horse girls always have nice asses. There is at least something about the butt-impact of horse riding that shapes your ass.

>>720511474 (OP)
The first dark souls will always be peak comfy imo.

>>720518703
>now i've nothing
Iktf

>>720518791
you get used to being covered in slobber, you're gonna get sweaty and covered in dust when you take a ride in the ring anyway

nothing about plapping butts makes them plumper. riding pants are just tighter to make your butt bouncier, because no matter what you do, it still fucking hurts. absolutely nothing can comfort landing on your ass thousands times. that is part of why i stopped riding because i am male, and has a lot to do with why showmanship is female dominant

>>720519202
Normally these "you just know" things are dumb, but what in the actual fuck is she doing?

>>720514813
Was it horse related?

>>720516860
Not necessarily. Women get off just from riding horses. It's the bouncing around on them while their legs are straddling them.

>>720519382
>that is part of why i stopped riding because i am male, and has a lot to do with why showmanship is female dominant
Females don't mind the butthurt? What are you trying to imply

>>720514813
go outside for a walk and watch the stars fall

>>720511474 (OP)
I don't have one anymore, they all keep being ruined over time.

GIANT HORSE COCK IN HER TIGHT HUMAN PUSSY FUCK

>>720519402
she's just knowing

>>720518456
That poor woman getting cucked on camera...

>>720519382
>nothing about plapping butts makes them plumper
This is definitely not true. Every horse girl I fucked had an amazing ass. It's like callouses, but nice ass-shapes for hot women who have annoying hobbies. Maybe it only works if you do it from a young age.

>>720516368
>but it still cracks me up that she became aware of those "memes".
For real? That's pretty crazy. I wonder if she's flattered or disgusted by it.

>>720511474 (OP)
One simply understands

>>720518456
That woman is like "did I just get cucked by my dog?"

>>720519402
she's a knower

>>720520350
dont think its her dog

>>720519402
Memes and stereotypes are based on truth
Just because it may not happen all the time doesn't me it has never happened

>>720520378
Not anymore.

>>720511474 (OP)
One may have the ability to notice patterns, leading to knowledge

>>720520421
Imagine the doggy gangbang that ensued

Videogames?

>>720511474 (OP)
both ori games

>>720519743
the wider hips facilitate being plapped spread eagle a bit better than men's

spread your legs out to a 90 degree angle. now go a little more. put all your weight into your heels and stand up off your chair. that's essentially how it feels to be on a horse. it's not too strenuous but you're never entirely at ease. you also have to stand in the stirrups in motion, hump and balance your center of weight to counteract what the horse is doing, otherwise you're a shit rider, meanwhile having to talk to this thing and control it otherwise it's going to do whatever it wants, like taking off full speed without giving a shit if you come with it.

this is where my experience ends as i tapped out early.

>>720520257
horse riding is great exercise!

>>720511474 (OP)
Garrysmod with weed and friends

literally the only game that actually lifts me up completely and isn't a distraction from emptiness

>>720520220
and that man is getting cucked off camera

>>720520791
>Reading this while remembering the proto-Texas Rangers would ride all day in hostile territory and only eat a handful of pecans and dinner.
Fucking hell

>>720520801
how is this ass real

>>720520795
i wish desperately that my friends were the type to dick around in gmod or teardown, buncha socially stunted faggots

>women will literally rather fuck dogs and horses than me
brb killing myself

>>720519743
bouncing up and down all the time has to hurt your balls man

Hate to break it to ya but stallions aren't very good sex partners.
How long do you honestly think they last? They're pretty infamous for being real quickshots. Most animals are, really. Sex isn't designed for pleasure, it's for making offspring.

>>720521340
>stallions aren't very good sex partners.
Explain black men then

>>720521160
>buncha socially stunted faggots
mine arent but they only play normie shit like helldivers, cs or fomo slop

>>720521156
It's not. Ass implants are a real thing

>>720521340
Human sex is for pleasure

>>720521049
you get used to walking shitassed after a while

>>720521541
And wouldn't ya know it, we're the outlier that dominated the world.

>>720521710
I'm pretty sure some other apes or monkeys love sex

>>720511474 (OP)
Team Fortress 2

>>720520801
I love dogs (in a non sexual way ofc) and I hate being licked by them. especially licked on the face. I don't understand why anyone tolerates or even seeks that.

>>720511612
and then you spend the whole game getting called the n word

A friend of mine who works in horse breeding told me that studs need to get their dick cleaned often or it'll build up smegma and get infected but he's only ever seen women do the dick cleaning

what is this expression meant to convey?

>>720511474 (OP)
modo scis

>>720511612
He was being facetious

>>720521437
you got a hell of a better lot than mine, they're interested in sonic speedrunning, gacha playing, animal crossing 100%ing, extreme pokemon challenges and competitive splatoon. Trying to get one of them on to play Peak was like pulling teeth.
Keep yours close

>>720521762
I said most. And similar species are likely to evolve certain traits. Isn't that obvious?
Dolphins also love to fuck. They're actually pretty unique in that, too.

>>720519202
This is from a youtube channel and I still cannot find the video where this is from.

>>720520417
The "You just know" ones aren't though as its most commonly third world middle easterners fucking animals, not first world white women. You only know about them because they are the ones with easy internet access and because its an easy way to smear white people.

>>720520801
the dog's not even into it, even he feels used

>>720518456
>No way Fag

>>720511474 (OP)
Kirby's Adventure and Kingdom Hearts 1

>>720513223
start of the viral campaign for the next Tomb Raider. it's open world and Lara destroys tombs in India and cries about being reset to vulnerable beginner mode again so they can send her through another RPG-lite progression system again. again. again.

>>720522112
>because its an easy way to smear white people.


Its 100% glowie psyop because it's way too easy to be racist to muslims for being goatfuckers so they had to level the playing field

>>720514813
sometimes in life something so shit occurs that there's nothing to do but acknowledge that its gonna suck for a while and stew in it. I'm sorry for your loss anon. things will improve in due coarse, even if it doesnt feel like it now.

all these webms and yet ive never actually seen girl on horse bestiality

>>720514813
My lifelong best friend killed himself a few weeks back, so I've got a little experience here.

First of which is that depression comes in waves, so just let it roll over you in waves. Don't worry if it ebbs or flows, just let yourself feel sad.

Secondly is you're probably going to be really busy taking care of the estate, tidying up the house, doing administrative things or just explaining what happened for the nth time to the nth person. And similar with people reaching out to get in touch to make sure you're okay. By the end of it, I felt like I'd hosted so many people I'd barely had a moment to myself. It was good, but exhausting.

And finally, for the time you do have, just find a long game, or book or series or something that you can sink into and that you can distract yourself with for a long while. I used the manga Eyeshield 21 for this. It's long, it's complete, it's upbeat and positive. I just read the whole thing over a series of days and weeks, and it really did just give me something to focus on to distract myself. It helped a lot. A game you can just lose yourself in, or play for hours would be similar.

I didn't find the grief councillor very useful, but it's worth talking to one anyway, assuming your government provides one.

>>720514813
Be with your family nigger

>>720521923
its what we in the industry call a knowing look

>>720521156
>>720521438
this. pause at 0:07. when the ass protrudes around the sides like that it's always implants. implant asses are always bigger than they should be in proportion to thighs. that's the number 1 give-away. number 2 is when you feel compelled to ask "how is that real?"

>>720511474 (OP)
Twisted Metal 2. I only recently started beating it without cheats, I mostly used to play it online via PC. It's just a perfect game and the people who hate it are purely retarded. Fuck the show, however. That shit is AIDS.

>>720521923
All 24 inches for 10 seconds.

>>720522343
That's a mare.

>>720522293
Must dig deep to find that shit I guess, regardless, unless the woman is suicidal I don't think any human should fuck a horse otherwise you end up with a Mr. Hands situation.

>>720518703
>The team making a Pokemon game somehow ruins my favourite series
How fragile can you be?

>>720521820
like a month ago I had a dream were I was trying to rescue harry potter from terrorists in COD type situation and the terrorists were torturing him, I woke up with a boner and had a terrible day.

>>720522446
Huh, I thought it was aware.

>>720522594
kek

>>720522594
waking up with a boner has nothing to do with your dreams, it's strictly your bladder restricting blood flow out of the area.

>>720522594
interesting...

>>720522594
Pro Tip: Do not do this.

>>720518048
already replied but i want to tell one story about the one barn caretaker we had at some point who's name was pablo and was likely an illegal. unlike the stereotypical barnkeeps who were lazy and couldn't be trusted, this guy was a good wholesome dude and did his work, but he was one of those unfortunate dudes who absolutely could not catch a break.

one time someone had their horse out of the stall in the lane for a cleaning, and pablo got a little too close to her rear while moving a wheelbarrow. she fully bucked him with both rear legs. two horseshoes straight to the dome. he was knocked out clean fucking stone cold. imagine rocky just straight fucking clocking your weak and vulnerable grandmother out of nowhere. it was just straight up manslaughter.

the chick cleaning the horse wasn't there at the moment so he stayed laying unconscious in the dirt for like 8 minutes, woke up, stood up, and went back to his office and took some ibuprofen.

another one i heard about that same guy, he was fixing a fence, chipped the nailhead with the hammer and it just went bouncing business end straight into his cornea. i think the stable owner covered that hospital visit as this guy definitely didn't have insurance.

>>720522698
>paying a witch to shill my game in anon's nightmares

>>720522293
>girl on horse
Literally only one(1) decent video of this and it's probably older than most of the faggots in this thread.

>>720516368
>No idea, but it still cracks me up that she became aware of those "memes".

What memes?

>>720522819
Is it the older lady with assless chaps?

>>720522873
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL

>>720522885
Possibly, it's been awhile.

>>720522809
imagine if someone in the future figures out how dreams work and puts everybody in default nightmare mode and the only way to have good dreams is buying a DLC or season pass.

>>720516368
Mori browses 4chan and even took part in some /a/ sings, before becoming a vtuber. So, she isnt some normie. There are times when she almost let her inner channer slip out.

>>720518456
And they say the snoot has no tech

>>720522293
There was an entire facebook group dedicated to horse fucking and it were all women. I don't use social media anymore, but try your luck, it exists.

>>720511474 (OP)
YJK

>>720523474
You mad human? 20,000 ratings on Amazon btw.

>>720521931
Don't say that

>>720511474 (OP)
>horses
>dildos
>niggers

How am i supose to compete again?

>>720514813
It's different for everyone, anon. What would make your mom happy? Do that.

>>720519402
>you just know
Sniffing horse balls

>>720520801
That's a female dog
As much that bitch is letting her getting licked

>>720515101
>tfw no pukei gf

>>720523650
>too quick
>too cold
>too short
compete with what exactly?

>>720522594
lmao

>>720521931
What’s face tie us?

>>720513223
Horsetards needing to find other sources of entertainment after Animopron fucked off to make a game and has been on stable patreon milking mode for like half a decade.
As far as that kind of animated content goes I am sad that MoistCavityMap has also took up the "I'm making a game" excuse to take years-long vacations, but at his pace we wouldn't be getting the Vex vid before 2030 anyway.

>>720511474 (OP)
It is simply apparent

>>720521932
that's rough, buddy.

It is needless to say

>>720522512
>worse series than dragon quest
>worse artstyle than toriyama
>exclusive to jewtendo potato peeler console
it's dead jim

>>720511474 (OP)
Honestly, nothing lifts my mood quite like a good TF2 server, either by playing seriously or by running around as Scout and hitting people with the objector to annoy them, doesn't matter, it's always fun.
>>720514813
My condolences anon, don't think anything will make you feel better at this point, just stay with your family/friends for now if you can, if you can't, I dunno, drive around in GTA San Andreas listening to the radio, it's what I do every time I have to deal with some shit, helps me take my mind off stuff

I've been playing a lot of PoE2 lately. For some reason it's really fun to run maps and watch everything explode

it used to be the sims 2
but now this game just makes me feel sad and hopeless

>>720523227
Case for quite a few vtubers, but they'd be ostracized by a lot of others in the scene if they did.
Just look at what people say about Pippa afterall.

>>720524684
>webm
lmfao

metal gear solid. I play it once a year. I wish they'd remake the first mgs with a rookie solid snake. once can dream.

i wanna upgrade my pc so I can play disco Elysium. I hear its the greatest game of all time.

>>720518456
this is a hierarchy thing for dogs. the pack leadee licks the mouth of the other dogs as a show of dominance, and the lower dogs allow it as a sign of submission. the dog refusing to let her kiss it is basically saying it doesn't see her as the pack leader.

Brown people thread alert.

>>720520801
implants are fucking disgusting holy shit

>>720520421
throbbed

>>720511474 (OP)
YJK

>>720525321
Welcome, Paco. We were waiting for you

>>720522293
I have, the horse is usually sedated and only half-aroused because a full horsedick simply wouldn't fit. they rarely get past the tip, and they sit there awkwardly jerking off the half-chub stallion for a few minutes (clearly nobody involved is having any fun) and then they jump cut to a fake dick busting a gallon of fake cum all over her face.

it's lame, dog vids are better because the dog is actually into it

>>720522873
back when AI voices first got popular someone did an audio of her sucking off a horse.

>>720522873
I look like this and I do this.

>>720522594
>Anonymous finds out that he has latent sadistic tendencies
It's all downhill from here.

>>720511474 (OP)
Thanks doc


FUCK

>>720515063
i'm pretty sure you would need vaginal reconstruction surgery if a horse actually fucked you

>>720527071
Didnt mr hands die from getting his ass horsefucked?

>>720527071
the shit I've seen manyvids whores shove up their holes says otherwise

>>720527071
Latina women are somehow able to manage

>>720527071
There's a thread in hc about a bitch who uses a horse-sized dildo

>always thought horse on women was retarded because it doesn't fit anyway
>Lately more and more videos are popping up on my porn-feed of women just fully sitting on 14 inch horse dildos
How the fuck is that even possible
Look up Lililjunex, I thought that shit was insane

>>720527071
It's purely a fetish, doesn't have to be realistic. There are hundreds of kinks that are literally impossible irl.
Guys care more about dick size than girls do, and girls only care because they know guys care and perceive it as hierarchal, all this "horsecock" stuff is exclusively fetishized by men. Girls are more into stuff like dogs/cats/bears where the focus is more on the depravity of the act than actually getting off in a dumb situation like >>720525841
This thread is awful and I don't know why I'm here

>vaginas are strong enough to accommodate horse cocks
>my anus isn't
wtf unfair

>>720511474 (OP)
I've not felt down in 15 years but back when I did I played social games AKA MMOs so that I had people to talk to.

>thread still up
jannies and mods confirmed to jacking off to bestiality

I do wonder if those bitches will have problem at gestating a baby inside their bellies.
Or if even they can feel a thing when having normal sex with a guy

>>720524684
>bald man's entire e-drama career in one webm
Perfection

>>720524924
>>720528839
quick rundown

>>720511474 (OP)
I just realized that despite everything I've never seen a video of a real horse actually fucking a woman. I saw a pony thrust into a fat man once but that's it.

>>720528217
Vaginas are built to have entire human babies pass through them, its not that crazy

>>720529789
There is one but the girl ended up bleeding vaginaly.

>>720522293
Because I'd imagine it's hard to find someone with a horse that'll let you get fucked by it, find an area large enough to accompany you and a horse, then find someone else to record it, then hope like hell it doesn't Mr Hands you. It's much easier for women to just adopt an unneutered large dog and go to town with it all within about an hour of prep work.

>>720514813
It's okay to grieve. You are allowed to be sad and cry.

>>720527728
if you mean those giant dildos, I'm sorry to tell you, but that's a palor trick

>>720518979
Ok redditor

>>720520264
Disgusted. She was supposed to get a horse for her cowboy costume, but because of memes they changed it to a car and she had an angry rant about coomers ruining it

>>720529789
I saw a pony on a woman once on /b/, It could have been entirely faked but she was very fat and the pony was definitely sedated.

>>720514813
May I ask if you failed to respond to any certain topical posts as of late?

>>720531205
yeah i replied to immunity dog but it didn't do shit
i did ask my wiccan girlfriend of my polymorphic relationship to kill that kirk guy and that worked out so it's all good

>>720529963
And the process of birth is famously fast, pleasurable and consists of the baby going in and out dozens of times?

>>720528351
>Girls are more into stuff like dogs/cats/bears where the focus is more on the depravity of the act
...are you saying that fucking a horse is not as degenerate as fucking a dog?

why is she blushing

>>720530036
That's my jam

>>720531421
hell yes!

>>720527272
Yes, but if you look into the story he actually fucked other horses before that and he was not even alone that night, someone else went before him and was fine. So it is possible

>>720529789
I think a few exist but it's smaller ones.
What I don't get is that it would be super easy to set up something where the horse only enters a bit, but they instead focus on playing with big flappy flacid hoses for no reason.

>>720531504
I'm just some rando, but for me the depravity rankings of the animals mentioned go from least degen to most: dog, horse, cat, bear

>>720514813
Happened to me last year. I'm waiting for it to get easier, but it just isn't. It's really fucking awful.

>>720530912
cowardice on her part to be honest

>>720511474 (OP)
I go back to either AQW or Dragonfable and continue making progress through learning the lore and item gathering for endgame fights. They're my comfort games, one of the few franchises that haven't radically changed at all since way back when and they have an extremely soulful + relaxing setting (for the most part).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJhTyJghOE

>>720524684
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>>720529492
Assmongloid consumes horse semen because he thinks it'll save his hair

>>720519743
why do you think women like their asses slapped? the impact reverberates into their deep genitalia and mixes pain and pleasure signals, horsegirls get addicted to riding through this

>>720531421
I mean, being able to move the baby back and forth would probably make the process much more manageable. Compulsory giant dildo practice courses for girls when? We have the technology.

>>720522234
I get they are doing some kind of horse yoga skit, but was the take where the horse had a boner really the best one?

>>720522293
My man you can literally search for that shit on yandex, it's literally not even deep wen shit

>>720531580
>What I don't get is that it would be super easy to set up something where the horse only enters a bit
You are underestimating the force at which a horse could buck. Also the real truth bomb is a horse doesnt actually fuck well at all nor feel much from its dick, they are a tool to knock other horses up.

>>720520421
They killed her?

>>720520417
just because it happened doesn't mean it happens all the time
reversible arguments are retarded.
That being said there is something wrong with girls obsession with horses.

>coincidentally prefer stallions
>coincidentally have the biggest dicks
>don't mind cleaning their dicks
>just so happens that plenty girls lost their hymen to horse riding
>female horse riding outfits are the most skintight, slutty looking thing before the invention of yogapants

>>720511474 (OP)
I play through the campaign of Halo 3: ODST solo when I'm feeling sad and lonely. Hasn't happened in a while though, because I don't hang out with the "friends" who treated me like a plaything anymore.

>>720511474 (OP)
She gets fucked by the horse

>>720525023
It's kinda mid. They recently ported it to phone. Just play that version.

>>720514813
You should have replied to that one post.

>>720533070
weird shit like that drives engagement. they will probably get 2x-10x amount of shares and comments compared to a "normal" take. """influencers""" do it all the time

>>720525947
I have it. It's actually really well made. Wish there were other versions

wouldn't one thrust from a horse just obliterate your insides? lots bravery and stupidity here.

>>720529492
I didn't watch him play it, so Im laughing at just the webm.
It looks like he has a build or some kind of item or effect on that just reflects damage back to its source because he basically instantly kills the boss by doing almost nothing. Then acts like a god.
I just found it funny is all.

>>720522594
kek wtf

>>720511474 (OP)
Why is she blushing?

>>720524087
>Animpron
>makes a game
heard about that
>patreon
oh no shits fucked.
The game plan is really just to make one popular thing and than retire on patreon

>>720521923
"Cmon Chirpy..."