Thread 720513802

Snu-snu

>>720513802 (OP)
after hotspotting for over a year i got fibre internet recently so i downloaded Marvel: Snowbunnies to check if it was any good...

suppose i'll just keep fapping to the blonde trio getting DAP'd by BBC.

>>720513802 (OP)
sexo

>>720513802 (OP)
Muscle girls fart A LOT

>new season
>no hype
>barely any threads on /v/

>>720514617
>tfw you will never inhale Angela's protein braps

Just can't take this character seriously. You got some completely random Spawn character in the Marvel universe for no good raisin.
But sure, enjoy your flying muscle mommy.

>>720515160
>Just can't take this character seriously
The shark that swims around going BRGERRG? No problem.

>>720513802 (OP)
looks sub af

>>720515236
He's a respectable shark with a respectable job, alright?

>>720515160
Those kind of crossover used to be way more common, it's just that most of them didn't stay and were retconned into being Thor's sister.
Fucking Mazinger was part of marvel for a while, in a deal that allowed Japan to make their Spiderman series.

>>720513802 (OP)
If they were gonna add a muscle mommy why a literally who instead of She-Hulk?

>>720515448
>I want vanguards!
>no not like that!

>>720515512
Because they aren't going to make She-Hulk that kind of muscular.

>>720515549
yes, the game doesn’t need more thors, it needs more actual tanks, not fat dps

>>720515512
either chinks are retarded or since shes a dyke Marvel told them to include her

>>720515858
>since shes a dyke Marvel told them to include her
Are you retarded? If Marvel were going to "tell them to include a dyke vanguard", it would be America Chavez, not a literal who Thor character who doesn't even have her own book since like 2017.

Sex with Peni

>>720515448
So use Strange or Magneto then, what are you complaining about?

She's great fun

>>720515579
That's some good news

>>720513802 (OP)
So gaiman is already uncancelled?

>>720515448
I really don't think the game needs shieldniggers everywhere. I don't want other characters overshadowing other character niches. It's bad enough that most DPSniggers are basically interchangeable with eachother (Punisher x Hera, Ironman x Storm, etc)

>>720516796
He hasn't owned Angela in 12 years.

Threadly reminder that this character belongs to Todd McFarlane and is a Spawn character. That is alll

>>720513802 (OP)
>fight for rights of character
>sell her to marvel the first chance you get
What did Neil mean by this?

futa coded

she wasn't even that muscular originally

>>720516896
No, it belongs to Marvel and has since 2013, and before that it belonged to Neil Gaiman, as ruled in a court of law.

>>720517142
Marvel helped fund his legal fees (as they wanted to acquire the rights to Miracleman and Neil winning there might help shake them loose, as it turned out MacFarlane never actually had the rights to it, he just assumed he had), it was basically paying them back.

>>720516896
What has spawn been doing for like 30 years? He finally beat John Leguizamo?

>>720517319
>>720517405
Consider that they're also developing Valkyrie as a character, probably DPS, who will have a similar look to this but with blonde hair. They need to differentiate and Angela stands out more by being a powerhouse woman, especially when she's little known to players.

She's pretty tricky so far.

>>720513802 (OP)
its not that her boobs are physically small, but theyre small for a behemoth gal like her. female minotaurs should have udders ya know?

>>720513802 (OP)
*rapes you*

>>720517908
*lets her*

>>720517908
NO ONE RAPES
THE WILLING

>>720517637
Smashing through stuff while flying is fun, same as Thing but you're in the air so it's extra cool

>>720515579
Hope they make her a frontline grappler who just fucking piledrives and powerbombs people.

Is the performance and optimization any better now, I remember someone saying they were working on it for the ps4 release

>>720517908
>not returning the energy

shit season
boring character
shitty balance patch (again)

but enough about overwatch

>>720514783
Unironically, what's the point of living now?

>>720513802 (OP)
skipping seasons until the chinks implement placement matches. no point in playing the fucking game if all games comes down to whoever gets the most ex GM/celestials.

>>720513802 (OP)
>Snu-snu
that is for big women
like actual women not like that tranny

>>720516896
based

blade is a bigger throw pick than jeff

why the actual FUCK did they change jeff's ult to leave a healing ring behind?

>The Thing doesn't get assists anymore
Is it a bug or did they change it? Used to get like 20+ assist with him and now I only get like 4

>>720521046
Why is he happy?

>>720513802 (OP)
Muscle girl that actually has the face of a woman, and isn't a tranny. This is how you know a westerner was never involved at any point in the design.

>>720521598
Daredevil is a weirdo who thinks he might deserve punishment for having anger problems even though he probably has saved more lives than he can count
Speaking of, when is his gameplay showcase dropping again

>>720522040
>Daredevil is a weirdo who thinks he might deserve punishment
its called being Catholic. and he won't be out for four weeks, so check back in 3

This game is dying because I stopped playing, sorry guys.

>>720522305
You’re not along. I dropped it halfway through S2. Lord Hulk, Scarlet and Emma. Thought it would go somewhere but these Chinks can’t pump out true quality to save their lives. Game sucks and any fixes they implement now won’t help. These fixes should have been present day 1.

I like her, she's like Venom if you couldn't accidentally fling yourself into the level geometry, thus wasting your one movement ability until it comes off cooldown.

>>720522305
Shit, I didn't realize (You) stopped playing. Guess its really over, it was a good run

BTW she is a smelly lesbian with a trans wife.

>My team's Angela
>PS4 player, level 2, dps main
>Enemy Angela
>Rank 10, Main tank, 80% accuracy

>>720522743
I'm gonna cuck her husband.

Speaking of PS4 players.
I've been playing on ps5 since launch, game has always run smoothly for me with the occasional lag from a team mate. Had a lot of people complain its bad for them but I've rarely noticed it. But tonight, for the first time ever, I was playing a match and the enemy Strange made a portal over the objective, and everyone was either already there or came through his hole and the game turned into a fucking slideshow until it closed. I asked if anyone else in the match lagged too and they all said yes, so I made my own portal right after to double check.
Every fucking time Strange uses a portal, the game shits itself for EVERYONE in the match. This new patch has effectively downgraded everyone's hardware to that of a brazillian playing on cell phone hotspot wifi

Fucking LOVE this character, I'm gonna Lord her so fast. She's not good in every situation, but she causes enough chaos and can swing between front/back line in a split second.

>>720523257
I'm a little surprised how well she handles herself in a brawl, she has good damage and survivablity. Didn't think they'd give her flying AND good ground game pressure, if you have a decent healer or two and another tank she can be a real problem, I can already tell

>>720522927
She has a voiceline where she invites Sue to lesbian heaven and says no men allowed that felt like it was going to be used for futa porn.

>>720515579
This run was ass and a complete waste of time.

>>720513802 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNuSMA13Wqw

>>720522743
*was

>>720521507
It's was 100% a bug. I'd get assists while running back from spawn after dying.

>>720522743
Why do you keep trying to push it as "trans" despite Sera being a biological female? You know, the thing actual trannies can't be?

>>720523701
literally goes from one gender to another bub

>>720513802 (OP)
>hop into Rivals, excited to play new tank
>game hard crashes twice because devs broke the graphics again
>spend 15mins recompiling shaders, update graphics drivers, fix launch settings after new update reset them again
>50% chance of actually insta-locking Angela
>new Thor team up is broken, every match has Angela and Thor in it
>Friday night so loads of consolebabbies with aim-assist landing 80% headshots if you try to play one of the 3 hitscan characters in the game to deal with all the flyers
>get matched with a bunch of braindead mongoloids who go 0-7 while running into walls
>matchmaking is still broken
Don't even bother booting it up, give it a week and only ever play on weekday nights, game is literally unplayable right now.

I WANT TO CLIMB THE EIGER

>>720523776
Biological sex actually.

>>720523776
*went >>720523624

>>720525289
Transexual is not much better, but at least in this case its (probably) magical

>>720521152
You're the dumbest gorilla nigger I've ever seen.
It was a term invented in a Futurama episode with even bigger, more muscular women than that.

>>720513802 (OP)
>people have stopped instalocking not even a day after she's introduced
Kek she's a literal skill checker. Thank god too because now I don't have to worry about Netease ever nerfing her.

>>720521507
>>720523638
Please don't tell me my Winter Soldier assists are gone, too.

>>720525479
Probably? Hang on, you don't even know but you're making claims?

I genuinely cant tell whats different this season, why did people hype it up

>>720525479
Not "probably", literally, Sera is transformed into a biological female via magic.

>>720513802 (OP)
Hopefully they get this muscle girl shit outta the way with Angela so that Rogue can have larger tits while still having a lesser amount of muscle than Angela.

>>720528815
Rogue is going to be a strategist so she'll be the size of Sue Storm or Dagger.

>>720524629
>complaining about insta locke on new character when they just added a dupe mode to Arcade
moron

>>720526507
Now you have an annoying mosquito with 550 HP flying around

>>720521418
Cuz his winrstes were abysmal (still better than widow)

>>720521598
Don't kink shame

So after messing with Angela in practixe range, it looks like canceling quick melee with M1 (spear) is better than just using the spear if you are in range
I have a feeling she'll be a tank that's amazing with a brawler but useless on her own. Being able to fly around and harass the backline and then drop onto your Thing/Hulk/Strange/Emma and give them bonus health while they are in the thick of it seems solid

>>720531006
You can solo with her, at least in qp.